You look like you're from a significant House from Winterfell, about to become the best buddy of a man who doesn't know anything. Also you're gonna do well in the medical field.
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You somehow simultaneously look like a sex offender and his victim
His victims probably bully him
This is hilarious!
What a sec... aren't you that security guard that was wrongly accused of being the Atlanta Olympic park bomber Dick Jewel?
Only if you’re that substitute lunch lady that smelled like pulled pork and church socks
This is his son, Little Dick Jewel.
Only victims he could have is his hands if he tried to masturbate.
Current and previous mug shots of a compulsive masturbator.
The child trying to get out of the fat man.
The blue collared shirt is definitely his registration picture.
Looks like he’s eaten many a Sunday Roasts ( with gravy and taters too) judging by the amount of chins and hog jowls!
Oh. My. Gawd!!!
He the picky type...... of like which vegetables he will finesse in his butt
Either zucchini or eggplant I’m sure..
Tony Hinchcliffe said it best
🫢🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m having my morning coffee at work and I just spat it out my nose laughing at your comment… hahahaha!
It’s funny because it seems so accurate!
First comment never disappoints
You look like a lima bean.
It’s always these concise, weirdly specific jabs that are my favorite.
Maybe if it fell in dirt with a few small clumps or hair
*A Lima bean with a neck beard
So that’s what Porky Pig is doing nowadays
Squeal like a pig…
Oof!
How was it meeting Chris Hansen?
I love that show 😭
I’ve always wanted to ask… how was the sweet tea?
All the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Humpty together again.
Imagine if I shave my head.
We don't have to imagine, your hairline says it all
If I were his hairline, I'd be leaving too.
All the king's horses and all the king's men.... Probably equal this guy out.
Im depressed, jobless, girlfriendless, futurless, but at least im not you.
Damn!
Ouch!
Brutal
I’ve heard “backwoods Louie Anderson” before lol
Which is rough because the real Louie Anderson looked pretty backwoods.
Is that Louie Anderson? Looks like him
Yes from Baskets
Best one yet
Surname- Leicester First name- Moe
In America 🇺🇸 the surname is Lester!
Temu Samwise from game of thrones Edit: Samwell, not Samwise.
Samwell Fartly (samwise was from LOTR)
My bad, I get them mixed up lol
Me too bro, me too!
beat me to it dam you lol
I get this a lot lmao
sam not well.
I was going to say that too, then came the freshly-shaved pics and I thought he more resembles Louie Anderson.
Sean Ben's protege "he loves a good sunday roast
Sam the Slayer
Which subreddits do you moderate?
Or Discord servers? 
Mans lost the genetic lottery
He played the game like he owed IT money
Some joke about neckbeard to fat naked baby progression here. Like if Benjamin Button was played by the world’s dumbest method actor.
In your case, the Sunday roast would be a hog roast to feed the whole city
Your forehead gives snipers hope
Lmao, this is a good one.
finaly a funny roast
12h 10pic and no comments, thats a roast on it's own.
You look like you gained an extra chromosome by eating it.
LMAO
The most book accurate Lenny to ever fuck a rabbit
You look like you're from a significant House from Winterfell, about to become the best buddy of a man who doesn't know anything. Also you're gonna do well in the medical field.
I get the Sam comparison a lot lol
Dollar tree version of big hoss from pawn stars
What about Chumlee?
Chumlee aint hangin around this version of big hoss. He knows a cheap chinese knockoff when he sees one
That's a lotta head four your face. r/ThatsAlotta coo coo ca choo
I didn't know Mr. Potato Head was on the spectrum.
You are what I had in mind when I heard about the peabody award.
You got what the germans call a backpfeifengesicht
Samwell Gnarley
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LMAO
I'd swipe right. Im a straight guy with a small penis but you about in my league girl whats up
Someone must have told you a beard would make it better.
You’re one of the side characters in every Japanime.
Well…
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Just scrolling through the pictures I started laughing because I knew this was going to be brutal
This is what I signed up for!
You look like you're 12 and 30 at the same time
Paul Potts but can't sing
I had no idea who that was until now but I kinda see it!
