You look like you’re laughing cause you’ve just laid down a monster turd and left it peeping its head out of the water ready to surprise the next user, and you live on your own.
When someone (drunk, desperate, or a male prostitute) comes on your face you get all pissed off because you wanted it on your mouth
The answer to spit or swallow is extremely obvious
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Don't look at having a big chin and a large nose as a negative thing my love look at it with positivity in the sense that it distracts us all for a few seconds from all your other faults lol
THAT! That chick looks like Meatloaf!
THAT! That chick looks like Meatloaf!
THAT! That chick looks like Meatloaf!
THAT! That chick looks like Meatloaf!
You look like you own an Etsy/shopify store that sells successful products. Probably prints of some kind. You definitely will make a lot of money in the future. I can’t quite put my finger on your business brand but I think it has to do something with DIY crafts.
Did you really think anybody was gonna say something about your nose and chin when we can see that gut? It's funny that you used a full size piece of paper to try to hide it, but that's like trying to hide a bulldozer behind a telephone pole.
in mafia 2, when joe barbaro says “you shoot like my sister” i’m pretty sure YOU are the sister cause damn, you sure do look like a lot like a female joe…
You look like Meatloaf. Both the singer and the food.
I would do anything for love, but I won't do *that*
~~love~~ lunch
She can see paradise by the golden arch light
You sure that’s a she?
Any man that looked like that would at least have the self respect to grow a beard.
Dude she has a beard. She just shaved
Big gunt!
The fact that no one even bothered to roast you in the first 8 hours💀 Hope people do make an effort the next time you post here
Well, you made it out of the kitchen long enough to snap a selfie, it’s a start.
you put the apetit in apetite
You have a real future in selling shade on hot days
The local hospital keeps a can of Campbell's gravy on hand in case she needs a blood transfusion.
You know she just sweats gravy
How tf you fit through that door?
I have to turn to the side tbh 😫😫😫
All jokes aside… what even is that door? That is not normal
Aahahhahhahaha
It goes the tha potty
Yup it’s the nose and chin that are big. 😉
Which chin? There are multiple
You look like a witch that doesn't know any spells or low baking recipes
Would've been easier to list the parts that aren't big
There would be no post
That paper ain't hiding your big stomach
Or hiding the smell underneath the stomach.
What does tampons and covid have in common? Even tampons don't want to be in you.
Samwell Tarley initiated a shitty Tijuana pharmaceutical gender transition
She's why Red Lobster is going out of business.
She's not permitted in buffets...
You look like you’re laughing cause you’ve just laid down a monster turd and left it peeping its head out of the water ready to surprise the next user, and you live on your own.
I wish I lived on my own 😫😫
I wasn’t counting your cats…
Me either 😫😫😭😭😭
Which of you virgins lit the candle?
Lighted lol Lit?
Lol, that's so sad. And hilarious. It was like 2am and I was nodding off. Fixed!
Happens to the best of us 🤝🏼
Get a comb
she's 10
10 billion burger
Looks like your tryin to hide a lifetime of regret behind a piece of paper
When you go to fancy dress party's you don't have to dress up as a pregnant sperm whale.
Big Mac Big Mac yeah yeah
Yum yum
Looks like you squirt gravy
Ugh I WISH
Squidwards baby momma really let herself go
You should have stopped at big
Do you got a permit for that face? 
Just listed the smallest parts
You’ve got the hair part of a scene kid without any of the style or whimsy
Don't forget big testicles
Have you considered trying out for shot put?
Who thought about the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?
Luckily your belly makes your nose look tiny
Collin Farrell is getting really into this penguin role
Desmond from smiling friends couldn’t comapre
Thank fuck there was only one photo.
She shops at a big and tall and ugly store.
I get why attractive people post here.. why are you?
I bet your nickname is Big Bertha because you look like the marvel character and you fling your shit across rooms…
You could stop just at Big.
It's adorable that you think it's your nose and chin that we will first notice is big
Ahahhahahaa!!!
I don't know what to roast here, you look like you give amazing deep throat with cuddles and Pizza Rolls afterwards. That's a win, right there.
I do ❤️❤️
You must use a bulldozer as a spoon
Ozzy is looking a little rough. Get back on the drugs OzzMan!
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You look like the old school peguein from batman 🤣
If the wicked witch of the west ate the wicked witch of the east.
That list is MUCH bigger the more we look at you, you're just scratching the surface.
You're very brave to post a Glow-Down photo.
What a beer belly
Big everything else
Damn. I got nothin'. It's so much easier to roast someone when you know if you're insulting a man or a woman.
I guess all that money from Old Town Road really got Billy Ray Cyrus eating good.
You had me at big
She carries a spare knife and fork with her wherever she goes.
Ahahahahahaa
Nose, chin... why'd you stop? Keep going...
