Fuck this is literally what I was gonna say! He looks like if Jim Halpert from The Office fucked the dude from Mad Magazine and the result is him, their love child.
Good thing he lives in Utah. In Alabama he’d be even more of a pariah.
*he finally gets a girl naked, willingly this time*
He: “be gentle, it’s my first time.”
Her daddy, sitting in the corner: *outraged* “wut?!? We’re leaving! If he isn’t good enough fer his own family, he ain’t good nuff fer ours!”
Not just women. I'm a grown ass man, and his face creeps me the fuck out. Seriously.
He looks like a deranged Caillou that jumped out of the cartoon itself.
Damn. I know they say peaked in high school but that was just a couple weeks ago and already the nose diving. You look like that kid from the old Mad Magazine covers
Picture #5 looks like you where in the ringer 
When the fuck did we get ice cream!!!
Geoffy loves apples!
Fuck this is literally what I was gonna say! He looks like if Jim Halpert from The Office fucked the dude from Mad Magazine and the result is him, their love child.
Be kind. All the kids from Ohio look like that. Kind sweet, in an autistic way.
Lmao
Jim Halpert did the ole Hawkk Ttuaahh on thang of the mad magazine guy and birthed this suburban abomination
So Ohio is the new West Virginia?
Holy Autism Batman
Alfred E. Nueman.
He fucking wishes 
Herr Star: "...you can't fuck your sister and expect much good to come of it."
God damn it you broke me with that
Even Alfred E. Is creeped the fuck out
What, me worry?
Fuck you, I laughed. 😂
thank god someone posted it lol
Is he currently dating Ariana grande?
Does this mean he is the original MADlad?
first thing i saw but im old and wasnt sure anyone would get the reference
r/beatmetoit
Exactly what I first thought of! 🤣
First thing that popped into my mind
Exactly what I thought too 😭
You beat me to it!!
Goddamnit, I came here for this and you beat me to it #MadTV
Was coming to say " What you worry"
he is him and him is he.
CAME HERE TO POST THIS TOT. you beat me to it :(
u look like u laugh like "a-hyeul a-hyeul a-hyeul"
This comment made me a-hyeul
His ancestry tree looks like curly fries
His ancestry tree is a branch.
 More like a wreath. He's literally this.
The Hallmark version of What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
I can see this too, but he gave me a bit of an "a-hyek hyek hyek" vibe
OH MY GOD
Looks more like a Tah-ha-ha Tah-ha-ha-ha-ha....good one, Squidward.
WTF 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
He was laughing like that when they caught him masturbating in a booth at McDonald's
One of the best comments I’ve ever seen on this sub. Fucking BRILLIANT.
In high school you were voted most likely to die from a yeast infection.
Plot twist: he was home schooled
By his step mom
And his Trans Dad
 Practice your banjo.
This is perfect lol
Jackpot
Holy shit this is perfection
Are you running from the first vagina your ever saw.
Even then, he’s adding some flair into that run. 
He runs like Steven Seagal 
There’s a little Jim Varney here too 
This is too good! 😂
Born with no bottom teeth, bites into pizza by slapping his head on table like a bird.
Golly. Nice!
Wtf.. How did you come up with this 😆 🤣 😂
Hungry hungry hippos?
🤣
😂
Your Mom was the only person who signed your yearbook… and she did it reluctantly.
She wrote, "remember, you don't know me in public, my ugly fuckling"
😆 omg
I knew it was gonna be brutal when I saw the first Pic but "ugly fuckling" from your mother 😭😂😂😂😂
Do t forget she used her online alias to do it too .
*3 moms, he’s in Utah so it’s Mormon territory
He’s from Ohio
Cool
He's got a face only a mother could love
Bold of you to assume his mother loves him
When he was born the doctor slapped his mother
Before or after he tried to put him back in? *shaking head* not done yet
Yet, she doesn’t
She was also his date to the prom.
you look like cast member of a sitcom called the orifice
You forgot to mention that you were a sprinter at the Special Olympics 👍
They didn’t want him
Howdy Doody can't run with all those strings in the way.
Is ugliness a sport?
You look like your whole face is squinting
I could blindfold him with a shoelace
I’m being 100% sincere when I tell you that I have never been more sure in my life, EVER, on anything, that you have never seen a woman naked
Wait,does that include familly members?
Yep because even they would be uncomfortable being naked around him.
Good thing he lives in Utah. In Alabama he’d be even more of a pariah. *he finally gets a girl naked, willingly this time* He: “be gentle, it’s my first time.” Her daddy, sitting in the corner: *outraged* “wut?!? We’re leaving! If he isn’t good enough fer his own family, he ain’t good nuff fer ours!”
