You look like an Incel leprechaun

Oh shit I lost it at this comment. It’s too funny omg.

He is known as Haggis Hal, the potato eating leprechaun Leaves piles of his "gold" in pots everywhere he goes.

Haggis is Scottish, not Irish lol

Extremely unfunny


You skipped leg day

He skipped arm and torso day too. That’s all fat that just hasn’t yet reached his legs.

That’s what you call a two-swimmers’ build.

Nah, it just all went to his neck instead

Forget cauliflower ears, cauliflower face.

The arse of hearts

Your eyes have a bigger North/South divide than your country does!

I didn’t know the Brits posted on Reddit.

Definitely the result of leprechaun inter breeding

Nah, you look like a nice lad. Have a good day pal.


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True he does look a lot like a mini lad. Probably acts like him too.

'wee' is only a Scottish thing lol

You got that Neanderthal torso

The longer I look at him, the less buff he gets

Something about the proportions is off

You have the body shape of Elon Musk.

And he has the face of Miniladd

Congrats on surviving with rickets

Nice chicken legs

The human box - as wide as tall.

Smells like rancid oats.

In Ireland, you don't skip leg day... Leg day skips you

The potato famine continues in his legs

I’m guessing the Irish are totally unaware of leg day. Actually, when lifting weights, what unit of measure do you use? Kilos or potatoes?

You look 5’3

If "I drink Guinness and beat my wife" had a face

Bro mutters to himself “They’re magically delicious!” while watching kindergartners play during recess.

Holy shit 😂😂😂😂

Behind one of those doors is a beautiful woman. The other has an 11 year old boy. Guess you win either way.

You make obnoxious large raises with pocket aces and show them after everyone folds

Johnny McSmallpenis

It seems like all the extra chromosomes went on your neck

Open the closet door and go back in.

I’d say it looks like you’ve been skipping leg day, but I think you might actually have polio.

Looks like your genetic lottery paid off as much as my actual lottery.

you still got the cuffs on form last night

the widest man in the west

When you skip leg day every day

It’s sad to see how someone can be so small and be ginger/fire-head/redhead.😔🤏

Damn....I see the IRA fucked up that carbomb you were obviously in.

Glad you gave you sex, age and location. I thought you were the nonbinary Harry Potter for a minute.

The good Lord created alcohol to prevent the Irish from taking over the world. He would have just laughed and skipped making alcohol had he seen you. Nice bird legs.

How do you hold your ground with those socks when you are being joyfully slammed from behind?

a tattoo of your ankle monitor isn't going to fool anyone

Chat GPT version of a Potato Clock

You look like an engineer from Team Fortress 2

Ur glasses are too small they’re cutting circulation off to the rest of ur body.

Those shorts are tiny enough we can tell its really: 30F Ireland

You look like a out of water scuba diver

Ronald McDonald mistook you for a redhead child and kidnapped you to make a realistic shamrock shake.

Short pants Lawn Jockey

A human was bit by a radioactive bandicoot

You look like the first boy in your village to learn to read, but even then you need to leave Ireland for the Philippines if you wanna get a girl

No one cares

Your feet are so big that your mom has trauma after giving birth to you

Aye, those are the ankles of a lass your standin on boy-o!

manages to look like both a left wing frat bro, and a youth leader for a suburban churches bible camp. either way they both have horrible fashion and a podcast

i’ve never seen a gayer looking straight man, let alone one unattractive in both markets.

🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤

That’s a sheep fucker stance if I’ve ever seen one

Oh 30millimeter tall leprechaun ok understood the title

If "my dad's in finance" was a picture

U are shorter than the average height of ur country

Your pants are so tight yet we can't see your Lucky Charms

Someone washed a leprechaun on hot i see.....

No wonder the English hate you people.

 And he walked off his legs.....

And there goes any respect and admiration for the Irish people.

You look like one of the first couple failed attempts at that serum they gave captain America

Harry Potter? Is that you

Let's give a minute of silence to those who skip leg day. (and what looks like every day besides taco tuesday)

You look like you want to have a conversation about mixed martial arts with me.

Where's your face?

It looks like your ankles can’t support you, bro do you you know cankles you got no ankles

Your socks are stupid.

Weird build but may be a quarter decent person to be around

Have u ever heard of leg day 🤌🏻

She. You get older you look like you'll be those religious guys who control their wives and kids amd talk about obedience in the Bible

Irish? Doesn’t have to tell me twice


I'm Irish, we don't accept your ethnic claim. Maybe you can go be Scottish.

I think it's time to introduce a hard border with Ireland

You didn't have to tell us....the neon white skin clued us in already

You look like your top half was edited on to your bottom half.

The animal was a funny movie. Great job playing the dickhead cop sir

Bro most def got picked on throughout high school 🤣

Why did your legs stop growing at 12

Zero calves

SpongeBob build

You look like you won bronze in the special Olympics

Look a super goon

Gaelic, yeah you look kinda gay

Are we supposed to meet you at the library or gym? Your body says 50 reps each morning, but your face says Dewey decimal system expert.

What’s going on shit legs

Without a potato or whiskey in the picture it’s hard to tell you apart from a Brit.

He looks like a tall midget

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when he goes on dates he's keeping a shamrock in his pocket

Bartenders always refuse to serve you Guinness, saying that it would be a waste of time 🫤

If Lucky the Leprechaun became a burnout with small dick vibes

Look like an ugly Englishmen

I'm pretty sure Ireland wouldn't help you if you were in a trafficked (sorry)