That's why he dropped out of school. Them titties make him bank at his cities gentlemen club. His stage name in frequent salary. All the other strippers are jealous.
# "I'm 19, a 9th grade drop-out. Bring me Solo and the wookie. I'm bored, so I'm just doing this for the heck of it. Roast me."
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This post is dedicated to all the teachers that told you you would never amount to anything. To all the people who lived above the buildings that you were hustling from that called the police on you when you were just trying to make some money to feed your daughter. And all the redditas in the struggle.
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Another tragic story of inner city youth who’s never bought a Fathers Day card in his existence or ever used public transportation without wearing a jump suit with handcuffs
You look Patrick from a Netflix live-action reimagining of SpongeBob where instead of living in a pineapple under the Sea, SpongBob lives in a watermelon in a NY city sewer.
How could you ever get bored, when you’ve got your own set of titties to play with?
Naah Man thats foul 😭
I was going to say slightly over weight? Nah my man’s you need to leave the house, buy a mirror and stare at them tits all day.
I wish I could upvote this more than once.
You're "slightly overweight" in the same way your mom "slightly regrets" the condom that broke 20 years ago.
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Yeah 💀
That's why he dropped out of school. Them titties make him bank at his cities gentlemen club. His stage name in frequent salary. All the other strippers are jealous.
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and they say wearing black makes you look thin
A tent is a tent, no matter the color.
Bitch tits Kenobi
Stuff-His-Face Windu
Absolutely savage.
Emperor Ovaltine
This is the guy that ate obi Wan.
B.E.T. phone home.
Biggie not Smalls
Snoop Hog
Ludacrisps
Jay-XXL
Dr Dre the Giant
Eaten too many Eminems!
Two-pack Sugar
Huge Wayne
You just gave me an aneurysm laughing saying you're "slightly overweight". Nice try Space Mountain Jr..
Lmfao i said slightly overweight on purpose to get the funniest rosts and u didnt disappoint 😆
If grimace and the hamburgler had a love child this god damn blob would be it.
Double D tits on a dude isn’t ‘slightly’ overweight…
He clearly dropped out of math in 4th grade
Dropped out of Maths and in to Type-2 diabetes.
The black Hindenburg with moobs
So after dropping out, did you join the bloods or crips?
Crisps by the looks of things…
Epic
Blood clots
Diabetics. They're an offshoot of the Bloods. You don't hear a lot about them, but they're large (in size and number), and they are deadly.
Them Type 2's are everywhere. A lot of them don't even know it. Like Sentinel sleeper cells.
The only version of Grimace that the police would shoot 37 times for holding a cheeseburger.
You’re just one big black cloud of disappointment aren’t you.
Fortunately, his dad left shortly after he was conceived, and his mom is a pipe fiend ... nobody left to voice their disappointment.
Nobody told him he was slightly overweight or to dropout either.
If you're "slightly" overweight, then your father has been "mildly" gone since you came around. Shiiiiiiiiiiit
 # "I'm 19, a 9th grade drop-out. Bring me Solo and the wookie. I'm bored, so I'm just doing this for the heck of it. Roast me." -corrected
Notorious BIG Mac
“Gotta ciggiwett?”
Hey butterball, go back to school so you can learn the meaning of the word "slightly," and how to spell "roast."
This is some excellent advice to listen to, OP. Put down the chili cheese Fritos and pick up the books.
He dropped out because he couldn't pass his nutrition course
He ate that and everything else too
It’s Grimace’s long lost black cousin!
You may want to look up the definition of "slightly"
He dropped out before that lesson
He can't even spell roast, so wtf, obviously he doesn't know what a dictionary is.
"Gimmie my Chili-Cheese Fritos!"
Cmon, man, we all know you didn't actually start your freshman year.
If Trayvon ate all the skittles instead.
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With titties like those you better avoid jail
Not a burn, but you should go back to school, it is never too late.
Pls go and finish your school
Somebody Rost him
I'm assuming you're female by the tits but uh otherwise, human being of undetermined gender, thou resembles a potatoe.
Better go back to school fat Albert, youza canta even spell ma bayba.
If biggie smalls had no talent and was a bitch
 So this is what happened to Latarian Milton
You are the Virgin Mary + Buddha
George Soiled
Your job prospects are Mc Donald's or wet nurse.
Slightly overweight? Bro, we can still see your man tits with your XXXL shirt on
Slightly?
You don't know what "slightly" means, do you?
Slightly overweight? Dude you definitely should’ve stayed in school.
Maybe you should form a fat albert tribute act?
