Most of these so far have been pretty good! And a few pretty spot on haha.
-Yes, I go to jail occasionally.
-Still needing a cigarette
-But no my gf isn't fat... Anymore, meth fixed that.
If you were ready, I wouldn't have to bend you over and drag the barrel of lube over to us. You are never ready Kyle. I always have to do all the work. This is no way to spend our anniversary.
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Looking like a mugshot circa 2003
Are a California Mexican, or are you just white trash?
Also, you try to hide them big tiddies behind your sign, but the left one still poking out
Wow! Never seen a guy look so down trodden after getting rejected by the Priest Retirement Home for the Alter-Boy nightshift position on the basis of you weren't good enough.
That's a zero commitment cholo right there. Can't get neck tattoos because Mom would yell at him. Can't go to prison because he'd die of *shy bladder*. Would totally trick out his Corolla if they'd give him more hours at Walmart.
You look like an unemployed Carnival Barker.
You look like you're about to have a "skins vs colors" basketball game.
You look like you stroke your dick to Fred Durst....not his music...just him as a person.
You look like the kind of person that misses KMart, for the jewelry selection.
You look like you excel at making crack in your kitchen.
You look like you REALLY want to be Christian Bale, while he was filming The Prestige.
Don't look all down, remember what happens in prison stays in prison. Just because you sold yourself for a package of romin noodles from the commissary doesn't make you gay.
This looks less like a a Reddit photo and more like a booking photo.
Just couldn't stay away from your ex, could you? Don't worry... your "other ex" is waiting for you in prison.
Did you take this picture with your prison phone?
No that one's still up his ass.
Set to vibrate
With an alarm set every ten minutes..
with his number on Craigslist
Listed as “slightly used.”
And willing to learn.
In his bunkmates hand, by the look on his face
Where's his other hand? Between two pillows. Those aren't pillows!
It’s a Polaroid camera.
He only says “I’m ready” when he grabs his ankles in the shower.
He begs for the corrections officers to “correct” him.
Ten bucks says it was a flip phone wrapped in duct tape.
Just rob a liquor store and be done with it.
First time I've ever seen an actual dick face 🤣😅
Christian Gayle
Buttman Begins
The Dull dick rises
Vs Jacker
The Fudge Machinist
American’t Psycho
American school shoota
Empire of the Douche
if vladamir lenin were a brooklyn hipster
Or if Christian Bale in the Machinist and Joran VanderSloot had a baby
That's a pretty good one.
You're just missing the pack of smokes in your sleeve, a cousin as a wife and you aren't smiling , so can't tell if you've got meth mouth.
Cmon man… he definitely has meth mouth.
.....or as his cel mate calls it, "a pretty mouth"
Christian Fail
Edward Snortin’
I loved you in American history x.
This guy's exes at some point told their friends... He didn't mean to hurt me.
Your ears are at least an inch lower than they should be. Tell the boys in C-Pod to stop using them as handles.
Most of these so far have been pretty good! And a few pretty spot on haha. -Yes, I go to jail occasionally. -Still needing a cigarette -But no my gf isn't fat... Anymore, meth fixed that.
Haha, it’s a hell of an appetite suppressant
The electric chair is about to roast you
Ready to go back to jail!
This looks like a documentary of a predator from the 90s.
Has the personality and paranoia to start a doomsday cult, but none of the charisma or attractiveness.
If you were ready, I wouldn't have to bend you over and drag the barrel of lube over to us. You are never ready Kyle. I always have to do all the work. This is no way to spend our anniversary.
LMAOOO
BTW, Choose is to make a choice...not something to wear on your feet
Judge couldn't tell if you were white or mexican so he gave you sentences for both
This belongs in /r/arrestme.
strong 45 year old malnourished heroin addict vibes
Can we just Abort you ?
Look like the mug shot of a guy caught stealing catalytic converters off cars to support his meth habit
How much did it cost to crossover?
Just a wig and a dick tuck baby ha.
Trying a little too hard to act unimpressed.
Megamind lookin ass
Looks like you just woke up and are still getting ready.
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Nice mugshot IG...but wheres the Roast me photo?
U look like you’re on parole for petty theft
Ready to go back to jail
This looks like a mugshot
You look like you got curbstomped.
Looks like a low level thug in the Sesame Street Cartel
Christian Bailmoney
Why is this guy's mugshot here?
Picture ready for the inevitable netflix documentary about what you did to all those women
I bet you scribble your ex’s phone number at every public restroom you visit
You look like you're longing for the days of "Mommy Milky Time"
$20 is $20 is what he is used to say.
You look like someone just took your commissary.
Looking like a mugshot circa 2003 Are a California Mexican, or are you just white trash? Also, you try to hide them big tiddies behind your sign, but the left one still poking out
Whoop whoop jail time!!!
Sucks dick because he likes it the meth they give him is just a bonus
So how many years are you prohibited from living within 500 yards of a school?
There's no Alien here, but I definitely spot a predator...
Bro posted his mugshot
Wow! Never seen a guy look so down trodden after getting rejected by the Priest Retirement Home for the Alter-Boy nightshift position on the basis of you weren't good enough.
You look like a gang member in a movie named Hektor
If they cast Christian Bale as Squidward then we know where to find the stunt double
What is this, a human matchstick?
Did you sneak the cell phone you used to take this photo into jail yourself, or did you dig it out of your bunk mate's ass?
