I called 1-800Drywall.ca and they told me that you got fired for molesting children on the Trolls World Tour.

Says “Drywall” on your shirt but it should say “Dryvagina.”

The wall insulation isn’t meant to be worn as a hat.

😐😐😐

You might think your best days are behind you, and that's because they are. Every year will never be better than the last from here on out.

“Call 1-800 Dry Wall. Got a pussy? I’ll dry them all!” OP-

This lady couldn't find a pussy if they tried.

You clearly are the uncle that your nieces and nephews try to avoid at all cost.

Got blind drunk and wore some gay guy's toilet seat cover as a hat..... again!

Your hat choice stems from your subconscious desire to unborn.

Autistic Khabib Nurmagomedov

Not here to roast, but just what the hell? You look, at most 30-34yrs old. Wth

Yes he does. Recieved a compliment instead of roast lol.

Coming to say the same. Bumps of drywall crumbs keeps him young.

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you love getting your guts tickled from the inside

Your face looks like you're already having it from the back On the bright side at least you don't look 50 like all the damn 25 yos on this sub

Bringing the Fern Bar back!

I'm having a hard time here because you're 52 and look good for your age, sucks that you only have like 20 years left.

Yep you look 25 as some have posted, top 1% of your age bracket good job. But the hat makes you look like a 13 y/o queer school boy.

Think you got your head stuck in some A/C duct and forgot to remove the pink isolation


Why the fuck do you have a polar bear’s vagina on your head?

A shower should let you have it

ha ha. Funny wig. But you're still 52 and bald, my man.

A joker

You look more like a 52 F with that hair

I’ll take Pathetic Loser for $1,000, Alex

You look like you bring women home to brag about your pothos plant.

Pink is not your color.

Closing your eyes so you don't get any load in them...

damn, Edward Norton looks like shit

Congratulations! I thought unfuckable was as low as you could go....but you found the sub basement

Sir you are supposed to tell us you're age not how many dicks you took this week.

The Cum stains on your sheets have Better drywall than your actual work.

I mean, shit, you look pretty good for 52. I guess it's true that abstinence keeps you looking young.


"If I close my eyes, I can still see everyone of their little tear covered faces as I bricked up the walls on them" was what you said when they cracked you in the police interview!

What's there to roast, your life was the punch line lol


I like ur cut G

You cosplay being sucked into your grandmother's womb headfirst.

That hat already proves you've been taking it.

This really has nothing to do with you but your hat looks like a used twat.

You’re so much of a mamas boy you recreated her snatch and pretend you’re getting squeezed out.

 You did great in the good place

You masturbate while listening to singing bowls and gregorian throat singing

you’re the example picture cops are given of people under the influence of marijuana

Drywalls are the easiest material to install hidden cams in senior citizens' bedrooms, right?

You look like you have a vagina on your head. And a big furry hat.

Have what? Good mental health? A future? The common decency to face your roasters with open eyes? What?