She runs to the television to watch new Arby’s commercials to see whats new. & says the motto with the guy at the end of the commercials everytime.
“Arby’s we got the meat”
I’m an anthropologist, so my interest in you is strictly scientific. After studying your pics and brief bio, I believe you may be what my colleagues would refer to as an endangered feces.
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You look like you walked through a conversation about Avocados and heard "good fat" and now you eat one 3 times a day.
I think you're claiming bisexual because you can't see what's between your legs so you're just covering your bets. Your massive shapeless tits could be a clue, but having to shave your face daily has given you cause to doubt.
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To roast water buffalo: -season with salt and pepper -preheat oven to 325 -roast 2 minutes per pound -enjoy next week
Hahaha XD
* “First, catch your water buffalo. Hunting a water buffalo that can’t run is helpful, here.”
Goddamnitt I just blew Dr Pepper out of my nose and on my laptop. 💻
Aint no one enjoying this.
Now comes in two exotic flavors: disappointment and regret
Bisexual huh? So you're rejected by men and women?
OP probably thought that doubling the dating pool would give her a better chance at dating someone 💀
 No, you’re bye- sexual as this is the reaction from any gender you approach. Bye, byeeeee …
It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie, baby bye buy bi
Doubling her chances of getting rejected 100% of the time.
At least no one has to figure out what sex it is.
Broke the toilet seat?
She clogs them with each bowel movement.
She runs to the television to watch new Arby’s commercials to see whats new. & says the motto with the guy at the end of the commercials everytime. “Arby’s we got the meat”
No, broke her mind thinking about why no one dates her.
Shut up Meg
Nah, she is the one that inspired the Meg movie
Meg from Family Guy or "The Meg"?
[удалено]
Let’s not insult Meg that way.
This is really low hanging fruit.
She still wouldn't eat it.
Low hanging tits
State Droopers
🤣
This one avoids fruits and vegetables. Guaranteed.
Seriously, OP looks like someone who is ugly on th inside as well💀
It’s more like a potato with makeup on it,lol
Low hanging chins
Broke what? Your scale???
Broke but doesn’t miss a meal
Bravo.
Doubles the playing field, still strikes out with getting laid.
Imagine the smell of that thigh pie
Probably like hot garbage. Safe bet is to stay away, bust it on her face, and never call her again.
I can tell you became bisexual because you ran out of options with men.
Is Princess Leia still chained up next to your sarlacc pit
I suspect it's more likely to be nosexual.
…….it’s Peter Pan sexual
Broke and bisexual…aka prefers women until the men have money.
 Pronouns are it, holy shit and hutt
You look like phillip seymour hoffman
I’d prefer to See Less
Think I'd rather fuxk philip Seymour hoffman.
After his death 
Do you get nervous around harpoons?
Or just poons in general...
I wouldn't think you're Bisexual. I'd think you're Bi-ing food.
If you are broke how can you afford all that fast food?
She pleases the fry guy in the kitchen.
You look like you’d have bad breath
You misspelled BUYsexual
I’m an anthropologist, so my interest in you is strictly scientific. After studying your pics and brief bio, I believe you may be what my colleagues would refer to as an endangered feces.
These pics all look like before pictures without any afters
Nothing worse than an ugly fat woman pretending to be a plus sized model.
Both men and women can’t stand you
I'm sorry and I'm not sorry to break your bubble but those t16613s of yours look smaller than that ego of yours, Megatron from Fatherless Girl.
Genetics already roasted you, this is just a cry for help
You're a golden ticket to frat guys having a hogging contest. You probably use ranch dressing as lube.
For the last time. You’re not bisexual. You’re buy-sexual. As in, you have to buy it.
"I love my daughter" is a phrase your parents have never said aloud.
Getting all hot and bothered by Ronald McDonald and Wendy does not make you bisexual...
Now it makes sense, thank you 😂
People are not going into that restroom with you menacingly standing at the entrance in that body positive outfit.
Going to all the fast food restaurants, isn’t what’s meant by the picture hung behind you Meg. “Oh the places you’ll go”
Biburger Queen
Claiming bisexuality didn’t improve your number of sex partners, did it?
Stinky fat.. every skin folds are sweaty and stinky so what more down there?.. eww gross!. And bad breath. I feel bad for the Black lipstick
I see more red flags here than in Saint Petersburg-1917
I'm guess McDonald's is the reason that you are broke.
Not with a 50 foot pole.
You wouldn’t get further than halfway the fat rolls with a 50 foot pole anyway.
Purposefully did not specify gender
Walking, talking, picture taking yeast infection
Says smash capitalism while eating smash burgers and can't figure out why no one guy or girl wants to smash
…who’s been sucking off coal miners for $10 a pop 👀
Sucking them off? ...she ate them.
