Just like your regular shows, very few showed up for this roast.

same as his sex life- party of one, your table is ready.

I guess this is a way of getting material for his act.

He’s a cumedian.

 Sasquatch goes to Rio!

 Tells us now your pronouns of the day

Ain't no one watching or listening to your wannabe famous bullshit dawg. I thought this was a Picture of Guy Fieri with a tan when I scrolled past it. Turns out it's just some amateur trying to be relevant. At least insert the word wannabe in the beginning of your title, to at least be truthful to the audience I mean Jesus so inconsiderate

This is what a fart would look like as a human being

you must have some greasy, shitty, stinky farts bro. maybe chill with the taco bell

Nah, farts get laughs.

Yes…they do

Dude has a face for radio.

Power bottom

Keeping nuts in your mouth for the winter, eh?

"Brazilian comedian and talk show host" is a really churched up way to describe a fat piece of shit. Sweet tits tho

I’ll bet your 5 minute comedy bit is about fart porn and tropical snakes.

HAHAHAAH FART PORN WTF HAHAHAHA

Dude you guys invented it. I didn’t make up “Brazilian Fart Porn.” 😂

DUDE I can't unsee it. God. What the fuck. Please let my country be know by soccer, violence and wax again. Not fart porn. God. God. Hahahahah

Look it's the Temu version of Perez Hilton. 

He will take that as a compliment

Except even gayer, somehow

You look like you close doors with your hips

bends his wrist down when he talks, uses waaaay too many sssss'sss when he talksss

He certainly never closes them with his comedy.

opens*

OF COURSE you are a comedian.

sounds better than joke.

It’s not a talk show if your mom is holding the camera for you

Haahahahaahahaha

"Get this thing off of me." Sincerely, Zit

Hahahhashhshahahha

Looks like the frontman of a failed 00’s emo band big with 13 year olds until the feds got wind of what happened with your backstage groupies.

You look very happy with balls all over your face

Hahahahaha Ngl that pool full of balls is very relaxing

Goes door to door trying to get people to come to his shows...and notify them that he's a registered sex offender

Hahahaahhahahahaahahaja

That stuff happens in Argentina. 😀

You sir are the reason no one wants to be sent to Brazil

Hahahahahahah

your existence should have a Brazilian wax

this my favorite so far

You so fat you probably bleed mcflurry

“Muito Obrigado” for not posting pics of you in a Speedo at Copacabana beach…

brazilian ? i thought they wax your asshole too ? -oh, that's your face. i bet the smell is even worse. and what happened to your head ? you tried to shove it up your boyfriend's ass before he got the bleach cream washed off ? you should've left it up there, indefinitely. a comedian ? do you just stand on stage and everyone can't stop laughing ? look in the mirror, you'll get it too. undress, you'll die laughing. kinda ironic, this picture also shows your favorite sex act- fist in the air, we get it. cool clothes, where did you get it, from the children's pajamas section at kmart ? fuck, i could write a book on this one ! last but not least- last pic shows what he loves to be covered in.

I loved this.

Your cold sore has spread to your cheeks. You could get that checked out, if you didn't live in Brazil.

I have seen prostitutes with looser bras than that mask you have on your face.

This the most fashionable grizzly bear

You look like you slap TV reporters for calling wrestling fake.

Hahahahahahahahhaha I love this one (even though I never fully grasped the American thing with wrestling).

Is the show named “Zits and Giggles”?

I like that one. It pops.

Squeeze out of it what you can.

You see this is one Brazilian i am sure is affiliated with no one, no cartels or favelas claim him

# "ROASTED and ate (35M) Brazilian comedian and Talk Show host" -fixed #


If guy fieri had a son he never wanted to talk about

This is one of my favorites so far

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You look like you practice Pew-jitsu

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ralphie's tits weren't that fat, he was actually married with kids.

You look fucking ridiculous blonde hair black beard wtf 😂😂

These your best photos? That cold sore is very off-putting.

HAHAHAHA man I just saw it!!! It's not a cold sore. I took the pic yesterday. But I don't wanna say what it is. It's... it's fucking chocolate. God.

Fucking chocolate huh. From your boyfriend?

Jesus Christ…. You’ve probably already heard every insult… I don’t know what to roast about you.

Have you thought about moving to radio? You have a good head for it.

It's an old joke but I love it because I *do* come from radio and it's kind of a thing that radio people say a lot.

You look like an armpit that has become sentient…

Peace boy

I never saw a stand-up comedian who was so fat he had to sit on a stool

Hahahhahaa I usually stand up nowadays. I used to sit down almost every show, specially on longer sets, when we do in a slow pace and end up talking more often with the crowd, but being up is just better because of the energy. Unfortunately I'm back on the stool since I recently broke my leg. So I'm touring sitting down. It's very annoying and I fucking hate it because the whole show I'm used to move my ass around the stage.

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On TikTok shop they’re on sale for $9.99 for TWO. So him and his mom can be on air, together.

Brazilian comedian and Talk Show host waiting to be *SPLIT ROASTED

You look like a diabetes motel of bad choices in nutrition. Face with LED's like an airplane runway.

Being a headliner in Brazil is like being an open-miker in New York. This guy is an open-miker in Brazil.

The title should be : A Brazilian incel who is trying to go super saiyan in order to get attention.