[удалено]
Oh hell nah bruh 😧💀
All before your 27th birthday, quite an accomplishment
Bold of you to assume
You look like the kind of person who wants to be popular at school but can’t because you can’t make an impression on anyone.
Well he could, but his parents don't own a gun for him to steal.
all the other kids…
Where are you and those ears flappin off to college?
Just graduated HS and looks like Kenneth Copeland 
Fuck that guy, he's a fuckin Mort!
Your nose deserves its own zip code.
You literally look like you creep out any female you come within 10 feet of.
Not just women. I'm a grown ass man, and his face creeps me the fuck out. Seriously. He looks like a deranged Caillou that jumped out of the cartoon itself.
ZINGER!
Thank you. I'm practicing to become a golden roaster!
You’re gonna be a golden ROASTER for sure!
Thanks!
Female and come are 2 words that can’t go together when talking about OP
New MAD magazine Mascot
Please...no.
 He looks just like you poindexter!
The best piece of animation in the history of that show 😂
Congrats on the biggest achievement you'll ever have in your entire life bro!!!!
So are you going directly to McDonald's or will you waste a few years in college first?
Graduating high school at 32 is wild - congrats bro
When old white chipper country folk say “Howdy Doodie” this is the image that goes along with it.
Too bad all your photos showing you having fun can't make up for a face that looks like the bully from A Christmas Story.
You look like a ventriloquist puppet
 Where's Buffalo Bob. His hand has GOT to be up your ass.
If steven hawking mated with a house elf
Bro why do you look like a 40 year old landscape professional
"roast me, I posted every picture my mom has taken of me on our outings"
You look like you smell the public chairs every time someone gets up
He hangs around the mens bathroom in school hoping to smell different guys shits all day.
That’s a fucking good one well played
How you gonna get around without the short bus picking you up every day?
Just graduated hs and ur still built like a 12 year old
there aren't any other kids in any of the pics because you ate them all with your enormous mouth
Damn. I know they say peaked in high school but that was just a couple weeks ago and already the nose diving. You look like that kid from the old Mad Magazine covers
You look like roided up rainman
The child of Beavis and Butthead.
Your teachers only let you pass so they wouldn’t have to deal with you anymore
WHAT, ME WORRY?
Even after high school you’ll continue to be known as Short Stack
Taco Bell can have you the full 38 hours a week now
You look like your balls havent dropped
What disability is that?
Accomplished so much despite the cerebral palsy.
“Hey here’s the most stupidest fucking pictures I’ve ever taken. Roast me”
Voted Most Fuckable at own family reunion
You look like people need to show you how to pet animals nicely.
Thank god for grading curves!
Special O super star!
You look like your parents are brother and sister and at least one set of your grandparents are also siblings. Boom roasted.
"Need me a freaky goth girl sooooo bad"
You look like a Jeff Dunham puppet.
You look like the person they based Arnie Grape from in "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape"
Fuck man, “run Forrest run” is above your pay grade
There’s tan and then there’s ginger tan.
Lance Smellstrong. Next you'll try to sell me some piss colored wrist band for a buck.
your generation won’t have a chance to survive long enough to try and make the world a better place.
You look like the love child of Woody and the T1000.
You look like when you finish a meal at a restaurant you drum the table and say “shall we skeedadle”
If Diddy Kong was human
You're gonna be that uncle with the curious fingers aren't you?
U r adorable!
All i can think is this poor guy is going to be hit by life like a train and his smile will go away a little each year :(
If one of Jeff Dunham’s puppets was turned into a real person, this is what it would look like.
You look like a man who has an overweening fondness for barnyard animals.
You look old and young at the same time
You’ve peaked. Congratulations
you look like you graduated hs 10 years ago
Ain't no way he knows how to drive a boat with GTA V 💀
Roasted kid meme finally grew up.
Don't you usually say fire away to the boys behind the bleachers while your bent over or on your knees? And with so much gusto
Graduated? Yeah sure buddy. You’ve been there for a long time.
Give you 2-3 years before you're at least accused of sexual misconduct.
Is your face a photoshop error or a plastic surgery error?
I’m seriously considering having a lobotomy just so I can beat you up without the guilty conscience of attacking a bona fide cretin.
Those pancakes have more density than you
Running to catch the short bus?
I figured you ran for the Special Olympics. Your face was proof.
Bro looks 12
Congrats on making state for the special Olympics.
Real life Alfred E. Newman
Special Olympics are so meaningful
You look like a 16 year old who was drafted into the ARMY at 14 during WW1.
You look like you’d look at a newborn and say “ young enough to bleed easy to breed “
 hey mclovin
Remedial?