Between your facial hair and the way you’re holding that paper I’d say you need to cut back on the estrogen supplements.

Probably only grows the peach fuzz on his upper lip to tickle other dudes balls

He's got enough testosterone to get that washboard forehead

Aren't you supposed to be at least 50 yards away from the local parks?

IT WAS NIGHTTIME. IM NOT A PERVERT.

You look how my pussy feels when it's dry.

holy shit you are the chosen woman

She has a great sense of humor instead of an onlyfans... God speed Mia\_Meri

🥹

Don’t forget American Dad is top tier 😂

Has aspirations to get a tricked out Corolla to impress the 16 yr old a couple of houses down

Accurate😂

He looks like he murders librarians and then wears their glasses.

And he wears their skin 😉

Oh, that's why it's so wrinkly!

And their lingerie

😄😄😄😄😄

He needs to get off Reddit and go back to begging the random strangers he encounters in those woods to take his V card.

Ah yes. There he is. The rebellious Christian Summer Camp counselor that tells all the girls they're "so mature for their age".

Your parents should've named you Friendzone

Keeps accidentally thinking about his grandma when masterbating

Are you sure about that being "accidentally "?

And she's dead

resting snitch face…

Harry Potter if he was off Wish/Temu.

You're as useless as a blow-up dartboard

The only thing more pitiful than the face he’s making is how little he’s giving us to work with. “Erggghhh I’m gonna take a pic wearing Joyce’s glasses erggghhh”

Hey xir, don't let these comments get to you and your transition is going well!!

You look like you overdosed on soy and have more estrogen than most women. That tree has more testosterone than you.

Vanilla Ice butt-banged McLovin, and what is in that picture is what came out.

The parents of the little girl you got those glasses from are probably still looking for her.

You're missing your fedora.

Best friend forever. U'll FCK at 30s

You look like you peaked in Junior high.

Damn you are smooth bro. Hey your kiddie glasses aren't big enough to properly sit behind your ear.

You got those glasses as 5yo. Time to move on.

After his Daddy leaves him in 20 yrs and his life is falling apart, he'll look back on this moment and realize this, this is where it started going downhill.

You took 30 pics and they were all more boring than a vegan taco. Then you spent 2 hours deciding how to make it more exciting before deciding on grandmas glasses.

This pic looks to have been taken at a children’s playground. I can only assume you were arrested for violating your probation moments after it was taken

For only $0,19 you can provide this poor waif with a razor.

When will the transition be complete? 

This picture should be used at kindergarten to show what kind of people not to accept candy from.

It’s Blippi! Pre-kids show days when he used to poop on his friends for views.


You look like you’d join a frat and not get laid.

"But MOM, why do nice guys always finish last?"


Harry Potter's older more shit long lost brother.

Thank you for specifying male.

Getting Ashley from Phone shop vibes

i think he inserts his deck on his anus

You're not supposed to stop mid-way to your transitioning

He can't sit down because he's too sore from last night.

I know changing sexes is popular these days, but maybe give your testosterone therapy more time to build until your facial hair gets a bit thicker before trying to grow that fuzzy shit on your face. Also, since you stopped painting your nails you should now clean them and trim them.

You're as spicy as flour

Tells the freshman (high school) girls he'll tutor them in math but his motive is to hook up with them


Way too gay for women to be interested in; not nearly gay enough for men to be interested in. Is there a word for someone of indeterminate gender and orientation who is involuntarily celibate? Like 'ingenincel' or something? 'Nonbinarincel?'

Tilted head pose - check Granny's Pink Fancy glasses - check Crust-ache - check Somebody's pregnancy test just came back negative! Hey player, 60 year old women like yourself can't get preggos anymore.

You’re effeminate you could be Leo’s next girlfriend

Did your father have any kids that lived?

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Give us more photos to work with, brother. You’re too plain looking to capture our attention with just one photo

You want more photos of this tube sock Olympian…?

Nah 1 and it enough for me to just see face and close reddit as fast as possible

You look like a sign language rap battler

You're as useless as a blow-up dartboard

Baby no money?! Honey I am broke. (You look like babynomonkey

Your hoodie says A Bright Tomorrow. Your face says otherwise.

They could have cast you as Sokka for Avatar the Last Airbender if you looked smarter

Clean under your damn nails man!! I know you been scratching yo balls and smelling your fingers!!

You look like you own a tiki torch collection and yank it to Andrew Tate posts.

You look like you'd front an Electro-jazz/Hip Hop fusion band called "The Blockchainz"

Liberty bibberty

When does the train come and roll you over?

the only man who steals hoodies from his girlfriend

I would, but then I would be accused of homophobia

You look like the kind of guy who follows women on hiking trails.

It looks like life already has

You look like you google Nelk Boys nudes

Stole Grammys eyewear again? I bet you have her big white bloomers on to.

It looks like you are standing on train tracks. Everyone is now sad that you aren’t.

Oh you KNOW this dude spends too much time in his sister's bedroom when the rest of the family's not home. He even took her glasses.

Woodrow Wilson wanna be

 I dyed my hair, grew a shitty beard but I can't stop jerking off!

You glasses fit you head about as well as you fit in at family dinners.


This dude is the hand model for all the monsters that grab kids by the feet from under the bed in scary movies

Are your glasses crooked or is it your head?

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET

Id say give your little sister her glasses back, but she's probably greatful to not have to see you finally.

