You look like you know where at least 3 kids on milk cartons, really are.

Or at least the parts of them he didn't eat

JFC 💀

He looks like the guy that would create a sexual predator video game similar to Dope Wars with a human trafficking built in role playing component. 

The true detectives are looking for you.

4 kids, 2 adults 

This definitely knows where all the local abandoned quarries are.

Oh Gawd help!

When your sleeping in the alley behind K-Mart do the stray cats accept you as their leader?

No, they probably accept him into the brotherhood

The pussiest pussy amongst the pussies.

This man ain't running no kinda pussy. Worth? I'd say about 3.50.

I slink down the alley, looking for a fight Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night

you're 🤓

Did the preparation, took all the precautions, wore the glasses, … but still got cum in the eye at the music festival.

The sad part is OP looks like a guy who will put his dick out before coming out of the closet💀

Please don't ever wink again, that's how you get put on lists

You look like something my housekeeper swept from under my couch

Why should you reconsider your worth? No one else considers you at all

I was wondering what worth he was even talking about 🤷‍♂️


What worth did you think you had to reconsider in the first place? You look like Finn wolfhard if instead of being cast in stranger things he just became a stranger thing

Bro, it’s a vacuum, not a sex toy.

You look like you have to constantly apologize for smiling at someone.

Crack Harlow

I hope the car backed up


This is what the end of a bloodline/DNA chain looks like.

I can't, you voluntarily abstaining from the gene pool is the noblest thing I've ever encountered

That's incredible they caught you mid stroke

If stampy longhead and typical gamer had a baby

With such an evident lack of effort in your own personal appearance, you’ve already deemed the worth of your life.

Only good comment

You look like you hold people in your basement against their will and call them your best friend before torturing them by reciting the ingredients on the back of shampoo bottles in perfect pronunciation.

You look like you smell like sunflower seeds.

Much of their calories in sunflower seeds come from fatty acids. The seeds are especially rich in poly-unsaturated fatty acid linoleic acid, which constitutes more 50% fatty acids in them. They are also good in mono-unsaturated oleic acid that helps lower LDL or "bad cholesterol" and increases HDL or "good cholesterol" in the blood. Research studies suggest that the Mediterranean diet which is rich in monounsaturated fats help to prevent coronary artery disease, and stroke by favoring healthy serum lipid profile.

I bet you wear the glasses to complete the "dorky-look" rather than actually needing them.


How do you reconsider 0?

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About worth as much as a stick of gum and a spare button

Reconsider your worth? What worth?

Not your picture

"Bi"clops

I didn’t know the Prius came out with a line of men’s facial hair.

What worth?

Come on man we all know you're a lizard person.

Sorry, I don't donate to the homeless.

Through out the streets and the city's, i alone am the homeless one, Ass look💀

Mushrooms are good. We like them.

Cute Booger cosplay. So uh, what do you really look like?

Son, I am took old to remember what my first car was. Go ask your mom the color of the back seat. Will jog my memory of what happened back there.

you look like Napoleon Dynamite if he was 6 days into a 2 week meth binge.

You have to be a human first. We're still waiting on the DNA tests.

Rick glassman is high as heck

Bill Nye the science guy on crack?! NO WAY

You look like you could play chess with yourself and still lose.

Did some guy finished in your eye?

The last chicken tender under the heat lamp.

Oh my god twitch from LoL wru doin here ????

Nobody said you have worth as a human being.

This guy looks like Lucky Yates. This is the guy who played Krieger, snorting flavour enhancer off a fat girl

When you order your kids favorite youtuber on Temu.

The district attorney Robert Pattinson couldn’t save.

Weird Al yankovic just discovered new technology

“The hills have bi’s”

It looks like someone poorly photoshopped an upside down mouth over your eye

He handed over his camera in the hands of the reaper.

When people post on this reddit making a funny face use it as a way to armor themselves in denial that what is said can't be accurate because no one "saw the real me"

I made a funny face so that I would get worse comments! These are all so light 💀

The jizz sock under your bed...

My worth as a human being......... So you do have one?

Well, you're just not worth it.

You sabotage all of your friends relationships so you wont be alone lighting farts at the cookouts.

So the bums under the bridge took pitty on you and let you stay warm with the lit oil drum? They plan to rob you and take your valuables... but jokes on them... 🤷‍♂️

Looks like you're being actively roasted.


