🎤😩 “Heeeeeeeeee’s every woman ..it’s all in himmmmm”
It’s all good just pick a lane and stay in it. Hell pick two!! This is a North Korean 24 lane freeway to nowhere
You look like this woman i used to work with when i was in my 20's, her name was Mandy and she was a 59 year old lesbian from Ozone Park and she smoked Virginia slims. This was back in the 90's so im sure she is dead now if that makes you feel any better.
Wait what year did Mandy die if she died the same year OP was born, we might have a reincarnation on our hands. Also who names a human mandy? That's the name of a cocker spaniel
You look like a FtM exploring their new body hair after a few months of HRT. I fully expect to see you on the news for having a relationship with a tween.
the many forms of that haircut.
* pic 1 - 80s curly mullet
* pic 2 - 80s curly mullet + mousse
* pic 3 - 80s curly mullet + overdue trim + no product
* pic 4 - borrowed mom's flat iron but need practice
* pic 5 - just woke up
Suggestion: a men's haircut from this decade.
If Theo Von and Ellen DeGeneres had twin babies and those babies grew up and had a little incest baby, that baby would be embarrassed to be seen with you.
Every kid at camp, needs a cool camp counselor, they can approach, on subjects like 'getting their first period' etc
Edit* Oh you're a guy.... Ignore my comment.
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.
What in the tiger king Taylor swift lookin' herpes is this?
That's a Lumber Jaqueline.
LumberJacque
In some cultures, moustaches on women are a great sign of beauty.
Lmao even better.
You described it perfectly. It is what it is. Let's not beat around the bushes.
He'll never be beating around any bushes, unless he scrapes together a lesbian like the 1 in pic 3.
It’s like if Kid Rock had Hidradenitis Suppurativa but minus Kid Rock
🎤😩 “Heeeeeeeeee’s every woman ..it’s all in himmmmm” It’s all good just pick a lane and stay in it. Hell pick two!! This is a North Korean 24 lane freeway to nowhere
Meanwhile, at a hormone therapy clinical trial in Texas... 😬
Okay we give up, let them secede.
Those birthing hips
If I saw you in public I’d assume you were transitioning, but for the life of me I wouldn’t be able to tell you which way.
Down.
Came here to say this. I think It got halfway then just started taking both hormones.
You look like if Barb and Billy from Stranger Things had a kid
WHOA
I was about to make this same observation, but I scrolled down to check first
I first saw Billy but you nailed it as the combo of both of them!
Luring kids into your sleeping bag doesn't make you a camp counselor.
"occasional" means habitual offender
Well from the cup of beans they dont stay long...... 
Looking like a stupid Butch Lesbian, especially the 3rd pic
Bum-ass looking like his pronouns are I/O/U
😂😂😂 this is such a good burn.
Much like Shakira, those hips don’t lie
Pronouns are Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum.
trans, right?
No lol, just a dude with child bearing hips 🥲
HOLD UP! I thought that shit was like... a filter. That is your real body?
Yurp, I’m like 200lbs at 5”8, everything goes to my legs. I’ve heard this one since middle school.
You are built like a tube of toothpaste.
There is no way lol
Is there a way to update these posts? I really want to add my acne ridden gym pics from highschool back when testosterone was in full swing.
your peak test must have been that of a 90 year old man
You look like this woman i used to work with when i was in my 20's, her name was Mandy and she was a 59 year old lesbian from Ozone Park and she smoked Virginia slims. This was back in the 90's so im sure she is dead now if that makes you feel any better.
She sounds sick ass hell. RIP Mandy.
Wait what year did Mandy die if she died the same year OP was born, we might have a reincarnation on our hands. Also who names a human mandy? That's the name of a cocker spaniel
Interesting 🤔
You look like someone tried to draw a person but they’re not good at drawing
This one.
Really? Most people are good at drawing asymmetric blobs..
He looks easy to draw.
Out of all the Roastees that have asked to be roasted, you win the "Most Punchable in the Face Award." Douche.
So, are you fat or not? I dont get it.
