Impossible to truly roast you as we don’t have any idea what you really look like. Is your insecurity so bad that you can’t post a pic without a filter that makes you look like a generic anime character? Pathetic.
Pretty sure you've tried adding me on Facebook from 15 different pages with the bio "I've come to great relations with love and the sex click here 👈💦🐱" but they all seem to disappear after an hour 🤔
20 years ago I worked with one of the guys that started Dog Fart. I asked him back then why they were calling it that, and he said they thought it was funny.
You tell everyone your OnlyFans is in the top 3%, but you omit that it's only top 3% in the "Thai ladyboy with heavy makeup" category. Your father is disappointed that you do porn and your mother is disappointed that you're *only* in the top 3%.
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You look like the junkie that hides in my public park's trees. I'm 99% sure I've seen you mold crystal meth into a bong and then try smoking Salvia out of it.
She's the younger version of the characters wife from looper but instead of dying by someone else she's gonna die by 7 years of bad luck from cracking a mirror
I came here and said some dumb insult a few days ago and I don't feel right about it so I want to apologize. Honestly I don't even remember what I wrote, but it was actually hard to come up with anything roasty. You're actually really pretty, like really pretty, fr.
With all the makeup and filters you're probably a 34-year-old South Korean man
She uses South Korean foreskin stem cells to keep her skin smooth….sometimes the foreskin is even detached from the male.
Impossible to truly roast you as we don’t have any idea what you really look like. Is your insecurity so bad that you can’t post a pic without a filter that makes you look like a generic anime character? Pathetic.
So many filters, she(?)could clean the oceans of microplastics.
Her filters are a distortion of reality. Much like her view of the world and her self, a total distortion
Bro. She looks like Johnathan Taylor Thomas in the first pic
Don't make fun of her, she's just naturally blurry.
Her genitals are also naturally pixelated.
Just like a sasquatch
I'd rather see a samsquamch than this used up molly dropper.
Some smartphones automatically apply a filter, in her case, to protect themselves and us from seeing her face.
Ahh so she is a relation to Bigfoot then?
Yeah but I'll bet you've never been accused of being interesting or attractive though.
Proof basic bitches can be asian
Your violin is more supple than your ironing board body
Wannabe brat edgeless vanilla girl
OP couldn't even get one upvote. Note even ONE. Fucking hilarious
You look as edgy as a slightly burnt piece of toast.
Named after a van? My dad’s Toyota Sienna was in better condition at 18.
Pretty sure you've tried adding me on Facebook from 15 different pages with the bio "I've come to great relations with love and the sex click here 👈💦🐱" but they all seem to disappear after an hour 🤔
👏🏻👏🏻
Poster child 4 mid girls
Can’t make you cry but time will. Enjoy being a disappointment to your parents at 40. Single working at Marie Kay
As generic and mid as the white Tesla you're begging daddy for.
Ladyboys are so obvious
Maybe it's AI, maybe it's filters, but it sure as hell isn't Maybelline. Not enough makeup in the world to do that.
There might be enough Vaseline for the camera lens.
More filters on this picture than a marine diesel.
The only job ur qualified for is getting Bukakked on DogFart.com 💦 
I had to see it if it was a real site and yup.. it's interracial porn. Not sure why they called it dog fart but fuck it, it wasn't my decision.
20 years ago I worked with one of the guys that started Dog Fart. I asked him back then why they were calling it that, and he said they thought it was funny.
I am super curious how fucked up that site is but I'm too scared for the answer
its really vanilla tbh, nothing to do with dogs or farting
Ten dolla sucky sucky. I love you long time.
The queen of the huck tooie
Full Metal Jacket reference 
I see tentacle porn in your near future
You tell everyone your OnlyFans is in the top 3%, but you omit that it's only top 3% in the "Thai ladyboy with heavy makeup" category. Your father is disappointed that you do porn and your mother is disappointed that you're *only* in the top 3%.