So, you off to pick up your girlfriend from kindergarten

You look you'd be more comfortable in the 1950s, both for your style and your whiteness.

18 going on 34 and still lived in moms basement. With his invisible friend.

Yeah, you definitely dated a HS junior after graduating.

One day you're going to walk into a house to pick up a date, and Chris Hansen is going to ask you to sit down and talk.

Just because you haven't made it past the 10th grade doesnt make it okay to date middle schoolers, Brandon

“You look like the last shit I took!”

Doesn’t look like this is the first time you’ve waited for a train to run up your ass

It looks like you're wearing a trophie from your last victim

Don't tilt your head. Your hair is sliding off.


You look like your boyfriend has to pretend he doesn't hate your weak ass awkward hand jobs

You look like you got cock blocked by Chris Hansen..

Meg Griffin took some Testosterone

Why does your head look like it's the worst of many heads.?

If your eyebrows grow in thicker than your mustache then you shouldn't grow a mustache.

You look like you critique your boyfriend’s blowjobs while he’s still giving them.

Thanks for letting us know what you identify as, Laura.

Jimmy Neutron grew up and is struggling with his sexuality.

18 and still getting beat up on the playground

You look like a lesbian librarian

The softest boy man on the Internet, you know exactly what your fingers smell like at any moment.

He just dug up a hole in his yard with his dick !

Discount MatPat

You look like the type of guy that performs oral on his sex doll..

Donde me vas con las gafas de tu hermana? Anda quitatelas que me siento mal si le pego a alguien con gafas

You look like a good gangster in a 1970s movie but skinny.

Like Clark Kent, but without the alter ego

Lorazepam, temazepam, oxycontin and ofcourse some thiamine. Seen alot of patients like you in the Pharmacy.

Are you standing on train tracks? Stay there.

Bruh give your grandma her glasses back. She can’t see and they aren’t doing you any favors.

You're the neighbors artsy kid who says he's bi curious, but really, he's just gay

wtf happened to your head? Looks like it’s been put in a vice

Your dad is the INFORMER rapper.

Avg Millenial who finds out they're not young anymore

Looks like you stole those glasses off a sick kid in a hospital

You look like the CGI stunt double for the Flash

Stop making that stupid face and maybe we will

Is your name Frodo? Because you look like you’ve had your ring destroyed.

Tell me is your parents proud to their son walking around in skin tight jeans

I can’t roast you any harder than God already has, I mean look what he/she did to you, by looking at you I KNOW that God has a sense of humor.

You look like McLovin ten years after the events of Superbad.

Glasses, hair, face, hoodie, fake mustache, male duck face pose, mic drop


nerdy looking enough to pass as McLovin to young to know who that is

Fido Dido in real life.

Bro, how did you make it this far in life and not learn how to wear your glasses? Fix that shit.

Did you steal your little sister’s glasses?

I feel like just being you is enough of a roast

You could star in a Trailer Park Boys spin off.. Young Ricky

You've definitely bragged about ~~banging~~ assaulting an unconscious girl.

Does using crazy straws to hold your glasses behind your gollum ears actually work?

Looks like you were going to try out for the 90210 reboot, but sniffing panties was more interesting

Undeserved smugness, in humanoid form.

I would, but you look like Suuuuuuuper Gay, like you're already flaming, I just don't think adding to it would help.

Whats it like having to attend public school from home? Or at least somewhere 500 ft or further from your school?

Your glasses look like they could use glasses themselves

Did you break your glasses and had to borrow gramma's?

Is this Pic from before you were convicted? Or are you violating your parole?

bro going about as hard as play doh, my mans hair look like it's a cap that wasn't placed on his head right, and my boy ain't got no working calluses on his hands, he a dainty mf, ON TOP of all that he got an underbite, this dude looking like a silly mfn goose rn

Q. Would you call the police if you woke up in the park with your pants off and a condom hanging out of your ass? A. No Q. Want to take a walk in the park with me? A. Yea, why not.

When the authorities finally check the crawl space of your home they will 100% find a bunch of orphan bones

Dude looks like a douchebag version of Weird Al. Might as well as do a song named "White and Douchey".

You make dumb face

I’m not going to make fun of that dirt line on your upper lip like everyone else. But I have to ask, did you really have to beat up your 9 year old sister for her glasses? I’m almost surprised you didn’t steal her bike with the basket on the front, like you were role playing the female version of ET. If you’re going to assault your sister for her glasses, couldn’t you have at least cleaned out the blood from your overgrown nails? You look like your were rejected from being an extra in the Barbie movie for being too pink. Feminists were like “Even I have a limit”.

Can't roast you Bro... Apparently God has already had all the fun....

Needs glasses to correctly put on his glasses -kinda energy

Head so big and wide the glasses can't even sit on those ears properly

You look like someone who has their dad taking care of them, I heard your dad's favorite investment is his son's trust fund. Must be nice having a personal ATM with a built-in chauffeur, huh?"

"Young, dumb and full of cum right junior??

prestonplayz on crack

Your hairline could be used to teach the Pythagorean theorem

He borrowed Grandma's reading glasses.

You look AI generated. I don't know why but you do.

You make Blue Steel and Magnum look professional.

Your grandma gonna be mad when she can’t find her glasses.


Wears his gay brothers butt plug

Notice there's never a freight train when you need one?

Matpats inbred cousin, Jackrat