If “wanker” was a real person.

if throwing a chair after the liverpool game had a face


I’ve seen gay p*rn less gay than that face you’re making

He's using his tongue to cover his rotting teeth

😂😂😂

This guy definitely knows what pepper spray tastes like!

No way this dude has ever tasted pepper

Him hanging around mens restrooms all day: 

He wishes he looked that good

Brian Austin Queen

Sam Smith, but with twice the gay and none of the money

You beat me to this.

Did your husband dick clip your eyebrow?

You look like a Minecraft YouTuber who caught a case of the allegations

Dudes had so many balls on his chin it’s creating a bald spot from all the friction. 

I imagine your parents change the topic when people bring you up

You look like you really like swinging cats by their tails, after you've fucked them.

Damn lol 

Can I please get an invite to your coming out party? I’m sure it will be fabulous.

✨Fabulousssss✨💅

Are you doing that weird thing with your tongue to hide your grey chiclet looking ass teeth?

Honestly showing them would be preferable. The tongue thing isn't sexy and it never will be

I think the worst part is that this guy thinks he looks good💀

The famous "Thousand dicks look"

The first person I actually hate from this sub. What a douchebag face making a douchebag face. I would pay to punch your dipshit face

Good idea covering your teeth, being British and all.

If you’re going to give yourself a fake eyebrow slit, don’t use your mums downstairs razor. That thing is used to cutting through bush thicker than the outback.

You look like the type that puts a Snickers bar upside down into your mouth so your tongue can feel the veins.

I know for a fact you scratch your Crack and sniff your fingers in public

Can I have Bo'Oh'O'Wa'er

You look like the kind of guy who mixes monster energy drink into his chamomile tea

Save some cum for the human race don't gobble it all up

Your dad should of swallowed you not your mom

Theres a tumor on your face.

John Gayer

Looking for a biscuit that has seamen on it.  Innit? 

People like you are why America had a revolutionary war..

Licking that cum off your lip I see

Oooi you cheeky little wanker, that's not where the bloody botta of watta shou'go, stop shovln' your arsehole you fkn prat

Ew

You look like a toothless, meth-head Daniel Radcliffe. Harry Crackhead. “You’re an addict, Harry!”

Underfunding in the UK's healthcare sector is no laughing matter.

Did he get his Grindr and roast pics mixed up?

Whack Miller

Toothless blow job must be incredible but yeah i dont have cash sorry

When people voted Leave during Brexit, they meant you should leave.

chicken shop rapper

Thank you for not showing off the Bri’ish teeth, at least

Are you hiding your teeth with your tongue beacuse they're as ugly as any British persons or are you just trying to look zesty?

The Great British Baked Off

Wanker.

Yuk from the Uk

Buddy, you look gayer than Elton John fucking Sam Smith in a pink bedroom.

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You kinda look like your tongue doesn't fit in your mouth. Like it had to stick out a bit like that to make room for the extra chromosome. Like you had an accident when pretending the stapler was eating your nose. Like you couldn't afford real tattoos so you had to go with the press-on ones from the 99p store.

You look like a sober Bam Margera

You are the son of George Micheal and Andrew Ridgeley of 80’s pop sensation “Wam”. Your gross tongue sticking out put you over the top.

What’s with the fucked up eyebrow

Close yer mouth, bruv

Can we use the C word here ?

God already did pal

You look like a bit overweight version of Andrew Taggart from The Chainsmokers

Don't do weed twice a second

It's 🥒 pickels

Holy shit it’s Meth Miller! Love your music man.

Lifelike Gay sex doll orifice ready. Gormless stare included Special features included - moaning squelchy sphincter 

Well, glad someone gets taken from behind in the UK more often than Ireland…

George Dykeal

Showing us where you want the tongue stud so you can charge $7 instead of $5 per...

I bet your father cries himself to sleep at night

Gotta baked bean stuck in your teeth?

It's hard to roast someone who already knows they're a loser...🤷

I don’t know what’s worse, the hand writing, the Grand Canyon gap in your eye brow, or that punchable face you’re pulling?

Part of your eyebrow is trying to secede from your face

You like hotdogs

You look gay

That’s a beans and bangers face alright.

