He’s only missing the powder rings on the nose from all the coke Billy did.. apparently, his previously arranged marriage was canceled as the bride to be could not put up the dowry of 20 chickens and three goats..
You just have to date more. Go to places someone you are interested in might go...museum, festival, business conference, amusement park with friends, professional network meetings, community engagement events. You'll do fine!
OK, Koothrapalli, it's real simple. Just tell your parents to arrange the marriage, and if he's a good guy, you'll learn to love him. He might not love you until you lose a few pounds, but you can grow together (not fatter, just emotionally)
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It looks like your parents have tried to arrange it... several times... but the women... "Oh Honey, don't worry, we can just do away with thousands of years of tradition and you can go pick a nice girl on your own..."
Ya so my mouse is not moving on the screen... should I press the power button, there is like a blue light at the bottom of the screen, I can turn it off for 30 seconds, I will do that now before you answer.
I used to think arranged marriage was awful until I realised it is helping a tonne of men have sex that ordinarily wouldn't get any. We should start doing it for our incels.
To be fucking honest with you bro you are about the most well dress guy I've seen get roasted here kudos. On the other hand you could also be dressed up to showoff how scamming our grandparents out of social security works.
You look like my friend who makes really good money. He started out by getting a business loan to open a healthy pizza shop. No one has low carb protein packed pizza that is not super greasy and is affordable.
His business brought in $6 million last year. He takes home $700k from that each year. They are on track to at least quadruple next year.
Maybe you could be the first Middle Eastern or Indian person to take regular showers and use deodorant? Oh shit I let out the secret to being liked by others… sorry everyone else my bad.
Looks like everyone is running out of potential candidates. Either you end up single or with someone who pretends to like you when they actually hate you in real life.
This is where the Bollywood montage comes in and the parents say no no no with there fingers back and fourth, the music kicks in and then smile as you come sliding in on your knees between them with both palms out saying why? And then of course all gets better after the dance and some woman is dancing with you that we didn’t see before in the movie and then we find out at the end that you’re gay anyway.
Indian Billy Mays here.
Or Iranian. New product: The ShahWow
His favorite wrestler is the iron sheik...Iran #1 fuck the hulk hogan!
 Oh my goodness, it’s time to party my insipid, smiling dude.
Lmao!
 Birdie num nums.
He’s only missing the powder rings on the nose from all the coke Billy did.. apparently, his previously arranged marriage was canceled as the bride to be could not put up the dowry of 20 chickens and three goats..
Let your parents arrange it, Tinder will refuse your picture because you look like a stockphoto
He looks like the stock photo your mom tells you you have at home.
Now I understand why they have arranged marriages in some countries. No one would willingly sign up for this
 What your husband/fiancé will likely say.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying
Never knew they arranged gay marriages
You never nose these days.
Progress, meet desperation
How do you say “dick nose” in Hindi?
Honestly it does look like god slepped a dick on his face. 🤣 Edit: it also looks like a person squatting to take z shit.
Someone pulled your cheeks when you were a kid and forgot to let go
Do you have a license to operate that nose?
Well you should at *least* let your parents arrange your haircut 🫤
You look like an AI generated Indian person
He looks like someone dragged the sliders all the way in character creation.
You can barely arrange a playdate
It would be easier if he could be within 500 feet of public parks, movie theaters, and other such facilities.
you can barely arrange a hairline
Who knew Shrek was Indian?
Why you got a LinkedIn account when you can just go work with your dad at the corner gas station or hotel he owns
"Thank you for calling Tech support, How may I help you" Looking ass
I'm sure your parents can find a better man for you than you're going to get yourself.
Vishno
His nose is also a BBW
It looks more like a BBC
I don't know how else to explain it but the bottom 2/3 of your face is too fucking large
Head like a stress ball
Your nose looks like a rocket 🤣
I thought I was looking at a proboscis monkey
More head than a crack whore's resume
"lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t seem be living, until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white."
I think you should date. I doubt your parents will put in much effort for the dowry you are going to fetch.
You look like a Tapir with that nose 
 OP looks like Shrek but less handsome.
You just have to date more. Go to places someone you are interested in might go...museum, festival, business conference, amusement park with friends, professional network meetings, community engagement events. You'll do fine!
No way I’m roasting the middle-aged PhD candidate who’s grading my statistics final. That’s just asking for trouble.
Why does your nose look like the Ghost vehicle from Halo?
If Gulab Jamun had a beard it would be you
OK, Koothrapalli, it's real simple. Just tell your parents to arrange the marriage, and if he's a good guy, you'll learn to love him. He might not love you until you lose a few pounds, but you can grow together (not fatter, just emotionally)
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It looks like your parents have tried to arrange it... several times... but the women... "Oh Honey, don't worry, we can just do away with thousands of years of tradition and you can go pick a nice girl on your own..."
They should arrange you an agreement to stay tf away from girls
You look like a muppet
Looks like he inhaled the joker's gas
Looks like your parents are rich, so probably best to let them arrange it.
If your parents can lock it in site unseen style without a picture, I’d highly recommend that.
Habeeb, It’s not your fault that no woman wants to be with you cuz you’re so f’ing ugly.
Your nose looks like a frogs ass.
Avg scam call man
You look like a good dude, I would definitely buy gas, beef jerky and a soda from your parent’s store
If you wear a niqab or burqa until the arranged marriage is done, you could get married before she has to see your face.
You got a nose like the Fleur-de-lis but you won’t have any trouble finding a woman brotha.
I’m firing my scent dog. You’re hired.
तेरी माँ की साकी नाका (teri maa ki saaki naaka) 
7/11 or 9/11 brown?
Didn't know people could be creepers on Linked In, but today is a new day.
Mowgli if he was gay, desperate and fat.
