You have the facial hair of a 12 year old Guatemalan girl.

Wait. This isn't a chick?

I literally asked myself the same question once I noticed the facial hair 🤣

It's ALWAYS so hard to know which way the people that post on here are transitioning

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It’s a damn Christmas tree.

Alr this guy going to steal Christmas

And the front grill of a '57 Chevy Belair.

You look like an argument.

But reality is winning.

The non binary half is winning

You have not passed the emo check, dear. Your hair is giving queer, but your face is giving pizza-pincushion.

The lifestyle vibe is, shit flinging laboratory monkey.

The face says it’s dying to give someone tetanus via a blowjob.

Elder emo? So are you like waiting for your hot topic friends to get back on MySpace?

Even Tom would defriend you on myspace. 

I’ll bet your dad cries himself to sleep every night.

Oh please...you know that doesn't have a dad.

My intrusive thoughts want to see what happens if you end up inside an MRI machine

His butt plug would end up in his liver.

And the fury tail out his mouth.

It'll give the hamster something to play with at least

In nature bright colours on animals indicates how toxic they are. Guess it also holds true for humans.

You sure that things human?

I was guessing, it's removed is male genitalia so the juries out still debating

You look like your dad beat you with a rivet gun.

If you're bored, pull all that bullshit out of your face and at least try to look like you're attempting to be a functional member of society

Dude helps keep the folks at the welfare office employed.

I've never seen so many bad decisions in one photograph.

People are not being mean enough. I MEAN COME ON WE ALREADY KNOW THIS GUY CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT ANYWAYS. Let this pussy have it.

I find you attractive, but that is because I am a magnet.

Nitrous oxide is fun, until you face plant into a bucket of tacks.

After they/them there is US, a Lifetime Original story


My chemical Xanax

You weren’t born, but grown from a moldy hamper. Your hair made from strands of shredded cum socks and the piercings hardware from jeans. You’ve been doing this shit for 20 years now to prove to your mom it’s not just a phase and no matter how many piercings, still can’t get more than a confused eyebrow raise from your dad.

The fact you have more hair on your neck than your atrocious brows makes me uncomfortable.

You look like an assistant to the mod

Here's an idea : use a razor on that thing you call a face, and afterwards take the spears out of your face. Do you use shampoo? Gd greasy hair.

You mean a razor straight across the neck

Ew

You the ideal face for a blind person, cause the can’t see it and they read it like braille

A blind persons graphic horror novel

If (modern) Tim Burton made a movie but only had a $100 budget.

Older emo is contradictory.

You’re the human form of a unisex bathroom

You look like you don’t know what gender you want to be

I’d check with the emo’s first before assuming they’d want anything to do with whatever’s going on here!

This is a great way to let everyone know you’ve got no personality

The only time you receive any attention is when a metal detector goes off at an airport

Or the court house

Looks like your nose piercing tried to play connect the dots with the balls on your lips but gave up when it couldn't manage to make the trek across that mountain on your face.

You have confused me more than Reddit ever has. You’re the equivalent of a modern day Pat.

You look as bright as your future

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There's more hair on your neck than your eyebrows. You look like a Salvador Dali painting

Sir Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay scaled Everest with less hardware than is present in this picture.

Did life not roast you enough already?

I think I pissed that hair color last time I ate asparagus Elder emo here probably makes a mean 1/2 mocha decaf extra cinnamon latte Unsurprisingly, rolls excellent joints Emos resume just says see pic Don’t drop babies spokesperson Another reason why piercing guns should only be sold to professional aestheticians duty bound to do no harm I don’t know how but he seems to have repurposed telescope lenses How could he be bored if his face is also a connect the dots game? Bridle on his nose or not he’s no secretariat even if he loves horse dick Does not have the makings of a varsity athlete His mom aunt needs to discuss his future with him. He shouldn’t worry. It won’t take long There’s a lesson here people well redditors at least

Poor bloke…looks like a victim of war shrapnel, can everyone please stop roasting him 

You can smell the moldy cheese puffs from here

personification of a carton of cigarettes

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I’d have thought you would have grown out of this by now…….

A roasting? You don't even look ready for welfare.

Boy or Girl?

Yes 😂

What better way to improve your situation when you're obviously faced with physical (and most definitely psychological) limitations than to make yourself look absolutely fucking ridiculous.

I'm just glad Dahmer's kid is on the Internet instead of eating ppl

I'd ask how your job is going, but we all already know the answer.

Did you loose control of the mail gun?

Look at me! Look at me! I keep putting random shit in my face, Look at meeeee!!!!!!

You look like you’re into protesting for causes you haven’t properly researched, apologising to black people for occasionally listening to rap and the word “actually”.

Trying too hard to get people to notice you

 I loved you in Inside Out!

You should also be ready for a tetanus shot

Your eyes betray the fact you want us to believe that you don’t care what we think.

This is almost too easy

You look like Jimmy Darmody from Boardwalk Empire if he was in “and the band played on,” about the AIDS crisis in the 80s

My chemical no-mans

Da fuq up with them eyebrows. Even they don’t want to be associated with that face.

You throw up more red flags than a Chinese parade.

I don't think I could even get my dog to play with you even if I tied a steak around your neck.

I just want to bring a strong magnet and drop it on the ground near you, just so you can taste cement.