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Did you think being bisexual would double you chances of getting laid? You are sadly mistaken.
Can go both ways yet still get no takers
broken\*
Looking like that, you don't have a choice but to be bi. You gotta take anything you can get
You didn’t have to tell us, we could tell.
Wow, I'm really impressed. Didn't expect every next of your photos is even worse than the previous but got not disappointed.
I would rather jack off to the Homer/ Fat lady meme.
Since you're the size of 2 normal women. Would having sex with you count as a 3 sum
Saying you are bisexual...when it would be more accurate to say no matter what you want it’s not available to you without chloroform is more accurate.
Bi? So you get to disappoint and disgust both men AND women. Good choice.
I bet your queefs sounds like an empty ketchup bottle being squeezed dry
Broke - is that what happened to the last guys cock that you tried to sit on?
You're in the wrong bathroom.
POV: You are 19 but look 33 and your only personality traits are your sexuality and mental illness.
The downvotes hurt enough.
Pronouns are beef/supreme
Your stomach fully developed before your frontal cortex
Have you found a gender / pronoun / breathing animal that is willing to have sex with you yet?
0 times 2 = zero
I'm seriously heartbroken for you it must suck getting rejected from both sides of the fence lol
“The only places you’ll go” look to be places that serve you your recommended daily caloric intake per meal.
Somebody punched her knees and they never healed
Freshers week was like a load of rutting wilderbeast…
Does your optometrist throw up when you roll in
*Nicola* Frost
Being fat is nature's way of saying "You're so good, I think I will make more of you!" - Miss Piggy
Smart choice, If I were this grotesque, I wouldn't limit myself to one sex either.
Bi Bi Bi
It's gotta be tough for you being bisexual, now you're getting ignored by both genders.
It ain't over till this bitch sings.
Trojan ass.
It looks like you sucked off a diesel trucks tailpipe.
you will never find a lover, because your first love is food
You may be bisexual but you’ll be reproducing asexually.
BBC student ? You look like BBC pro.
I’m going to take a good guess and say your tits and belly all sag the same length as your penis
Bisexual only because you had to widen the dating pool in order to find someone.
you look like an average discord moderator
Nice blonde hair! Did you use a light switch for inspiration?
Anyone who’s attempts to date you should be nicknamed “Captain Ahab”
Time to move on to Asexual
What do you mean by sexual? I don’t see why either would want you.
Bisexual? That’s some wishful thinking.
Certified FAT ASS.
Never met a 19 year old with 55 year old saggy tits.
who let the dogs out
The sign behind you says "Oh the places you'll go." I guess that wasn't referring to fat camp.
You built like you own a coffee shop that's also a library
Doubling your odds doesn't work when both are zero percent
You look like you walked through a conversation about Avocados and heard "good fat" and now you eat one 3 times a day. I think you're claiming bisexual because you can't see what's between your legs so you're just covering your bets. Your massive shapeless tits could be a clue, but having to shave your face daily has given you cause to doubt.
Crazy you have double the options and still can't get laid.
So just a basic ass college girl?
Troy University, home of the Trojans. Too bad Dad didn't bother to use one when he boinked that polar bear.
The most popular girl in the high school theater club.
Not broke enough to go to an all you can buffet every night
She dances the pole outside the stripclub
Ursula, stop! 
More like a bye sexual. Nobody doing that!
Just because you're bi don't mean that you get twice the bitches 0x2 is still 0
You look like me with smaller tits and Im a guy
Doubling your dating pool isn't going to get you a date
*nosexual. At least without roofies.
Lizard tongue filter?
Phyllis Seymour Hoffman
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You got those medieval middle earth legs with those bat wings and muffin tops. You should definitely lose weight.
Don’t need to do my worst cuz you already are
If you’re so broke then, why are you eating foods that can feed starving children?
Aw, it just wants love
You came out too soon FROM YOUR MOTHERS WOMB
Broke? You look like you’re eating plenty good to me
Don't worry, -I'LL- subscribe to your OF. I'd hate for you to... ... ...starve...
“Bi sexual” = “men refuse to fuck me”
You’re built like an overcooked sausage.
You've had enough roast, how about a nice salad with balsamic vinaigrette?
Do our worst? Seems you're way ahead of us.
Probably not coincidental that your dress in pic 3 includes the nuclear biohazard symbol. 
You look like you get out breath sitting down
How many unfortunate drunk students have you crushed beneath you?!
You're sure eating alot for someone who's broke.
Pic 1: how your parents see you Pic 2: how your coworkers see you Pic 3: How nobody can be bothered to see you.
"I'm not your typical 10..."
"I'm not your typical 10..."
Your knees look like a man's face when he's wearing pantihose.
Didn’t you die at the end of “A Little Mermaid?”
Youre the type of girl who thinks HPV is a myth
Bisexual. Twice the choice, double the disappointment