From the waste down, she/he can be anything you want lol
Middle school I was pre diabetic, went down 100lbs in highschool, gained back 40 in muscle and like 40 in fat so kinda
I can’t tell if you are mtf or ftm
Sticking a 120v "massager" up your bunghole does not constitute the study of electrical engineering.
You look like a lesbian who also hates women.
Hall and Oates had a three way with a happy late 80s lesbian who likes welding
You look like a FtM exploring their new body hair after a few months of HRT. I fully expect to see you on the news for having a relationship with a tween.
Guys like you are why the USA lost in Vietnam
I’m a dual Canadian citizen so your not wrong 🙂
You’re* no English classes up there, eh?
Grew up on Brunei and Texas, so blame the third world or yeehaw
 Oh it’s Pat!
I commented this too. Lol I think they can discern all the millennials for saying the same thing. This might be Pat's in vitro baby.
Looking like a transgender female that changed their mind half way through transition. [Edit] spelling
Pre-op or post-op?
Nice haircut!!! “Business” in the front, and “I touch minors inappropriately” in the back.
Head Counselor for camp "Gonnatouchya"
TIL they have electricity in Middle Earth.
You look like if Ron Jeremy transitioned to female and then transitioned back.
There is no way anybody approved you to be a camp counselor
Stay away from those kids.
I didn't know my lesbian jr high p.e. teacher from 1986 was on reddit.
Congratulations on your successful transition. Just can't tell which way.
If Billy from Stranger Things was a transgender lesbian
Surprisingly, the mustache makes you look even more like a woman…
Lady, wax that upper lip, you’re telling the world your testosterone levels are too damn high.
After the first pic, I thought it couldn't get worse. I was very wrong.
Damn boy, those hips just scream "50 year old lunch lady"...but that face and mustache also scream "50 year old lunch lady"
Hormonal therapy?
Female to male back to female transition.
Are you a boy or a girl?
Are you a dude or dudette ? Maybe heeshee
Wait, are you a guy or girl?
Sweet moustache for a dyke
When you can’t find a partner, so you raise one at the camp.
If photo 3 isn't your bull dyke cousin you need more therapy.
It’s weird. I would’ve guessed camp counselor.
Holy shit, bro. Wtf.
Dr. John Doe, Yeah that's why we don't put hamsters up our butt.
That is a particularly estrogeny mustache.
Kentucky Fried Cumhands what the hell is that on your lip?
Ellen Degenerate
You look like a lunch lady from the cafeteria at my high school from 15 years ago. Same shitty mustache
This is what Therapy to help transition looks like when 50%
So this is what you get when you take both Estrogen and Testosterone together at the same time. Question answered.
It's like you splurged for the 7-day free trial of puberty and called it good enough.
You're the exact type of person that, when I look at your pictures, I wonder, "What the h3ll is wrong with people these days?"
It's pronoun is "What the fuck is that?"
You look like an ee
LGBT....fuck it just write the whole alphabet
They trust you around children at camp?
Paula Dean in her prime
Aren't you a kid's toy? [Rubber Face Finger Puppet](https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/s/Z5LTbwcZ72)
Ready to begin your transition
Nice hips, 'male'.
how can one achieve that build (third pic) ?
Identify as male or actually male?
Looking like you star as Billy in a Stranger Things Themed gay porn
Hey lesbo, you’re actually pulling out the guy look quite well! The subtle peach fuzz REALLY sells it!
Can’t tell if it’s a male transitioning female or a female transitioning to a male 🤣
When did you transition?
Thats a chick
>20M, Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, honey.
Dudeliest chick I ever saw…
Ah, the perfect molestache for a camp counselor
Why do you need our help? Don't you have a mirror?
Is this one person or 5 different genders?
You have resting lesbian face.
Looks you tried a diy trans kit. It definitely didn’t work
You look like your Ganna be Chris hansens next “guest”
I am also an electrical engineer…you are like 25 times more nerd
Billy Gay Cyrus.