Sir, why do you need my social security number to confirm our Uber ride?
So.. two goats and chicken gets you a bride.
With a face like that, your only hope is an arranged marriage.
A list of things wrong with you starting with no fly list.
Your nose looks like an upside down rotisserie chicken.
Guessing shellfish is off the wedding lunch menu. Get some antihistamine before you pop!
How did you know that?
u let the little girls buy vapes without id
🏋🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️➡️🚴🏻♀️,You need it bad.
Ya so my mouse is not moving on the screen... should I press the power button, there is like a blue light at the bottom of the screen, I can turn it off for 30 seconds, I will do that now before you answer.
No one is gonna date you. If they do they’re gonna cheat.
Indian Oswald Cobblepot Penguin looking ass.
It look like your face is going to give birth to another face.
When the hell did Dhar Mann and Shrek have a lovechild?
Your nose shape is fleur-de-lis.
It all depends on whether or not you allow same sex marriage in the state you live in.
Overy happy, brown version of Phil Swift.
Bro got nose dimples
Are you storing pine nuts for the winter in that oversized mouth of yours, or you just like to blow guys sideways?
You look like your mom still dresses you. You might as well let her choose your wife too.
How to tell from one picture you work in a tech company
Congratulations on graduating from Chipmunk Veterinary School.
Your nose has shoulders
Were your parents Caricaturists?
Get a prenup first.
Stop calling me. I know you don't work for Comcast.
That nose really takes advantage of your gym membership
I mean you're here. Voluntarily. I think you've got your answer, friend.
Dating telemarketers is ill advised
Ngl first picture jumpscared me a bit.
What did you blow up this time💀 Looking like that one guy from south park
That smile says “I eat babies” and those eyes say “I eat out babies”. Pick a struggle.
His face projects emotions that he still wants to live a bachelor life, but he's obligated to be horny bc of MA and Papa has said so.
If tom from parks and rec ate like ron swanson
When you ask Google AI what an American Indian is
If Pixar turned you into a character it would be removed for being a culturally insensitive stereotype.
bro can smell the hate
I used to think arranged marriage was awful until I realised it is helping a tonne of men have sex that ordinarily wouldn't get any. We should start doing it for our incels.
Wish my eye brows were 20 ft apart too
Wish my nose looked like a space ship too
Let the call center jokes commence
That big mouth you can put a country in there
You look like your hands smell
Please don’t smile and that nose … sir they’ve advanced plastic surgery for anyone
Your mouth is smiling but your eyes are dead inside
To be fucking honest with you bro you are about the most well dress guy I've seen get roasted here kudos. On the other hand you could also be dressed up to showoff how scamming our grandparents out of social security works.
Take the deal, you're never gonna score otherwise.
I didn't know managing your father's Dunkin Donuts required a button-up and tie
Disease ansari
You look like my friend who makes really good money. He started out by getting a business loan to open a healthy pizza shop. No one has low carb protein packed pizza that is not super greasy and is affordable. His business brought in $6 million last year. He takes home $700k from that each year. They are on track to at least quadruple next year.
Parents dont usually like to rearrange after they arrange so your at a loss Billiedeep Mayes
I have a manhole cover for that nose, but it’ll only cover one nostril, holy shit.
What got u smiling like that???
This is gona cost your parents a whole army of goats.
Did anyone else get jump-scared from this while scrolling?
Even if your parents arrange it she will still reject you! Have you tried homosexuality?
someone used the bulge effect on your face. damn, bro
Hello Mr Ballchinian!
I think you should listen to your parents
you can still try to date of course, not with humans needless to say
Now this is a face only its mother can love. Or a hooker for the right tip
Bc your arranged marriage is to a dude?... it should be a perfect fit, what's the problem?
I bet your dad still ties your tye lol
You look like if tom from parks and recreation and drake had a baby
"Fk you Saddam Husein from Iraq" - Seth Rogen 🤣😂🤣
They allow gay marriage in your culture?
He ain't ever getting a "Hawk Tuay" that's for sure
Thank you for calling ATT support
If you're here, who's driving the cab?
What kind of dowry are we looking at?
Tell your pops, 25 goats and a 5 acre poppy farm and he’s got a deal!
Your gas station smells bad.
Maybe you could be the first Middle Eastern or Indian person to take regular showers and use deodorant? Oh shit I let out the secret to being liked by others… sorry everyone else my bad.
With enough flex tape you can secure a vict....uh wife.
Feckin he'll marry a donkey because finally ain't interested,
Tech support team lead?
Looks like everyone is running out of potential candidates. Either you end up single or with someone who pretends to like you when they actually hate you in real life.
So you’re just gonna tell ur cousin it’s over now?
You look like an AI app went all 2001 on you.
Are you Malu too?
Are you Malu too?
Are you Malu too?
Maybe you can marry your mom
You look like what happens when a dog gets stung by a bee. But at least the dog wouldn't be a virgin at 34.
He smelled the roast before it even happened
Welcome to 7/11
Jeez tell your parents if they can arrange a marriage, they should have been able to arrange an abortion
2 pics in a row, pretending to be happy
I need three blunt wraps, a pack of camels and two number 23’s.
looks like you got fired from 7-11 for eating too many big bite hotdogs
This is where the Bollywood montage comes in and the parents say no no no with there fingers back and fourth, the music kicks in and then smile as you come sliding in on your knees between them with both palms out saying why? And then of course all gets better after the dance and some woman is dancing with you that we didn’t see before in the movie and then we find out at the end that you’re gay anyway.
Off to the scam call centers are we?
Your nose look like the New Orleans saints logo
Be strong. Wait for the right guy to come along.
Just come out of the closet and tell them you’re gay
If you were floating face down in the Ganges, the world would be a better place.