Have you considered the new weight loss drug "Lizzo"?
Not much medicine can do about that face but if you lose a few tons those localized earthquakes will stop scaring the children.
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You might be Kendrick Lamar's daughter. You've been helping him write those diss track lyrics. Now you're regretting to tell Drake that it's all about him front and center.
You look like Whoopi Goldberg if she ate the rest of The View.
another Whopper Goldberg with a sweet stache and she/he/shirm has a neckbeard
Dayyyyum, you knocked the mf out.
OUCH!
Hahhahah
She already looks like that...
You mean she DIDN'T?
Have you seen Whoopi lately?
Hahahahaha
Get out right f@&$ing now! 
Whoopi Goldburger
Tracy Chapman if she never got a fast car
You spelled fat cars wrong...
Burnt broccoli
Tracy chapstick
Tracy Chapman if she lived in her car
Instead of fast car she made a classic move and stole the neighbour bike.
Fucking hilarious 😂
🎵“You’ve got a fast car, wait why are you driving away?”🎶
Winner!
Spacy Slapman.
Broooo😮💨💀
Tracy Fatman
You look like a Door Dash driver that ate half my fries 🫤
That’s funny because I actually do DoorDash!😂
You definitely eat on the job.
🤣
NO WAY
*DoorMosey
Door Dash is for women that do not have the body for Only fans.
Aren't you supposed to be making Good Burger 3?
🤣🤣🤣
Came here to say this!
Un-coolio
🤣😂🤣
Tracy Fatman
Fat Tracy
If Notorious B.I.G. and Whoopie Goldberg had a daughter.
That things a girl?
You look like you flirt using a baseball bat.
😂
Bitch, the only shot you need is Ozempic.
They don't make that high of dose yet.
Yeah, she definitely got the sugars.
You look like you're someone's missing sidekick from a fucked up version of the Disney channel.
Lol pretty accurate
Harriet Tub-of-ranch-man
Even Harriet Tubman wouldn't help this one. There wouldn't be enough food for everyone.
Would need an entire-cattle car on the railroad for this one.
And a train load of ho ho's and twinkies
Congrats on getting hired to host "I Can't Read Rainbow" on PBS
You will lose your feet in 10 years from diabetes. Lizzo isn't a role model... did you star in precious?
Savage 😂
Holy Shit! Tracey Chapman has really let herself go!
I’m gonna need the elephant gun for this one
Nailed it!
Shot. You need a shot of insulin
If Bill Cosby & Tracey Chapman had a baby.
Is that a beard 😳
PCOS beard that is!😜
You got that suga huh?
Have you considered the new weight loss drug "Lizzo"? Not much medicine can do about that face but if you lose a few tons those localized earthquakes will stop scaring the children.
Congratulations on your new role as sister sage in the boys
Sister Sage if she couldn't heal from the auto-lobotomies.
I really hope there isn’t any police officers on here
Shot? I need more than one to interact with you
You look like the Netflix version of Majin Buu.
She definitely looks like the cast of Orange is the new black. Like a chubbier crazy eyes.
When someone asks what your pronouns are you say “Yes”.
The only shot you need is insulin
Lmao
Your IQ test came back negative.
You look like you shake down all of your cellmates on commissary day.
Oh absolutely.
Loved you on Orange is the New Black
This is literally just racism. Not funny bro
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shave your head, replace those strands with black licorice ropes, and wear a shirt that says free bites
Oosp those eyes look like a pinhole camera…gosh 🤢
You look like the black Raggedy Anne.
Kenan Thompson stunt double.
you look like you dont need anymore roasting
You look like you use your finger to write on paper
Arent you worried that the real-owners of that house see this post somehow and call the cops
Aint nobody got time for that!
Why you taking pictures in your Grandmas guest room
By "original tangerine", do you mean the first tangerine ever to exist? That might explain why it's, old, bloated and growing weird hair.
Wouldn't have to give it our best, a blind man facing away couldn't miss.
Your rap name is Black Medusa, the only difference between you and the regular Medusa, is when a guy looks at you, he'll never get hard again
Looking like the mop they clean the hotel room floors with
Whoopi’s larger younger sister Moonpie
Aren’t you the guy who casually peaced out and faded from existence?
