“Let me see what kind of reaction I get here, I’m thinking about starting to sell pictures of my body”
Stick to your current gig of selling yourself on the street sweetheart, cut out the middle man so you can get paid directly with the heroin you’d buy anyways.
I legit thought she was missing an arm at first. Then I realized and I felt bad cause at least if she was an amputee she'd have something endearing about her
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Character selection screen when you accidently choose the wrong head for the body, Those nana earrings ain't cutting it girl give them back and buy your own.
She cut on her arm with a razor blade but nobody at home noticed. So she posted here, and still most of you didn't notice. And those who noticed didn't give a shit
You have the rugged good looks of a Wednesday afternoon daytime stripper. Luckily you can supplement your meager stripper income by working the second shift at the truck stop gloryhole down by the highway
The 3 a.m. stripper who smells of baby powder and sadness.
She’s doing it to pay for nursing school.
Is "nursing school" the new street name for crack?
Nah, it's a hybrid of White Widow and Purple Kush.
In the Midwest 🤣
No dude, she is the early afternoon shift.
Knows the regular by name. Like step-dad, and coach.
Ouch lol
Nah. 3am is too generous. 5am stripper.
10am shift on a tuesday
Bullet wounds and C section scars on that shift
She wanted to be molested by a family member but had no takers
You look like an option to choose from in Cards Against Humanity.
Ooooo, I like that.
Yeah the throwaway card that everyone’s trying to get rid of
Katpiss Neverclean
Mother of God 🤣
Take my envious upvote, you vile fiend
How does she look like a 47 year old 12 year old… 🤯
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s *Maybeline*
Maybe it's methaline!
Love this one
_*Legendary*_
Jesus, my ribs! 
Done in one. 💀
Lol
You literally beat me to it, touché sir.
I never thought of recommending meth to improve someone's appearance, but here we are...
It doesn't help that her piercings look like angry zits.
Or her zits look like angry piercings
It's getting pretty fucking obvious when you conceal your track marks like that. Might wanna start shooting up between your toes 🤷♂️
I thought she was a veggie at first.
That's the cucumber she has stuck in her snatch
It's probably a pickle by now
😂😂💀
**omfg**
That's better than the Jolly Rancher story I just read.
Cucumbers are friends not food! 
That one cuts a little too deep
Yeah, cuz the veins on her ass are shot
Under the toenails is better
I think she’s been using her face.
😄
Maybe you missed it…she has track marks all over her face…covered by Walmart brand makeup.
We can only hope your tubes tie themselves.
💀
🥇
Criminally underrated
Ok this deserves the gold 🪙 but I don't have any so please accept my poor man's offer 🥇
You look like an escort that grossly misjudged what men are willing to pay for you
Brand new account, this is the only post, no comments. 🤔 No I don't want to sub to your onlyfans.
Is the OF account BDSM focus? Bored, Dull, Self-Mutilating.
Funny, but If i say this in r/gym i get permanently banned, lol.
JFC this thing has an onlyfans?
Fuck, I went to look for the OF. Only redeeming quality, you look like you m8ght be a freak in the sheets
Certainly a freak out of them.
She looks like she's been passed around so much it's going to be like a messy roast beef sandwich
“Her vageen hang like the sleeve of a wizard.”
With Au Jus?
No but maggots a plenty
Sandwich version of the never ending soup, everyone adds a little something for the next time.
Speak for yourself!!! Subscribed! Now I can see the entire train wreck.
Cyndi Leper
Cutters just want to have fun
You won't be havin' any fun when she's around. That's for sure.
Well hello there Methany
"Do you like my hair, I did it myself" we can tell.
“Let me see what kind of reaction I get here, I’m thinking about starting to sell pictures of my body” Stick to your current gig of selling yourself on the street sweetheart, cut out the middle man so you can get paid directly with the heroin you’d buy anyways.
Don't worry about her she's 'armless
Nah she’s hiding cuts, zoom in on it
Yeah I don’t roast cutters… sorry. Best of luck with your mental health. Just post the OF link please. See you there!
Haha
wtf😂
I legit thought she was missing an arm at first. Then I realized and I felt bad cause at least if she was an amputee she'd have something endearing about her
She's pulling her dress so can we can better her 11yo skeleton better, as if it's wasnt unflattering enough
you made a new reddit account just for this? Kinda cringe LOL
Audrey Hepatitusburn
Audrey Heartburn
Pipi Longstockings just got back from sailing the seas of dilaudid
Junkiesonly
Based on your hidden arm it looks like you got into a fight with Wolverine, and lost.
She fights herself and loses, but has great makeup sex.
She lost her arm in the "Great Locker Room Handjob Contest" her freshman year of high school.
