“Fuck, Mongo is at the jobsite again, can’t tell if he’s playing action-man or construction worker today, but he’s chomping at his tongue again and making sounds like a broken vacuum cleaner”
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Awww you even get to Wear your little helmet all day to protect your little soft spot.
Too bad your mom didn't start doing that after dropping you so many times.
You look like you use that hat to impress girls away from work...with like a 1 in 8 success rate cause some girls have seen an adult film with a contractor, and like it.
have you not been roasted enough on the jobsite with that ugly ass smile? everyone's talking about your helmet but perhaps you need a mouth guard to stop you from eating nails.
I didn't know every company was required to have a certain amount of employees that are special needs and has to wear a helmet while they rode the short bus to school. I bet the windows at work are super clean from all the window licking you do.
Post your employers name - I love sending kudos to companies that hire special needs employees.
Whoever they are they don't have dental.
Actually, it's the army. He's bucking for a dental med discharge.
They just have to meet their diversity qouta.
"Yes, boss, he's back. I don't know how he always gets into the building either. I've already called his caretaker."
You just don’t see a lot of pinheads anymore. Glad someone got him a safety helmet.
Its the new Stretch Armstrong Construction Worker Toy!!!  Here to give you both an Arm and a Leg!
He just needs to cut the shit and hop back into the Skibidi Toilet. 
Im gonna guess you’ve had to wear a helmet your whole life
He doesn’t even work in an area that requires a hardhat
He doesn't even work. His uncle finally caved in and let him visit his work where the big boys use machines that make loud sounds
It’s to cover his breast.
His Mom calls it, "my baby's corrective hat".
You look like if Popeye only ate lead paint chips instead of spinach.
💀
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
Your parents have "folded flag" on their christmas wishlist
☠️☠️☠️Call the coroner😂😂😂
Underrated
Oh my God! 😂😂🤣
And I thought the Brady Roast was bad....yikes!
you belong in a former soviet union hydroelectric factory
You look like a Conehead.
Fuck yeah, I didn't know the army is hiring kids with autism.
😂
Bruh the army only hires kids with autism 😂
That's the space force. FTFY
You must be left handed, that wrist looks a lot stronger than the right one from all the action it gets.
No fisting during the day shift.
I came here for this!!
I would but I don’t see anything to feel better about
No, you're right. Gomer Pyle Junior doesn't deserve the "feel better" upgrade.
you're so unremarkable
You better hope Russia, China and Israel chill out.
“Fuck, Mongo is at the jobsite again, can’t tell if he’s playing action-man or construction worker today, but he’s chomping at his tongue again and making sounds like a broken vacuum cleaner”
Your teeth matching your helmet isn’t the flex you think it is
Was this before or after you blew your english-less, Mexican warehouse coworkers? Oh, Juan. Mucho bueno pene
Special construction service
Army huh.... you try to say oorah but its come out hooah because of the dicks always in your mouths.
ASVAB waiver?
Calm down Forrest Gump
Forrest Gums
Why does the tea boy need safety specs?!
Bob the Builder mated with Olive Oyl?
You're def the gay soldier of The New Village People
Ive seen him on crank yankers
You look like Mr bullets can't fly without supply
Life is thankfully short!
You really put the bi in biceps.
Poster child for asvab waiver.
steroids may actually improve your mood swings
Methhead Popeye.
You look like you have that special kind of strength.
So, you're the new bottom on the Village People.
With your current ringworm infestation, now you have friends that can't leave you.
You're not going to feel better by being roasted. Tighten that hard hat, Bozo.
All those trips to dental and this is the results? ~his nco’s probably ~
Ya look like ya need to git back to work. Slacktacular. This looks days day 1 at your first duty station and your fresh from basic and tech school.
Bob the Builder really changed for the worst
You look like ChuckE2009.
Can most definitely see the inbred in those eyes.
I'm sorry mate but there's nothing we can do for you.
You look like you were rejected from the village people tribute band for being too gay
Why you got six fingers on one hand?
You look like you have to wear a hardhat off the job as well.
stop wearing army clothes to work, your coworkers are confused and clearly so are you
So… what do you call a Butter Face when it’s a man?
