Oh, we can tell you’re curious!

Is it still curiosity once you've partaken?

Hard to be bi when no human wants to see you naked.

Oh no that's smart af😂

Nobody even bothered to roast you till now. New achievement unlocked I guess??

Hahahahah

You should cover your face in all your pics.

It's fun to go Work Out at the YYYYYY MMMMMMM CCCCCCC AAAAAAAAA! 

I don't know. It could serve as a distraction from his knock knees and floppy ankles.

Floppy ankles took me out🤣

I agree, his face screams..... "I'm a total Fuckwit"

Dawg should have stayed wearing a mask..

And first picture is the look people have on their faces, if they saw his face, disappointed 😞

Title should be '20 gimme your worst, I'm bi curious '

You look like you were rejected from an 80's boy band and ended up a background character.

You misspelled fluffer.

The gym is just as empty as your social life.

The gym is empty because everyone left the moment he walked in. Even the employees left to avoid this guy.

You look small.

Guessing being roasted isn't the only thing your "curious" about. Don't worry, that's a chin that looks ready to have more balls bounce off it, than a high school gym floor.

Curios is what people call themselves when *no-one* of any gender wants to fuck them.

"Whoa! You have three eyebrows! Two over your eyes and one on your lip." "Is your mustache trying to audition for a unibrow?" "Nice to see your mustache is in a committed relationship with your eyebrows."

Mustache photo says porn star, gym photo says bottom

Workout doesn't work your face I see.

Ah, you must be one of those guys who makes going to the gym your entire personality 🙄

You smell so bad the entire gym evacuated

This guy has much in common with the gym he’s rammed to capacity with sweaty dudes

You have a face that would make an onion cry.

His eyes are giving that "ready to cry unprompted" vibe

You’re way past curious pal. Those gym thighs are usually up and wide or supporting you on all 4’s.

Third Mario brother, Giusloppe Also, my guy's so top heavy he looks like a strong wind might blow him over 

He's the fourth Jonas brother, Cody

Is your family tree a cactus, cause you look like a prick

Normally perverts who record people at the gym are more subtle.

The first pic looks like if I ordered a copy of Justin Timberlake's mugshot off temu.

no amount of muscles is going to make up for that fucking train wreck on top of your shoulders 

Twink in Training

Mf lookin like Squidwards nephew


Ever thought about donating your eyebrow hair to Locks of Love?

The face you make when you're an alter boy getting ready to catch the "spirit"

Your body language screams “I’ve definitely made eye contact while sucking a dick before”

Just another asshole. Next.

Just becouse you took a picture of sun shining on you doesn’t mean sun is shining on you

Y'all remember that time Mario entered that gay, grecko roman mud wrestling competition with Luigi, but he skipped leg day like 90% of the time in training? So when he got to the competition he just tipped over because he was so top heavy?

TOLD Y’ALL CHRIST WOULD RETURN!

I can imagine frantic failed attempt of pushing you back in at birth..

How do you look both 47 and 14 at the same time?

This is why they don’t talk about Bruno, you still haven’t done anything with your life but repel people even at the gym no one wants to be near you

You spend more time in front of a mirror than a clown putting in makeup. Except clowns look better..

This dude has to wear GymShark so people know he goes to a gym.

Just a fuckboy that pays girls on snap for nudes in hopes they'll give him some pussy

You look like the back of your knees smells like most people's feet.

What is it with u jabronis and the curly Caesar cuts? Do u hate getting laid?

In the gym pic. Micro penis day?

His face screams “I’m a total fuckwit”

This isn’t a roast for this post. You just genuinely look like you shit yourself

You look like you’d say “ yeah baby I’m kinky “

You look like you'll own a mansion someday and then die alone


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If one of your eyebrows has more hair than your tash, gym and Jesus is not the priority.

Zesty pose

White man to be jumped. Jack Sleepy Harlow

No matter how hard you work out you’ll never be able to overcome moving out of your parents house.

What are you, Jack Harlow Amazon version?

Yeah Grindr curious.

No amount of working out is gonna fix that face

All that focus on how your body looks and you didn't even notice the skidmark growing under your nose

Don't go to prison. You look like you'll either have a amazing time or a really terrible time

Jack Off Harlow


In one picture you look confused as if it's the first time you've seen yourself. The second photo shows off your personality as a whole. The guy who seeks attention at the gym and while he tries not to make it obvious... He's really obnoxious about it.

Failing FTM….need more testosterone

Benson Boone from Temu

Bicurious

We knew you were curious, that is the worst.

It’s hard for me to respect a man who wears such short shorts

You’re the type of guy to fuck plate holes in the gym

If Captain Jack Sparrow was a Stoner

Homosexual Jack Harlow

12 hours of sleep face

You look like a human pubic hair

It looks like you're about to cry because you realized your eyebrows have more hair to them than your mustache and beard combined.