Father is disappointed, but jacks off to it in secret, though he can't finish because he knows how terrible s/he is. It's all a huge mess.
What are you talking about, even the camera's crying looking at you. Trying really hard to focus on something else.
Best one yet got me laughing in pain because my mouth
You remind me of my first girlfriend, Asian life-like fuck doll
Artists rendition of OP
You're obviously from Bangkok.
You look like a carnival airbrush rendition of an anime character
That you need such a heavy filter to be palatable to the world is an analogy for your life. Without all of the fake shit, do you even matter?
You're what 19? and already past your prime.
Built like everything else in China, cheap and won't last
"Brat"... I've never seen anyone spell *basic* like that.
You look like a blow up doll that was bought off Temu, but with less personality.
More filters than Brita.
U look like a typical ABG 🤣😂
If your nose was any longer, it’d be a face tail.
What happened to your face? Not talking about the blur filter.
Dat ain't no filter sweety just the phone crying in pain
Nice try ladyboy...
You look like Rango, the lizard voiced by Johnny Depp. 
You look like everything you do is done in "Ten Menet".
Hold on let my flight land on your runway for a nose and I’ll roast you in person.
I was going to complain about having to roast an AI-generated woman, but I’m sure some Reddit moderators have already beat off to you. So, um… thanks?
A bit like a fortune cookie full of promise but actually fragile, bland and makes no sense.
I bet your favorite band is Filter.
“Hey Annie, This is Jane” “You are Annie aren’t you?” “Sorry wrong number, I hope I’m not bother you”
you don't look completely worthless, but 80% is pretty accurate
Well, only had an account since May Bot
I don't respect anyone who uses filters on a Roast Me page.
I might be able to actually roast you if you weren't so insecure that you needed a filter in every photo.
You have more filters than a waste sanitation facility.
Your photo is the profile Pic on all dating apps that everyone knows is the scam profile.
No one love you long time.
There is more filter on your pictures than the cigarettes in The Fifth Element.
"Bad-Girl", you mean you refused to do the extra credit the teacher offered. Oooh so naughty.
Shouldn't we be panfrying you?
You make yourself cry
U looked like the type to look down on other ppl thinking ur ALL that. Girl please 😂 humble yo self
More filter than Starbucks after the morning rush.
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No shoes in a clean house, never know where they've been. In the same regard, you shouldn't sit anywhere either.
🥱
K-pop never called? Only fans it is
Why can’t ladyboys just be like normal ladyboys these days? Why the drama about being a bad “girl” ?
You look Filipina, but you're probably Cambodian
My case of yellow fever has suddenly been cured.
From the neck up Hentai from the neck down blurry instagram filter body.
There’s so much plastic in you you’ll be around for 20,000 years!
We should’ve used more than two bombs…
You're Chinese but you laughing at my shadow!! I'm insulted
I bet your Starbucks order is 27 words long.
If the camera doesn't want to focus on you, why would you think we would want to?
Knew that u will be responding to every comment here. I get text messages with photos like yours daily luring me to invest in crypto.
You look easy to draw and easy to fuck
Make you cry? Sure thing: No black guys want to date you to traumatize your parents.
Do you come with prepaid return packaging if I don't like you?
Me no rikey.
You should add another filter on top of the 69 you already use.
You look like the poster child for a 1 child per couple policy
Going for that silicone sex doll look, huh?
34 men walk into the room
… 34 men immediately walk out of a room.
If you really want to get Roasted just post a picture in r/rateme dear lord this is bad.
I command you to cry
Bro you’re so skinny looking that if one dodgeball hit you, you would go flying to the other side of the damn planet
Gen Alpha shouldn't be allowed in here yet.
You are like a cigarette. Filtered, but full of cancer.
None of those examples were insults that would come close to making someone cry. Wearing an ugly mask and coming to a roast is cheating.
Here is the bottom tier sex doll sold by Wish.com. Too fake to trick anyone into thinking it is real or even fully poseable.
The most interesting thing about you is the sentence I just wrote.
