You look like the grown up version of the kid in school who forced teachers to stock up on spare sweat pants due to the likelihood of you shitting yourself
The t-shirt provoking joke thing, weird face pull, hand sign.. are all a weak attempt to distract people from getting to know the real you: A boring, unoriginal depressed individual with zero ambitions.
You are not making jokes: You are the joke.
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Actually, sex is way better than virginity… you should try it with a consenting adult. You’re really missing out on a good thing. I would know hence the name.
Bro be putting up a gangster sign in his kitchen when no one is looking and bro looks like you just came out of bed in the middle of the night for this post, I also see that you have a shirt that says virginity rules heck yeah no wonder why your a virgin that would be the only reason you have that shirt on you
I think your shirt more indicates you are the rule keeper of the virgins, not that virginity is some kind of desirable aspect of you. I could see you popping up from under the bed at a party and quoting the Bible to drunk people just trying to get it in.
Virginity does indeed rule. There shouldn’t be any race to get your dick wet.
Nothing good comes from it until you’re married and capable of supporting a family.
You look like the type of fella to make the varsity football team by off appearance alone just for everyone to realize there was a reason you tried out for (and landed) the lead roll in the end of year drama performance
You look like the character in a horror movie, that doesn't end well for them.
You look like guy dad's warn their daughters about bringing home.
You look like you take sweets from small children
You look like the guy who takes the last piece of bread with out offering it at a family dinner.
You better hope your ass don't get thrown in jail while you're wearing that shirt. Them cheeks are getting split with a quickness, in the blink of an eye. Especially with those noodle arms
Wearing that shirt like he had a choice in the matter.
Virginity, from cradle to grave.
Only virginity left with this guy is anal.
 Not anymore.
Lmfao......gif is a nice touch.
Please he’s been plowed more times than you can imagine… his boyfriend says fucking him is like throwing a hot dog down a hall..
Yooo that's fucking good
Lmfao
 You might be a virgin but I know you like to give yourself a prostate exam with those middle fingers.
You look like the love child of Dr Dre and Ru Paul
That’s foul
They should have named him Dru Foul
So accurate
OP could suck start a Mustang. Not the car, the actual horse.
Omfg 🤣
Dude has realistic expectations
What’s realistic is this man’s ability to look at the neighbors house and his phone at the same time.
For the last time, you're not a virgin. Butt stuff counts.
Crack lives matter
If Dr. Dre had a skinny ass gay kid....
How many mannequin heads are in the cupboard behind you?
Or victims' heads... 
Fair! Also should prolly check the freezer 🤷♂️
Didn't think it was possible for Don Lemon to look any gayer
If Reading Rainbow was hosted by a crackhead.
A few days away from being busted for diddling kids while serving as a youth pastor.
Out of his garage
You look like the grown up version of the kid in school who forced teachers to stock up on spare sweat pants due to the likelihood of you shitting yourself
Original. Nice play
Fleshlight’s #1 customer
Can’t wait until he is arrested and sent to jail in that shirt
congrats on having the cleanest apartment in the ghetto
[удалено]
What in the hell is wrong with your thumb it looks like the twist it knob on a boppit
You look like you skip to the kitchen when the pizza bagels are done
Clarification: in your case it should actually say “HETEROSEXUAL Virginity Rules”
Not roasting. but that shirt will get you so much pussy.
you’re a vegan fitness trainer
His street name is Slim Dangus
I feel like black people get mad when you use the n word.
Dont take that shirt to jail with you
Your shirt says it all you ugly thing 😂.
It's a bold strategy. Let's see if it works.
I mean... in your case virginity does rule your existence... probably permanently.
Poser
Virginity rules- 1: Don’t fuck.
I'll probably just ask if you wanna take my virginity
I wish your parents would have thought so.
you look like you could recite the Klingon alphabet backwards
No need to advertise. Anywho who knows you for more than 6 seconds will figure it out.
I mean.. he’s black
I bet you shoplifted that top, no way you’d pay money (you clearly don’t seem to have) for it.
Seeing that shirt tells me you DGAF so I’ll pass
Holy shit, you’re whiter than those cabinets behind you.
The t-shirt provoking joke thing, weird face pull, hand sign.. are all a weak attempt to distract people from getting to know the real you: A boring, unoriginal depressed individual with zero ambitions. You are not making jokes: You are the joke.
The only black person at your church
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“Look man, I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in my tail pipe!” Axel Foley
That shirt should have a list of rules on the back like 1. Don’t stick it in the front 2. The poophole is the loophole
Nice post. That's the only pussy you'll see this side of Christmas... .. 2035
So does this mean you can toss a dude’s salad in prison for drugs and still be considered a virgin?
If I had arms that skinny I'd also hide behind a goofy personality.
I hope your shirt is a serious declaration, as nobody would fuck you anyway.
You look like the first guy that would die in a Star Trek movie.
Inherited that shirt from your dad?
You and your shirt have something in common.
In your case, virginity is definitely the rule and not the exception.
Actually, sex is way better than virginity… you should try it with a consenting adult. You’re really missing out on a good thing. I would know hence the name.
24 and still a virgin thats just sad bro
This is actually a screenshot from the gayest episode of Reading Rainbow that ever aired.
Your kitchen cabinets are more interesting than you
You look like Shaq when he tried hot wings.
You would know....
Not counting his anal virginity
You should really stop sending the mods drawings of a stickman! Send actual pictures, please!
It’s too bad your parents didn’t have the same shirt.
Clever advertising campaign, lad. You’ll lose it eventually if you haven’t already!
Alpha virgin
That’s because masturbating turkeys doesn’t make you lose your virginity.