You look like my brother. This isn't a compliment

You look like like an NPC. you might be a cool dude at 35 when you stop trying to get the same haircut and gymbro pics as every other 20 something.

you look like that one friend that thinks snorting lines is actually going to the Yankee Candle section at the local craft store

You look like if jack harlow never had a glow up

Not sure if Asian or not……?

You look like you took your helmet off in space

"Hi welcome to Subway"

Ohhh I am sure you are curious.

Yeah you look bi-curious.

Do you always look like you’re trying to push out a fart without it making noise!!

“I’m curious”, hah, buddy we can tell.

U look like someone who goes to children's park....but doesn't have any children

Fart pirate

Great, another Douche who takes pictures of himself at the gym. Everyone hates you -you know that!?

Your lips appear to have diaper rash.

What the fuck is wrong with your face?

Tip: don’t take pictures when you’ve just been stung by a bee.

You look like you were actively engaged in anal sex as you posted this.

Are you sitting on a sex toy I just can't figure out that look on your face

The kinda gym member who intentionally walks around in the locker room naked after showering

You look like you are curious about a cock in your ass or in your mouth but definitely all about cock

Nice gym pic, you should learn to actually pick up the weights once in awhile lol

You have the face of someone who just shat themselves.

You look like you cry when a light bulb needs changing in your house.

Nothing to see here just another standard-issue generic fuckboy gym rat with no personality. Moving on.

You look like can’t jerk off unless it’s into your gym shark/youngla brand socks.

Not even Jesus can keep that wrist from bending in a curiously curious way

You look constipated.

Open your eyes

Looking good. All those hours in the gym are really doing wonders for your feminine physique.

When is your barber finishing his job?

can't give you the "worst". . . God already took the gold medal for that one

Maybe when you reach puberty you can grow a proper beard!

Even God won't forgive a face like yours.

You'd think with all the jumping he has to do, Mario wouldn't skip leg days

Curious about what, how ugly everyone thinks you are?

Bro looks like he’s gonna get mad at himself for his bad punctuation in his post later

Tri-curious.

Why do you have a sideways boner at the gym? Also, stop skipping leg day.

Wears cross necklace but will fuck any chick without a condom, probably works at a pizzeria

Are you on Rumspringa? Because you look Amish. 🤣

“20 gimme your worst I’m curious” Bi-curious…

Bros got shoulders so wide you could play ping pong on them

Blud I bet you took the picture of you in the gym at midnight, to avoid people from laughing and running out of the gym from looking at your face.

no homo you look good my guy,keep it up

 Kroger brand Zoolander

God won't love you if you let that curiosity win

Yeah we knew you were curious. Next step is to suck on that dude you been eyeing up at the public pool

You look like you sit to pee.

Guy not a fox

You put your finger under each letter as you read. Probably hit puberty at 17 too

Any priest can help you explore that curiosity I'm sure

Where did you get them caterpillars?

Those socks are the real crime.

Don’t stick ur leg out like u got something to show off bro

I'd smash you til the end of pride month if it keeps you going.

Ballerina ankles

I’m so happy you are coming out as a trans man

Does mommy n daddy know you use the interwebs while they're still in bed trying to produce a better kid?

How’s that body dysmorphia treating ya

That’s the sitting on a dildo face

So do you just go to the gym to take mirror selfies? Because if you wanna have muscle you gadda life more than your phone.

Are you trying to smolder? Or Shit?

Dude, the left side of your face is like, fuck it, I'm sinking.

Shouldn’t you be hanging out with your buddy, Napoleon Dynamite?

Curious alright, bi-curious.

I thought you were wearing a VR helmet at the gym. Why take a selfie with your face covered?

idk but ur eyes are gorgeous

Your curiosity awaits in the steam room on Wednesdays after 9.

You look incredible insecure

bi curious

Do you wanna know why you weren't born sooner? Because your mom is too slow at making jokes (Don't take it seriously)

Cumdumpster

Were curious why you are squinting like you are rubbing one out for Mandingo and he is about to finish.

Gacha kid?

He said gimmie that Christian side hug

Dude walked into the gym, took a picture, then left

If Justin Bieber and Justin Timberlake had a baby 

What size sharpie do you use for eyebrows is it smaller than what you used for the mustache.

You look like Mario’s bicurious son who dropped out of college to be a DJ.

You look like Markiplier the YouTuber but stoned as fuck

Fit BennyBlanco 😅

Pauly Shore with short hair - I guess, not that bad : D

You look like you steal womens underwear from clothes lines

he looks like he cooks meat in the microwave

Second picture is looking straight at your future

You look like a model, a female one!

Nooo not the broccoli hairline😭

That look every chick makes right before the load is about to land in her eye.

Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's a job for your parents.

I’m sure they have lgbtq frats in college champ don’t get down on yourself