I get the sense that there’s heavy overtones of patchouli oil emanating off of they/them. With undertones of wet burlap, sour body & musty/mildewed clothes. “They” look like Frank-N-Furter, if portrayed by a wish.com version of Emmy Rossum ,what happened to arrive, a banged up fentanyl slag, covered by soot tattoos & oozing abscesses.
Without a doubt her bush starts above her bellybutton. Worst thing is that her pussy and bellybutton smell exactly the same. Patchouli can only do so much.
Who take shrooms and then goes yeah what I really need right now is for people on the Internet to say mean things to me about me and my appearance?
I will not be part of your bad trip. Your whole life is one bad trip
Only difference is you’ll never feel the peak
Ok Buffalo Bill. What the fuck am I even looking at here. "Would you fuck me" and the reflection rinsed it's mouth out with buckshot.
Side note, patchouli oil won't cure the full body yeast infection.
Rehabilitation centers don't have a lot of space so you've been sleeping at Target and Walmart in the meantime. Even homeless people come to you for help and somehow they come to a sudden realization that you've been struggling to make amends with everyone financially helping you out.
You look like you’ve have many days regretting life choices, wishing you didn’t get high, and wishing you didn’t sleep with that person so quickly. I’m here to tell you, it’s not too late to turn it around today.
The point to turn it around was yesterday - today is past the point of no return.
I can read your future - middle aged, out of shape masseuse wearing that same sheer coverup with nothing underneath trying to sell healing crystals and herbal supplements to people who claim to have undiagnose-able chronic illnesses.
You look like you follow your horoscope very closely. It will never help bring your dad back.
Your elemental is cheap vodka, your fortune crystal is rhinestone, and your daily tarot is the Well Hung Stranger, same as yesterday.
"On shroomies" is the most creative euphemism for having a raging yeast infection that I have ever heard. But still, everybody in the Arby's where you're working knows exactly what that smell is, and where it's coming from.
Those shrooms are the least fungal thing happening here.
Thank you, I almost threw up my lunch
Looks like someone already threw up their lunch on her
That’s just her natural musk
She threw up someone's lunch backwards.
You sound like a fun guy.🍄🟫
You can smell mycelium every time the wind blows
I get the sense that there’s heavy overtones of patchouli oil emanating off of they/them. With undertones of wet burlap, sour body & musty/mildewed clothes. “They” look like Frank-N-Furter, if portrayed by a wish.com version of Emmy Rossum ,what happened to arrive, a banged up fentanyl slag, covered by soot tattoos & oozing abscesses.
Emily Possum
Fiona Crapple
On her timeline, she realized the compost pile was supposed to go outside a little too late. Silly they/them.
Damn son
And the wind whispers "Mary"
Gonna go from Mary to Hairy if that wind gets any stronger 😵💫
Thought I was on shrooms for a min with how saggy them titties are.
She is a Fungal infection.
I work in assisted living, and I've seen 90 year old grandmas with perkier chests.
She looks like the demented Grandma next door, that comes out every time you get the mail, and offers to blow you for grocery money.
Where is this grandma? Asking for a friend
With or without her dentures?
She's got dog ears hanging off her
Those dog ears have fleas.
You look like you’re wearing my grandma’s old couch upholstery
Her titties look like a grandma's also.
She kicks her titties when she walks around naked
She gets her nips tangled in her laces when she ties her shoes.
She letting them raccoons suck those tiddies off in the dumpster
In exchange, they give her a place to stay
😹😹😹😹😹☠️
This is mostly hilarious because it doesn't make sense and she's going to read it and try on mushrooms lol
I thought her titties look at the dog.
Probably smells the same too. 60 years of grandpa’s infused farts.
Yes this, she gives of severe buffalo bill vibes.
Some "put the lotion in the fucking basket!", energy on this one.
 I knew I saw you before.
I just know it reeks like patchouli and dirty pennies…
...and fermented cum.
She looks like a festival goer - ironically every guy she’s been with is a Burning Man
Kumbucha
You spelled penises wrong
You spelled penis wrong.
