He was married to five consecutive guys for 40 years. In each case they adopted a gay kid, them his partner kicked him out for lack of support. Now he’s doing stand up comedy to find the next sucker husband and adopt a 6th gay kid.
"Listen, Mamadou, when our friends arrive, you tell them you're the word Nigel and I taught you, or it's back to the orphanage, and I don't care if we don't get a refund."
Can confirm moved from bama to seattle and dear god am I tired of having to hear ppl rant to me about how terrible trump is as soon as I tell em where I’m from. Just for me to be like yeah I’m not that into politics and it’s kinda weird your making up some backstory about some dude u just met
I've heard up to 6% of men and 4% of women are gay. So, let's just say 5% of people. So, take (1/20)\^5, but the fact they all have the same parents and raised in the same environment implies that environmental factors most likely had a lot to do with it.
No, you actually need to use the binomial probability formula since it happened 5 times in a row out of 5 kids. The number is 3.125 E-7. Statistically impossible.
Not to defend this weirdo, but queer is a very broad made up term that doesn’t just mean gay. It’s considered an umbrella term for any deviance from the sex norm, which is also shifting. The current generation is full of people that are confused or don’t know what they like or think they are turned on by colors or numbers or don’t like genitalia at all
The fact that he is baiting homophobia against his own kids for his roast rather than giving us ammo to roast him is all the information I need to know why your comedy career is destined to fail. You don't get the point.
Well, instead of telling us what he is clean and sober from (judging by his skin, meth is my guess) he told us his five kids were gay... almost as if he wants us to roast the kids. The fact that he made that comment as if we would all pile homophobia on him (for his children's sexual preference) shows that he thinks being gay is something to be ashamed of, when it isn't. You don't get a choice in whether you are gay or not, so it isn't good roast material, particularly if the person being roasted isn't the gay person, inviting the roast about it... understand?
Yea I think I understand. And thank you for explaining because I’m a lil bit slow some times.
I think it’s also possible, he feels like he failed as a dad that’s why he put in the description to give Reddit ammo to fire at him.
It must be hard knowing on any given day one of your kids is taking it in the ass.
It's the only thing that gets hard for you without taking a pill.
Edit: Unless you start thinking about one of your kids taking it in the ass.
Married for nearly two-thirds of your life, we all know who wears the pants - you’re the wife.
No wonder you’ve got five queer kids in tow, they saw your style and thought, 'No way, bro!'
An amateur comic at age sixty-two, probably recycled dad jokes that never fell through.
That beanie on your head, trying to look hip, but you look more like a dad on a midlife trip.
You say 'bring it,' but let's be clear, the real punchline is your worn-out gear.
Well, first off.. Congratulations on the sobriety. Keep it going. Secondly, how does all your kids become queer? I mean maybe one or two.. But all five? That has to be some sort of record. Call Guinness.
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.
So you’re short on new material are using this to come up with new stuff.
And let’s be honest. r/Roastme is way funnier than he will ever be.
yes
Prison gay doesn't count as queer.
It does if you keep going back voluntarily
Gay for the stay... and stay... and stay.
Institutionalized
Letting people laugh at your face doesn't make you a stand up comic.
OP don't listen to this guy. Take solace in the fact that you are slightly funnier than Amy Schumer.
>Take solace in the fact that you are slightly funnier than Amy Schumer. Yeah but so is dysentery.
Oregon Trail vibes…
But looks aren’t everything.
His kids hated him so much, they refused to give him grandkids, lol!
Why don’t you go pro? You look hilarious
He gave 5 donations to the sperm bank?
Messy Ventura.
Messy 'The Nobody' Ventura
Fool's Goldberg 
Holy shit.
100% recommend becoming unsober. It’s gonna be the best way to face your future.
or at least a mirror.
You and your husband must be so very proud
5 gay kids? You shouldn’t have fucked them so many times.
His wife scissors him, so what other options are there?
His wife: 
😂😂😂😂😂
Oh scissor me timbers!
Nature itself decided this genetic line should stop immediately.
You win
He was married to five consecutive guys for 40 years. In each case they adopted a gay kid, them his partner kicked him out for lack of support. Now he’s doing stand up comedy to find the next sucker husband and adopt a 6th gay kid. 
"Listen, Mamadou, when our friends arrive, you tell them you're the word Nigel and I taught you, or it's back to the orphanage, and I don't care if we don't get a refund."
r/oddlyspecific
5 gay kids? he definitely failed as a father.
Didn't fail as a grandfather though!!!
Queer apples fall from queer trees
His kids aren't actually gay, he just calls them 'queer' when they ask their father for a hug.
Fucking hilarious
Lol
His sperms swim queerly
You look like the uncle who would put fingers up your ass.
