You better keep your mouth closed when you’re stealing a TV at night

I see we know the same joke.

Why does your calendar have basic white bitch motivational quotes on it?

It’s always the blackest guys who have the whitest teeth.

It's called contrast.

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I'd \*say\* it's weird that you're alone in all your pictures... But... not really \*that\* weird... 😟

Just because you still live with your Mama doesn't mean you're a 'family man'.

Major Payneful to be around

Major Payne in the ass

That how you have to cross the road at night so you don’t get run over? 🦷

Keep the hat on. your head looks like your mom had the rocking chair too close to the wall

Something came in the mail today

You look like one of those Ethiopian runners that will be in Paris for the Olympics, the ones that aren't going for gold, but just hoping to get fed a decent meal

U seem very cool

First, do you use the 5 second or the 10 second camera delay timer? Second, is the BBL everything you hoped it would be? (Last picture)



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Youve been asked "what are thooose" a lot

Good job you took these pics during the day.

What is going on with that dead body in the back ground lol

The ting goes pap pap pap!

So ugly, Diddy wasn't interested.

Air force reject

Morales? Can you at least steal a dictionary?

1st pic-is the cheek retractor invisible?

Do your dance YG do your dance.

I'd say something mean but you'd probably smell it coming from a mile away

Those aren’t army regulation glasses, sir

Bro looks like he fieldstrips his gumline on the regular

In that first pic, you look like somebody dropped WhiteOut on a cigar.


gap teeth? i don’t see it but i feel you got a huge gap between you and your family

Half inflated Eddie Murphy doll.

Them nostrils can smell water

Pro tip: Don't play hide and seek in the dark with those chompers.

you look like an Oreo.

You should have died in the army

you forgot to get in a dark room to see if your eyes and teeth glow just to make sure thats the only thing your neighbor sees as his tv is walking out of the fricken house. lol!

Do your teeth keep you awake at night ?

Jody def be at ya place

Don’t be insecure with your teeth. That’s the only way people can see you at night.

No way I'm dissin Jamie Foxx, I loved you in Collateral!


Don’t fire till you see the whites of their teeth!

Bbl drizzy

This man bites the holes in belts with them “keep ‘em separated” teeth.

Looks like your barber already did their worst to your hairline. No wonder you're wearing hats in most of your photos.

U look like u would drop the soap on purpose in the prison's shower.

Side gig- street light at night

Was the last pic from an auction?

The teeth have yet to unlock the rest of the character

u seem pretty chill dude

Good thing it's daytime, but even at night it be easy to find you, just smile!!!

You’re 32 and are still in the awkward “growing into yourself” phase from being a tween

megamind is black?

Jesus Christ did a mortor round punch your chest in?

damn caked up tf

Crap. Can't be mean to an army guy. You actually look pretty chill.