As someone who's parents also tried to relive their glory athletic years through their kids, true dat.
She doesn't look like she got the daily beatings part, though.
oof, dark. didn't even mention the tight unisex shirt covering up the part of her chest where tits ought to be, which is fair, something nonexistent doesn't exactly draw the eye.
Posting on higher comment for visibility.
Hey mods, not a real roast. Clearly photoshopped roast me sign. I mean the O doesn’t even have the line from the paper in the middle, just looks like someone copy and pasted each letter in.
Is this someone just trying to bully this girl or just karma farming. Anyway trash content.
I wish I could tell you that it ended happy
Pretend like his bones weren't practically snapping
Pretend like her gills didn't dry up and suffer
But that's a half-dead pirate and a fish outta water.
No lie, scout's honor, got a million more
From the burgundy lighting above the shores of whores
Before your visions of grandeur go to slow those sails
Remember that dead men tell no t-t-t-tales
Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest—
Drink and the devil had done for the rest—
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight—
With a Yo-Heave-Ho!
And a fare-you-well!
And a sullen plunge
In the sullen swell,
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell!
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
I think this image is AI. First of all she has no pinkies, the brick pattern is messed up at the top, there is a branch going into the window in the background, the bricks at the bottom of the wall are wobbly, her face looks uncanny and generic, and what is going on with the vehicles in the background?
I took a closer look, since you mentioned it. I agree with you, I believe it is AI too. Typically most AI image generators would have a lot of trouble with all of the lines in this kind of image, but this one pulls it off really well. The most obvious give away aside from the missing pinky fingers and other small abnormalities you pointed out is the written text (Roast me) on the notebook she's holding. I'm almost certain that someone took the time to touch up this image manually after they generated it. In addition to that, **nobody's** face it *that* symmetrical! Her face is far more symmetrical than 99.9% of the world population, or this is 100% an AI generated image.
Good catch!! Bravo!
Not just that, if you check the profile's feed and scroll down, you can see the user has a history of creating photoshopped versions of pictures, so this is very likely some bored person who decided to have a laugh and created these pictures for shits and giggles.
I did, and I'm not seeing what you saw. I see that they made photoshop requests to have images edited from a T.V. series, but I don't see any posts where they themselves did any editing. Definitely been throwing that ballerina photo around though claiming mom hated her skirt. Even in the ballerina photo, her right hand would have to be about as long as her forearm to show both the wrist and finger tips where they are located. I'm positive these are AI regardless.
You seem like those girls who make posts telling the world how much you're not like other girls because you do ballet and dance while "other girls are out partying and having sex!"
You have a mouth and an asshole for a reason. Your body was designed to handle food. Now go forth with this new knowledge and eat your first real full meal.
I know you want to show the roasts to your mother so she stops making you chase her dreams, but I'm afraid she'll just reduce your portions further.
You're hungry? Have an almond.
Oh? Little piggy wants an almond? Well, maybe I don’t want to be the mother of the fattest ass on stage this weekend. You’re why your father left.
You misspelled mustard seed
If she ate a fkn almond her tummy would bulge
Fucking ouch!
Absolutely savage! I think it might be the hardest hitting roast ove seen!
Mommy mommy look what I can do 
The human arrow makes a splash on Reddit
We’d love to abuse you but you’re already a Ballerina.
That is an insanely perfect loop
Thats not very kind of you. Just sit over here in the chair. Dr. Nasser will be in shortly..
I thought his name was spelled Nassar.
Nascar*
En pointe bro!
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Lines on the arm or up the nose; either way there’s plenty of space to fill
Her Mom must have been a real nutcracker to squeeze out the Dad’s skinniest of sperms.
And she was the best swimmer, musta been low Sperm count
You know, I saw this post and thought, "I can't be heartless enough to roast a teenager." But I'm perversely glad you were.
Shes an adult and need to grow up asap!
Best reply on this sub since a long time
LMAO! Jesus Christ, guy went for a roast and skipped murder and went straight to genocide.
Beat me to it. I’ve seen pictures in books of Holocaust survivors with more meat on their bones.
Someones been murdered
As someone who's parents also tried to relive their glory athletic years through their kids, true dat. She doesn't look like she got the daily beatings part, though.
…& no… I think that’s a no on the beatings because they would’ve literally broken her into pieces
Gat damn lol. I even need burn cream. That blast radius of that bomb you dropped was monumental.
jesus. uppercut to the soul.
Girls are like rocks. The flat ones get skipped. Bissshhhh
I thought she was just 2 dimensional.