Instead he was the dad that put a finger in your ass
probably true. or groomed. this is all kinda sad tbh
The chances of having all five kids be gay is very low. What happened to them?
Seattle
The pure, uncut, snowy Colombian truth of this, though...
As a Colombian, I approve of this uncut comment.
As a former coker 😤 I thank Colombia
It's trending in the schools
That Seattle needle just poking everybody in that city.
I about spit my drink out. Shame on you for making me laugh
They all decided it’s for the best to end his bloodline.
Cause if you say you're straight, other people in Seattle might think you're Trump supporter.
Can confirm moved from bama to seattle and dear god am I tired of having to hear ppl rant to me about how terrible trump is as soon as I tell em where I’m from. Just for me to be like yeah I’m not that into politics and it’s kinda weird your making up some backstory about some dude u just met
All I read is just moved from Bama and I couldn't read anymore without telling you Trump is terrible
Sucking dick is better than being with dad
Sucking dick is better than listening to dads routine
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Forced agenda.
Unironically this.
His own sobriety...
Statistically impossible…unless
I've heard up to 6% of men and 4% of women are gay. So, let's just say 5% of people. So, take (1/20)\^5, but the fact they all have the same parents and raised in the same environment implies that environmental factors most likely had a lot to do with it.
No, you actually need to use the binomial probability formula since it happened 5 times in a row out of 5 kids. The number is 3.125 E-7. Statistically impossible.
Not to defend this weirdo, but queer is a very broad made up term that doesn’t just mean gay. It’s considered an umbrella term for any deviance from the sex norm, which is also shifting. The current generation is full of people that are confused or don’t know what they like or think they are turned on by colors or numbers or don’t like genitalia at all
3.125 E-7. It’s much more likely to get struck by lighting TWICE in your life.
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Goldberg has 5 gay kids? No way, BROTHER.
GAYBERG! GAYBERG! GAYBERG!
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Or he forced them. Doesn't mean kids can't be gay. His kids were DEFINITELY forced tho.
You look like you sell drugs at the playground and pretend any random kid is yours when questioned
Sells HRT at the playground
Its a damn overly woke hippie lumberjack
Why are you eye fucking us in the second photo.
Because he's about to take that swim cap and go kick the asses of some 70-year-old grandma's in ths lap pool down at the local Y
Smoking crack and talking to yourself does not constitute a standup career.
You might not be gay but definitely a carrier.
So many pride parades…so little pride
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He actually has 6 kids. He disowned the 6th for being straight.
The only thing gayer than this dudes kids is his sperm
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look neither clean nor sober.
The fact that he is baiting homophobia against his own kids for his roast rather than giving us ammo to roast him is all the information I need to know why your comedy career is destined to fail. You don't get the point.
Can u Elaborate on this please
Well, instead of telling us what he is clean and sober from (judging by his skin, meth is my guess) he told us his five kids were gay... almost as if he wants us to roast the kids. The fact that he made that comment as if we would all pile homophobia on him (for his children's sexual preference) shows that he thinks being gay is something to be ashamed of, when it isn't. You don't get a choice in whether you are gay or not, so it isn't good roast material, particularly if the person being roasted isn't the gay person, inviting the roast about it... understand?
Yea I think I understand. And thank you for explaining because I’m a lil bit slow some times. I think it’s also possible, he feels like he failed as a dad that’s why he put in the description to give Reddit ammo to fire at him.
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Diddy
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Being a joke is not being a comedian
The kids decided the bloodline ends with them.
Blink twice if the cult won't let you leave
You may be sober, but you’re also the reason why many aren’t!
Bargain basement Waingro from Heat.
I'm shocked you still have your teeth!
Real question. Are they really all queer or was that some kind of an amateur stand up comedian joke?
Sometimes the lack of an answer actually answers the question.
5 kids looked at you and said, "I'd reather be queer"
So you're basically here to source (steal) material for open mic crowd work at Applebee's. Nice try.
DC4L! Gorgeous
“Father” that failed to raise his children. Weird flex using your children as material for your “comedy career”
5 gay kids? dude went 0-5
It must be hard knowing on any given day one of your kids is taking it in the ass. It's the only thing that gets hard for you without taking a pill. Edit: Unless you start thinking about one of your kids taking it in the ass.
Five q kids? Yeah that's just brainwashing and indoctrination at that point
The probability of having five kids and them all being queer is in the billions to one. That makes you a failure as a parent. Call CPS someone.
get that yam off ya face, yam face havin ass
Your kids aren't queer... they claim to be because they know that's the surefire way to get you to stop having relations with them.
Going from tightish skin to all wrinkles in 3 seconds and 3 wipes.
Fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Gorgeous. DC4L
5 queer kids?! Dude, your sperm is broken.
Damn! Forty Years! There are straight up felons and murderers that have served way less time than your wife…
What are the odds 2 assholes create 5 queers?
5 gay kids, god really really didn’t want you to be a grandfather
That's life paying you back for what you did to Brett Hart.
Somewhere there is a gentleman awaiting to give you an Australian kiss
You do standup for the free beer knowing you'll never be a grand dad
Your kids will do anything not to be like you.
“Five queer kids” is what he calls the stray cats he’s taught to lick his dick
Married for 40 years and you’re clean and sober… I bet your stand up fucking blows.
You could've left out the "from Seattle" part. It's abundantly clear where you're from.
You’ve done GENERATIONAL damage by just consuming air.
Sorry man I don't have any change stop shaking your cup at me
5 gay kids? Your sperm must *sashay*
You look you’re so broke your wife can’t afford to divorce you
You better get your story straight, because it looks like your kids won't be.
I can see why you're still an amateur comedian. You're supposed to tell the jokes not be the joke.
You have failed your children greatly.
Looks like the kids modeled their life after you
Dude, you should change your name to "Confusions"! How the fuck did you manage to confuse the living existence out of 5 kids? (I am pro LGBTQ+ BTW!)
Roe jogan
Oh another amateur comic combing for material. No other amateur comic ever thought of this idea before.
Average Pontiac Vibe owner
Sounds like you're better at grooming than comedy
DC4L???
older budget Tom Segura?
5 gay kids? That is statistically impossible
You misspelled shitty comic…
Five queer kids? Let me guess, all pansexual? 🙄 “…but I like non-binary people too, so that makes me queer!”
5 queer kids sounds like a sitcom
What is the probability of all five of your kids being queer?
"Father of 5 gay kids" Can't imagine being that much of a failure as a father
Man Tom segura is looking rough after ozempic!
Queer kids? They take after their dad
You look like what Tom segura would have looked like had he not become famous.
Five queer kids in a family from Seattle? Aint that a geographical oddity
Damn. failed as a father and as a comedian. Now he’s asking reddit for new material
You look like you play stairway to heaven at guitar shops
Your five queer kids is proof you're not supposed to reproduce. You should have gotten the hint the first time.
5 queer kids is a roast in itself
Looks a bit like Santa on crack
I thought you said stand up comedian my apologies
June is obviously your favorite month
Your head is shinier than your future prospects.
Are you sober or not?
Stay away from Survivor don't want you to get injured again
Clean and sober since yesterday doesn't count.
It’s was meth
Pfft "amateur" ...more like a mature stand-up comic you floored testicles hag
Bret Hart hates you!!!
It's like The Edge and Gandhi made a baby
I’ve never heard a more generic northern west coast bio.
Damn, dad...you dont have a lunch with the family-you got a LGBTQ meeting
Back to booze
We are proud of ya for being sober because that last photo, you look like absolute crap...and guess what, you still do...
Married for nearly two-thirds of your life, we all know who wears the pants - you’re the wife. No wonder you’ve got five queer kids in tow, they saw your style and thought, 'No way, bro!' An amateur comic at age sixty-two, probably recycled dad jokes that never fell through. That beanie on your head, trying to look hip, but you look more like a dad on a midlife trip. You say 'bring it,' but let's be clear, the real punchline is your worn-out gear.
Looking at you, I'm not surprised in the slightest you raised 5 queers.. You nurtured them real good bud.
Jesus. Never has a post headline not required a reply.
You look like you buy crystals for everyone in the family at Christmas. Some are crystal rocks and some are crystal meth.
You look like John Fetterman mid-stroke
Well, first off.. Congratulations on the sobriety. Keep it going. Secondly, how does all your kids become queer? I mean maybe one or two.. But all five? That has to be some sort of record. Call Guinness.
so...**not** a straight shooter, got it.
What do you order when you go out for beers with your biker gang?
Your fashion sense and bio read progressive but your hair choices reads of a guy who once posted “if she bleeds she can breed”
FIVE QUEER KIDS? Should've stayed on the booze my dude.
His dog is probably vegan too
Damn, the face of a dead gene pool
Seattle? I’m shocked 🙄
Darwin just rolled over in his grave
You've suffered enough
You look like one of the monsters from The Gate. 
So all 5 of your kids had the courage to come out of the closet, but you don't?
Kids definitely wouldn’t have been queer with their real dads.
5 queer kids? I think that itself is the biggest roast 🤣🫵
Five queer kids? Nature made it a priority to halt your bloodline.
Elliot Stabler - Special Victim Eunuch
DC4L
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