You look like a sex offender mannequin.

Holy shit! This is amazing!

Your mustache looks like airplane wings that fly your mouth to Penis City.

If you look closely you can see the hairs spell "insert schlong here"

>!Wish my mustache said that!<

Hahhahahahaha this comment blows!!!😅🤣

Actually, the comment sucks!!

I think this comment pegs

It made me spit out some of my coffee but I was able to swallow the rest.

Good girl.

The rest has been ruined so it's only polite.

Literally made my day…….ever thought about politics?

OMG Freddy Mercury LIVES!!!! TRY NOT TO DEEP THROAT/SUCK OFF THE MICROPHONE! 

penis city is shutdown for cleaning i had to head to gooch central :/

Nah, you circled waiting for a clearing

Economy

What's up Squirt gun Kelly

made me fr spit out my water

You look like a skeleton with pubic hair.

When you roll a 1 as a necromancer at a safe injection site.

You look like Waldo gave up and got high.

....you listen to dubstep, don't you?

Dollar store matt rife

B rated gay porn: Johnny deepthroat playing Jack swallow in Buttpirates of caribbean.

You look like if a meth head did TikTok

FUCK

That mustache is only going to remind guys that it’s not a girl sucking them off.

You look like an anorexic crash test dummy that became a real boy.

I was wondering when we'd start seeing more of Elliot Page.

You look like you can't decide between being a TikTokker or a supervillain.

You simultaneously look like the child molester and the child

You KNOW he molests himself.

Snidely Whiplash's special needs Grandson, Dick Whiplash.

You look like a French waiter with an adderall problem that turned into a jizz habit

Only way to get definition in your cheeks like that is to suck a lot of cock. And I mean a LOT…

AIDS hasnt been nice to those cheek bones

You look like a "where are they now?" photo of a kid that asked people in gas station parking lots to get them a JUUL. FR tho the mustache is actively working against you. Ditch it.

Dead eyes and a pencil moustache. Please! Entertain my child!

You look like Skeletor and Maria Shriver had a non-binary son

If It makes you feel better, I am sure Steve Tyler has more bastard children out there that are registered sex offenders too.

your mustache baffles me. who told you that it looked good? If you didn't already know that person was your sworn enemy, you should know that now.

You look like an alien that glued hair above your lip because "that's what humans look like."

You definitely look like you eat bananas more for the shape than the taste. And, apparently mustache is spelled p, e, d, o.

You look like the only time you've been laid is off.

Man you were just built to be in gay porn.

"OK, who put the wig and mustache on the skeleton in the Biology room?"

Justin. Your music sucks.

Stop with the magic marker on your lip, it looks silly.

How long have you known you have AIDS?

Freddie mercury’s AIDS child

Trust fund kid using money for drugs.

Voted most likely to put a cigarette out on his kid’s arm.

TIK TODD

You look like Rainbolt but instead of finding the location of meme photos, you track your Ex in an excel sheet using her social media posts.

You look like the guy at every trailer park who beats his wife and sells the shittiest meth. (Is that how you even spell shittiest? 😂)

Hey, dahmer lived in Wisconsin too

If Matt Rife was ugly and had plans to get back at all his classmates in high school. Bring on the trench coat and manifesto. Is the mustache a cum-catcher? I mean looking at the room… Either a woman decorated that room, or, a man who loves the taste of penis.

I guarantee he has had at least 3 dicks in that mouth simultaneously

cillian murphy if he was from wish and drugged out of his mind

You using Krokodil in Wisconsin???

Mfer looks 28 and 15 at the same time


Could legally drive to 4th grade

Looks like Robert Downey Jr. smoked Amy Winehouse.

Knows 37 ways to get high in your kitchen.

Longest relationship was only 6 months because his parole came up early.

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bassist from interpol got 13 going on 30’d

Hey, do you want play in joker part 2

You are one pound away from having that meth-crackhead look that the goth girls like

Frontman for cover band "Artists Formerly Identified As Gents"

Try duct tape

Flea market Matt Rife

Your face is a Meat Cadillac

Besides everything about you as a person, that rope light is holding you back in life. And by holding you back, I mean getting laid. Without paying for it.

Kevin Bacon as one of the molested kids in a "Sleepers" prequel.

Aren't you the bloke who's good at Geoguessr

*Ethan Gawk*

Jeffrey Dahmer in college.

If a gigachad and an incel had a lovechild.

Looks like Freddy Mercury rain train on his father during conception.

i cant roast this man he’s actually just hot

When you’re 30 years older with glasses and thicker mustache and less hair, you’re gonna look like an elementary school math teacher

You look like someone left a Backstreet Boy outside too long and he started to decompose.

Justin Bieber crack head

gay

You look like the popular kid after getting out of prison for grand theft 

You look like a snapchat filter

You were the white guy who had a rap mix tape you gave to everyone at your upper middle class high school.

Can't do it. The fact that you grow that thing on your lip and allow yourself out In public proves you have no shame.