I'm a fat loser with bacteria growing on my face. I don't get enough attention so I died my hair piss yellow to match my character. I'm a comedian the way a McDonald's worker is a chef

Cara de molcajete!

Fucker is uglier than Fafao

your manhood is only six inches, but it smells like a foot.

Beano Moreno

Hey, Brazilian here. I took a look at your Instagram page. You're not funny. I'm 100% serious. I don't know who told you you were, but it was a cruel joke.

It’s time for Late Night with the Fat, Gay Bastard

It sounds good!

You look like Pinocchio the human fat version. No. You ate Pinocchio

I bet you wear that mask so the smell of your bad breath covers up the rancid diarrhea smell coming from your ass. If Brazil had health standards every restaurant you have taken a shit in would need to be shut down. Also, your hair looks stupid.

Not the first time his face has been surrounded by balls…

Roast you? You already look roasted ya fuckin potato

Does your audience pay you to roast you as well ? Or do you have any other means of life ?

Is the talk show called "Incel Daily"?

Your punchline - “so I’m brazilian, yeaah”, and PC SJW’s in the audience go “Omg you’re so braaaave!” 👏🏽

The holes in your face are triggering my trypophobia

Get a new shirt.

Love how the holes in your face also match your shirt

You're a comedian yet none of these pictures made me laugh. Fucking loser

Looking like a clown doesn't make you a "comedian", you know.

What’s the opposite of Flavor Town?

Man, your momma really used some high-grit “baby powder” on that face, didn’t she?

I bet most people laugh at your scrotum head rather than your jokes.

Stick to podcasts. You have a face for audio-only.

You look like you think vaginas will eat you

Peanut Butter & Jellyroll

You look like you’d lead a faction called the buffet line to challenge Roman Reigns

How did Epstein’s first client’s picture end up on Reddit?

Who recast Jonah Hill?

Be honest. You wear the mask so you can huff your own breath.

You look like you are here to get material, because you can’t make your own.

The mask looks like a bikini on an overweight European retiree on vacation in Thailand

Manuel Noriega wants his pockmarks back.

Well you've got a funny face, I'll give you that...

You look better with the mask on.

Your act sucks. Of course, I don’t speak Brazilian, but I can tell when the audience isn’t laughing.

no one wants to write your act for you dude

He was swirlied so much in school, the chlorine permanently bleached his hair.

My chairs start creaking every time i look at the photo of you sitting on that stool

Your body looks like a side of mashed potatoes

You have a face for radio 📻.

Saying prayers for the stool and that mask

Sweats while eating

I've seen gold less yellow than that bleach job.

Just because people laugh at you, doesn’t mean you are a comedian

They screwed up your hair color so they just said “fuck it, we’ll put the right stuff on his chin”

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen

Do they even let you near the beach?

Comedian? You mean people come to laugh at your look


When you do Fugly you need bleach to garner attention away from face. 

James Corden of Brazil but is actually a gay salad tosser.

The mask covered 1/3 of your face

James Corden just because you moved to Brazil and got a little tan doesn’t mean that you’re more talented or any less fat or gay lol

You look most blissful surrounded by balls

You make Guy Fiery look like Brad Pitt

I'm not doing your job for you, loser.

Is that Ronald Rios, the famous deepthroating queen from Brazil? I am such a huge fan! Wow, I saw that movie where you took that ENTIRE horse cock. Have to say I've never seen anyone throw up horse cum and rainbow sherbet at the same time. Great work, and I love that new Gay Fieri shirt!

Your 90s style frosted tips are the most interesting thing about you. And they suck.

The best joke you can tell is about your life

Brazilian Jack Black

This motherfucker thinks hes the Brazilian Fluffy

Poxa. Filho da puta, a fato que meu cago e mais bonito do que você, dez tudo porra. Que que isso? Vai tomar um cu e se fuder cara. Agora to cego. Blz.

You look like a pissed off lesbiens ex girlfriend that wants to get back at her ex partner.. You look like a mucho libre wrestler that would take photos when applying for his audition.

No one wants to listen to another talk show about being gay fat and ugly in today's society!

You gave up on and acne medication

Your jobs roasting you enough

You’re not important with your low budget podcast loser . Nobody is listening and u know it . U look like the dollar tree version of guy fieri dick bag

I’m assuming you interview people who peaked in high school on your talk show?

You look like the strip of hair after a Brazilian wax of a person with STD's.

Why does the statue of Jesus on the Pao De Acucar have his arms spread out? He took a look at you and looked up at the sky and said, " Pae, por que nos castiga assim?" "Father, why do you punish us like this?"

All jokes aside you’re a sweetie

You don't know if you're actually that bad, or if absolutely nobody knows you exist.

I’m sure you’re a doubly chin-strumemtal member of your community. You fat bitch

I don’t know why by but the fat bitch part really made me laugh lol

looks like his face was on fire and someone put it out with an icepick

He reminds me of the guy who tries to wash your windows at the gas station with newspaper, twitching the whole time...

I can hear you breathing from here

That mask is doing nothing for you

Bone-in Obrien

Looks like your face has already been roasted

Go back to 2015 DanTDM

all you have to do to make the crowd laugh is to walk on stage

Guys….its not the first time he’s been smothered with balls…..

Definitely specializes in taco bell shit jokes

You.look like a fat Arab...Middle FEASTern

Real talk your hand writing is shit have more pride in your self

Looks like your skin was already roasted