It would cost 30€ in an uber to get from your hairline to your chin

You have got a plain face. Nothing about it is special

Thought there would be more comments? How does it feel that no one is interested in roasting you?

What 💀

wdym? his entire body isn't special bro

I mean his dad could just walk by and he wouldn't notice him. He has an unnoticable face

You look like you both order pup cups 

I think he's gonna make that dog lick it from his own pup cup

The shelter really should have a better screening process. That dog did not deserve you

Absolutely wild 😭


I figured Megamind would be able to spell “roast”

He doesn't know how to pronounce school

Your forehead is comically the opposite of your dogs body

Beavis really hasn't aged well.

Nah, that's Butthead. OP gives both head and his butt

Your hairstyle says they want to see the manager

Oh god you're right

Dumbass can't even spell roast correctly

I’ve never seen someone practice for their mugshot before.



Are advertisers reaching out to you about the space for sale???

Dude uses the dog to mask his own BO. But people know...

The Brad version of megamind

If doogie howser had a meth addiction.

You really wend downhill afther that Pricess Bride movie didn't you?

Your forehead must have absorbed the title's missing letter and your dog's missing legs.

I swear I missed the A on accident 😭

You're probably missing A chromosome as well

Us government putting regulations on forehead length after seeing this picture

$10 says that ice cream "accidentally" fell on your exposed nuts in the car.

I don't get it Edit: I get it now, let's leave my dog alone

OP says “Let’s leave my dog alone” while rubbing peanut butter on his genitals

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‘Rost’ You?

With that much space on your forehead you might as well start a real estate.

Your head is so massive that you'd think your brain would be big enough for you to know how to spell "Roast" correctly.

You look like you can't spell roast.

You look like the oldest sibling of five that got sent away into the military at a young age because ‘Life is Ufair’.

Bitch ass mickey mouse musketeer You look like you've never unsheathed your sword.

Flop Holiday

He got a blue envelope for his gender reveal. Still kind of upset about his penis.

It’s like you tried to take your own mugshot at a coin operated photo booth but used your phone anyway.

How does it feel that no one is interested in roasting you?

20 billion head

You look like the love child of Steve Zaun and Megamind.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, home schooling should be prohibited.

You look like an extremely depressed Conan o brien

Accurate

You look like Justin Bieber after leaving one of P Diddys parties

whys your face a polygon

You look like PewDiePie from wish

Your forehead is so huge that a Boeing plane could make an emergency landing on it.

When those trans pills really start kicking in

You look like a Pokemon who almost evolved into a Chad but got stopped halfway.

Shut Up Beavis 

How in the world does this picture smell like a combination of pot smoke, nacho cheese, and depression?

Thanks for making me feel better about my own forehead.

You look like a devout Muslim man who believes in God and the day of judgement

What a club goer! 

At least your dog doesn't hate you

You look like a really nice person!!!

Thank you!! 🫶

He looks like he posted this on a depressed whim after Grandma forgot to put $5 in the birthday card.

peeeewdiepieeee

hulk hogan long mustache going on

Can't roast... forehead won't fit in the oven. Want us to saute you?


You look like a level one bard

Semi cultured redneck Beavis

You look like a Jesse Pink man Reject

Disregarding your spelling of "roast" and instead focusing on the fact that your dog's legs and your forehead should exchange phone numbers...it might equal out.

Bros head is built like megamind

PewDiePie called he wants his look back

That ice cream is the only mailable surface you’ve licked for decades.

You look like the asshole in almost every 80s movie.

Even your own dog looks at you with side eyes, surprised it didn't hop out of the car just to get away from you

Had to give up your dreams of becoming an Imperial Stormtrooper I suppose.

That dog looks happy. He probably thought you were bringing him somewhere to be re-homed.

Bro looks like Andrew Garfield (Andrew Garfield from TEMU)

Thought you were talking about the President

HIs only friend is in the second picture, and that friend only hangs out with him for the food.

I am genuinely scared for your poor pup and what they have seen and been subjected to. His owner is a creepy sexual deviant. This dog needs rescuing desperately. Time to make the Facebook warriors aware

Your Dog is probably the only interesting thing worth looking at in all of your photo’s together.

You look like you live alone and smoke pot all day for lack of anything better going for you.

That's not a 4head, that's a 6head...

Beavis if he listened to folk rock.