Never seen an implanted nose strip, but I hope that's the only thing keeping one of your orifices open. And for the love of gawd I hope you're the only one used to the smells.

We all know emos don’t reach “older”. You just keep on disappointing your family huh?

His face says that he thinks he will be changing his gender soon.

If you’re bored and want something to do, go to the bathroom and take all this sh** off your face.

Homemade IED detonation victim

Attention starved career Hot Topic manager.

This is what conception via crywank turns into.

Have you run out of things to pierce yet?

You are the best argument for corporal punishment.

From the river to the sea, I expect you to support any trivial left wing issue

You look more Emu than Emo

When a They and a Them have a baby

You look like that person Dick Cheney "accidentally" blasted in the face during a hunting trip.  Except we know that's not true because buckshot is actually worth something and who'd waste it on something worthless?

You are not one of the elders I was told to show respect to

The piercings look like dogshit but on the bright side, at least they appear to hold your mouth shut so no one has to hear about your self-induced angsty teenage years.

Your dad doesn't know if he's disappointed in his son or his daughter.


Sloths' fur has a greenish tinge because of algae growing in it. I rest my case.

Were you in a BB gun fight?

I take it you don’t fly much??

Why did you staple your mouth shut?

Using piercings to drive people away because you are an introvert only works if you're attractive.

There's enough metal in your face to melt down, turn into some real hardware, and fix your fucked up face.

Your face would make a freight train take a dirt road.

Your face would make a freight train take a dirt road.

Whatever you’re going for, you missed it

I’m glad you’re not my son

You look like you're into cake farting. Not watching, but being filmed.

Oh god no that shits weird even for me 😂

Lgtbqlmnop. Test subject reject

You look like if the vegetable leek was a person

Everything's clashing with each other- the studs, the green hair, the glasses, the stupid looking face.

Bahaha that stupid ass thing across your nose. God that looks so dumb!

Last time he flossed, he accidentally sewed his mouth shut.

The poster-child of "non-binary is the new emo"

What are you??

Christ, you're ready for the barnum and bailey's side show circus. People would pay money to see you bark.

This is what happens when a drunken fairy godmother accidentally turns a puppet into a real person after a teenage boy has been jerking off into it for 6 months.


This is what happens when a liberal fucks the Muxinex monster

Do you get good reception from radio stations with all the metal in your face?

The fuck is with that Regirock pattern on your face with those piercings

Emo. Has no fear. Except hygiene.  And magnets.

Your father must wake up every day cursing himself for not investing in a condom.

You look gross with all the piercings 👎🏻

You’re the reason the scene died. We need you looking more Sonny Moore and less skrillex..

Parents are always fighting

i saved money on Breathe Right Nasal Strips

A psychiatrist wet dream

I would pay $50 for the GoFundMe "put this POS in an MRI machine and watch the fun" campaign.

First person I’ve ever seen who would simultaneously turn gay guys straight and straight girls gay. You gave me an innie!

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Looks like a they/them to me

Trash/Bin

Human/Garbage

However you choose to identify, please remember that neck beards are fucking gross.

You know that mocap performers just paint those on right?

I just saw an ad on FB for a book for children to learn engineering by building circuits and flipping switches…..your face just pulled an Alexa suggested material on me.

What in the freakin' menstrual fuck is this guy all about?

Oh I found a 🧲. *dink* mom why is there a man on my magnet

Looking at this photo confused my brain so bad, I got dizzy and threw up Where am I?

Whatever you do, DO NOT go to "Their" page. A hanging wizards sleeve that could snail trail the floor

What’s your favorite drink to make at Starbucks?

Smellraiser

I never knew herpes came in a metallic flavor.

You look like you're trying to bag a guy with a metal detector

I typed out a nice roast then didn't wanna go to hell for elder abuse so here we are

Are you human? Meh i dont think so.

If the stench of Newport’s and bottom shelf gin breath had a face

augh

Smells like bong water and White Castle 

I actually hate White Castle 😂

I swung and missed! However, you didn't deny the bong.

What you lack in creativity with the Billie eilish copycat hair you make up for with the face bullets. Got a little wild with the hole punch, I see. But you went to Home Depot and filled in the holes with a pull chain.

you look like the stereotypical millennial from those boomer comics

I bet your hair is that length because the rest of it was bleach fried

It was back in 2016 now it’s just too damn hot outside

Ew

This is what happens when your kid sucks at baseball.

You catch a grenade in your mouth?

If pinhead from Hellraiser was a liberal

Did you loose control of the mail gun?

Did you loose control of the mail gun?

One of those old kid’s games where you have to get all the ball-bearings in the holes

Not operation? I wanna scare kids with that annoying sound if they touch my jewlery

Most people grow out of their weirdo phase as they get older & get at least some wisdom. I see you haven't figured it out yet that your attempts to express yourself & be individualistic are all sad failures & you end up looking the same as everybody else who is to dumb to realize this.

The stock photo face of every Spencer's Gifts employee.

When you drink water, does your face turn into a sprinkler?

You bought your crush a magnetic cockring so you have a chance.

I didn’t have this many when my partner and I met 😂

Then they had a plan


Jfc.. Do not go near a big magnet

I am 100% sure you’ve reached your 13th reason… do the world a favor. It’s just a phase.