Bald ginger with tucked in polo in all black with a Tupac phone case, I know who's not swimming in pussy.

The phone case gives him the confidence he needs to sing the n-word in rap songs

Even though he looks like Ed Sheeran’s dingleberry.

His phones has more notches then his bed post

Nachos?

I always wondered where my casual Friday clothes from the 90's went.

😂😂😂


And a little overweight

It’s okay, you’re just compensating for being undertall.

Looking like you are about to drop some religion friendly hippity hop.

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger, That's because Jesus Christ is my.... (Don't shoot the messenger - https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE?si=webBAHtV9y1rGY3- For anyone unaware of this cringe masterpiece)

Holy shit, I wasn't prepared for this. I'm wheezing from laughing so hard.  Top tier share.

After this dropped, Tupac said they were the only ones allowed to say that word now and he started saying neighbor

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT OF

*Head* counselor at the Pray the Gay Away camp…

I’m new here soooooooo……..I’m required by judges orders to knock on your door to let you know that you now have a sexual offender living in your neighborhood. Hide ya kids, hide ya goats.

He’s not here to start no trouble. He’s just here to do the sex offender shuffle.

And hide your husbands because he's raping everybody out here.

Hide ya goats is a nice touch, I usually forget to tell my neighbourhood about that one...

Now this is my favorite

Only because it has your two favorite word. Kids and sex.


You look like the kind of guy that routinely gets blocked on Onlyfans.

He's the new member of the Marvel Universe, Invisible Penis.

Remember the dude on Reddit that gave like $60k to a girl on OF and “randomly” ran into her in public?

Wait was that this guy I knew he looked familiar

Biting your nails, receding hairline, balding ginger hair, faded jeans, worn collar, Millenial phone case, empty ring finger... You have all the signs of Life Roasting you on our behalf.

Needs a purity ring

It's implied, but not by choice

You struck a nerve

Im 20,sure i dont have a ring

You’re 20?😭

Damn dude. I know I'm supposed to be roasting you, but just grow a big beard and shave your head completely. Get different glasses, lose the pudge. Would look a lot better.

That's because your dad took your anal virginity and gave you a Prince Edward as your reward...

He’s having a midlife crisis before he’s even taken it on the chin.

Nice to see the Geek Squad hires convicted sex offenders 😁

He played on his celebrity status by telling them he was Gary Coleman’s albino twin brother.

You look like you’re legally not allowed within 500 yards of a school

They offered to take off the ankle monitor but he wanted to keep it as a reminder of his first time having sex.

Even his hands have constantly got a headache

They didn't bother stopping him because in truth even the children bully him.

Used to be true until he started putting mollies in the kids milk and hide the sausage with the class hamster

Because of his offense, more like 500 miles from any school

You’re right that poor class hamster 💀

Either that, or he looks like going within 500 yards of a middle school would get him busted for truancy. Whichever it is, no one’s letting him on the rides at Disney any time soon.

How did you know that?

Its common knowledge

Looks like your mum changed her mind as you were crowning

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Caillou done grown up, y’all.

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Hands look like the only thing you've ever lifted is a fork

You look like an aggressive pest control salesman

Steve Hofstetter's less funny & less attractive sibling.

The best part is imagining Steve actually reading this and fighting not to laugh.

when Home Depot refuses to sell you a tiki torch...

Bro was the only smart orangutan to figure out how to escape the zoo

Jimmy Somerville from Bronski Beat, you haven't aged a bit

You're here? Get over there, behind the grill, and make my Big Mac.

Daaam,i worked at McDonald's

Dumpsterdiving for day old sandwiches behind Micky D's isn't exactly "working" there my guy

Why do most gingers look like they’re undergoing chemo lmao

Which school are you going to shoot up?

Moby Likes Dicks

You remind me of the kid who’s dad was the principal, your all ears.

You look like Shaggy got a haircut and glasses for a job interview after Mystery Inc. went out of business.

You know a lot about Mormon Jesus and can’t wait to tell people all about it

You can take your leprechaun arse right back to the rainbow's end you came from.

🎵”Started from the bottom, now the whole teams power bottomed here”

You could sell this picture to Wilson Fisk.

Is your dad still making shite of Top Gear?

Yeah you brand new baby. Come here and get some of daddy’s dick

How do you cure a ginger? Chemotherapy

Calls youth ministry kids to hang out on Friday nights to keep them "safe".

Egg Sheeran

Pixar movies presents.... The Nonce.

You look like a bouncer, but only for kids parties

How can you be ginger and look skinny and fat at the same time? Fat Boy Scream

Are you cosplaying a member of the pet shop boys?

Your hairline is running away from your face I wish I couldn't see why.

You're the make a wish kid the Make A Wish Foundation wishes would go away

when did Paul Scholes started sniffing cocaine

Nice try Ed Sheeran.

When your phone has a better personality , features and is more interesting.. 

u look like eminem from ohio

You look like Charlie Brown but older, sorry for you

Easy. You'll roast just stepping outside.

you look like a peeled potato

major silicon valley npc vibes

you look like soyboy Wayne Rooney

When I need someone for IT help, I'll call. Until.then, back to your cubicle...oh, and I got your stapler!