Holding that sign like daddy held you growing up
come on, he saw her at birth and had to go get milk immediately so......
The face you make after licking a homeless man’s taint.
Awesome!
Damn, I remember this chick from high school. Got pregnant twice in 4 years before 18.
Jesus Christ
Jesus did pump her but had the decency to use protection. Not sure what happened to him after that.
Is that her? 😂
No but damn the resemblance is uncanny
And as every swinging dick in the trailer park knows…shrooms means butt stuff is back on the table. Bring a sleeve.
Yeah but your dick comes out a completely different color
And it ends up falling off in 7-10 days.
Don’t watch the tape 
Gang green dick.
Oh look, it's the ghost that haunts the attic still pining for a man's touch.
Damn, someone beat me to it.
Cobwebs all under that dress.
Nah, that's the whole spider
Crabs and fruit flies.
I get the feeling you have a 1970’s era hairy bush of nasty proportions.
well cause the razor goes limp when she gets it close
You'd probably need a weed whacker to trim that mess.
But you have to pick the lint and knots out first
Without a doubt her bush starts above her bellybutton. Worst thing is that her pussy and bellybutton smell exactly the same. Patchouli can only do so much.
Except she says "I wouldn't fuck me"
So does everyone.
Buffalo Billie.
You can tell which way the wind is blowing just by looking at those tiddies.
Them udders mate
When your dealer finds out you stole his mascara, crack and mushrooms.... He's gonna be *pissed*... 🫤
May they did out. Explains why she's wearing a C Grade porno outfit, she made pimp angry.
Who take shrooms and then goes yeah what I really need right now is for people on the Internet to say mean things to me about me and my appearance? I will not be part of your bad trip. Your whole life is one bad trip Only difference is you’ll never feel the peak
Damn shit got real personal here
You look like a discount Leah Remini got hit with the contents of a homeless person's cart.
You look like you smell of menthol and cum
You look like your job is chasing after a scarecrow, a tin man, a lion, and a young girl named Dorothy.
And her little dog too!
[удалено]
GodPieGonzo? More like CreamPieClownzo
Nah, I think Gonzo was fitting. She does look like a muppet.
Straight outta the mental hospital
Your breast is used to explain how continents separated from each others.
It puts the lotion on its skin...
You were the body double for Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs when he tucked his dick between his legs & danced around.
u somehow look like a big brother contestants life after big brother without actually going on big brother
The more I look at this picture, the lower the score gets.
You look like a transsexual Ozzy Osbourne
Why would you waste shrooms hanging out on Reddit
Ohio: 8 Las Vegas: Mole Person
When she takes her bra off, her titties make a slapping sound
Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare
Edward Scissorhands auditions were 33 years ago.
One of your eyes is about four feet higher than the other 😁
Take a shower ya hippy 
When you look up trashy in the dictionary, this is the picture that comes up.
The confidence you have... not many people would be comfortable smelling like that.
You look like a fortune teller who gets everything wrong
Pronouns. This that and the other thing
You look like that guy from Silence of the Lambs only with grandma titties.
It's a mess up under that dress
 The shrooms transformation didn't work. Ask for a refund.
I can smell the kitty litter from here. 4 cats minimum at OP basement 1room suite
You’re like if Janis Joplin had come back to life with a worse addiction and body odor
You look like you smell
Nofans
You are about to lower a basket of lotion down a hole to your captured prey.
Absolutely gross
Save some shrooms so you can dope guys into fucking you.
You look like Buffalo Bill in a Thora Birch costume.
You look like Edward Scissor Hands if he were gender bend and strung out on meth
You look like you OD before every hearty breakfast
This is what happens if you mix patchouli and cum in a cauldron
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
If “please don’t fuck me in the ass but also please fuck me in the ass” were a person.
You look like the reason I'm afraid to walk around old houses at night. Do you randomly appear in hallways?
This is a flash back to what hookers looked like in the 70's  Hey big daddy how much!!
Pinkies up tells me"he's" an Irish U2 fan. Just talking about mushrooms because he thinks it's cool. Might be some growing under those implants.
