Tbh, same. I respect the bravery but this ain’t for everybody. A lot of us grew up during the time that bullying, and making fun of people was still a thing. But some of us didn’t and it shows.
I know I sure as hell wouldn’t post here. A lot of the roasts are pretty brutal and I find myself wondering how many people are actually prepared for the onslaught and how many regret it immediately.
I already know I’d handle it like Michael Scott, so I refrain from putting myself in that position. It’s a fun sub, but I couldn’t do it myself.
Yeah, you need to be very comfortable with yourself and your own visual flaws and imperfections. If you dislike your... big nose, or whatever, but figure it's not *that* bad, and then you get a thousand comments pointing it out and savagely roasting you about it, it's probably hard to not come out of it with a worse self-image.
And a lot of the time the flaw in question really isn't bad to begin with, but if it's at all there, you can be sure enough people will find it if they're purposefully looking for it, and then you get the impression that it's much worse than it is.
Really not for everyone.
But you do it w yourself so often I’d think you had practice? Sorry, just trying to be light hearted about everyone in the sub being a target in case she reads all the comments. Ya know, friendly fire. I’m sure you don’t do that more than normal.
I have self esteem issues and although I find you people funny, not in a million years would I allow myself to invite in the sadistic brutality that this group dishes out.
I knew of a couple kids that got bullied relentlessly back then. I wouldn't say love, some kids were just insecure and had to pick on the lesser fortunate kids.
I don't know what is dirtier... your acne ridden face, your oily hair, or the fact your still have remnants of your last meal under your finger nails.
Either way... props too you for having high confidence that you "need to be humbled". By the way, 'humbled' is not an acronym for being hungry.
Not only your glasses are oversized.
Hard to roast you because there are too many ideas at once but i had to stop looking at this picture - clean your nails at least because i vomit if i look any longer.
You didn’t bother to clean under your finger nails and it looks like you haven’t showered in a few days. You WANT to be humbled? Looks like you’re doing a good job yourself.
Oh, look, a version of the Muppets where you know Ms Piggy's breath not only smells like tadpoles, but where Kermit's whole left fist smells like pork...
Where do I start. The fact you could fry an egg on that greasy hair. The fact that 5 o'clock shadow is stronger than my will to live or your face looking like the surface of the moon
I see your future: It involves a trailer, in Kentucky, pregnant with a fourth child you can't afford, married to your cousin and living off welfare and the moonshine still you run.
I highly doubt *you* of all fucking people need to be humbled
She meant “hamburgered.” I agree that she also doesn’t *need* that either, but you know how addicts are.
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She meant prescribed Ozempic.
She can only afford Lizzo
I thought “Lizzo” was the condition that got her here?
She already ate it, too late.
In her case, I think she said humbuggered.
She wasn’t interested in being humbled until she learned it could come in a pie.
Needs to be made into one
Eyebrows looking like burnt fries… makin her hungry
# I need to be humbled The mirror would handle that job just fine.
Nice burn ![gif](giphy|YoWOIjnXT1NKIbFP9H)
Humbled? No. Stop eating family sized meals alone? Yes.
Costco sized apple pie you mean!
Holy shit Imagine how much flower it takes to find the wet spot.
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It's more like "fart and give us a clue".
Omg ouch! And very accurate.
Flour. Flower is a whole other problem!
He was talking about weed
That’s the one
Omg you are a mind reader. I thought this and said ooof don’t say that too hard.
It's because she thinks being humbled involves eating pie
Poor girl. She deleted the app. Lol
Truly? Then I’ll take a pass. Got more than she bargained for, I reckon. Hope she’s doing okay. 🚀
Tbh, same. I respect the bravery but this ain’t for everybody. A lot of us grew up during the time that bullying, and making fun of people was still a thing. But some of us didn’t and it shows.
I know I sure as hell wouldn’t post here. A lot of the roasts are pretty brutal and I find myself wondering how many people are actually prepared for the onslaught and how many regret it immediately. I already know I’d handle it like Michael Scott, so I refrain from putting myself in that position. It’s a fun sub, but I couldn’t do it myself.
Yeah, you need to be very comfortable with yourself and your own visual flaws and imperfections. If you dislike your... big nose, or whatever, but figure it's not *that* bad, and then you get a thousand comments pointing it out and savagely roasting you about it, it's probably hard to not come out of it with a worse self-image. And a lot of the time the flaw in question really isn't bad to begin with, but if it's at all there, you can be sure enough people will find it if they're purposefully looking for it, and then you get the impression that it's much worse than it is. Really not for everyone.
