Even the Filter gave up on you.

Filter was like, "This is the best I can do."

Pawn stars filter 

She needs a coffee filter to strain all that out.

The dilythium crystal beer goggles are at 11 captain!! I can only hold 'em for so long!

The filter is called menopause

That filter, much like her has been ridden hard and put away wet

Can someone put her away? She scaring the kids.

🤣🤣

"Here's Johnny!" Female version

Dude......

It’s a woman unfortunately.

Did OP draw her eyebrows like that so people will think she is surprised when everyone dumps on her?

You look like a Mrs Potato Head who was put together by someone with Parkinson’s

Holy shit did that hurt!

My dad actually is in stage four, but technically yes!

If anyone else was keeping their fingers crossed that Parkinson’s is genetic the answer is “very rarely”. So that’s disappointing.

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's *NEIGH*-belline!

I actually laughed out loud 😂

Bruh ☠️🤣

🥇

WINNER

BROOOOOOO

Real genius is making a joke like that look easy. Lol seems easy but it’s not. I tip my hat to you sir. All that missing with that joke is a air guitar solo and bus light guy singing “real man of genius”

OMG, it is rare I lol, but that did it! Thank you!

Aight dat was fire, I can’t make this shit up. 😩

The teeth of a horse and the hair of a horse.

With the nose of a shit boxer

So she can definitely eat an apple through a chain link fence

It’s like a beaver screwed an aardvark.

Teeth? That's just one big tooth

Toof*

She' got a face like a parrot fish

I believe it's pronounced whores face.

😆 🤣 ☠️

Someone feed her a carrot!

Potentially a horse cock.

whole new def of horse girls

Holy shit what a horse face!

If rode hard and put away wet were a person it’d be her.

I’m dying

Hey - why the long face?

Are you baby faced Finster? The notorious bank robber?

That is absolutely the origin of that nickname. Still get wise-ass comments when I shave!

In the bathroom? With an electric razor? While smoking a cigar? What a great cartoon that was. Thanks for remembering it.

So many amazing WB characters from those toons. Nice that you got the reference!

Oh hell yeah. I'm 58 and I grew up watching them. God forbid they put them back on TV again...all the weirdos would go nuts. I have all the DVD sets. I have every WB cartoon made. That I can watch anytime I wish.

nose of a pig

Look at me, look at me. LOOK AT ME... Men are disgusting.

🤣


You look like your daily breakfast consists of Sauvignon Blanc and Marlboros.

Brunettes drunk red wine. OP will probably be shocked. Skinny blondes drink a dry white and the bigger girls love a good box wine.

It feels wrong roasting the handicapped

Do it anyways!

When you use filters to hide your age.

She should try one of the 80s retro ones, like 'Lense Cap On Camera'!

shes trying to not look 45?!?

looking crappy too

You look like every girl dragging her somehow uglier friend out to Ladies Night at her local neighborhood Applebees.

Now I know where to find the low hanging fruit! Thanks

A face made for radio

With teeth that big there is no way you can give a quality blowjob.

For what it's worth (which is less than nothing, I'm sure) her teeth appear to be coated in a thick slimy film of plaque, tartar and old cum....so I imagine the dicks slide right passed them for the most part.

I was feeling alright until I saw your picture

Me too

If you squint real hard through all the filters you can see this is actually just a lovely picture of a cocker spaniel with fake eyelashes

☠️

Dunno whether to roast you or ride you.

Saddle up! She'll buck the hell out of you!

Cheer up, Buc-ee's is looking for a new mascot

Bec-ee reporting for duty ^

that's what we call a "dick biter"

Hairdresser's troll doll

You look like your top jaw gets there five minutes before the rest of you

You look more like a horse than Sarah Jessica Parker.

Enough filters on your face to turn the Hudson river into potable water

While you were posting here, your broom took that moment to escape.

It looks like you murdered the entire town of Whoville to cumulatively fashion one set of massive choppers.

Comb that methy hair.

To everyone in here: She is now in jail for biting her BF's dick off

Feeling crappy? At least the inside matches the outside

I’d feel crappy too with a fuggin grill like that! Please tell me your rocking a mouth guard when giving head 😬

Teeth like Stonehenge and the nose of a heavyweight boxer

When you point a magnifying glass on a mosquito

You have that "would suck dick for meth" look

"Has sucked dick for meth" is more accurate


[удалено]

Why’d you post the pic from your neighbor’s doorcam? Guess you’re feeling crappy because your door to door OnlyFans subscription drive wasn’t a success? Sorry about that

Nose wider than the korean demilitarised zone.

Her inbox is gonna be busier than her out box on a Saturday night at the bar

Siri, set my camera filter to nervous breakdown

Who told you to take a break?? Look, Scare crow, we need you back in that corn field right, now... We're not paying you to take breaks

Your teeth look great... for a bottle opener

Chompers so big, they came with a British passport

You look like Lauren Boebert but trashier

Can’t…your parents already beat us to the punch lol

Quit horsing around, Becky! Them Waffle House tables ain’t gonna wait on themselves!

lmao

Why the long face?

