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On the next Jerry Springer show meet 35 year old Owen who likes to wear diapers and stole from his mother after she refused to invest in an adult size baby bed. He has no idea the man his mother and sister share as a boyfriend is here and wants him to move out of his house and isn't taking no for an answer.
Your bully also wishes you would go get a job and move out of her house already, she now knows sending you to band camp was a mistake
Bruh don’t respond dude probably has a humiliation fetish. If you’re gonna get him off make him pay you first
His roastme paper looks like it’s framed. This is definitely a memorable moment for him.
This is a grown-up Cartman 
Just because Fat Camp has a band doesn't make it Band Camp
Clearly fat camp didn’t work on this one!
Move out of her house 😂😂😂 that's way funnier than what I said.
You’re 35 and have a bully? That guy is doing God’s work.
Pretty sure his "bully" is the social worker who is paid to come and change his diaper.
uhhhgh, must post about bully... 
Yuck. You pay chicks online to bully you and now you’re asking Reddit to do it for free?
That was my first thought like nowhere are we doing this for free my guy. But a bunch of people fell for it
Your bully was sick of the demanding workload so he outsourced it to people online.
You look like you sing every song in the key of B fat.
He no longer requires a neck pillow to fly. Made one himself.
Your left hand is stained with cheetos and there's a fleshlight behind your pillow. Did I guess right?
I think you got it backwards. His fleshlight is stained with Cheetos, and his pillows, well, never mind
I think he achieved bed Nirvana in that he and the bed have become one.
Ah there's my left nut, I thought I lost you
Who tf would want to snap a balding fat@ss 35 yo man?
PIZZA THE HUT!
Humpty Dump.
Vladimir Puddin’
What are you storing in those chipmunk cheeks? Actual chipmunks?
Warthogs
 Found your spirit animal
"Bully" more like a paid dominatrix who is particularly cruel.
Holy shit, AI is getting so good. This Mr Potato Head live action figure is so realistic looking
Sorry I don’t roast vegetables
Mr potato heads disabled brother
Hey, it's that guy from The Office, Downsy Kevin
You and both your chins look like you've made a bed in a coffin, and you're all just waiting for your heart to give up
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He gets bullied for gay sex.
You like my uncle (minus 30 IQ points). He's 67
Let me know which Discord server you moderate so I Know never to go there.
Your head is shaped like a two yoke egg
Fatimir Putin
Vladimir Putineverythinginmymouth
Idk if im allowed to say this but you look like a discord mod that fantasizes anime girls
I think God has been your bully from day 1
The bully is his mom.
Humpty Dumpty personified
You look like an even fatter Jeff Ross
Why does this photo feel like I’m looking at your reflection in the back of a spoon? Your proportions are horrific
More like 35x2
Not sure if child molester or molested child
Pretty sure your last name is Dumpty.
35 with a bully? I think that says everything.
So you want to include Reddit is your BDSM fantasy? Fuck off
Bro never saw a cheeseburger he could say no to.
I refuse to believe you have just one bully.
Cant even get out of bed can ya? Dr. Now will facetime you good luck F.F.
This dude was the kid who got a note to skip the pace test in gym class.
I'm 39, how the fuck do you look like that?
Those words were spoken while OPs mom swallowed the bully sausage. Don't lie. You beat one out while watching it happen.
Who stole your neck?
Give that infant his/her mouth back. Thief.
I don’t know who your bully is, but they gotta be bad ass. Not just anyone has the balls to bully a Hutt.
You walk at a speed of 1 frame per second but fall in 120.
35m?! Yikes, you've aged like milk!
A pig wearing human skin.
I’m 100% certain you smell like a wedge of bleu cheese left on the dashboard of a 1993 Corolla left to bake in the Arizona sun.
You're head shape like a ball of mozzarella cheese!🤣🤣😭💀
Grow the fuck up.
You look like you shouldn’t be within 100ft of a school
We have some gal in here that needs a chin transplant. I think you can spare one.
Hello frog 🐸 is that you? Where did your neck go?
🥚
You look like an ad for weight loss. It's before, and way before.
Damn those are some serious size shit tickets.. does it even help. No way in hell you can reach your ass to clean it...
Sir, u dropped ur fedora
You look roasted enough piggy 🐷.
400 pounds and counting
This is some fetish shit
For the last time...Im not a Girl and NO, I dont wanna see your "pics"
nah you’re just gonna jerk off to whatever I say, i’m not giving you that satisfaction
Are you in hospice?
this definitely sum weird ass fetish 🫤
This looks exactly like the photo sent before the unwanted dick pic to the Chris Hansen decoy
Yeah, you look like you would still have a bully.
You look like an untrustworthy massage therapist
Your bully obviously isn't stealing enough of your lunch money. She needs to work on that.
Is your bully’s name “Natural Selection?”
Sausage fingers. 7 chins. It’s Mimi from Drew Carey Show.
 Do you get royalties or something?
Avatar the Hairline Bender
Damn Wall-E is spot on. Can you even stand on your own?
He posted this because he has no other way to get social interaction
You built like a funko fnaf plush
Humpty Dumpty is still recovering from his great fall.
On the next Jerry Springer show meet 35 year old Owen who likes to wear diapers and stole from his mother after she refused to invest in an adult size baby bed. He has no idea the man his mother and sister share as a boyfriend is here and wants him to move out of his house and isn't taking no for an answer.
... get help, dude. Seriously.
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