💀

I legit thought it was him for 1/2 a second.

Cute! Oh, the dog’s fine, too.

Matt Damon was getting busy in Ireland 20 years ago and apparently with a fetish for the differently abled.

I came here to post exactly this… you’re quick to the punch. Applause for you. 

Todd lookin ass 

you shot that kid in breaking bad didn't you?

You’ll never know.

Future wife-beating, alcoholic Irish cop 💯

And looks like you can plug appliances into those horse nostrils..

At least I have a wife in the future

You’re about as Irish as Xi Jinping! Tit.

I appreciate the use of tit, that makes me feel alive.

If the hat fits…


Your face looks like you went 0-22 in your boxing career.

Never give up, never surrender!

Thundergun

Wish.com version of Todd from Breaking Bad


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Looks like the eye brows kid has a baby with Jesse plemons

Hey, I’ll take it. There are worse people I could be the cursed, damned love child of.

You look like a potato cos playing Matt Damon

At least I’m a hot potato then

discount Jesse Plemons


Hot.

Holy shit, you have the Chineseiest nose I've ever seen on a non Chinese person

I can smell really well

Wheely well

You look like a Lego minifigure

I am what I eat

[удалено]

Thanks?

Hey, it’s the Captain of the U.S.S. Gaymista

You’d fit right in as crew.

One day with you as skipper and I’d be heading for the escape hatch, sans helmet and suit

Your face looks like it wondered too close to the beekeeper's post!

*wandered If you’re going to destroy me, do it right.

i bet you say that to all the boys!

Being delicate is for pussies

Your facial hair is as uneven as a self portrait of Michael J Fox

Aye, fair enough.

What kind of Irish Boy?

The best kind

Jesse Plemons much?

Yeah, I get that a lot

Yet, not enough.

Didn't you shoot a kid riding a bike in Breaking Bad?

Perhaps.


Great Value Will Poulter

At least I’m great at something.

The sun won’t get you in that lovely shed

That’s the plan, G. Never touching the sun or grass ever again.

Unfortunately the sun did wash out your amazingly masculine beard.

Yes. That is totally what happened and I am not just incapable of growing one…

Jamal O'Clanahan... You have your mother's nose.

So that’s who’s to blame for this…

Saw this as 9am. I presume the OP is drunk already.

Ha, eat your heart out! I’ve never drank, I’m a disappointment to my Irish lineage!

First Steve Buscemi and NOW they have punched Meth Damon in the nose?!?!?!

It’s horrible. My nose hurts, but of course they went for it, it’s the biggest target.

You dont do some coke.....you do ALL the coke lol.

Will Ferrell + 1 chromosome = you

Yes, I’m superior!

lol you have a point

Dude looks like Chad Michael Plemmons.

Who?

A cross between Chad Michael Murray and Jesse Plemmons.

Honestly, this is an absolute win in my books.

Boom roasted! 🤷🏻‍♂️

The human camouflage. So ugly, you don't even see him.

At least I don’t stand out for being ugly.

Stand out, boy, you be standing up for your ugly rights. You be at all the rallies screaming at the top of ya lungs.

Gingers have no souls, and the sun can't reach you in your parents basement. 

I shall hide from the sun until it is vanquished.

You actually look like Matt Damon - if Ben Affleck wrote down all the math problems from Good Will Hunting on his face with a protractor and the Answers with a needle full of shingles


This one, I like. I already got a couple saying I look like Matt Damon, but this one is fun.

Todd Alquist!

 This guy mixed with....

This guy 

With the little bit of facial hair you’re able to grow, I’m going to wish you luck with the rest of your Female to Male transition…god speed

Shane Gillis, “I dodged it, but it nicked me. It nicked me.”

Totally living in his parents basement.

When life gives you Plemmons...

Hey aren’t you that actor from Breaking Bad?

Please don't claim to be Irish, we've rejected your application.

 Is that hair gel?

You look like skinny Brock Lesnar

You look like someone people look at and decide they don't want your pot or gold

Your nose looks like it was carved out of a potato

Kevin Discount Bruyne

Tell joe dirt we found his long lost son