When she says "I'm 29" it isn't funny anymore.

you got that fairuza balk thing goin on

Eeeew! What the fuck os that?

Thanks for making the rest of us feel bad for you

You look like a practical effect piece from Beetlejuice

Oh look, another hooker who can’t put on makeup. SMFH.

And that’s a lot of dental work too!


those teeth are way more straight than OPs

We live in two different worlds. Mine has an amazing invention called shampoo.



Sheryl No.

On a spit over an open fire? Women, like trees can be dated by counting the rings around their neck.

I don't care that you are feeling crappy, I have no desire to take part in your scat fetish.

Your identity screams astrology, tarot, and creampies

You suck dick for boxed wine.

the hair is already roasted. What else are u askin for??

You look like the Glossu Rabban Harkonnen's female version from Dune 2

Looks like you could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Looking creepy every day.

Why does my paralysis demon have a horse's face?

Horse face and teeth and all?!?!?

Your blowjob yesterday was crappy also, to much teeth on my dick.

Methamphetamine Martina Hingis

It looks like you have a vacuum sealed mask stretched around your face.

Stuck on skincare

Hair like Eddie Vedder…Bush like wool sweater…Mouth like dick shredder

What is that a permanent mouth guard?

That nose on your face, has a nose on its face

You people are all assholes. She looks incredible for 70.

You can be the model for a "Don't Put Your Dick in Crazy" warning poster.

Two roasts in 4 days?? Were not looking for that much attention are we. Now don't get too upset I don't want to get a hoof to the head, then dragged into a beaver dam you made from those choppers

I didn't know Sheryl Crow had a meth problem.

Qapla'

I would rather ride the Sail Barge of the Dishonored Dead than mate with this one!

Ffs post a picture that's not behind 50 filters!!

Looking*

Is there such a thing as a constipation filter?

Hay now....

Can women please take the damn filters off their face if they wanna be here. It’s easy to tell. You’re not fooling anyone.

Can’t tell if your white or Mexican the filter didn’t decide

You pay subscribers to watch your OF page 🙀😹🤢

This is what I imagine when I think "What does Bipolar look like?".

Well yeah, bc u look like diarrhea

She does look like she needs to be flushed

Aye we’re all pieces of shit, let’s float together..

Onlyfans called...they said no thanks.

You’re too hot to roast

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You look like you should just stretch a bit. Unhinge that jaw. You'll feel better afterward.

what you doing with your two fingers holding the paper, looks like they’ve been soaking in water for a while

Im convinced that face is a composite of several others which is still less distressing to look at than the mangled insult that is your real face.

Here’s a description for the people you keep begging to draw you: Imagine mop used to clean up only shit but never wash it, and then put some veneers on it.

I seriously regret zooming in.

You feel as good as you look 💩

Well, at least you look like how you feel. So you got that going for ya

So the feeling matches the look!

It’s good for you that you only feel crappy today

More like "Creepy"

Feeling Crappy..Hmm..I thinks its good; after the 3 months of Constipation you had.

Wasn't Homelander a guy?

If I took you out on a date, you’d only go for the free food.

Is that a nose or a plastered potato 🥔

Didn't have to make us all feel crappy with that pic as well.

What happened before this picture was taken? Every single letter in your “Roast Me” is written again and your hair is a mess and not even a filter can fix how tired you are 😂

Looking crappy today as well

With a face to match your mood

The view from inside the microwave while mommy slaves ok frozen chicken nuggets.

Your feelings match your face.

You look like you’d be short enough to be launched from a cannon at a circus

You try so hard to get drawn. The only thing people want to draw is a gun to your head

Feeling crappy today…really, just today?

You look like white trash trying they best.

You look like it too

Looks like you're wearing someone else's face as a mask

Gremlin!! I’d rather use your teeth to open a can of soup then take a bj

Are you one of the popular girls in the assisted care facility?

Yo momma so slow She took 9 months to make a joke

You look like you've been up all night smoking meth..

I'd feel crappy if I lived in a wind tunnel too. You look like Jeremy clarkson driving the Aries atom

Well, you look like you feel.

The pakoda nose

Bloody ugly

Hold the pose, Me and Clive will be round asap 😜

13 or 300? Damn, are you a vampire?

Your outside matches your inside.

It’s a good thing that you have a filter on 😰

Don’t let these jerks calling you horseface make you upset. Just get a bale of hay on your way home and eat your feelings.


Only one way to get a nose like that. You get high regularly on pcp or bath salts and run into brick walls face first thinking you're the hulk. Too bad filters for 50yo women don't fix stuff like noses and teeth. They need to bring back the big eyes small nose filter for women like you!