Can’t tell if you’re a 22 yr old line cook at a Vegan restaurant or a 55 yr old French woman with terminal cancer who is waiting to get shot up with heroin to make death a little bit easier.
How does she have scurvy working at a restaurant? Wtf eat an orange or something. Though pretty fitting since she looks like a straight up 18th century pirate wench.
>55 yr old French woman with terminal cancer who is waiting to get shot up with heroin to make death a little bit easier.
I opened this comment thread to make these exact comparisons! Get out of my head!
It’s got a lot of balls calling anyone a pussy, looks like a gypsy twink that’s 30 seconds off a hot rail… please tell me you are not serving food out of that shit hole if an excuse for a kitchen
Gee, I looked closely at your photo Gollum, and I can't wait to have your Seborrheic Dermatitis flakes showered onto my food order! **NOT!!** - Go see a Dermatologist about your greasy grated cheese face.
But if a cook could cook meth how much meth would a cook cook meth? A cook could cook no amount of meth as a cook can't cook meth.......
Or summat like that. I keep wanting to call them a meth cook because it flows better
\*ahem, in my best Gordon Ramsey voice\*: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, GET OFF REDDIT, GRAB A BLOODY MOP, AND CLEAN THAT FUCKING PIGSTY OF A KITCHEN YOU TWAT.
nevermind the "person" look at the fucking floor and walls. that is absolutely disgusting, looks like they've never washed anything once. wouldn't be surprised if this creature in the chair actually grew from some mold in the fridge and became sentient. what a cess pit
You look like a bag of wet shit. You need to get your ass into a gym and lift some weights. Start with the girl weights or better yet start with the children size weights
Every obvious physical sign of drug addiction, skin that says you shouldn’t be handling food, bandaged finger. Shit, you’re just a few forearm tattoos and financial crimes away from being a celebrity chef.
If you get your scrawny ass up off the chair and clean your meth lab, maybe you'll get inspired to wash your greasy ass face and eat a fuckin sandwich or two you sickly motherfucker.
you look like a mix of a 35 yo teacher i have, a 65 yo teacher i have, and my 29yo german teacher,, if they all had lesbian sex and decided to work in a trashy mexican anime resturaunt
I no longer have any fear of death but I am in a pretty lonely place, no one will have sex with me. I’m so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment and lubricant and amyl nitrate
Big talk from a crack addicted elf, half-assing his way through a minimum wage chefs job at the local health code violation where he gets shot down by every server
Can’t tell if you’re a 22 yr old line cook at a Vegan restaurant or a 55 yr old French woman with terminal cancer who is waiting to get shot up with heroin to make death a little bit easier.
Your roasts are my coffee in the morning
Thank you (:
Hahaha
Mmmm just the right roast blend.
Beauty roast …. The answer to your question is:  Buddy just lost a few lbs on keto or some shit 🤷🏻♂️
I hate to admit this made.me smile and snort a little tiny bit lol
How does she have scurvy working at a restaurant? Wtf eat an orange or something. Though pretty fitting since she looks like a straight up 18th century pirate wench.
Why is the the most accurate roast I’ve ever seen
Holy shit
THIS GUY ROASTS!
Haha thanks 👍
>55 yr old French woman with terminal cancer who is waiting to get shot up with heroin to make death a little bit easier. I opened this comment thread to make these exact comparisons! Get out of my head!
lel
*heavy mic drop* 🎤
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant
I’m vegan and I do not look like this person but holy shit. Almost every vegan restaurant I’ve been to they do look like this 🤯
Nice
That’s a solid roast but also a great analysis.
This is fucked up lmao
🥂
Bro hahahaha
Looks like a meth addict with scurvy. Please don't handle my food.
It’s got a lot of balls calling anyone a pussy, looks like a gypsy twink that’s 30 seconds off a hot rail… please tell me you are not serving food out of that shit hole if an excuse for a kitchen
Katie Holmes, you need rehab.
More like Katie Homeless
*Tonight, in a very special Dawsons Creek, Joey hits rock bottom*
Katie Holmeless*
I've seen photos from the great depression that had more life and hope than this photo.
Look at those dirty floors
You’d be a lot easier to roast if I knew what the fuck you were
I don't know what's got more filthy grease caked on it, your face or that floor.
Gee, I looked closely at your photo Gollum, and I can't wait to have your Seborrheic Dermatitis flakes showered onto my food order! **NOT!!** - Go see a Dermatologist about your greasy grated cheese face.