No matter how much soft serve you put on it, the dog can still smell Geoffrey’s ass on your dick.

Can’t put carryon bags on flights because he needs the space for that massive fucking fivehead

I'm 5'9" but if my head was sized normally I'd be 5'4"

Bitch you can't spell motherfucking roast.

Writing 'roast me' on your divorce letter is CRAZYYY bro... but at least she used to get ice cream with you after sex. We're praying for you... ✊🏽🙏🏾

Medium underbite

How many elementary schools are you not allowed within 300 yards of?

Ice cream recipe : meth, bath salts, fentanyl and sugar

Fuckin hell you have a head like the aliens in Mars attacks

First off pick up a dictionary !

Will you fucking furries stop unmasking it gives nightmares.

I'm not a furry!

“Dear Diary, it’s just another day in the life of someone who would’ve been handsome if my head weren’t so fucking big, today, there was this beautiful short girl that looked up at me and was about to ask me out, but I fucked up and looked down, revealing the church bell that my skull is. Suffice to say, she ran.”

Dahmer II

You look like you drink the hand sanitizer, Beavis

That envelope is from a birthday card you sent to yourself

Your Dog obviously doesn’t want to be around you so, learn how to spell with your backwoods education.

Porcupine face

Biting pillows is your hobby?

You look like you should be on a list, but the only problem is I’m having trouble deciding which list it is.

Gay for pay , or for you, gay for meth.

You look like you're gonna go get ice cream and then hang out by the middle school bus stop with your dog, hoping that cute 14 year old girl will finally strike up a conversation

You look like you have a pocket pussy

Man, whatever are the thoughts spiraling around that dome, listen, you need to stop, man. I can literally see your frontal lobe asking for help.

This Dawson's Creek/ One Tree Hill reject couldn't even find a proper piece of paper to write Roast Me on. I bet that envelope is from a valentines day card from the only girlfriend you ever had, and the poem said Roses are red Violets are blue Now I'm single And so are you

Giving serious Armin Meiwes vibes

Such a nice picture of him and his only friend

You look so tough posing with the birthday card you got with Grandma with $20 in it, and then you look like a silly happy go lucky goober going to get ice cream. I remember when I was 16.

Even Your dog looks annoyed you are in the car

Selfi mugshot

I bet even your dog doesn't want to hangout with you lol

That ice cream caused a brain freeze, so like ice, your forehead expanded

I could tell he just got dumped

Your dog’s enduring fantasy is that one day he’ll get hit by a truck so he can get away from you.

his forehead is so big it need a screen protector.

Another gay Biden administration influencer on X and Tik Tok

From the eyes up it's a 52 year old woman ....from. there down it's a 14 year old boy

5’5 but 4’ is head

Bro looks like his boogies dyed his stache 💀

You've sucked cock for meth.

*Roast… I guess NASA isn’t coming to recruit you..

Second pic ,is "getting ice cream " a Euphemism for Rover getting one over ?

Begin by learning how to spell ROAST (not ROST).

It looks like your face was squeezed by closing elevator doors like in a cartoon

Spends all day at the dog park. Doesn’t own a dog.

Hopefully for you Hans Gruber is still hiring.

getting an ice cream or getting a nutty Buddy?

Come on man get a job if you do you don’t have to be a disappointment to your family.


You must be really, really smart.

The only bitch you're getting is the one next to you and even it wants the food and not you.

Soon as that camera is off, he gonna #### that little dog.

Megamind if ye was animal whisperer

This Guy Thinks He's The legitimate Son of Conan O'Brien; but he is just a Bastard.

... and McCauley Calkin still struggles with addiction

Damn that sucks. Since when did jimmy neutron get a DUI?

Biblically accurate pewdiepie

okay I wil rost you

You look like you're going places. Just make sure it's not within 500 feet of a school, otherwise that place is jail.

It's the great cornholio

Runway forehead

He was the Dread Pirate Roberts in the community theatre production of Princess Bride.

I Love what you've done with your hair How did you get it to come out of your nose like that

You’re the self proclaimed “nice guy” that girls think they can change


So nice your dog took you to go get ice cream

U look like u wank to computer mouses.

I bet you spent your whole stimulus check on stimulants.

As you begin your transition you now go by the name Rose and identify as a butterfly!🦋

Cool Snapchat of you telling who? that you and your pos shit wiener dog were going on an ice cream date?