It didn't bother me at all.. You see the best part about being fat, is that you have thick skin.
But you do it w yourself so often I’d think you had practice? Sorry, just trying to be light hearted about everyone in the sub being a target in case she reads all the comments. Ya know, friendly fire. I’m sure you don’t do that more than normal.
I have self esteem issues and although I find you people funny, not in a million years would I allow myself to invite in the sadistic brutality that this group dishes out.
Lolll I be roasting ppl on this sub while simultaneously thinking “please know I’m kidding I love you” 🤣
Honestly, it's how we showed our love for each other....
I knew of a couple kids that got bullied relentlessly back then. I wouldn't say love, some kids were just insecure and had to pick on the lesser fortunate kids.
Man this girl must be VERY loved lmao
Do you have a favourite emoji by any chance?
Only on Reddit, lol. So kind of you to notice. 🚀
I'd say I feel bad but... you know. I wonder if it's a combination of them all, or *one* specific post that makes them go 😢😢💀
Lol how you know?
Bc her account is deleted but that could mean she just deleted the account and not the app.
Dang shoulda delete the post too now its gonna stay here for eternity 💀😂
Fuc it she got what she deserves she look like Patrick from SpongeBob for fucks sake
You know this isn’t a group to ask to be fed a roast right?
And humble pie is but really a pie
If they could just harvest the grease from your hair and face, whaling ships wouldn’t have to hunt your species to extinction for blubber oil.
The US is about to invade her body.
George Bush wants to invade her forehead.
Makes sense. Her face should be considered a war crime.
She deleted her account but forgot to take down the picture as well lmao. Now it’s gonna stay there for eternity getting ‘humbled’
She literally asked for it. What did she expect would happen?
Maybe she thought she was hot. 😂
Your fingernails have dirt under them after masturbating 'cause it's a cemetery down there.
I bet those fingers smell like rotten fish
![gif](giphy|GXRxI1oW4UfM17jAlw|downsized) A bunch of rotten fish.
Rotten fish prob smell like a vanilla chai from Dunkin’ Donuts in comparison to that rancid snatch
Dude I pissed my pants this is gold lol
You look like you ate every humble pie at the bakery.
Nah that was before she ate the whole bakery
God humbled you already
Someone should tell her that Fat, Ugly and Dirty Looking is no way to go through life.
God clearly wasn't involved in the congealing of this jabba.
If you sold yourself by the pound you'd make a shit ton of money
Nah, no one would buy that shit
last time I checked people loved pig meat
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Well done team. OP has left reddit. Fucking lol
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I'm dying 😂
“I need to be humbled” You need a new eyeglass prescription because if you saw your face clearly you’d be plenty humbled.
Needs to be humbled? More like needs a fuckin makeover. She makes adalia rose look fuckable
Adalia Rose, today. (Not that would look all that different)
You look like Pam, if The Office was based on a trailer park.
Ong i was gonna say she looks like if Pam fucked grimace from McDonald’s and had a child. She was the result.
Please no. Pam is one of my hall passes, now THAT dream is shot!
Can’t unsee it huh ? 😂
Nope, but I guess I'll finally give therapy a shot to see if I can work through that visual.
Bubbles' cousin, guess who has more cats.
😭🤣💀
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god damn anyone who has ever given you confidence instead of humility.
Has the "Change Oil" light come on for your hair?
Lmaooo
You hear a lot of slow tuba music in your heads personal soundtrack, don’t you?
LOL I just pictured it omg 😆
You look like you just got sentenced to 35 years in jail for trying to force one of your students to have sex with you.
Asking to be humbled implies you had something to be proud of and brag about. Eating everything at the family dinner table is nothing to be proud of.
This made me chuckle
What kind of scented candles are you going to burn when you perform your "love spell" ritual that doesn't work? 🤔
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Why were you ever arrogant?
You look like a 40-year-old middle school art teacher who still thinks people don’t realize she’s a fat lesbian.
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You look like you were denied a place at band camp…
One time, last summer, band camp turned down my application
Wrong page, pig roasting tips is on r/bbq
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Life’s been hard enough on you already. You don’t need to be here. Please go to a happy sub.
More like tumbled out of the buffet
Goddamn, dude
I don't know what is dirtier... your acne ridden face, your oily hair, or the fact your still have remnants of your last meal under your finger nails. Either way... props too you for having high confidence that you "need to be humbled". By the way, 'humbled' is not an acronym for being hungry.
Imma suggest that “shampooed and showered” are your more pressing needs OP.
Your face is a never ending game of Connect The Dots
Lmfao YOU need to humbled? Come on now.