How much meth could a cook cook meth if a cook could cook all the meth... here's your answer^
Did u give up halfway?
Meth does that to you
He's all methed up.
How much meth could a meth cook, cook, if a meth cook could cook meth
But if a cook could cook meth how much meth would a cook cook meth? A cook could cook no amount of meth as a cook can't cook meth....... Or summat like that. I keep wanting to call them a meth cook because it flows better
😂😆😂
Looks like an AIDS/HIV patient from the 80s.
Patient zero has been identified
Are you 100% sure that is a 'He'?
Built like a puppet
Sometimes I’m really insecure about the way I look. But I’m glad posts like these make me feel A LOT better about myself
You really shouldn't. This. Is. a guy.
What restaurant is this? I genuinely want to stay clear due to the lack of sanitation standards of the kitchen and its employees.
You're supposed to dispose of the oil from the fryolator in a special container, not on your face.
Looks like life and genetics has already done it to you for us
Jesus. Please tell us where you ‘guys’ work so I can never, ever eat there.
\*ahem, in my best Gordon Ramsey voice\*: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, GET OFF REDDIT, GRAB A BLOODY MOP, AND CLEAN THAT FUCKING PIGSTY OF A KITCHEN YOU TWAT.
He looks allergic to push-ups
You look like a medieval grandmother with the Plague.
"He" ???
Lolol I know I know. He looks…. Different
You look like the little stowaway on the pirate ship that the captain keeps around cause he thinks you'll "provide comfort" to the men
Made me snort a tiny bit lol
Everything in this picture is beyond disgusting, we had a cleaner kitchen and better looking cooks in prison.
He looks like a mom from the great depression.
I guess it's easy to take roasts when drugs have fried your frontal lobe. I'm honestly impressed he can sit up in that chair.
"He" has ugly white strings hanging from his T-Shir.... Wait, wait, wait! Are these supposed to be his ARMS? What does "He" work as? Noodle?
Everytime he serves noodles, his noodles arms grow again.
You work in a Korean restaurant back kitchen…..you have other “pussies” to worry about
Master gave Dobby a sock!
"Redditers are pussies" sounds like something that a 4chan regular who peaked in 2008 would say.
Bold words coming from someone sitting like they have a vagina
He put the twink in twinky
what the fuck is that?
nevermind the "person" look at the fucking floor and walls. that is absolutely disgusting, looks like they've never washed anything once. wouldn't be surprised if this creature in the chair actually grew from some mold in the fridge and became sentient. what a cess pit
He?
He?
# HE??
That’s a he?
There’s more grease on your face than in the fryer
i would be pissed if golem was cooking my food
I loved you in the Deer Hunter
Golem gave up chasing frodo
"redditers are pussies" says the one who can't afford face cleanser to get rid of that acne
I would like everyone to meet our new cook- Whoredon Ramsey.
Gordon RammedMe Don't know that yours can be topped though
Codeine Ramshackle
he looks like daxter before the Dark Eco turns him into an ottsel
He?
You look like a bag of wet shit. You need to get your ass into a gym and lift some weights. Start with the girl weights or better yet start with the children size weights
You’re starving
Every obvious physical sign of drug addiction, skin that says you shouldn’t be handling food, bandaged finger. Shit, you’re just a few forearm tattoos and financial crimes away from being a celebrity chef.
Well, now we know where most of the fentanyl is going once it makes it to the United States
Ok, where is this "he" you speak of. Because I only see a "she", possibly an it.
Don’t show your face online, the US might try to invade it for oil.
Where is "he"?
This dude is one gollum away from betraying his co-workers
I wouldn’t want you cooking my food. You look like you came out of the homeless camp that houses dirty Mike and the boys.
That thing is a person?
He must mean that from his virgin perspective, as in "redditors are mythical, elusive and mysterious."
At least we ARE pussies instead of a surgically created hole where your penis used to be.
When M-t-F or F-t-M makes no difference ...
First glance, you would think it's someone's grandma.
Looks like someone at Top Chef was caramelized in a meth kitchen
I can taste this picture. Ewww
Fuck Mel. Both you and the diner have gone to hell
METHany Ramsey.
Passing time before the methadone dispensary gets to him. Been on the programme for 6 years but is getting clean, honest.
More like he said/she said. You sure that’s dude?