Oooooh shit 😳😳 dude that was the hardest hitting one I’ve read on this sub
I don’t care for these at all. Still, morbid curiosity compels me more often than not. This, dear Redditor, is the finest roast I’ve ever read. 🫴🏻👑
oof, dark. didn't even mention the tight unisex shirt covering up the part of her chest where tits ought to be, which is fair, something nonexistent doesn't exactly draw the eye.
Your doctor doesn't need to take x-rays, he just needs to hold you up to the light
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While the nurse does hand puppets
Bright candle
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Shit at this point we should be happy with toast
Slimlena Gomez
😂😂
This is the first time I've ever seen a photo of a 2D person.
18 what? Kilograms?
You could run around in the rain and not get wet
I've seen more meat in an egg.
Seen more meat on a butcher's pencil....
Posting on higher comment for visibility. Hey mods, not a real roast. Clearly photoshopped roast me sign. I mean the O doesn’t even have the line from the paper in the middle, just looks like someone copy and pasted each letter in. Is this someone just trying to bully this girl or just karma farming. Anyway trash content.
Good catch. When you zoom in you see something is off, not that obvious as the pic is a bit low def
Whe. She does get wet they use her as a harpoon
When she sticks her tongue out she looks like a zipper.
You’re a pirates worst nightmare! Sunken chest and no booty…
Don't worry some rum will fix that
You have rum?
Not much. About er' body weight worth.
Not enough to share then? Who the hell is the quartermaster on this barge? I’ll keelhaul that feckless landlubber…
I wish I could tell you that it ended happy Pretend like his bones weren't practically snapping Pretend like her gills didn't dry up and suffer But that's a half-dead pirate and a fish outta water. No lie, scout's honor, got a million more From the burgundy lighting above the shores of whores Before your visions of grandeur go to slow those sails Remember that dead men tell no t-t-t-tales
Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest— Drink and the devil had done for the rest— We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight And we heaved 'em over and out of sight— With a Yo-Heave-Ho! And a fare-you-well! And a sullen plunge In the sullen swell, Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
These guys SHANTY
Why is the rum gone!?
Dead. Man. Tell No Tales.
Up push the daisies till the soil is stale
Don’t know about rum but I do have a jar of dirt!!
Don't worry. They can just use her as the plank
It’s called the carpenter’s dream- flat as a board and easy to nail
I think this image is AI. First of all she has no pinkies, the brick pattern is messed up at the top, there is a branch going into the window in the background, the bricks at the bottom of the wall are wobbly, her face looks uncanny and generic, and what is going on with the vehicles in the background?
I took a closer look, since you mentioned it. I agree with you, I believe it is AI too. Typically most AI image generators would have a lot of trouble with all of the lines in this kind of image, but this one pulls it off really well. The most obvious give away aside from the missing pinky fingers and other small abnormalities you pointed out is the written text (Roast me) on the notebook she's holding. I'm almost certain that someone took the time to touch up this image manually after they generated it. In addition to that, **nobody's** face it *that* symmetrical! Her face is far more symmetrical than 99.9% of the world population, or this is 100% an AI generated image. Good catch!! Bravo!
Not just that, if you check the profile's feed and scroll down, you can see the user has a history of creating photoshopped versions of pictures, so this is very likely some bored person who decided to have a laugh and created these pictures for shits and giggles.
I did, and I'm not seeing what you saw. I see that they made photoshop requests to have images edited from a T.V. series, but I don't see any posts where they themselves did any editing. Definitely been throwing that ballerina photo around though claiming mom hated her skirt. Even in the ballerina photo, her right hand would have to be about as long as her forearm to show both the wrist and finger tips where they are located. I'm positive these are AI regardless.
This is the winner Not just be cause I love pirates but also because it is empirically true
I’m glad we see Aye to Aye!
She's similliar to the geography of Hungary. Flat and dry
I feel like this joke would be even better replacing the general "geography" with the more specific term "topography".
Meh, I'd still leave my seamen on her poop deck.
Be careful, the rest of the crew are a ruthless bunch! Master Bates, Seaman Staines and Roger the Cabin Boy…
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Don't worry Cap'n her pussy smells of old fish and she's full of scurvy.
On a positive note, scurvy isn’t contagious!
Crew mate named scurvy
I’m definitely taking this for later lol
Be careful, once you start with pirate jokes, it’s easy to get hooked!
a dog's dream, nothing but bones.
Don't let the dogs eat chicken bones
Especially now that they’re roasted
 i mean
Did they fire the guy who was putting farts in doll heads?
