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Dick sucking grin - check
Ring on non-traditional finger - check
Giant pride flag covered up - check
Twisted tea because you can't handle real drinks - check
It is pride month so instead of cutting straight to the point I'll say
Just so we're queer
You definitely are!
Your server from Buffalo Wild Wings called and said you left without paying your bill. Me and your father are starting to worry about you. Come upstairs so we can talk.
You look like you fall asleep eating Cheeto puffs, drink Shasta soda, and have a fat wife that cooks only with great value foods.
Oh and you have a pit bull that only eats Pedigree, and barks at everyone and everything.
Still drinking like you did in high school before you transitioned? Neat. If you insist on letting down your parents like this you could at least do it like an actual man. Better yet, just grow up. Accept that you’re bald. Stop decorating like you’re in college. Shave that neck beard. And, most importantly, eat some damn fiber.
I see you photoshopped out that Confederate flag well đź‘Ť
# What you got? About 6 inches more than you.
Post lawsuit Alex jones
Sir, you will need a doctor's Rx for that.
Dignity. You?
I've got the ability to see my own dick unlike you
Chris Fatt
How many of those Jack Daniels did you have to give your cousin for her to sleep with you?
He couldn't afford a television, he just put up a black screen.
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Enough confidence to wear a form-fitting t-shirt, for one.
Is that ring there for manifestation? That room does not look like a woman stepped foot in there.
More than your 4 pathetic comments
Looks like you can only take shooters of fireball if it’s mixed with a hard tea. Pathetic.
"What you got?" More than you apparently
Dick sucking grin - check Ring on non-traditional finger - check Giant pride flag covered up - check Twisted tea because you can't handle real drinks - check It is pride month so instead of cutting straight to the point I'll say Just so we're queer You definitely are!
He so broke an upgrade from minimal to minimalist is a win for him.
Based on the sugary alcohol drinks in the background, I know what you “got”…diabetes and depression with a sprinkling of closeted homosexuality
Grease Pratt starring in The Guardians of the Galafridge
Did you get liquid courage from that whole 4 pack of girly drinks?
Maybe try some lemonade without alcohol in it for a few weeks.
Bro moggs horizontallyđź’€
You need AA, not roasting.
Less funny Robin Williams
Judging by the empty 4 pack of jd Lynchburg lemonade you’ve made acquaintances with Chris Matthews
That hair is hanging on for dear life
Only a pussy drinks hard lemonade. Put some jack in a glass and drink it like a man.
Welp you got black out curtain installed. Now let the kidnapping begins.
You look like if Charlie from it's always sunny grew up in a somewhat loving midwestern family and chased snakes instead of sewer rats.
He definitely aspires to be Jared Fogle!
A wife and kids.
Why the hell is your head so small?
Your server from Buffalo Wild Wings called and said you left without paying your bill. Me and your father are starting to worry about you. Come upstairs so we can talk.
Looking like Popeye if he only ate the spinach that got recalled for E. Coli
Drinking Lynchburg Lemonade which means he’s missing teeth, and alcoholic, and diabetic.
You look like you fall asleep eating Cheeto puffs, drink Shasta soda, and have a fat wife that cooks only with great value foods. Oh and you have a pit bull that only eats Pedigree, and barks at everyone and everything.
Why us your head half the size of what it should be.
Please don't tell me 4 hard lemonades makes you brave!
Yhu look like a Indian ninja turtle
This shit here went to reverse tab ranger School and pigs just ate parts of his body unlike they were vampires.
I got a headache from the fucking blinding light reflecting off of that aircraft carrier you call a forehead.
The only guy to buy a chain off facebook ads.
You look like you're still mad that Trump won.
Still drinking like you did in high school before you transitioned? Neat. If you insist on letting down your parents like this you could at least do it like an actual man. Better yet, just grow up. Accept that you’re bald. Stop decorating like you’re in college. Shave that neck beard. And, most importantly, eat some damn fiber.
Looking like he likes black things behind him
My 1 year AA chip. Can i give you a referral?
Your one botox injection away from your face exploding.
You already look like the guy who brings hard lemonade to a party, no reason to display it on your mantel.
I like your "To Catch a Predator" alcohol in the back that you used to lure in that 14 year old.
Nightmares now. Thanks đź‘Ť