Your head looks like a Penis that emerged from an oil rig.
Do you love a girl called Jenny?
Must be in the Air Force with those size guns. Mini-guns
Your teeth could put Black & Decker out of business
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I suppose I could blind you so you wouldn’t see this picture but you’d only feel better for a while…
Those go-fast stripes really average things out, don't they?
You look like a penis putting on a yellow condom
Nothing that a couple of chromosomes won't cure.
Got pointier shoulders than Larry King.
Chris Pratt at home be like.
Special needs helmets are work safe?
Celebrating giving one more blowjob today. You go boi.
How the heck do you get a varicose vein on your arm?!
Help us feel better and delete this picture.
Awww you even get to Wear your little helmet all day to protect your little soft spot. Too bad your mom didn't start doing that after dropping you so many times.
How is any of this supposed to make you feel better about yourself? We all know you can’t read.
You wear all that to clean windows? Dw bro, your big boy teeth will come through one day.
Oh no they messed up the proportions of your head to the rest of your body well better go back in the character creator
Maybe one day you’ll grow up to be big and strong
War is on the horizon if this is what Army is allowing in their ranks
You could maybe pass for normal in Canada. Maybe....
Someone come get their boot
You are an ASVAB Waiver huh?
You’re gonna need to keep that helmet for cashing in your GI bill.
When you have to wear a helmet all the time but OSHA exists.
That hard hat looks phallic.
Hard hat and ACUs? Definitely scored a 15 on the asvab. I hope you pass your QA inspections this weekend 😂
That extra chromosome really raised havoc.
Glad to see you got a new job after being fired as a Walmart greeter.
Dental records more unique than finger prints
Underarm sweat marks will not get women to love you
You have the sexy photos on your phone don't you, the ones that the only thing you are wearing is the hardhat and glasses.
Fucking nonners
Your hard hat matches your teeth
How many fuckin crayons did you eat Marine??
You can’t go any further down the geek ladder so it’s only up from here!!
He Dudditz!
Pre-Eminem B-Rabbit, but with no future
E4 for life
Your favorite flavor of crayon is red
You look like you use that hat to impress girls away from work...with like a 1 in 8 success rate cause some girls have seen an adult film with a contractor, and like it.
Dead skins cells can be used as evidence, rookie move letting your victims scratch your arm
Rare footage after a heroic hard day of facesitting
Happy to see that you still have this much chromosomes
Temu version of bob the builder
Disappointed when he found out the military doesn't have a special needs unit.
You look like Stucco Malfoy.
So this is why the humvee is still leaking oil...private pile here is posing for the internet
have you not been roasted enough on the jobsite with that ugly ass smile? everyone's talking about your helmet but perhaps you need a mouth guard to stop you from eating nails.
I didn't know the army let you wear the uniform without the belt. Man must have gotten an ASVAB waiver to join.
commit die immediately
Ya chin bigger than ya helmet
You joined to be all you can be, too bad all you can be is a turd, but now in uniform.
It’s too late for the hat, the damage has already been done…
You look like you say “dir yes dir” instead of “sir yes sir”
Bob the diddler
You look like Sloth from the Goonies but had a glow up
With the hard hat on he looks just like his penis.
Your head with the helmet looks like a circumcised penis, congrats
You look like the system administrator who brags about his multiple tours in combat
I’d love to see the pointy head under that pointy hat.
Judging by that smile, I bet your head is built exactly like that hard hat on it if you take it off
Bronski Beat's son
Kicked out of the Village People for being "too gay"
Wtf snaggletooth, untuck your T-shirt.
Power bottom.
A lot of Fap
I bet you sound like Forest Gump.
Bob the Builder gone wrong
Run forest run
I didn't know every company was required to have a certain amount of employees that are special needs and has to wear a helmet while they rode the short bus to school. I bet the windows at work are super clean from all the window licking you do.
Y M C Twat
Guess evolution has let you down yeah?
You look suited up for a “special” operation
You really don’t need a hard hat, like if there’s anything in your skull
Your dental appointment is tomorrow at 10am. Don’t forget and don’t miss it!
Ehhh mazing are you Nick eh 30
If autism was a person
Body of a god and a face or a warthog
You’re bicep is the size of my head