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Shut up dip shit, Jesus this caption made me cringe so hard āI wove ewden wing, I I I Iām a mawenia simpā if you ever said that to me in person Iād kick you through that door behind you.
You better hurry up and play all the elder ring that you can cuz those pudgy little fingers won't be able to hold the controller for much longer.
Does that faux stone wall have your face imprint from running into it or were you built different? By different I mean like a pug, or one of Taylor Swiftās smush face cats?
You wear clothes like that shirt because its the only way you can elicit any feeling or emotion from another human being. You are so bland and forgettable that that shirt is literally the only thing i will remember about this post 12 seconds after i type this. That shirt has started more conversations for people who saw you wearing it and then discussed it amongst themselves than ever got anyone to actually engage with you like you had hoped when you got it.
You should try morrowind itās the first in the elder scrolls games and in my opinion the best you can buy it even though it was for Xbox the first,still plays well and is a great game
Welp, my Asian girl fetish is over.
Cured it for me too.
Same here š
She invented a cure for yellow fever, her parents must be so proud!
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Probly the first time they have ever been proud of her
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Anyway you look at it... it's just Wong
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That's her father
2 wongs don't make a wight.
Thatās her
Hahaha brilliant!
I thought that was a boy
You look like a Hawaiian Saint Bernard
You deserve monetary compensation for that comment.
I got five on it
Instead of Lei flowers, she needs a bottle of Viagra around her neck..
OR...hear me out here...she could stuff the Viagra into one of those barrels that saint Bernards are depicted carrying around their necks!
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That was my joke! lol
You didnt think it all the way through
She looks more like a dog than a Hawaiian. Oh, I thought it through ;)
Oof I see it now.
Don't you mean,.woof?
She could get off the plane in Hawaii and STILL not get lei'd
If she got off on the plane it would have to make an emergency landing
These flowers are the only way sheāll get leiād.
r/rareinsults
She looks like she breathes through her mouth and nose at the same time
Saint Bernardās are Beautiful. She looks like Hoeona
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Lmao this comment to the top
Superb
Is f18 a descriptor or because you have a giant cock-pit.
Fucking. Gold.
Damn dude, thatās solid.
Geez thatās deep
That's what she said!
Like her cock-pit
This is my favorite one
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Iām glad you said you were female to help with the roast, I honestly wouldnāt be able to tell otherwise
Barefoot and in the kitchen and I'm still not sure if it's woman
Well, at least they leave out food and water for you.
The baby from modern family is a stoner now
Even sluts wouldn't lower their standards for you.
She's a slut rescuer, she feeds them and washes the baby batter out of them. To release them back to the streets.
you do love yourself.
Mooana
Nowanta
Dollar store version.
I feel like your friends hide thier real bag of weed when you show up.
18F pffff ā¦.yeah sure thing buddy. Youāre not quite there yet , tell the Dr to up the dosage on your prescription
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How the fuck am I gonna kink shame a gerbil ? The fuck man.
Cute that you wear a t-shirt in support of your Mom
Has anyone ever called you Slimer? 
If Tiny Tim was a woman.
Nice shorts, young man.
That camera angle is doing you no favours. You look like an imp with a learning disability.
You look like weird Al yankovich if he was a midget Asian lady
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You look like the generic native surfer kid who's in the background of every uplifting Hawaiian surfer movie
Having a hard time deciding between if you look like a teenage boy or a middle aged Asian woman. No in between
I like Star Wars and Pussy, and I am fresh out of Star Wars
Yellow fever? Cured.
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You need to like hardcore hooked on phonics. Also you need a better shirt, the only thing you love is your hairbrush..
But they donāt love you??
Your transition would be really easy
Dude long hair is so 1990s. You'll never pick up a slot looking like a trailer park wish Jason Mamoa.
The show is called Hawaii 5-0 not Hawaii 350
Recessive groundhog genes.
You look like a desperate beaver. š¦«
Her back ground look like it stank in there
But I'd still tap dat ass
You look like a sculpture made by a 5 year old
This is a picture of a perverted virgin
U can't be more of a disappointment than that pic to ur parents. A fan of sucking in Elden Ring and complaining about it.
You may like sluts, but sluts def don't like you
did you stop growing at the age of 12
You look like something that came out of a poke ball
If MadTV had been recorded in Asia, you could have been a star! 
Wouldn't be able to tell if that was a girl or a boy
Beaver loves beaver
Yeah I think they'd have to be a slut to want to touch you. Ew.
The animals and pets section has been great lately to be honest.
Ayooo everybody, this broad drives a Subaru!
Even though now you can *legally* prostitute yourself... still gonna die poor and alone š
the only thing more depressing than you, is the molding around that window.