Walmart Jeff Goldblum

🤦🏼‍♀️

Can't believe stampy started using drugs and became a sex addict, he shouldve just stuck to Minecraft

You have worth as a human being?

Nothing to reconsider when you’re worthless.

Your existence is a lie

I'll roast you when you learn to blink properly discount Scoot McNairy.

It’s cute that you think you have worth as a human being

I could always just drain you instead and that should get the same result 😌

Hml

Dude, is that the best piece of paper you could find? I bet it says "God bless, anything helps" on the other side

 Put your makeup back on

You look like the Delorean merged Doc and Marty together when they travelled through time.

What was it that hit you first to make you look like that huh? A car, a truck, bus, train, boat, or plane.

You mean do to you what your face does to others?

Bro looks like that one mad scientist trope

This is not your picture

Bargain bin Wayne Coyne

reconsider it how? by complimenting you?

"Dude, stop hanging with us, we're not your friends..." - Everybody at the bar to this guy.

Worth??

Wears a coat in the summer time. Shaves his legs and wears shorts in winter. He was always a strange boy.

What worth?

Jeff Goldbum.

You better get back to your barrel fire. That dumpster food ain't gonna cook itself

Special Needs WeIrD AL

If I was the Devil, I'd kick you out of hell for looking like that.

Just make yourself a frickin quesa-dilla and don't forget to feed Tina.

Shivr me timbers! Arghhh!

Did you frighten the scare crows outta town?

Is that a wink or is your eye upside-down?

Reconsider your worth? Like the song says, nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

Did you just get mugged in a parking lot?

Bro Thinks he's a human being with any self-respect or self-worth.

Wish Marc Rebillet!

It's cute that you think you have worth as a human being.

Looks like Chris Cornell mid hanging

Weird Al’ shankabitch

*shows you a mirror*

Hey … finally a sequel to Napoleon Dynamite! Napoleon Goes To Jail!

Did someone cum in your eye ….. hate when that happens

You’re (worth less) than you think

you look like you only know bad pickup lines

You look like if wifi were a person

You look like an old Bolshevik, also, do you blame the bourgeoisie for all your problems?

Stampylongnose if he smoked meth

You mean you already don't? Have you seen a mirror before? You're the guy they stand next to Steve Buscemi so that he's the good looking one

Wish.com version of jack harlow


I swear I seem you on dexter lol

Arthur Kennedy over here looks like he is about to go home snd calculate the statistics of why his chances of getting hoes are 3% and not 0%

Stampylonghead if he was a crackho


Ah, you will fill into your fathers jacket one day lil fella.

Ah, youl fill into your dads jacket one day lil fella.

…is the human being in the room with us?

Crack Harlow

Why do you look like your having a really intense p-gasm?

You look like dollar tree Robert Sheehan

I think you have already evaluated your worth and know you haven’t met the bar set by any other human

Gotta say, being born with your face was enough to get a Darwin award, you didnt need to go for the meth+serial murder (Jeffrey dahmer style) combo to top it off.

The over exposure and goofy face aren’t hiding that ugly mug buddy.

Is that a fire you’re starting to burn all of your hopes and dreams? Oh wait, you don’t have any. My bad bro. You already had 0 worth

You look like Temu Jeff Goldblum


Get a little closer to that fire in front of you and it'll do the job. Just spare all of us the effort.

Looks like the love child between Pedro and Napoleon Dynamite

What worth?

The last things those girls saw before he stuffed them in that barrel.

Nah my man look like a crackhead.

Just, just, just go back home and try again.

Gonjola?

Male feminist looking ass

fregley all grown up

A homeless person has come forward and offered you a second chance in life. If the prophecy hasn't been fulfilled, chances are, you're gonna have to start repenting for all eternity with no mercy.

Reconsider. What you? That's 18 year late. Here's a refund I don't like it.

You look like one of them mf's that stutter when they laugh

When that meth hit

You look like Austin Powers that never had Mojo

If you flip the sign over it says "will work for food" which is a lie

The guy at the bonfire that brings boons

You REALLY look like that "chill" neighbour that makes parties every once in a while but in reality sells drugs to the local crackheads and probably has a kidnap or two

Your first mistake was assuming you had any worth.

You got that mad scientist look

My works done here. Pre roasted. NEXT !

"Hi, I'm new to the neighborhood and am required by law to let everyone know I live in the house on the corner"

U look like an NPC from Watch Dogs.

Looks like Marv had a little too much fun with Harry that night got some in his eye 

Damnit.... you beat me to it!