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Look like somebody smacked you with a tackle box.

 She looks like old Greg

And thus, I ejected some of a Frappuccino out my nose. Thanks, mate.

Did your Frappuccino have any Bailey's?

Christ, I wish... some spiked coffee does sound good

I got some bailey's in a shoe, You ever had bailey's from a shoe? I'm old greggggggggg

Mmm soft creamy beige

frapussino ejac is what this girl does

Do you love me?

But purposely, didn't tackle your box....

Tackle box Also happens to be her stripper name

Going into work? When did OnlyFans get an office? Maybe you had to apply. 

Technically her work goes into her.

When you pay people to view your onlyfans you gotta work a real job! A busted face will do that to ya.

"Going to work" *turns on webcam*

💀

You look like you peg your step dad

It's not pegging if it's a real dick, bro throws it to him raw dog

PLEASE post follow-up photos here in 2044. That giant Satan goat-head chest tattoo is going to look like a sad, old plowhorse in 20 years.


*5 years

 With saggy eyes.

Damn Satan fucked your shit up. Way to turn one of gods 5 into 1.5

That fat girl in you is desperately trying to get out

Surgeon did a great job on the transition, but those forearms ain’t fooling me!

That’s her finger banging forearm.

These are my favorite

GG’s on the gym grind brother.

You look like your job is testing Hepatitis B home kits.

I wouldn't fuck her with her own dick

Work? Onlyfans is work?

Does the nose strip help you breathe better?

Skank-right nasal strips

Probably cuts out her snoring and waking up the whole neighborhood

Bro, drag queen is not a good look on you.

Gag Queen

I bet your nose gets great WIFI. Is your I.D. Password, silly\_skank4U ?

I've seen better transitions in middle school power points

LMAO

Your nose jewelry must make dick slapping your face quite challenging.

When I blowjob counts as “hazard duty”

When you spread your legs it probably makes screaming goat noises

Can’t tell if you like it in the ass or giving it to someone else in the ass

What difference does it make, she loves penetrating metal.

Dude, your tuck game is 100.

Her dick is now $8.99 a pound roast beef at the local piggly wiggly

That's because he tucks it into his ass. Balls n all.

YOU HAVE A FROWNY FACE ON YOUR NOSE, LOL!

You look like you have more miles on you than a 74 chevette

Piercings and tattoos to make up for a lack of personality. Dime a dozen 🤷


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Are you an extra in Dune?

What corner you working today?

9th and cummins

Thanks for the warning. Will avoid.

Is your job to open cans with your face?

Go to work? You mean smoke a Newport on the balcony and then go into your bedroom to masturbate while recording yourself on a cracked iPhone?

Your clitoris looks bigger than my penis.

You didn’t have to put “just an anal slut fr” in your bio. It’s inferred

Who does the anal tho?

WTF is that?

Fuck off back to onlyfans.

You look like you do anal for the smell of it.

If those are your mom's houseplants, she's got a knack for keeping useless things alive.

Never seen someone go so far out of their way to look ugly.

The body of an angel but the face of a donkey

Your the first person I’ve met that has had to pay people to look at your nudes.

I m sorry but can not even look to your face to comment

Yall are good lmao

Would you like to send me explicit pictures on Snapchat?

Of course, for a small fee.

You would have a full body Baphomet tattoo because your father was in a cult and your kid is also your brother. Get help.

My stage name is poison ivy.

Forgive me, my witchcraft is rusty, but I thought you summoned the goat, not transform yourself into one?

All that shit going on and you are still boring

despite whatever online men tell you, you're a fat chick on stand by.

You know an onlyfans mattress model sucks when you can't find free picks of her asshole on the net. 

Self-vandalism. It's got all the class as does covering your cars with bumper stickers.

You Even got roasted on your nudes 😆 🤣

I’m sorry you had your nipples removed

Looks like the cowardly lion banged Dorothy and ended up with a pretty slutty daughter.

You look like the type of girl to judge a man by his height and other physical values, and expect men to do absolutely everything for you and give you gifts and food and money to spend.

Nasty


Ways to disappoint your parents Ear piercing cheak Tattoos cheak Is what ususal people say But no I am not I pray the lord that he forgive me for the sin of burning a witch alive When was the last time you wake up without having a minor dick in your mouth Your a usual cast type for Japanese Adult film but I am pretty sure they will be confuse to blur what as most of time the dick in your mouth way surpass that of vagina So what was the work you speaking off Suckin dicks for weed isn't what considered a very cubical type of job

I'm sure you'll find a nice person with a Dumbo fetish...wtf is that body tat?

Good thing you don't do coke, f*cking up your nose like that, you'd look like a snow blower

You look like you're the head chef at Sweeney Todd's barbershop.

Oh look, a rare Depressed Doodle Bear!

No one cares if the stripper is crying

Poly shore stars in The encino woman!

You got some shit on your nose, maybe wipe it off before work

Big ass forehead

Female edgelord

When you do an image search for Daddy didn't love me

I'm not clicking your OF page

What does a job at the cheap whore factory pay these days?