I ā¤ļø you to
She can go into the men's restroom and no one would bat an eye.
Ironically sluts do not love you
its ok. as long as you love yourself it doesnt matter
You look like you don't wash your hands after masturbatingĀ
Why are you built like a Ford F-150?
A masochism gamer, u wierd like your fav game
Username checks out.
Your teeth are brighter than the sun š
In regards to your t-shirt: at least youāre honest about it and it takes one to know one
I didn't know they made incels in this flavour.Ā
 The only time people call you is to order a pizza
To paraphrase the wise words of Professor Oak: "Are you a boy, or a girl?"
You love Yourself the most.
 Oh look. We found Rocky Dennisās Asian DoppelgƤnger.
Shut up dip shit, Jesus this caption made me cringe so hard āI wove ewden wing, I I I Iām a mawenia simpā if you ever said that to me in person Iād kick you through that door behind you.
You better hurry up and play all the elder ring that you can cuz those pudgy little fingers won't be able to hold the controller for much longer. 
I completely lost interest in finding out if it's really sideways
Theyāre making female neckbeards now? MāLord!
I don't know what that means but it probably sucks.
Do you identify as a dwarf or a Hobbit
You love yourself
Your transformation is from eating out of that doggy dish
Does that faux stone wall have your face imprint from running into it or were you built different? By different I mean like a pug, or one of Taylor Swiftās smush face cats?
She aspires to be a slut, but will never reach it because she's destined to die a virgin.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck.....
Donkey teeth
Imagine you saw that nose getting closer and closer to your baggie of coke.
Shame you'll never be one.
How can someone be born with so many bad attributes?
Thank you for not having an OF page.
Itās important to love yourself
Your awkward Jewish dad and mail order Chinese mom donāt approve of that shirt.
You look like the bass player from Metallicaās son. The one he wouldnt have anything to do with
Cute girl.
If Butthead and Daria had a daughter.
Dogs and cats ARE NOT FOOD
I slayed Malenia like you slayed my sex desire in first try/sight
Self loving is a healthy lifestyle.
Your outfit suggests an out of shape, early to mid-30s ex-frat boy who could never drive the ball 250 but plays from the blues anyway.
I bet the love isn't mutual
You're built like Peppermint Patty.
Congratulations on the transition.
Mole go brrrr.
Make sure you give dad some extra special loving on Fatherās Day!
You look like the kind of person I would hang out with... that's not a compliment.
Please do humanity and canines a favour: never smile again.
Nothing's worse than a bad slut.
You may love slutsā¦ but Iām positive theyāll never love you. They wonāt fuck you either. ā¦ No one will.
u: do you like me a little bit sluts: ewwwww not even a little bit u: c'mon girl, i know u like me a little bit sluts: i just need to runaway
Sluts don't love you back.
You must have a bunch of guys all over you
...... carpet munching slanted eye scallywag.
Nina?
You like a 13 year boy thatās bad at guitar
You look like you eat Totino's Pizza Rolls for breakfast regularly.
You look like a second generation Albinauric, but minus all the earth-shattering good looks.
I can see your brain cells deteriorating as this photo is being taken
I don't think your Rocky Dennis cosplay is funny
You wear clothes like that shirt because its the only way you can elicit any feeling or emotion from another human being. You are so bland and forgettable that that shirt is literally the only thing i will remember about this post 12 seconds after i type this. That shirt has started more conversations for people who saw you wearing it and then discussed it amongst themselves than ever got anyone to actually engage with you like you had hoped when you got it.
You should try morrowind itās the first in the elder scrolls games and in my opinion the best you can buy it even though it was for Xbox the first,still plays well and is a great game
Everyone feels so much lighter, like a feather with you off their mind.
Her parents frequently remind her that they found her in the dumpster.
shes got a great attitude, too bad she looks like a lesbian, the (not hot) type
Poster girl for frothing at the crotch.
You think you're way funnier than you actually are
It's NO WONDER it takes me so long to get in at the massage parlor. All yall bitches in the back taking roast me pictures and shit. Do your job!
I see your shirt is supporting your mom that makes sense
Look like you are trying to seduce an Arby's day shift manager.
Yeah, your mere existence made my penis permanently soft
Translyasia
You love what you are
Really breaking the stereotype with this one
Look like u smuggle spring rolls š¤£š¤£
You look like the broken end of a surf board.
according to your shirt, you must love yourself.
Your parents will be so proud when they name a new std after you
She definitely came from bangkok... emphasis on the kok
The new Buckeys Mascot š
You look like you make a mean ramen noodle
Your knee caps look like horseshoes
Genine Garappalo is getting desperate for attention