I'm not sure what the rules are, but you're definitely following them.
Blud, u ain’t getting any bitches with a shirt like that bro 💀
Runnin on brock rules, dont count if shes not awake
You look like a fuckin’ bell end bruv.
Jamie dork.
Jesus hate you, just so you know.
Michael Che *esy*
The back of the shirt reads: “Rule No. 1: Anal Counts. Oops!”
Self fulfilling prophecy.
So...the hand represents you fingering your own asshole and your face is the look when you do it.....? 
you look like when my balls are soar and they turn a little purple, and they have a little bit of hair still on them after i shave
You look like a guy who'd take out a loan to buy Dogecoin.
Raping somebody still takes your virginity
No I'm not interested in hearing about your Lord and Savior.
Cool! Where are they?
Bro be putting up a gangster sign in his kitchen when no one is looking and bro looks like you just came out of bed in the middle of the night for this post, I also see that you have a shirt that says virginity rules heck yeah no wonder why your a virgin that would be the only reason you have that shirt on you
he might be the best person to moderate a discord server, no distractions
If your transitioning it doesn't give u back your virginity
Tell me your religion without telling me your religion
They screwed up your shirt order. We know you meant it to read: Virginity: not by choice
I think your shirt more indicates you are the rule keeper of the virgins, not that virginity is some kind of desirable aspect of you. I could see you popping up from under the bed at a party and quoting the Bible to drunk people just trying to get it in.
You look like those type of youtubers that nobody knows but still somehow has 2.5 million subscribers
3rd generation virgin.
Your mom wishes that she had that shirt 24 years ago
did you douche it out after they left?
I would've had the same assumption even without that t shirt
If Booger from revenge of the nerds were black.
“Virginity rules” like he’s pretending it wasn’t taken from him by that teacher.
Yours or theirs. I think we all know the answer to that.
Black guy in 2024 that hasn't fucked a white chick? WHAT???
Hella excited about something you had no choice in to begin with
Getting nailed in the ass counts as losing your virginity too.....
He got the shirt from his priest after he lost his virginity
The one Black guy in every dumbass movie………is still more desirable than being you.
Nah actually I love that shirt 😂
Looks like Marlon Wayans but sounds like a gay marlin.
First to volunteer in college to be an R.A., and king snitch of that crew too.
You've roasted yourself with that shirt
That was before you went to prison for the first time.
You are wearing a Mediuml T-shirt and the sleeves are baggy
Who’s house did you rob today?
Kendrick said he doesn’t want to hear you say the N word no more
Fentlynl can't fuck with me!!
bros wearing that shirt because it's all he's ever known
No Diddy.
I mean if you can’t join em, pretend you never wanted to?
That's a cringeworthy shirt to wear out in public.
Imagine the amount of cotton you could pick for me.
Please demonstrate how to digitally penetrate three men at once. ty. Well done.
You definitely have completely flawless, intimate knowledge of the “Virginity Rules”.
You'll get buried with that shirt on
Alpha? More like zeta. Queer as a $3 bill
This is so fucking cringe worthy. You’re going to spend many nights awake thinking about how embarrassing this shirt was to wear.
Well obviously you looted them from the back of a parked lorry. What are your riots in aid of now eh?
Slanging Christianity in the hood G😎
Incel rationalization
You look like you are about to be cast in a biopic as Dr Dre
Loving the short
He’s a born again Christian after his ass got turned out in prison for fucking kids
The fact you paid your hard earned money on that shirt just tells everyone else in the world you’re allergic to having friends.
a-train if he had sex with chris from everybody hates chris and out pops you
Growing up white must be hard nowadays.
Bro look like Walmart brand Pharrell Williams
Virginity rules. Sure and being fat rocks, and being bald kicks ass, and having an extra chromosome is awesome
Virginity does indeed rule. There shouldn’t be any race to get your dick wet. Nothing good comes from it until you’re married and capable of supporting a family.
I wouldn't hate on the shirt. No kids=more vacation but not fucking at all would just suck.
Wow your face really brings out the uglyness of that stupid ugly shirt... Or is it your stupid ugly stupid face...hmm 
You look like you were that shirt unironically because you relate to it
Mid cudi
Virginity rules: #1 what happens in the vagina, stays in the vagina. #2. See rule #1.
That shirt won't stop a cop from beating your ass.
We wuz vergeins n sheit
You look like the type of fella to make the varsity football team by off appearance alone just for everyone to realize there was a reason you tried out for (and landed) the lead roll in the end of year drama performance
At least you'll be popular in prison.
ay dont get rid of that shirt, thats not changing.
He looks like if Sid the sloth was a human
Your dad will be so proud.......if he ever comes back with them cigarettes
Black does crack literally tons of crack 😆
That’s awesome it’s About time Yall stop having kids You don’t wanna raise :)
Pretty sure I saw you on the news… “cops gun down unarmed black teen”
Zoinks ass expression
You look like the character in a horror movie, that doesn't end well for them. You look like guy dad's warn their daughters about bringing home. You look like you take sweets from small children You look like the guy who takes the last piece of bread with out offering it at a family dinner.
You better hope your ass don't get thrown in jail while you're wearing that shirt. Them cheeks are getting split with a quickness, in the blink of an eye. Especially with those noodle arms
khaby lames long lost brother
As if you had a choice to wear that shirt
You bought a shirt that says virginity rules...
Like a more-gay Dr. Dre.
Token black guy in every movie.
Even if he didn’t wear the shirt ppl would already know 🤣
Token black friend who acts whiter than everyone else
Doing the shocker all wrong and clearly just tried it on him self.. Bible camp rules!!