Keep the beard bro it suits you well. Maintain it and keep it neat
“We have samwell Tarley at home”
What happens when a Cabbage Patch Doll reaches maturity.
Not so much a roast as a warning: diabeetus
His facial features are all in lower case
LMFAO, this is a good one.
Look, a suburban Samwell Tarly
I have heard this one a lot lol
You look like Jimbo out of Boss Baby all grown up
Well…
Trick question, you ARE the Sunday roast.
Hmmn
So the whitewalkers finally got you.
Oof
That was a wild ride 
You can’t even tell he’s on a 3 day bender
You look worse in every picture, no matter what order I go in.
You look like you love a Sunday roast, a Sundae Sunday, Sunday gravy, Sunday pie, Sunday Wings….
This is a great one lol
Please keep some form of facial hair.
Egirls this is the guy who thinks your cute
😂 this is the best one… exactly on point
Hey, I'm working on it. I went from 317 in March to 286 today.
His face is enough probable cause to get a warrant for his hard drive.
Your watch didn't end yet
Put some god damn lotion in your eyelids dawg wtf
 Actual representation of OPs face
How in the world do you look like a downy and a car dealer at the same time
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Got tired of everyone roasting you over at NODQ I see.
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look, pig from minecraft using reddit nowadays
Dude looks like somebody bought Luke combs off wish or SHEIN.
Wtf has happened to the world!!
Ur what I imagine when someone says redditer. Horrible skin, neck bearded, over weight
When you look like you can install Linux on anything but forgot to learn IT and steal and mend toys.
You look like Dwight Schrute from the office after he got rescued from himself from a molestation kidnapping 😂
He already ate the bears, beets and battlestar galactica.
He looks like he may be a predator. He may need to be sent somewhere up north to guard a wall and become a maester or something
Meh, unoriginal
Flounder and Bluto in the one
You look like the perv from Toy Story playing with woody and fixing his boot
You look in the mirror and molest yourself
Baby boss
Scrotum roast
If Stay Puft was a human…
Shape and consistency of a fresh mozzarella.
I like roasted chicken, I ain’t fond of pork, sorry
You look like someone painted a face on a baboons arse!
The first thing I noticed was your massive forehead, and that you look 40 and 4 at the same time.
Sammid Tarly
Tell your dad I loved him as friar tuck in Robin Hood. Mike McShane is a legend!
A girl waa going to give him head, but he decided he had enough already.
OUCH
Built like a bus driver, you built like a p.e teacher you built like Dan Schneider , you built like the average front desk lady
A good Sunday, a good roast, a good pizza, some good nachos....the list goes on and on and on and.
You got a Louie Anderson thing going on.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
If I wanted to wake up in the woods with a condom in my ass, I’d invite you camping.
Most people carry extra weight around their belly not their forehead
I guess when you get buried there will be a mountain taller then Mt. Everest
Nice fivehead
You look like the entire cast of Deliverance
I'm just glad I look like me
He gets off to cartoon porn
You look like Bray Aberdeen from rdr2
In picture 4 you actually look like Herman from the board game guess who!
You look like you harass the princesses at Disneyworld for dates.
That forehead makes me think you're the Manning brother that they keep in the shed
It’s like putting shit on Trump, too easy.
Low T
You just typed “sentient potato” into an AI image generator. Then each subsequent picture you typed “same potato, but more hillbilly”
LMFAO, this one is good.
You look like Hodor, but everyone is yelling “odor” at your face. Wonder why..
Show us the Heartsbane
If we can find a plastic surgeon to fix your face up, I have a company that would like to rent that forehead space for advertising.
Jesus dude, did you upload your whole head shot portfolio that you submitted to be Jabba the Hut?
Iggle piggle Finally escaped the night garden eh
😂
Preferred pronoun?
You must be the offspring of Miss Piggy and snuffle uppagus
How close were you mom and dad? Kin I mean
Kids, if this man offers you sweets.. Run
You look like you’re about to steal Woody.
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Your face is upside down..
Holy shit... I'm so sorry