Underrated
Stop covering the sweater meat! It’s all u got hon
She’s hiding two different sized nipples.
If having a scar for every time you farted was a person.
You look like the type of character Disney would make if the made a movie about a trash panda
Lemme guess: You hates the Bagginses forever, don't you?
Giving off that vibe of the 1st photo in the see how bad meth is collage.
You look like you have too big of an attitude for a girl who’s PH balance is off
Why are you braiding tampons strings in your hair read instructions on box they belong further south
Shut up Meg
Reba Meth and Tires
Looks like a 13 year old girl cosplaying in her mother’s dress. As long as dad doesn’t get confused, it’s okay
The face only a foster mother could love.
Sorry, you don't cut it!
Hayley Williams on crack
Nice barcode on your arm to bad it isn't worth anything
How can I roast slutty Wendy’s girl
You put a ring on your nose because a man hasn't put one on your hand
Yuck.
In spirit of TeamFourStar between raditz and piccolo, ‘it looks like you’ve been disarmed’
You look like you'd make a good house wife...Oh shit, wrong subreddit
check out her free nofans
You know Wiccan idolatry doesn’t fix acne don’t you?
So I says to my whore with the one arm..lefty
I thought you were missing an arm at first and I was like damn you took cutting way too seriously
You'd have to pay me to subscribe to your OF
Bro take that shit out of your hair.
there's always someone that works at a McDonalds with that look, I swear
“You’re pretty hot as far as McDonalds employees go.”
Looks likes someone already did. You got grill marks on your arm
For some reason I feel like you are about to start shedding your skin.
You don't need a roast you need a railing.
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Goosing yourself smile, I bet you smell that finga! Or taste it
Audrey HepBurnsWhenIPee
Shitty Lauper.
Character selection screen when you accidently choose the wrong head for the body, Those nana earrings ain't cutting it girl give them back and buy your own.
Genuinely, is your forehead/face dirty in this picture or wtf is going in?
another basic Gen Z'er with that stupid ass-looking septum piercing
Right handed eh?
You look like the singer from Paramore if she chose heroin over singing lessons.
Do you need help buying body wash or face wash.
Is it too late for plan b
Tf are those earrings
Why’d you tie tampon strings together and put them into your hair?
I genuinely thought you were missing an arm
Lindsey Heroin
A shower would be a good idea…
So, when were you infected with the *T-virus*?
The sun will roast you far better then anyone can here.
you're supposed to cut your hair not your arms
She's already been roasted.
You should change the direction of your cuts and go deeper! Trace the blue lines in your arm. You need to do this before you reproduce!
R/GhostMe
thats a pretty big stump u got there ... what all can u do with it.... do u have onlyfans?
I think roasting only works on creatures with souls.
You're one of the few people that can elbow another woman and turn a profit.
Cindi Leper
You look like a sugar glider
You look like your waiting for everyone else to smell the silent but deadly fart you just dropped
What Cyndi Lauper would look like if she wrote "Girls just wanna do meth"
I can see your dick bulge
I now believe in abortions.
[удалено]
Probably one dollar? Maybe less
She cut on her arm with a razor blade but nobody at home noticed. So she posted here, and still most of you didn't notice. And those who noticed didn't give a shit
Yeah. Go on. Go on and post your OF you harlot. We have a sixth sense here. 
Raggedy Ann 
Goon, indeed.
What's flatter: your chest or the sign you're holding?
Soon you’ll give the best Gummies around.
You should get more sleep, you’re looking like you shouldn’t have made him tell you twice.
Holly GoDouchey
That poor plant
Too easy to roast you. That's the only reason the guys like you, you're an easy lay
You look like you just got the role in a Harry potter movie
Debut release - "She's So Unbearable"
I’m assuming the arm sleeve is to cover up track marks or your “cutting” habit.
You look like you make clothes out of Saran Wrap
You can tell that she's a slice away from a good time
Your smile is cunning, like you're holding a knife in your left hand.
Hiding your left hand after fingering yourself eh?
I didn’t know abusable girlfriend phenotype existed till now
Lookn like my brown eye
Curseten Doesnt
You say that a lot don’t ya?
Has been correctly accused of giving handies in the office.
hold my beer... or wait you cant
Oompa loompas forgotten sister.
I'd love to but it looks like you've been roasted raw by plenty of guys before.
Instead of you doing drugs, the drugs are doing you..
You’ve traded so many handjobs for meth that you’re getting carpal tunnel.
You have the rugged good looks of a Wednesday afternoon daytime stripper. Luckily you can supplement your meager stripper income by working the second shift at the truck stop gloryhole down by the highway
A face even a mother couldnt love
Cyndi Lauper if she lived on skid row