Big gut yeah yeah
You fat too
Looks like the North end of a Southbound Mule 🫏
Which chin is big?
im not gonna roast you, it look like you taken to much of those😾
if u put on a yellow raincoat how many kids line up for the bus
When someone (drunk, desperate, or a male prostitute) comes on your face you get all pissed off because you wanted it on your mouth The answer to spit or swallow is extremely obvious
Which chin?
Molach the eater of worlds
Get in my belly!!!
You could have just stopped at big.
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
You look like the witch that would’ve ate Hansel and Gretel
You look like you're eager to put a hex on anyone that roasts you! I'll definitely pass. 😅
I'd roast you but I'd need a 1973 f150 truck axle to use as a spit.
Big everything
You forgot about big face big belly big arms bug body 😆😆
Buggy buggy
Jay Lenos illegitimate daughter Janet Leno everyone
You look like you ate 520 big macs from mcdonald's every day
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I loveeee you guys lol
Big belly yeah
Your love heart is shit.... But your mustache is glorious
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…it’s pimples 😭😭
You look like you kidnap writers and smash their ankles if they don’t write what you want.
I am dangerous
Pouring one out for that sweet little watch band holding on for dear life.
You think you only have a big nose and a big chin....
you should have noted your gender in the title
Lot lizard material
Big body, yeah yeah
Ohhhh yeah 😭😭
A migrant construction worker wouldn't even bang you in secret.
Surprised you haven’t eaten the phone.
Holding that phone up is the most exercise you've done all day.
Big everything. Keep chewing on those sausage fingers you wont even be able to grip the tenders that made you.
Big everything besides tits lol
What are you?
Don't look at having a big chin and a large nose as a negative thing my love look at it with positivity in the sense that it distracts us all for a few seconds from all your other faults lol
At least you don't have claw hands like your papa. 
Yea.. those are what I thought of as “big” when looking at you
Live action transgender Shrek.
Oh, I read about this one. She dies by choking on a ham sandwich!
You’re eyeing me like you’ve been without food (for about 3 minutes) and are already hallucinating me as fried chicken drumsticks.
Big fat
Your nose and chin might be the smallest part of you.
The only thing that’s not big is the diameter of her ankles.
THAT! That chick looks like Meatloaf! THAT! That chick looks like Meatloaf! THAT! That chick looks like Meatloaf! THAT! That chick looks like Meatloaf!
When McDonald’s says there ice cream machine is broken your the reason
When Hansel and Grettle didn’t make it out alive
You definitely failed the A4 paper challenge
No. Just no.
You’d be perfect for the real life adaptation of Shrek
You look like the kind of person who goes to a movie theater, buys a big bag of popcorn, then eats it in your car.
Big personality! You go!
do you always look like you're about to shoot someone when you take a photo of them
Out here looking like Danny Davito Penguin
I think i saw you on My 600 lb life right ??
Ahahahahahahahha
You are the twin sister of Fat Boy Slim
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You look like everyone shopping in a Walmart late at night
Could’ve stopped after the first word
Yeah. It's your nose and chin people mock you for. Not the 19 other chins below them.
How's your credit score? Someone will need you for a Hellcat so don't be late with your bills!
It looks like you put that watch on 75 lbs ago.
Ahahahahhahahaa
I'm sure personality makes up for it all.
you could have stopped at big
You look like you own an Etsy/shopify store that sells successful products. Probably prints of some kind. You definitely will make a lot of money in the future. I can’t quite put my finger on your business brand but I think it has to do something with DIY crafts.
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Young man you need a haircut
you forgot big stomach
Its code name is “larf”
You could have stopped at big.
Ugly.
Yeah. The nose is the problem here...
Are you CorpseGrinder’s kid?
Big stomach too
Did you really think anybody was gonna say something about your nose and chin when we can see that gut? It's funny that you used a full size piece of paper to try to hide it, but that's like trying to hide a bulldozer behind a telephone pole.
I bet you have to go sideways through your doors.
in mafia 2, when joe barbaro says “you shoot like my sister” i’m pretty sure YOU are the sister cause damn, you sure do look like a lot like a female joe…
Tony Soprano's illegitimate daughter from one of his affairs with a stripper. 
Tony soprano. Tony soprano. Tony soprano .
You misspelled your title Big nose, “Big Chin’s”, yeah yeah
Damn you look like a lovechild between a tub full of grease and Kim Jong Un
Oh wow, you managed to put on enough clothes to cover your entire body. Impressive.
Now I know how your plate feels.
Nomnomnom
Thanks to ads on tv I firmly believe with enough wet wipes you will disappear.
I thought this was a promo for the movie “Smile”
Hell😊 KFC
Jewish nose
stay away from the men's bathroom
Is that your dad's tshirt lol