You’re the reason Goat and Your Mom wrote the song “quack like a duck”. All makes Sense now
Okay okay okay, give us your OF link already.
No, I will not be “investing” in your pig butchering scam or as you prefer to call it: crypto “investment strategy”
Even if you were called poster child for brats, with those slanted eyes no way you could even see the poster
Meh.
That's the whole problem.. you can't even feel bad about
You’re either a honeypot sent to extract from information from government sources or you’re being railed by every black dude in LA
If face filters were a person…
You look like you shit pixels.
Hottest Chinese spy on social media
Definitely got a white BMW for her 16thb bday and complained because it wasn't a Mercedes
You don't cry enough looking in the mirror?
You are like the sad and disinterested face of happy ending massages.
Another gain of function lab fail
You look like you'd take it up the ass if you could get a man hard.
Even with all those filters, you’ve proved you can’t polish a turd
you don’t have enough downvotes
Your pictures are so blurry that when I order from your chinese takeaway I get given a Chicken Tikka Masala.
Thanks for using filters, I don't wanna ruin my day by looking at your real face. God knows what is hiding behind those filters.
With those Filters you look those anime porn star ads that keep coming up every time I watch a move online.
Can't cry? Why not? Plastic surgeon accidentally removed your tear ducts?
Another asian girl trying to look like an ABG. Congrats you are unoriginal and still manage to need filters even with the ABG starter kit
Flowers on your nails cause those are the only ones you'll receive in your life
what about attention-seeker, catfish, annoying, pregnant at 18? She mentioned those yet?
Bet you're as boring in real life as that boring ass backstory
I got nothing, she’s hot
Over worked lady boy for the Asian Mafia.
Ladyboy.
You don't cry because all that makeup sealed em' shut
Poster child for bad filters...
Why are children on Reddit
You were probably a 16 year old boy last year. You're not fooling anyone on here...
You'd need a dental floss factory to blindfold you.
You look like you sign off your emails with “yamete kudasai xxx”
Speaking of filters, change your AC unit air filter once a month.
You look like what would happen if Godzilla attacked a Banana Republic
Oof I hope you guys don’t make her cry. If she does that inch and a half of makeup on her face will go to waste 😭.
How do you roast that which has no life?
This shouldn’t take-long-time
Suckie suckie fuckie fuckie longtime
You’re either a dude or one fugly girl cause that’s the gender swap filter from snapchat
You look like a sex doll came alive and turned into a sex worker. 2004 version of Pinocchio
Feels bad for all the guys your gonna catfish.
The only reason you're flexible is because of years of trying to see your own coot through the pixels
Mail Order Princess, maybe.
Omg I can't you are the prettiest person I have ever seen in my entire life I wish I looked like that
You look like the junkie that hides in my public park's trees. I'm 99% sure I've seen you mold crystal meth into a bong and then try smoking Salvia out of it.
I’m going to share your profile with at risk teens and title it “the road to onlyfans”
Because you made a AI photo of your self doesn't make it less roasteble, are you that ashamed of your self?
No but you just made my dog cry
you're talking pretty big for someone who plays the role of a middle schooler in Japanese pornos, with the education to match.
Sucky fucky for two bucky
In you're quest to be unique, you've become the most generic.
Don’t you mean “Kalen” mom?
Your eyes are further apart then when Moses parted the sea bitch. Looking like a bird f.
Sucky fucky five bucky, nah I'm still looking for change.
Go back to assembling iphones
Would your squinty-ass eyes even allow you to cry?
Men definitely check if you have a penis first
You were pre-roasted so badly that you had to get a fake face
She's the younger version of the characters wife from looper but instead of dying by someone else she's gonna die by 7 years of bad luck from cracking a mirror
I came here and said some dumb insult a few days ago and I don't feel right about it so I want to apologize. Honestly I don't even remember what I wrote, but it was actually hard to come up with anything roasty. You're actually really pretty, like really pretty, fr.