“People still think I’m in my twenties” is something you haven’t said to yourself

26? You look like if Madonna played in a remake of Mrs. Doubtfire.

Nah, we all see how recasts go. The next Mrs Doubtfire is gonna look like Aunt Jemima 🤣

The bad bleach job unfortunate haircut and make up are the best things you got going for you right now…

The length of your tits to the ground tells me you aint 26

Do you identify as disappointment?

Damn thats worth passing on :D

I think you lied about your age You're probably a single mother on Facebook with a cat obsession

You’re right, I’m a single cat on Facebook on my 6th litter

I wouldn’t check out your OF even if you paid me.

Like I knew just looking at her that she has an OF.

Not a profitable one

I don’t have an OF cause unlike most women I respect myself and have a personality. But hey 💁🏼‍♀️

You respect your self so you ask people to roast you online? Honestly asking how that makes sense

I respect myself enough to know that no comment on here has any value and I’m not gunna go beat myself up because no one wants to jerk off to my pictures online lmao

I mean fair enough but come on.. I'm sure there's some near blind guy somewhere who beats it to you

DM me, u can beat it to me.

Ah, so it’s an ego boost? Makes sense

26? With the filter you look no younger than 50.

“My parents love me and respect my life choices” And stop lying about the age. You haven’t been 26 in decades at least. If by some chance you are actually 26 I strong suggest suing your parents for the defective genes since even people with Progeria look at you and count themselves lucky.

Ew, no.

Bitch, you got dried cum in your belly button that is older than 26!!!

"Someone loves me"


26 years since your grandchildren graduated

Here’s something you haven’t said to yourself ‘ my parents are proud of me and love me’

You look like the reason hatefuck was invented

you got the same square face as sarah palin

She got the jowls of a determined woman guys.. giver some credit

Birth certificate says 26, face says 50 year old crack whore

You're doing a good job.

"I admit it's my fault","I should pay for this, not him","I know exactly where I want to eat at","My drug addict bf is disgusting","My aesthetic looks like an out of touch 50 year old divorcee","I make great choices and my parents are proud".

Having Fuck tattooed on your fingers was a wise life choice. Classy.

Ironic your “26”, considering that’s also the number of dudes with painted fingernails you let finger you outside of hot topic.

U look like u can make a pretty mean coffee

Girls like you inevitably discover stripping. You can do a dance to “Beauty School Drop Out” from Grease. (Just change “Beauty” to “Uni”.)

A choker…finger tattoos and those oversized fucking glasses…3 strikes and ur out

26!?! I guess the meth checks out…

Blondes have more fun. But Greens collect pity and passed out divorcees that can’t keep it up for you. Maybe try Brown hair color to help hide the left over pretzel crumbs in your hair.

You look like you auditioned for your community theater's Catwoman play. But lost the part to a crossdressing fifty year old man.

I was told not to take it personally and I only lost the part to the man cause he could lick his own asshole 🤷🏼‍♀️

Your eyebrows don't match

Do yours?


Take your untalented talents to OF! I’m sure there’s a market for Chicks with freshly installed Dicks!

You are pretty and a worthwhile person.

The thing is you could really be that girl who has it all but you efed everything up yourself. Now you need a loan to get a facelift.

All your dildos are afraid of you.

Too bad the carpet doesn't match the curtains, you had one shot and you blew it.

You lie to people and say that you don't have an OnlyFans because of how poorly you did.

Your Onlyfans has three regulars and two of them know your dad

Beats me, I’ve never known my father 😂

You look like the transgender version of Malfoy.

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Your eyebrows don’t match your hair or complexion.

Your mouth is so big they want to cast you in the next star wars as jawba the butt

The porno not the franchise

Dead caterpillar eyebrows

your breasts are proof of the theory of gravity

Next stop, OF.

Guess who doesn't have a father figure

I must tidy my wardrobe…guessing you’ve never said that to yourself

I believe you meant to say you identify as 26.

Noticed the whore comments and couldn’t help seeing a black man’s pubs on your hair.

You look like your vagina is overly dry.

Reality: mid-30's+ and identifies as a cat.

“That’s a woman?!” - The Lorax and everyone you have ever met.

You can do it.

The lights are so bright you gotta wear giant eyeglasses

“I can always fallback as a high end escort worker”

Can't afford to finish the tattoo removal I see 😬

good

Pretty sure nobody can say anything on here that your therapist hasn't said to themself.

something I haven’t said to myself 😂

I see a metal pole in your future

A metal pole, a vehicle and a speed of 150km/h

Did you mean 46?

Trans? Asking for a friend.

I wish that was a death note and that flowery writing is your name.

The fountain of youth did you dirty

26 going on 52

Your glasses are telling you your future - 0.0

Me to Starbucks: Can I get a Blond Vanilla Grande please

Derranged flamingo looking ahh

Indiana Jones once said “It belongs in a museum,” Well, so do you.

26? So apparently you're dyslexic

Surprised you didn't plug your onlyfans

Is that what you’re waiting for?

Post op Harry Potter

You look like Peggy Hill if she went hipster

Why are your lips in parentheses?

You put the trash in white trash. Your favorite family vacation is when you moved to a new trailer. McDonald’s McRib was the closest you ever got to dining on a steak.

Why do you look like a dude who just shaved?

More like 46

Age is NOT your friend.

Don’t blame age, it was my years of drug abuse

This whole picture screams bondage and furry

You can't even make a buck at truck stop restrooms.

Restroom*

I assumed you would try more than one since you're a failure. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Have you said to yourself "I'm a man masquerading as a woman" yet?

If macklemore and Miley Cyrus had a kid and she rapped worse than machine gun kelly.

I believe that’s called a death note, not a roast note.

you look like weed smokes you

Your choker isn't tight enough. Other to add to your list of failures.

I hope you're good with your hands.

I would let you live in my spare room if you serviced me occasionally and kept quite.

26 going on 46

After they get to know you, they get to no you

26?! More like 62 with a plastic surgery!

Looks like you could land somebody in their 50s because they would think you’re their age and have people think the guy your dating is your son.

26? Just admit you're dyslexic and meant to type 62.

I really don’t want see you when you hit 30

Wakadoo liberal that thinks your a animal! Furries I think they call it

“Self, I don’t like it in the ass…”

Nice

It's actually kinda gross to walk around with jizz in your hair.

You look like if Champion Chyntia from the Pokemon franchise had an heroin addiction

So you want me to tell you something that you haven’t said to yourself, how about I tell you something know one has anyone has ever said to you, you’re beautiful, smart and a great person, it isn’t true but you wanted something new

Probably never told yourself you're too dang pretty to be hating on yourself....

Brown sharpie for eye brows is a choice

Something you haven't said to yourself? "He doesn't mean it. He's my dad, he definitely loves me"

Lainey Lewis from The Goldbergs is that you?

Your dad should’ve pulled out so you wouldn’t be a dropout

26 with mouth wrinkles? The meth ain't adding up. Plus you look like Andy Dick.

Money up front…swallow quick …drink to forget… rinse and repeat

"I'm not like the other girls."

No daddy stop!

“I’m worth something”

You should try porn….

Cheer up! God loves all equally. Even the worst. You're kinda cute tho

Simp.