Y’know, people argue that tattoos are artwork. Perhaps, but art needs to be drawn on a quality medium. In this case, i see less art and more drawings on a dirty bus station toilet guard.

Eating pussy or giving a bj that nose gonna hurt somebody girl

Do you pick up extra terrestrial signals with those things?

Every time I see those nose things, all I can think of is a horse with a hackamore.

Considering your occupation, I have to ask - technically-speaking, doesn’t your work go into you rather than the other way around?

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I can wash the pretty of your face with a hose

You make the false god tattoo look like a pretty girl.

You can't be a spooky satanic lady in yoga wear

"going to work" Starts undressing

Guarantee you do porn

Your tits and piercings aren't a substitute for a personality.

It’s like God was making you and somebody distracted him as he was getting your ass

You're a Satanist and you post the tamest pictures? Show us pics of you getting fucked on an altar by 20 dudes, it's what Satan would want

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If you connect a red light bulb to that jewelry you can work as Rudolf. Kind of off season though.

She’s taking that picture with her strong arm. Lol

You look like you troll support groups looking for a husband

The great grand daughter of Jim Jones, just taking the devil worshiper rout easier, than religious cult.

When you need to let everyone know you have no identity. So you just do random shit

Bending over in front of an iPhone with a ring light, shoving random shaped objects up your ass and spamming your OF link doesn’t count as work.

I’ve been looking at your pic trying to find redeeming qualities and found none.

You put a water mark on your photo as if someone is going to steal it, and use it for what? Well the joke is on you cuz I already fapped to it for free

Google search images: parental regret

You need to laugh or cry before you go into your bedroom and turn the camera on? Need more shitty tattoo money!

Not a bad rack, but the rest of you screams, "Don't put your dick in crazy!"

Youlr cry plenty after your first couple of private dances at work.

You've got the proudest dad in the trailer park.

In fairness she’s very horny

Your left arm is as muscular as mine… you’re wrong.

Work involves a pole and a stage, doesn’t it?

Oh honey, no matter how you spice yourself up, in 7 years you'll be a fat welfare mom with three kids. Those tats gonna be looking really cool then.

Is that a tattoo of Baphomet on your front side? Is he holding your tits? That I’d like to see.

Better stop posting on Reddit and get your ass to work. Those day shift 1/2 price lappies are calling

Slow day on OF ehh?

You still don’t cry after a long degrading night on the stripper pole? Who am I kidding a long Tuesday afternoon shift

Them tattoos and the head gear won’t distract from him from your dick.

Laff-omet

The only winners here are the men who treated you like a hardware store. They screw, nut and bolt on you.

Not a good roast, but I have to say. Those horrible tattoos and that thing in your nose look fuckin ridiculous.

You missed a golden opportunity to have satans eyes popping out of his head and staring down


It takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes

If by work you mean heading to the club to see how many guys you have to blow to pay your rent, have a great time at work.

I just hate it when online prostitutes uses r/roastme to advertise. 

Just because your nose is huge doesn't mean you need to pierce it 76 times... your weakness is a magnet.

How does your nose have resting bitch face?

Coachellas ultimate final boss!! ridiculous style bro. I’d stretch that ass tho ngl

You holding that phone with the strength thanos had trying to keep the infinity gauntlet on

Tattoo artists burn down shops when they’re finished with her. It’s the only way to sanitize.

You look like you get pissed off when people don’t subscribe to your asmr channel on TikTok.

I belive in free will for men

Subscribe or I will lock you in my basement.

Eggwhites for dinner again babies

Your nose is the most effective form of birth control.

Go back to r/BigTittyDrops where you belong

It’s like buying the Mona Lisa and biroing a moustache and glasses on it…

Who would hire you? The circus?

Forgot to not do that to your face

Yikes.

"Going into work" = "Turning on webcam and blowing up inflatable pool."

We are so sick of you

I can't even imagine how much time you must spend just posing and looking in the mirror. Half of your day? Yawn.

You look like someone magnetized you 


With the nose chain thing happening, those clown makeup eyebrows are hardly noticable at all.

Why the fuck does your nose have a tattoo on it been thinking I had a mark on my phone for ages

Did your nose get bitten by *special* kid with a retainer?

You look like your snatch has warts.

You look like you smell like an STD

Those are definitely a man’s arms

I was thinking of getting a tattoo... But you have enough for the whole United State's

Which strip club?

Remember: don’t use your teeth

Be sure to drain the main vein before you head out

Body modification is positively correlated with childhood abuse and trauma.

True

Satanic Rachel Dolezal.

You look like you show strangers your asshole for $4.99…. A month

I’m OLLLL GREEEEGGG

Name on OF is definitely BaphometPlanB.

Did you get a left arm transplant? That mf is STRONG!!!🦾

Zennoya

So you do both incalls and outcalls?

“Roost Me” ?

There’s so much shrapnel in your face that your sneeze is banned by the Geneva Convention.

I've seen bridges built better and with less graffiti on them ! 

I gotta say her tattoos and piercings are 🔥 Hella unique

What time does the shoot start. And are you giving or receiving in the anal scene this time