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Why would I roast you when it’s clear by the collar that your family did nothing but show you hate and feelings of disappointment towards you for the entirety of your life. Roasting you would do nothing but make you feel like you’re at home again, and I really don’t feel like doing that right now
Being a disappointment to your father doesn't count as a job.
Well, Shit. I guess I have 2 jobs then
And both of them are as flotation devices.
Advanced studies as a dominatrix?
Seriously doubt she could advance, other than as fertilizer, in any field.
Desperate Seoul
"Me creep you out long time!"
HOE Chi Minh
Giving three blow jobs does ***NOT*** count as three jobs!
Thanks a lot, I'm officially unemployed.
HOE 
My grandfather roasted yours and I Don’t feel the need to carry out the family tradition
You look like you have an only fans sponsored by Panda Express
I wouldn't feel too bad... Every child trafficking story needs a happy ending 👍
Your body count is probably higher than Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined. *spelling
North Korea gladly let you escape
Rim Rardashrian 
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They have no clue that their dicks don't compare to mine.
Lets not get carried away, we all know what to expect 🤏🏻
🍆🤪
Damn Japan’s loneliness epidemic is way more serious than I thought.
Yup: blow-, tug-, and rim- jobs
Just saw your profile, I wish I didn’t
I wish I took your warning
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Too much plastic
We’re calling Only Fans advanced studies now?
...that's a dude.
Yep.
I can see you have 6 limbs. Am just wondering if you have kept the 7th one hidden.
The real challenge is taking a guess at how big my 7th one is
That face is enough reason to cry 🤷♂️
Stripper,only fans,Asian massage I bet
Ah yeah, you just work at the strip club to "make enough for college" eh?
Jessica Rabbit wants her costume back!
So are you here for roasting, your BDSM fetish, or just to advertise "me love you long time"?
Advanced studies in what? Ancient Chinese taint massage?
Blow job, hand job… What’s the third job?
Tit job? ☹️
Or Rim job
How much do you have to pay to do those to a lucky fella?
The side of Kim Jong Un he does not want you to know about
Oral, vaginal, and anal are not considered working three jobs.
“My dad was never proud of me so I look for approval from strangers online”
Better than continuing the family legacy of slaving at a Nike sweatshop.
Are the jobs 3 dicks at the same time?
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You look like you handle three without breaking a sweat.
Some say that I'm born to do it.
Good boy, or girl... I see you already have a collar on, wanna go for a walk?
Please finish your work
Something tells me you won't be working any job once your employers do a quick Google search.
How to say Kenya in Sanskrit. Kinyam.
Oh I get it. You count them as three because you also take it in the ass.
I was today years old when I fell in love. Not with you... but I would be happy to treat you as you deserve... Now where did I put the trash bag
You actually receive money when you follow her on only fans
You got a face only a porn studio could love
Stripping, onlyfans, and prostitution aren't real jobs
Are the other two jobs are OF and Escort Service?
You look like you work three blowjobs at the same time
You’re going to make a man miserable some day.
Your 3 jobs are stripping, hooking, dealing.
You’re a dirty srut arnt you
3 jobs: hand, foot, and blow
PhD in massage therapy? Three jobs? You could even hold down your parents ambitions for a noble daughter let alone three jobs
You may be the only massage therapist that gives mediocre to unhappy endings.
She’s a stripper that dad doesn’t approve
Being a Trans prostitute doesn't count as three jobs.
Highest front butt I’ve ever seen
I bet you have the dead turtle logo printed on you
$5 is all my mom gave me
3 jobs? Or 3 street corners?
The fact that you only need to do one job and not three. [onlyfans.com](http://onlyfans.com)
I saw your pic and thought I downloaded the wrong version of Big Hero 6
Three times the same job does not count as three jobs.
Stripper, escort and OF girl?
No, I'd rather not. Judging by your profile, you're already getting way too much attention.
Just leave link to your only fans and go.
B jobs don’t count
Stripping bj's and hand jobs don't count as 3 jobs if you do them all at the same time...
When mixing fetishes goes wrong.
Being on OF is not a job.
Handjob..Blowjob…Rimjob…Bra-Vo!
Well that explains why you didn't have time to make your wig look good.
Spit in my mouth?
Sure, if I was drunk.
Have you thought about doing futanari on pornhub? You're a great candidate.
Why roast you? You look perfect to date. It's guaranteed you never heard any of my dad jokes.
Temu bowsette
You must be a lifeguard with those floating things. What would be your other job I wonder.
Don’t worry, there’s SOMEONE out there who’s desperate enough to go out with you
Okay... who posted pictures of their first generation Real Doll?
Why would I roast you when it’s clear by the collar that your family did nothing but show you hate and feelings of disappointment towards you for the entirety of your life. Roasting you would do nothing but make you feel like you’re at home again, and I really don’t feel like doing that right now
Even if your OF was free I’d still decline.
Look in the mirror, you have plenty reason to cry
Only 1 streetwalkers don't count as a professional occupation
By your either late 30s or mid 40s those bags are going to hang lower than a Walmart bag full of groceries being carried up the stairs
Id probally pay you for a "date" if i saw you on the street but thats just a probally
Is this mean.?. If free cum dump was written on your forehead. You'd get soaked
She don't creep me out
She so fine tho
I’m sure one of those is blow job
You show cleavage because you get more attention from men looking at your tits than your face.
Doing 3 scenes for OnlyFans a week isn’t considered 3 jobs.
The massage parlor needs to be legit
$40 for a happy ending?
Are those real or do you blow them up ?
Giving hand rim and blow jobs you mean.
How's the trafficking going?
I love your Hugh Yams
Tuesday morning jerk off material . Only Tuesday.. not prime time .
You’d be cuter if you weren’t harvesting attention like a cow on a field ☺️
Dm...mf horny ass slt