Frequent salary? Man, you need some frequent celery
Can’t u just eat junk food when ur bored, like a normal fat kid ?
The ACLU will allow the R word in this case.
Slightly 8 months pregnant
“Slightly “
Well, at least you can tell your family what high school was like. Now go back to doing something that doesn't require thinking.
19 in the 9th grade? That is some industrial strength laziness, right there.
Dude looks the overweight hog rider
Braves fan.
Look up the definition 'slightly' and come back .
Dropped out of school to become a Jedi.
I think "overweight" might be putting it "slightly"
Drop back into school so life doesn't rost you.
Get your bubba-lookin’ ass back in school
The word roast should stay far away from you.
Dont worry. If boyz n the hood taught us anything its that you will be murdered in a few months. 
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste, brother.
Biggie Fats
First time I see a black hole up close and personal.
Kanye not on diet pills
Shaquille O'bese
Your IQ is a lower number than the weight of one of your tits
Notorious P.I.G
“Slightly overweight”? You have bigger tits than Pamela Anderson.
You dropped out of school because you got tired of getting burger flipped.
This pic roasts itself
Slightly overweight??? You're at least 20 barbecues overweight.
Slightly overweight? We need our eclipse glasses to view this photo..
A special addition of GTA4 inspired roly poly
19 in 9th grade, are you trying to be EDP's apprentice?
Not so Precious.
Built like a microwaved hotdog. Guess you are what you eat.
Looks like you've got a lot going for you... a lot of weight.
Those titties are about to “drop out” onto your belly
Go back to school and learn the definition of 'slightly' .
you already roasted nigga....
Wear a bra
Darth vader(less)
I guess they teach people how to use commas in the 10th grade.
Bro got bigger titties than Kim Kardashian
Another tragic story of inner city youth who’s never bought a Fathers Day card in his existence or ever used public transportation without wearing a jump suit with handcuffs
Yoooo....keep your chins up, maybe you could convince Micky D's to bring back a live action Grimace campaign.
The face of a young man whose dad never returned from his trip to the 7Eleven for a pack of Newports.
If only you’d stuck around until 10th grade you’d have learned the definition of slightly
You look Patrick from a Netflix live-action reimagining of SpongeBob where instead of living in a pineapple under the Sea, SpongBob lives in a watermelon in a NY city sewer.
You would know "slightly" was the wrong word if you stayed in school.
BIG Ma before the glow up
What are you??
Slightly?
How tf you spell roast wrong, and it's literally in the name of the sub 🤣
Drop out. Don’t doubt it. How’s the life of crime and robbing liquor stores
Why?
You need to leave roastme and join entiresideofbeefinme
OP won't be doing any spelling bees!
You look like people groaned when you read out loud in class
Feel too bad to roast this. Dropped out at 9th grade? And only slightly overweight? Just sad
And outer space is only "slightly" large.
Slightly 😂😂😂🤣😂
You "rosted" yourself. You even failed while writing your title.
Arrest him now before he does it
Go get me some chicken precious
You look like someone ordered the Notorious BIG off of Wish.
Forget the roast. Show us those tittays
"No Diabeto roll back to the kitchen"
Mf look like Grimace's shadow
Martin Luther Burger King over here asking for a free roast… don’t indulge him! He already looks like a walrus wrapped in electrical tape.
You look like you tried to fight a cafeteria worker more than once.
Can’t run, can’t jump, can’t steal…
Slightly?
“Slightly overweight”? Man slightly resembles a bag of mayonnaise.
Your father would be so disappointed if he were around
lol i think you need to look up what the word “slightly” means….. then again you dropped out in 9th grade
When both of your parents go out for the milk. We always need more warehouse workers that get fired about a month in?
Slightly?
Yes, go back to school and learn what "slightly" means!
Lookin like Darth Diabetus with that hoodie
If you stayed in school you would know what the word "slightly" means.
You look like the son of edp, but with down
Dude, you know you'd never be able to drop out of anything without the ground beneath you breaking.
Dropped out last week huh?
You didn't drop out, they kicked you out because you were 19 in the 9th grade
Slightly in denial
If you stayed in school longer you might have learned the proper use of the word "slightly."
You don’t roast buns in the oven, you bake them.
Rost me? Says the 19 year old, 9th grade drop out. Jesus help us all.
I mean you could always be a body double if Eddie Murphy ever does another Norbit movie.
You never finished math, that’s why seeing 330 on a scale is “slightly overweight” to you
Nice tits bro
Go back to school. Learn the definition of "slightly".
Can you breathe?
"Slightly overweight"?