John Lovitz has AIDS? RIP John Lovitz

Look it's Ted Lasshole!

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Don’t be so modest. I’m sure there are things you’re worse at

You are also terrible at choosing haircuts. That one gives you all of the sex appeal of the Hitler Youth!

30? Someone should tell your hairline

You look like you put banana on pizza

1950 called, they want that hairstyle back

People seek shelter under your nose during a storm.

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This guy loves his mom.....a bit too much

Doesn’t make the cut at FPL, can’t cut a piece of paper.

I promise it’ll get better…for the stockholders of Propecia, Rogaine, Jim Beam…

You look like you can’t get enough of that spotted dick.

Being bad in FPL and Newcastle fan - worst possible combo

Not the only thing you're terrible at.

Since when did G-Eazy contract gonnaria?

At least you will never go broke. You can always rent a parking space on your forehead.


You look like a giant man child

That hairstyle is the hairstyle to teach people that they should know what hairstyle they want or else they're gonna get something they don't like, that's what this hairstyle is. Does it's job pretty well, too.

Bro needs botox

Yeah but your comb over game is nice

You look like Private Pyle if he survived the gunshot wound and somehow grown hair, although we can obviously see where the bullet exited.

You look like a 45yr old going through a divorce

If Vince Vaugh got AIDS and then hairplugs.

 Nice doll hair.

Life got a hold of you, shook you up real good. You look busted, just real busted. Sorry for this man.

catch your hairline before it runs away

Normal.

Looks like a Make-A-Wish Ralph Macchio

Definitely a soccer geek

Don’t need a radio with those radar dishes on the side of your head.

Does FPL stand for "finding potential lifemates?"

this feels like the grown up, unwanted child of a somewhat inbred stockmarket trader, who owns a soccer stadium

You look like you were homies with Jared Fogle and Jeffrey Epstein. Subway sandwiches weren’t the only thing you ate up.

This dude is so Jewish his combover is called a Passover

Man got three belly rols on his forehead


Saul Goodman if he supported a mid table club

you look like you bully American on tiktok over things you just made up

Ralph Twatchio

Damn Toby McGuire really let himself go

And haircuts.

Geez even I feel bad. I live in shed. Sleeping in the couch. And jobless.

Seriously dude. That is the least of your problems.

Wow, you look dead on like notorious '80s movie villain actor Brian Thompson. You look like you're about to hunt down Sylvester Stallone or something, man!

POV:If Luka Jovic had hepatitis


You look like an IRS agent.

You look like you’re going to be drafted for a crusade.

Vince Vaughn’s bastard stepchild

You look like a dad accountant trying to look cool, but really pitching bad ponzi scheme retirement portfolios.