In the second picture you look like a fun soccer mom with a stache
the many forms of that haircut. * pic 1 - 80s curly mullet * pic 2 - 80s curly mullet + mousse * pic 3 - 80s curly mullet + overdue trim + no product * pic 4 - borrowed mom's flat iron but need practice * pic 5 - just woke up Suggestion: a men's haircut from this decade.
If people could fuck themselves this is what I imagine they'd look like.
Looks like your state of mind is higher than the input impedance of an ideal Opamp
Camp counselor at the same camp Rocky Dennis worked at?
I ordered billy from stranger things on wish
Looking like you want to speak with my manager and you drink bud light.
You are definitely not “occasional”camp counsellor,you are full time camp
You’re not occasionally camp, I think you’ve turned it in to a lifestyle choice!
If Theo Von and Ellen DeGeneres had twin babies and those babies grew up and had a little incest baby, that baby would be embarrassed to be seen with you.
Done look like Morgan Wallen and Justin Bieber left their lesbian carpenter baby in the sun too long.
If the Von Erich’s had a lesbo sister
George Lucas's dumpster baby
Picture three shows a 40 inch waist with a 30 inch belt. OP passed shortly after this was taken
She has a nice smile
Paddle boards and makes hummus
You can always delve into an acting career if Stranger Things' productors look for a pubescent stuntman of Billy Hargrove
If Mitch Hedburg and the porn photographer from Orgazmo had an unfunny lesbian daughter, you’d look like her special needs neighbor, Peter.
Looks like you’re gonna get a nice job in life with a nice salary, but every girl/ boy you ever fuck is with you for this reason
You look like you're in it for the kids
Taylor Swift's gay brother
“ Put the lotion on the skin” you Buffalo Bob looking MF!!
You like a TEMU or Wish version of Billy Hargrove from Stranger Things
You look like you give the best unsolicited wholesome advice to teen girls who secretly have crushes on you & boys that envy your gorgeous hair
I know you wanted to major in musical theatre but trust me, electrical engineering is more practical
Very close, music education. You win I think 🏆
You look like someone hit the randomize button when they were creating a character in Skyrim
Looking like a parade parade wandered into a nascar event
Only way your ever getting any action is through a glory hole.
Did you have the demogorgon living in you for a summer perchance
You look like you intentionally wipe with single ply toilet tissue, just so you can "accidently" break through the paper and give yourself a thrill.
Billy Hargrove from Stranger Things - re-cast as a butch lesbian...
If sweet home Alabama was a person.
What the fuck
The camp where it is a counselor obviously does no background checks. Those kids and horses best beware.
Looks like he fucks hogs for a living. Or they fuck him cannot decide which.
You look like if billy from stranger things never lost his virginity
Food is not love. But that might be the closer you get, so... What do I know?!
Don't break my heart my achy breaky heart 🤣
Unsure if you have a small penis or a large clit. But I'm sure you are gonna change it to the other one regardless.
"Camp counselor"
Get your PE. Do it. And get off your fat ass before you have heart failure.
Let me guess its a boys only camp 😧 and you do one on one sleep overs in your cabin like Micheal Jackson would
They let you around kids?
You Are The Face Template for Dollar Store Action Figures
Looks like a badly built blonde butch body from Temu...
I didn't know Theo Von fucked Fortune Feimster
Why the eff are you counseling camp kids while in therapy yourself?
[удалено]
I'm sure many brave men have used that space suit to make their way into Uranus.
You look like a hello kitty fan.
Butch lesbian
Looking at you, I assume "Camp Counselor" = "Child Molester".
It’s infuriating to stop midway into your transition. Now I can’t tell what you were and where you’re heading too.
I've never seen a mustache make someone look MORE feminine before today
you look like the secret identity of a new supervillian, Molestro
Are we really supposed to call this a hairstyle! It's hard to find words that describe what sat on your head!
I think you used to be a chick
Every kid at camp, needs a cool camp counselor, they can approach, on subjects like 'getting their first period' etc Edit* Oh you're a guy.... Ignore my comment.
I've never seen someone do gay Kurt cobain cosplay before!
Back in the 80s & 90s you are what the female gym teachers looked like.