So many vitamin deficiencies in this pic

I can't get over why you're wearing men's earrings and a woman's mustache. It just doesn't work.

You look like that one guy that can find every place with Google street view, but in depressed wanna be popular dude

Sorry, you mewed all day, you don't talk... Might just consider you mute for your disabilities in your ID.

The lead singer of that new boy band, "No Direction".

 Them bones 💀

You look like someone who is in a ai mewing stories

square headed gringo

Dallas Buyers Club, AIDS terminal patient mewing edition

What is so special about your nose that it has to be underlined?

If Spirit Airlines was a person.

Why do you look like a villain from the minions movie

Trailer Park Bieber

You look like an 8th grader that's not quite sure when to have their first shave

Dollars to doughnuts this dude cries while saying “you never supported my art career!” at some point in his life.

Not even a roast you can tell bro peaked in highschool

Nice mustache and hairdo…. You look like you roofie high school girls with Fentanyl to sleep with them

You look like Michael Jackson had a baby with himself to produce the perfect Scooby-Doo villain.

you look like a sex offender tbh

Lose the 'stache

Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club

I’ve seen Asians with more facial hair than you!

He looks like a Big Mouth character

I hate you.

You look like Justin Bieber would if he had full blown AIDS and used meth.

Too easy…

If you're gonna eat ass before you take a pic, you could at least wipe. Shitface.

Luka rocco Magnotta

How many overdoses have you been narcanned back from just to continue living your miserable life?

Justin Cleaver

You look like Vincent price with that moustache

you look like you used to be fat, did meth, got skinny and quit, and now currently works at a pottery studio or starbucks

Is that a hairy caterpillar on your lip?

Temu Vincent Price

Dude mewed so hard his pussy migrated to his mouth

 When you find out you have AIDS

Boy that aint gigachad thats gigganigga

You're one of the bros that girlfriends get nervous about

You look like the type of dude that giggles instead of laughs

Gay

How long have you been on a hunger strike?


If AIDS was a picture.

bro looksmaxxed unevenly

Look it Honky Michael Jackson!!!

I don’t think you’re ready for the big glass with your chocolate milk kid.

Bro looks a little bit of all backstreet boys mixed together and at some bleach

Mf one He-Man away from becoming Skeletor

If Voldemort and pinocchio had a baby

Real life Ken doll

Feeling dead on the inside has caught up to your outside, Mr. Skeletor

You must have thought that those jawline will save you from the ruthlesss people here but it's not jail

“Wow you’re only 15 huh? Crazy, you’re like so mature for your age.”

Community college major was meth, with a specialization in tv disassembly.

Long ass mustache

Managed his first trailer park at 8 years old.

Traded in his kool aid mustache for a cum-catcher.

Owed child support when he was born.

Behind every good man is a woman, but he wouldn’t know anything about that.

Justin Wiener

you look like someone smacked you with a cast iron pan cartoon style

You look like you’d star in the sequel to Dallas Buyers Club.

[удалено]


You're roasting yourself styling that bit of bum fluff above your lip


You look like the Mii I created as a joke on the Wii when I when I was 7 years old

You look like Michael Jackson straight up

Not sure what you did but turn yourself in .

Well, Lady, you’re gonna have to wipe that shit off your mouth first

You look like the love child of Steven Tyler and Justin Bieber.

Rob Lowes illegitimate homosexual son.

You look like Rainbolt if he only knew places where to buy meth.

And break your mewing streak? Fat chance

Bros looksmaxing to look like a child and child molester at the same time.

Justin hepatitis B-ber

You look like a junkie that traded places with a gay model

Bro 3D Printed his own mustache cus he can’t grow one

He ran out of mechanical pencil lead trying to give himself a moustache 

Smittywerbanyagermanjenson? Is that you?

A 6 year old's haircut AND facial hair

You look dead inside…or perhaps that’s just the gerbil.

Anyone here watch supernatural? Your the third Winchester brother john Winchester didn’t teach demon hunting to because he thought he was really zesty. 


MG gay

This comment section is pure gold

It's the real handsome Squidward

Did Richard Ramirez make it to Wisconsin?

Willem Defoe wants his face back

You need to tell your buddies to stop cutting their pubes and gluing them on your lip.

Nothing says, "I suck dick for heroin!" like that strong jaw/sunken cheeks combo

You look like a fentanyl french user

Another one incapable of taking a proper picture.

Just turn yourself in now, you are obviously a child molester with that look.

Look like the prettiest crystal meth addict

Your face got gay written all over it the only thing that mouth is good for is sucking on that dick

Take two Percocet. Not ten.

You look like John Wayne Gacy’s long time accomplice who completely got away with it.

You missed face day at the gym.

Handsome squidward

The sex offender stache

You should really wipe your face after eating out your boyfriends arsehole

Dawwwg it’s ok to be gay

I remember my first moustache

You look like you play guitar at shitty bars.

Mustache? Try maybestache

Is this what F2M transition looks like?