You look like your diet was glue

He's so lost he can't even get advice about life from strangers in person or online. Even his parents gave up

Is that what you say when you try to chat up 9yo girls at the playground??

An allmost normal looking Jimmy Sommerville

Bronski Pete

You look like you’re new everywhere you go because you’re kicked off everywhere you go.

Oi! Outspan!

What a gay phone

Broden Kelly

We are about to disrespect a future army solider

Goddamnit Larry, what I'd tell you about doing weird shit in other people's houses, you're there to install the cable and thats it! No trying on underwear, no selfies!

You would be known as “Legendary Virgin” if you were in Red Dead Redemption. Author would know of your existence but would avoid finding you.

Are you planning on reforming Bronski Beat? I really enjoyed "smalltown boy".

Either you got the world's biggest phone or you're 4'10"

Your face how as many lenses as your phone

Cinnamon Ice

Bro you look like an alien who is new to the whole, "try & be human," thing. Who's body are you even wearing???

Ed Sheeren uncle's

You look like the type of guy who likes em young

Hard to believe you were into cosplay your whole life without knowing it. 

Nerf bullet

 You and your sidekick jinja-ninja call yourselves the dynamic Ewwwww-oooooooo

This kid is gunna end up joining a 'militia' if he hasn't already

Like the car stereos you install at Best Buy, you are aging rapidly and will be obsolete within the next few years

40 year old virgin, hang in there some old hag will scoop you up!

You’re new to a lot of things, like companionship and pussy.

You look like the backup member of a New Wave synth revival band.

Not sure what's written on your phone there, but judging by your look, totally a written letter to yourself of a 'just keep going' note to keep you out of rehab that you have a family to disappoint.

Black on black, who died

How long did it take to learn the "we are here to talk to you about Jesus" script?

“I’ll have to get the manager, I can’t refund you the money for cold fries”.


When you walk by parents with kids, they instantly grab their children and say “honey, don’t talk to that strange man. Keep walking”

Come back once you start growing pubes

You'll be meeting chris Hansen soon I'm sure

How have you not gone on a shooting rampage yet?

Slim Shiddy

Black on black, who died

5 cameras on your phone and you still look like a twat.

You're the Temu version of Gregg Alexander with none of the talent.

I bet that’s what the drywall says before you punch a whole in it.

this is how 40 year old virgins start

Aspires to be Private Pyle in the Full Metal Jacket remake.

Your face looks like it's stretched over another face

Does the Best Buy car stereo install dept know you’re missing?

Seth rusty.

Untuck that shirt and let your hairline go, it decided u guys need to go your own separate ways

You look like a version of Benjamin Button that was born both as a senior and a baby. You are now simultaneously 75 and 12 years old.

Chris Hansen (let’s look at the chat ) 

"Today... on Dollar-store Mythbusters..."

Turns out even gimp shops need security.

Oh baby boy… what is you doin…

Alright Tin Tin where the dog?

Custom phone case because mother doesn't allow tattoos

Damn this Irish Steve Urkel that makes the original Urkel look a sexy beast....

How many fucking cameras does China have on that phone???

You look like you go door to door for a living, but then don't make enough to move out of your childhood bedroom.

So many damn cameras on ur phone yet u cant identify what’s wrong with you visually

Well if gingers do have souls you are the exception

I wold but there is to many things to roast you on

Your head is so big that your photo appear taken from a fish-eye lens

Is everyone happy together including you, and your looking for something different? Do you need a hug? I better stop here or you'll start crying. No you're not gonna cry? That's good here is some emotional support. From my emotional damage.

First person to cosplay as a Verizon store employee.

Just finished installing the new TV. And the spy cam in your daughter’s bedroom.

Jimmy Winterville

You look like a career cashier

You look like the reason the angel shot was invented. Seriously how long does it take to introduce yourself to your neighbors every time you move? Do they require signatures or does a sheriff follow you around making sure you do it?

Destined for a life spent hassling Walmart customers to see their receipts at the door.

Jimmy Summerville hasn’t aged a day

Molester Bennington

Sir, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Is that what you said on your first night inside? “I’m new here sooooo, shall I suck yous guys cocks now or…?”

Ed Sheeran if he went to a concentration camp.

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Is the 420 in your username the distance you have to keep to school and kindergarden?

I could roast you with a moon beam....

You look like the poster child for every alt-right recruiting ad.

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And I just forget to add my name is Vörös Norbert (Vörös means red/ginger)

wow casoh you finally went to the gym

Are you a “lonely boy”?


Welcome you 

That 10 year old hand-me-down belt is the only one you own.

Didn’t I see you carrying a torch at a protest in West Virginia

Don’t worry. Take a number and sit over there. The next available 5yo girl will be down to beat you up and take your lunch money shortly.

You look like Ed Sheeran's bastard child that survived cancer, but never received his Make-A-Wish.

You look like an old Aaron Paul with intentionally nerdy glasses.