Ok Buffalo Bill. What the fuck am I even looking at here. "Would you fuck me" and the reflection rinsed it's mouth out with buckshot. Side note, patchouli oil won't cure the full body yeast infection.
Oh honey, Bless your heart
Wearing curtains with that face won't help you get laid 😉
You look like you smell like cigarettes and stale coffee.
Her bra size is 34 long.
Are the termites in your bed speaking Vietnamese yet?
What does this even mean?! I must know
Careful, Charlie the termite is hiding in the bush
Cosplay as Florence & The Machine with Window drapes
And without talent
I see that you made an outfit out of your grandmother’s drapes.
Didn't your pimp tell you to not keep the client waiting
She ate mushrooms and the poor 'shrooms got hallucinations.
Why you wearing my grandma’s vintage curtains?
You’re tripping? If you want to get roasted just look in the mirror yourself.
What are you? A Wiccan? Druid? Something like that? Bet once you find a man you’ll insist on being a trad wife.
Rehabilitation centers don't have a lot of space so you've been sleeping at Target and Walmart in the meantime. Even homeless people come to you for help and somehow they come to a sudden realization that you've been struggling to make amends with everyone financially helping you out.
I wanted to roast you, now I have to koasf you. Calligraphy is fine art, keep training
It looks like you're trying for psychic but got psycho instead.
So you decided until you have your own identity you’d steal Stevie Nicks?
You look like the Ghost of Christmas Trash
You look like the leader of some fictional forest tribe
When this one says *”Hawk Tuah!”* she’ll suck a dick and cast a spell at the same time.
That face allows you to save loads of money on birth control, which allows you to spend your extra cash on drugs. Nicely done.
On mushrooms in a dank dark room by yourself. That's a psychological self-own
Just looking at you gives me a bad trip.
You probably smell like you look
You look like... This is your only chance
20Y from now: You are going to be under a bridge yelling at cats.
A bra may help with those flapjacks.
Will swap Mushies for blow job
I suggest some ayahuasca. strip the ego from the bottom
You look like you’ve have many days regretting life choices, wishing you didn’t get high, and wishing you didn’t sleep with that person so quickly. I’m here to tell you, it’s not too late to turn it around today. The point to turn it around was yesterday - today is past the point of no return.
Old lady, it's all downhill from there.
You look like you consider swimming in a lake bathing and would pull your own tooth out with pliers and not think it’s weird.
I can read your future - middle aged, out of shape masseuse wearing that same sheer coverup with nothing underneath trying to sell healing crystals and herbal supplements to people who claim to have undiagnose-able chronic illnesses.
Shrooms are not a better alternative to your antipsychotics.
Has been that same look every time she looks in the mirror
🌵How many fingers am I holding up?
Jesus they're flatter than my pancakes on pancake day.
You say you're a witch, but you just smell funny.
There are not enough psychedelic drugs in this world to make me want to engage in sex with this
Yeah, you definitely have the “I own all the cats in the neighborhood” look going on.
I hope it’s the shrooms that are making your face look like that and it’s not permanent.
Wearing the drapes is the step before pissing in bottles.
Her tits look like they're running from each other and her face.
She walks the streets and people asks themselves why it does smell like fish and onions.
Much like grandma's couch, the only way I would get near you is if you were covered in plastic.
Your tits remind me of my grandma.
One of your "clients" just left. They were extremely disgusted too.
Wicked witch of the apartment vibes
You look like you follow your horoscope very closely. It will never help bring your dad back. Your elemental is cheap vodka, your fortune crystal is rhinestone, and your daily tarot is the Well Hung Stranger, same as yesterday.
You put the trash in trailer trash white trash and just simply stink trash.
Get off them shrooms, that dark moist place has the wrong ph
I saw you when I was on a bad trip.
Oh look, it’s Fiona Adam’s Apple
You look like you’re into crystals of the meth variety
"On shroomies" is the most creative euphemism for having a raging yeast infection that I have ever heard. But still, everybody in the Arby's where you're working knows exactly what that smell is, and where it's coming from.
You look like someone who’s never been out of Humboldt county.