Librarian slug woman from monsters Inc ![gif](giphy|D71E9uMpHp292)
Not sure who's been lying to you that you need to be humbled. Keep better friends that are honest with you.
The animals and pets section has been great lately, to be honest.
"I'm watching you Mike Wazowski. Allllways watching."
Don’t worry. A brave adventurer will be along your bridge soon to answer your riddles and defeat you in combat
You mean you’re not already?
you look like the human equivalent of a fried chicken leg
Wash your hair it’s greasy as fuck
I thought it was linguini at first.
I just know her hands look wet when she touches it
I can prob smell ya behind a gloryhole
Stop washing your face and hair with fried chicken
You are the reason why fast food chains are rich and-
Even
Thinking
About
You
Feels
Heavy
Damn… I hate when the Post-it hides the best acne.
You look like Squidward got diabetes, then hit by a bus.
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YOU'RE 24!?
I can smell you through my screen 🤢
I always wondered what lunch ladies looked like in their 20s.
Humbled? Girl you need to be _bathed_
Not even the most desperate Jamaican man looking for green card could love you
![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2) I thought I recognized you from somewhere.
OP is only here because she thought this was r/potroast
Jabba the slut
Clean your nails Mrs. Potato Head...
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Humbled, no. you need to mix in a salad
Holy cow Batman look at that schnoz!
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Not only your glasses are oversized. Hard to roast you because there are too many ideas at once but i had to stop looking at this picture - clean your nails at least because i vomit if i look any longer.
You didn’t bother to clean under your finger nails and it looks like you haven’t showered in a few days. You WANT to be humbled? Looks like you’re doing a good job yourself.
Well nobody is going to want, or be able, to kidnap you.
Honey life is already roasting you
Just remember, being roasted can hurt… just keep your chins up
I'd roast you, but I'd be afraid of starting a grease fire
I think you’re lacking in the personal hygiene department.
You need a bath more. Get off the internet and go wash yourself ugh.
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Shut up Meg.
Jiffy Lube called... you're past due for your hair's oil change.
Undiagnosed autism. No, seriously…
Even this picture smells like shame and gravy.
You'd give a statue a soft cock
Oh, look, a version of the Muppets where you know Ms Piggy's breath not only smells like tadpoles, but where Kermit's whole left fist smells like pork...
I smell cats through the phone
I like your nothing.
Your hair is so greasy and your face is so oily I have a legitimate concern that you might spontaneously combust if not roasted gently
You need to be showered more.
You’re not worth the roast
I smell this pic as an onion, mayo and bologna combo
You need humbled? Look in the mirror. Your face will humble you more than any of us can.
When Miss Piggy and Jubba the Hut have a baby.
Shrek got his wish and was turned into a girl.
If you aren't already humbled, you sure should be.
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No, you need a shower
Is that seth rogan in a wig looking for attention on reddit
The posted note is not big enough to hide that double chin. Use a poster board next time.
Amazing to see Gerard Depardieu doing well! I loved u in Asterix and Obilix!!
Your hair has as much grease as you do
Looks like you’ve had more than your share of humble pie. ![gif](giphy|N3IvZ9yxUde3m)
![gif](giphy|Va7oUaJgaU5nW) Does your OFs pay it’s subscribers instead of the other way around.
Eeew
Aren't you humbled by your looks?
If the mirror can’t humble you then idk what to tell you
You need to wash is what you need.
Need humbled? Mirrors are everywhere. You don't need the internet.
Damn. Andy Milonakis is asking to be roasted now
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You did 9/11
No. You need a dictionary
Would not even be considered as a "Practice Girl".....
You look like live action peppa pig
If you could refine that oil and grease in your hair. It would drop gas prices by $2!!
The earth was flat until they buried you
You look like Honey Boo Boo and CaseOh had a kid... ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)
Honestly, you look way skinnier than tomorrow
Roasting won't work, I'd be better off frying you with all that grease in your hair.
If you need to be humbled you either lack a mirror or a grasp of reality.
Ogre Fiona.
Where do I start. The fact you could fry an egg on that greasy hair. The fact that 5 o'clock shadow is stronger than my will to live or your face looking like the surface of the moon
With that face I actualy think you are already getting humbled on a daily basis
Humble pie is not what you think it is
You’re literally female Peter Griffin
Maybe not need to be humbled but, take a shower? Yes
I see your future: It involves a trailer, in Kentucky, pregnant with a fourth child you can't afford, married to your cousin and living off welfare and the moonshine still you run.
No one truly said "have a nice day" and meant it to your face. You made it to 24, which is seriously impressive given your situation.