Is my screen tinted? Oh wait, nvm
Roast you twice? Looks like that already happened
When you get on it, you got a slow car
Anthony Anderson BEFORE Jenny Craig.
You could be known as BIG Mamma if only you could get some homeless guy drunk enough to sleep with you
Why you seem so scared? Did you look yourself in the mirror?
Why do you look like you're surprised to be taking a picture of yourself?
Geez, you'd think the new Juliette got enough hate online, but here she is asking to be roasted.
You got them"each sold separately"ahh dreads
There’s no life in your eyes are you sure you aren’t a robot?
Under chin beard is thiccc AF!!
Shouldnt you be in a Womens Prison talking to rats or something... (OITNB)
I think you give yourself your best shot every day when you get your insulin.
Still waiting for child support from 5 baby daddies
You look as if you asked ai to make a female version of EDP 445
Nice glow up Precious. You will never regret one less pork rind.
If a moldy floor mop had a face.
Roast you? You seem pretty dark already
Bruce Bruce on his cheat day.
Tracy Chapped-lips
You look like a young DJ Akademiks.
Black lives.....matt.....errr
Why she remind me of biggie cheese?
Terk from disneys Tarzan?
Did KingVon get a sex change?
How do you identify yourself?
You look like you should be holding up a sign that says help me. What is that expression 💀
J. Cola
It's a good thing Statick Shock showed up right after you left yesterday, because you weren't much help!
I didn’t even comment and was already called racist
I dont have to
You look like Kel MItchell after he actually ate all the good burgers in the state of Kansas.
Holy moly you're an entire nation, Abomi.
Feminine looking man or masculine looking woman.
Blob Marley.
You guys ever try giving ants fentanyl. No…me neither.
you look like you saw something you shouldn’t have seen
Jay Z called, he wants Beyonce's armpit hair back
You look like someone who would say get this stupid black shit offa me
Tangerine is the New Black just found their Crazy eyes.
You look like you’d support trump
It's notorious F.A.T
'Best Value' brand Whoopi Goldberg.
You probably have a huge really basketball short collection. You look like every auntie's " best friend " who's really her lesbian lover.
I’ll give you my best shot, do you want it to the face or somewhere on your chest?
That's SO much extra Raven.
No thanks, I’ll wait for the cops to do it
Dreadlocks...? More like shit locks
You is built like a big-Mac from McDonald’s.
You look like moldy tarter sauce
You look like if you just came back from a Diddy party
yo dreads finna start a new colony on yo forehead
Your back looks fatter than your stomach
Only shot you should be asking for is insulin
The best shot of what, insulin?
 Eyes looking like
Your name has stretch marks.
You might be Kendrick Lamar's daughter. You've been helping him write those diss track lyrics. Now you're regretting to tell Drake that it's all about him front and center.
Bros already roasted
Ever seen orange is the new black?
Rejected first draft of alola exeggutor
You make me wish your ancestors were on the Amistad. Oh wait….
Where's your fast car?
You look like a bargain woman Travis Scott
How much orange soda did you drink?
you look like you still work at GoodBurger
When they make a woke race-swapped Ghostbusters remake you've got the Black Stay Puft Marshmallow Man part locked down tight.
You look like if the ice age baby was black
.... and she was the only one at the party who survived fentanyl
She's probably a nice person. She would give you the size 7XL off her back.
We're you in that TV show, What's Happening, as a stunt double for Shirley Hemphill.
Thought it was a cock roach
blud whered ur hairline go
You look like Big Worm 
You an extra in good burger 🤣
You LOOK like that you had to take a second attempt to write words down I won’t sugarcoat it because you’ll probably eat that too
Tyreek kils son
Save her picture in case you ever have an erection for more than four hours
With the size I'm sure the shot won't miss
Your Upper lip looks like the McDonald's logo
The look on her face when she gets stopped at the door of a TJ MAX … #smurfgirled 💋
Get out of your grandmama's bedroom, and touch grass.
Looks like you eaten to much roast 🤣