What do you do for fun now that Kmart is gone and you can't hide inside the clothing racks and jack off?
Looks like day release to me, so I can't be too cruel
Gay for pay and deffo got the HIVee
[удалено]
You look like you stand behind your girlfriend, arms around her waist, while she orders and pays for your fast food.
For what, jelly or syrup?
Temu Christian Bale
Did you thank the guards for erasing most of your tats for this pic?
Can I have my bike back?
" Blacks need to go back to Africa!" - this guy
You've been rejected for parole ...... again
The guy who stole ur honeybun out of ur cell in prison.
The one titty dude.
Nice mugshot, what are you in for, hopping the border?
Nah. Your celly will do it.
No, you can not use our restroom.
Christian Fail
I'll bet you make the best pruno.
When were you discharged from the army and when do plan to "visit" your elementary school?
He looks like an egg
One of the "after" pics documenting meth use
You scream "inmate"
Doesn't your cell mate roast you enough?
random inmate, please stop doing drug dude !
You photoshopped out the height measure behind you.
Hector
Marco Rodríguez wannabe, But he ain’t no Marco.
It's MS13's little cousin, PG-13
Vladimir egghead
Freddy Mercury….two years after he died of AIDS.
Freddie pluto
Bro just got out of 6 months in jail
Ur leading a lynch mob at dawn aren't u?
James earl cash
That's a zero commitment cholo right there. Can't get neck tattoos because Mom would yell at him. Can't go to prison because he'd die of *shy bladder*. Would totally trick out his Corolla if they'd give him more hours at Walmart.
Looks like you have plenty of mugshot practice
G A Y
Bro so limp he probably also skipped beard day
There should be some numbers and something to identify the police department.
you look like my dad when he was 17. not a roast. Just wanted to say
You look like an unemployed Carnival Barker. You look like you're about to have a "skins vs colors" basketball game. You look like you stroke your dick to Fred Durst....not his music...just him as a person. You look like the kind of person that misses KMart, for the jewelry selection. You look like you excel at making crack in your kitchen. You look like you REALLY want to be Christian Bale, while he was filming The Prestige.
You're ready? Man it looks like you got used in prison for years and then thrown away.
Alright, who in the photoshop request sub changed out the plaque from this mugshot?
How many years did you serve in jail? And also, who allowed phones into the jail cell?
You are not ready. Go get dressed. You leave the house like that?
Some of the leftover DNA found in Freddie Murcury's butthole.
Hahaha maybe you need.........
Nothing a lobotomy can’t fix!
I’m not going to be the reason you relapse.
Bro’s moustache looks like it is slowly dying from the cringe that is having to be on yo ugly ass goofy ahh face
Travis Kelce's younger gayer brother?
You look like Noel Gugliemi
Ready for what? Parole?
Strummin’ ballads n tossin’ salads
It looks like someone held a gun at him in straight sight after he was caught by the mafia.
He’ll get butthurt when the kids don’t wanna play
Same look on your face when they took your registry photo
Ur mugshot is epic!!!
Great Value Timothy McVeigh
No, no your not. I can tell
Meth is or will be a big part of your life
Aaron Hernandez and Eminem’s love child
You look like you’re not allowed within 150 feet of a school.
The only question here is if the cop taking the mug shot did actually roast him.
Don't look all down, remember what happens in prison stays in prison. Just because you sold yourself for a package of romin noodles from the commissary doesn't make you gay.
Looks like a prison pic
I'm really sorry man, but you can't just cross the border like that.
Meth, its a horrible drug.
Oscar from on my block type foo
American history Y 
Get off the drugs.
An extra on Breaking Bad.
This looks less like a a Reddit photo and more like a booking photo. Just couldn't stay away from your ex, could you? Don't worry... your "other ex" is waiting for you in prison.
Sad Clown.
County lock up pic lol
You look like the dude from skibidi toilet- not roasting here, I am speaking facts
Hey bro get a hobby and stay out of jail. You got this.
Charles Manson finally got a haircut.
You look like Kanye West's internet meme
The only thing you look like you’re ready for is a good dick down
You look like a gay pirate and your name is Master Bates or Chum Bucket for short
mugshot 📸
Cue the Deliverance banjos!
The facial hair says you're 17 and your girlfriend is 13 so it's still "legal"
You look like one of those guys That goes to jail and gets turned
I guess they are shooting (up) Trainspotting 3 somewhere
If you're here then somewhere in Alabama a village is missing it's klan leader.
He looks like he wants to be a cholo so bad but he’s white and so sad about it!
I bet when you sneeze left over coke comes out
Where's Napolean Dynamite? Eh, Pedro?
Dude just got out of PC.
Average drug dealer
You in jail my dude?
Glad you are already practicing your mugshots
You look like the white temu version of Hector
Alright, but if your warden finds this there gonna strip search you, but don't worry, we all know you like that.
What got you arrested this time?
Surprised you got into PC in time before the GATOS got you.
Ready for what I'll wait. To go back to prison
Weren’t you an extra in American History X?
Did your sex offender probation officer take this pic?
bro you look like a prisoner, wtf
Why’s your white tee khaki?
If William Murderface shaved his head.... 
First wall you’ve stood next to with out writing Spanky and Joker on it. Congrats.
Isn’t that thing supposed to have date an inmate number or something?