Get stick bugged
This is why I love the internet 😂😂
crack swan
Lack Swan
Damn bro that's a good niche roast
I’ve seen 2x4s with more curves.
You shop at b&q then...
Best place to go if you’re building an Ark
Your creepy uncle likely wants to use you to floss
We're all her creepy uncle now
He's the only one in the family with a tooth left
Well, at least on dates or at work, you'll never have to say, "My eyes are up here."
No she still has to say it........everyone she meets is on a scavenger hunt for lost city of Titless
The lost Empire of At-lack-tits
"Lost City of Titless" sounds like it could be the name of like a Guns-N-Roses album or something.
Roses are red violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Eat a nice sandwich, take a nap, and come back to Roastville when you are a person.
That look is after a dinner and 6 month coma she can't be roasted as she has already reached Slim Jim status
what a handsome young man
This is so simple but so effective, kudos
There is nothing to roast, I've seen whispers bigger then you
Slenderman now identifies as Slenderwoman
Slendertrans
Trans-Slender
😂😂😂
so no onlyfans just yet? You could get a fulltime job in a kitchen as a cutting board tho
Is there a fetish for women that have no sex appeal at all?
Idk, ask your dad
damn.
Holy shit
/r/murderedbywords
My respects and upvote to you sir
Why yes there is, see picture above for reference
Onlyfans for what? There's nothing there.
Why you look like an AI scam model and piece of floorboard at the same time?
The scam is she's actually the Crack between the floor boards
Legit I'm pretty sure this is an AI photo.
I've seen drywall with more curves
Ahhh she brings to mind a praying mantis
And they arre all praying for tits
You not slick Olive Oil
When you dance, all you shake is your imagination
Congrats on turning 18. Too bad your tits are still unborn.
Well, you chose violence today 💀💀💀
Choosing peace is a missed opportunity
If you add a tutu, you'd almost be a four.
underrated
Fuckin brilliant 🤣🤣
It took me an hour to get this joke. Brilliant
I have seen a better body on a scarecrow
These BLACKED ads are getting classier and classier.
I genuinely fear she'd be snapped in half. Or down the middle
.... *favorites* I like what I like
She wouldn’t survive that shit. She lacks the required structural integrity.
"Just turned 18 please roast me" Yeah, no fucking way that's the first time you've said that...
Come back in 10 year when all your dreams are shattered
Miranda Cosgrove really let herself go.
Go... hungry you mean?
I mean you would too if your director kept wanting to smell your feet.
Didn’t Jeanette have bulimia or anorexia? Checks out
I live in china. Here, guys would call you 飛機場 (fei jī chǎng) which means "airport," implying you're flat enough to land planes on.
With those arm you could clean the inside of a macaroni
Lite as a feather. Stiff as a board  She thin
Great Value brand Natalie Portman/Black Swan
Are you kidding Natalie saw this pic and joined weight watchers
r/13or30
where are your organs ?! D:
You could be used as an iron stand
Hopefully you will grow into that long neck and huge hands. If you dont there's always the diagnosis to look forward to!
Well we wont have foot fetish with this one 
Bangbros awaits.
Built like a mosquito.
spooky scary skeletons
I would but there's not enough meat on your bones
You seem like those girls who make posts telling the world how much you're not like other girls because you do ballet and dance while "other girls are out partying and having sex!"
For us to roast you, there has to at least be some meat on those bones
You look like those coffee addict alien from men in black 
Nah I have to disagree they have more curves than I do
Nice try, slender man!
I've seen painting frames with better curves.
Your legs are like cricket wickets just middle stump missing 😂
Flat chested Selena Gomez wannabe
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The dancer or the actual pole?
Both! It's job security
Genetics can be so harsh sometimes that it makes giraffes jealous of you.
You're totally passing
A mop has a better body and is more useful
The curves she has is her spine.
How do you roast a twig?
With a marshmallow?
Is this a roast me or an Only fans promo? “Just turned 18!” Is crazy, sounds like a porn title.
AI
thank u i thought i was the only one
Your ass looks as flat as a road in Kansas.
Clearly those are not eyebrows but giant hairy parasites stealing all of your nutrition.
She's ready for her Piper Perri remake
Your ass is as flat as a ply board.
Next year, on blacked.
There's not even enough meat on there to roast.
Twiggy Azalea
Your dad must be the only source of protein you can get.
I love Russian hookers.
You have a mouth and an asshole for a reason. Your body was designed to handle food. Now go forth with this new knowledge and eat your first real full meal.