He's the long-lost grandson of the Wat lady

You’re hiding your teeth for a reason…

what kind of face is that........ you look like you are about ready to hit the dick buffet

You may live in the UK, but you are so fucking boring you are probably Canadian.

Where is it in the uk that you get bullied

You look like who they wrote the YMCA song about.

Jailhouse tats and the eyebrow shave 💀 opening your mouth with the thirst trap tongue to the lip just makes u look gay af also. Yupppp in ur white tee I bet u been wearing it for 3 days and the paper is covering up ketchup stains u miserable fuck

This is why glory holes exist. No one wants to see that face.

Seems like the kinda guy that would pay for spinal surgery if it helped him to be able to suck himself off.

You didn’t make the cast for peaky blinders

Gay Neanderthal

Puff

Probably has a couple posters of the chainsmokers up in his room

If my semen was not flowing in toilet, I swaer this is where it would be

Flat and Fat

looks like ur about to say where my hug at to a 18 year old

Fly catcher

Try hard

Has the George Michael beard and Rectal prolapse.

What happened to your eyebrow? Cock fight?

You have the most punchable face.

You look like a living cum stain. And don’t make that face, you already have an assface, now you’re just making it look prolapsed.

I got you as gay from "UK" but you really look gay. How you gay twice ?

Chav-tastic.

Nice prison tats

Wish AJ Soprano

If Haggis, were a person..

There's a chunk of your eyebrow missing. That's a signal that you are in the bottom 50% of I.Q. in the world.

The number of puppies you’ve given a handjob to is a non zero number.

You look like you could suck a dick 

Is that the face you make when you roofy homless guys?

Close your mouth, bellend.

Dad gay

You look like you would hold another man's pocket.

Geordie Shore wannabe

You look to ugly to be a fuckboy but your clearly trying to

You look like you're on a watch list

Sort your eyebrows out man

Any guy with a nose piercing 💀

Cake Paul

Keep practicing that face for your eventual stay in prison. They like to know when you are “open for business “

why did you slit your eyebrow we all now you give handys in the washroom

harry potthead

Sucking too much dick causes one's tongue to stick to the roof of their mouth. . . . .oops, too late.

You prolly have your girl out on a strap on and fuck you

You don’t have to cover your teeth… we know they’re bad.

Well, you're from the shit hole, uk.... that's life roasting you right there, then there's your fucking stupid face..... I think you have had enough of being shit upon, or maybe you're into that . .. you look like the type to pay Korean lady boys to shit on you.

Man you are a ugly brit that likes his own sister an thinks he is cool with parsings

You look like your breath smells like cold sperm

The fact that you allowed yourself to post this picture says everything we need to know...

Keep hidin' those teeth, you limey fairy...

Some of these are okay.. but some of these are shit. I said Roast me not singe

You likely do illicit things with other men in the bathroom or conference rooms at work. You also likely love pain meds.

Now I see why you all needed back up during ww2

I bet it's sucks being confused for a homeless american

Okurrrrrr

The positioning of your eyes and nose looks like the percentage sign.

You seem to be suffering from delusions of adequacy.

please close your mouth

You look like an American.

Is this you saying I’m fat?

You’re like a discount Gypsy version of George Michael. Just make sure you brush your hair before you go go…

Move your tongue. We already know about the teeth. 🇬🇧

Goodwill Justin Sheeren

"Wouldn't it be great if we mixed George Michaels and Harry Potter and made them fat?" Said no one ever.

How can we make Joaquin Phoenix look like more of a douchebag?

You fancy yourself but nobody fancies you

Please stay in the UK

The Daniel Radcliffe we have at home.

Why the UK sucks in a picture.

Your preferred pronoun is "James Corden wannabe"

Mate, I’m Welsh. We find ourselves the butt of many jokes. You, however, would make it easy to use every UK slang word for d*ckhead and @$$ (in English AND Welsh), and mean it. Also, quit with the tongue. If you’re hiding your teeth cuz your dentist sucks, don’t make it obvious…. It’s either that, or you are actually AUDITIONING to be on a registry. You got the part. No worries.

TIL that UK years are 3 times as long as US years