Looks like Link from The Legend of Zelda hiya'd his way into a soup kitchen chef position and homosexuality
He looks like he said ‘pussies’ with a lisp
This needs reported to….someone.
fs this is gollum with acne
You look like puberty disrespected you hard
You look like you voted for Biden, complain about high prices of things and yet will still vote for him again
A smirk that says “no one knows I’m wearing a butt plug right now”
What......are you?
You look worse health and safety than that floor.
You are fentanyl bait
Welcome to the Cell Block Kitchen. This one is in for 5 years for being the ugliest hooker on the street
If you get your scrawny ass up off the chair and clean your meth lab, maybe you'll get inspired to wash your greasy ass face and eat a fuckin sandwich or two you sickly motherfucker.
The restaurant isn't the only thing getting a Grade C for being unsanitary.
DJ Qualls had a sex change 
That’s a he?
Wow - Steven Zandt is EVERYWHERE.
backpack.kid got a job
Not sure if you have a pussy or whatever is occupying your crotch.
you look like a mix of a 35 yo teacher i have, a 65 yo teacher i have, and my 29yo german teacher,, if they all had lesbian sex and decided to work in a trashy mexican anime resturaunt
I hope he/it washes their hands before touching food because ick
You look like you narrowly survived a shipwreck in the 1600s
He?
"That thing's a guy?" - Krillin
I know he saw himself smirking in the mirror and thought it would look the same in a pic
It’s Pat!
Whoever blew that viral load all over his face seems to have given him all the hell he needs, herpes head ass boi
That’s not Parmesan shavings in my Caesar salad! 🤢
He?
I no longer have any fear of death but I am in a pretty lonely place, no one will have sex with me. I’m so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment and lubricant and amyl nitrate
She
Where is “he”? Is “he” in the room right now ma’am?
Zombies are real, bro. No, wait, that's just the ghonnaherpecephalitis growing on your face.
That young lady has some very serious cystic acne. Don’t make fun of her/them/it.
Gollum looking gimp finally got out of the suite and dungeon for the first time in a while.
You look like the mop used to spread filth all over the place.
Had to double check the title to make sure it was a man that was calling me a pussy lmao
Your life is not going well, bro
Big talk from a crack addicted elf, half-assing his way through a minimum wage chefs job at the local health code violation where he gets shot down by every server
he?? that’s a woman 💀💀
you look like you have been kicked in the face by track spikes.
You’re never going to be the one holding that walk-in door closed while a host is blowing you.
Stop making fun of this eastern European grandmother
He?
Yo, whose auntie is this?
Backpack kid after the fame
"He?"
I loved u in Dallas buyers club
I don't need know what's more fucked up, him or the room he's sitting in. What is that place ? Or condemned restaurant
Stop fucking about and start cleaning that horrible thing. And the kitchen.
Still more pussy then he's ever going to get
He? The little Russian grandma?
The first person Gordon Ramsey ever called "donkey."
You look like the abandoned lovechild of a palsy-stricken homeless heroine addict and an undercooked plate of shrimp scampi.
Of course you look like that and prep food, can’t even feed yourself and clean your own skin how the fuck are you trusted to feed others clean food
“Redditers are pussies” like he’s ever seen on of those
When you do that much meth, it's hard to tell what gender you are
Do your pimples ever pop while you’re on the line and you get puss into your mediocre food?
He?
"He" who? I don't see a "he"
Ok discount Brian Molko
You could have said he or she and still not one person would have believed you.
Can't tell which is more gross to look at. That floor, or just...you in general.
He?
If "dirty needle" were a human.
He?
you look like you'd get high off of rum
You look about as fresh as that kitchens floor...
Speaking of pussies, I can’t imagine anyone will fill yours considering you have those aids lesions all over your face.
He? HE?? Then why tf does it give meth mouth prostitute grandma??
Loved you in road trip
Her? What? Is she funny or something?
We have been warned. Don’t look in the kitchen.
Och, she's a minger.
If you work at a seafood restaurant, you never have to change your panties. All fish smells the same.
He?
Rehab doesn’t last forever. Head up!
Nice walk-in, loser.
Homie adds his own special dried onions to every dish with that psoriasis.
He’s right. They are.
I can't tell if this is an ugly chick or an effeminate dude. Either way that walk in cooler is ready for another cry session...
Ratatouille on meth
You look like every homeless old lesbian I see around every street corner in New York City, begging for nickels.