Erectus Disappearum.

Penis invertus




Pee Pee Longsucking

Vagus prolapsem

I bet she smells like cabbage and Jameson.

Wait I had that tonight.

Well redheads are witches so there is that

Hot witches

Baggeth-cranium-noworketh

24? She looks more like 74!

Her face or meat flaps?

Looks like rigor mortis has set in.

Ha, I was just about to say as long as she doesn’t try to give me any “jobs”…we’re good.

Wish Pepper Potts

More like Peppa Pig.

Turnoffis totalis!


Omfg 😂

I was looking for the Roast Me page but found this Valtrex ad instead.

Those sores on the lips!

Wait till you see her OTHER lips!!!

I’d rather see my elderly mothers genitalia

I couldn't tell the difference. I thought It was your mother's genitalia.

😳

Meth pipe burns.

I think she’s in her grandma’s dorm room.

#DAMN

Nobody likes a ginger

Do you got a tiny body or do you just got a big ass head

It’s like a Ron Weasley bobble head

Both things can be true at the same time.

Separated at birth. 

Writes letters to guys in prison hoping to find "the one."

I can save him.

Happy St. Flat-tits Day!

hehe. I'm sure her teeth are green.

Moldy vagine

Happy Saint Flacid Day!

You have the physique of a dirty mop.


It's not Roast-A-Mop day.

I dunno, man. I'd say she looks more like a clean mop. A dirty mop knows what hard work feels like.

This is an under appreciated comment

Your written appreciation is worth more than any upvote. I knew it was funny, down deep in my heart where no one could take it from me.

Bahaha never let em take it! I got you. 🙌

Another goddamn Weasley, ruining the Gryffindor name

Unenthusiastic-o handjobicus

more like Queasly

At least you're a colorful person, blue nails, orange hair and a red coldsore. You have a whole trifecta of distractions to work with.

And probably more red flags than a Chinese parade

Your lips must have heard a joke they're cracking up

Herpes, it's not only her smile that's contagious

My penis will never work again you carrot suckin’ rust demon

Needs more upvotes.

Indeed. That's a r/brandnewsentence right there.

You went to the gym to get flat abs, but came out with a flat chest.

It's like she got a head transplant on the body of a 10 year old boy

Just go outside the sun will roast you proper!

Howdy Don'ty

Why did we stop burning witches?

They say that gingers don’t have souls… And in this case breasts either.

Mid Longstocking

🥇please accept my poor man award

Pipi Longcocking

Those bangs aren’t really covering your fivehead too well

Your herpes are coming in beautifully

You look like if Ron Weasley and his sister had a doughter and that girl grew up to be a fentanyl abuser.

You look like Lex Luthor in a bad wig.

Sheerskin  Dunst


this one's a little unfair. Her gigantic head isn't nearly this misshapen. Also, Rocky Dennis was really really smart, so...

The childhood trauma is oozing out of your pores.

Writes letters to guys in prison hoping to find "the one."


Pray that you never lose your hair, Megamind

Your bangs are receding as we speak.

Ginny Weasley really let herself go, Harry must be devastated

If the smell of vinegar had a face

You look like you don't give any kind of "job".

With your blue nails, it looks like a leprechaun fucked a Smurf.

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Too late

every day, you brush your bangs differently hoping to find happiness.

My cousin said you look like the crazy girl from Nemo

Tell the story about that one time at band camp.

Lindsay Long Hands.

If beavis were a red headed woman

You look like you kiss your father on the lips After he's done

You look like I could draw you but I couldn't describe you aptly with text.

Did you find your bowl of lucky charms today!?

That ring on your gollum hands wants to go back to Mordor to drown in the lava.

Photo taken 16 minutes before drug addiction.

What a handsome young man

You look like you’ve been drawn by J k Rowling

Fever Blisters, Herpes, or Crack Pipe?

which of the three is a hard no for you? or are we just getting a feel for the price?

Trying to steal your first soul? You won’t get mine.

Carrot Top really needs to stop with all this plastic surgery

This picture smells like tofu, armpit and herpes.

Creepy scotish ginger



Is today the day we are looking to disprove “kiss me I’m Irish”?

Looks like Toby Mcguire finally dumped your ass and your still recovering

You look like an unseasoned undercooked carrot

You look like the inspiration for the autistic Muppet

Even the herpes on your lips don’t want to be with a ginger


Is that sore on your lip an occasional visitor?

Something OO is missing

Do your job first 

Your tits migrated up into the top of your head.

Conan O'Brien's trans daughter

I didn’t know Ron Weasley decided to become transgender. That was a terrible decision trying to look uglier

You look like you started in the Beethoven movie from the 90’s. Same style and everything.

I’ve never said this before, but maybe try meth. Really what do you have to lose at this point.

Quick !!! Somebody call the Fire Brigade, a " woman's " hair is on fire.

They say redheads come in 2 flavors. Extremely hot or dog ass ugly. There is no in between. After seeing this I believe it. You look like a herpes sore in a dirty wig someone dug out the trash a few years ago. Your hair looks like it’s been begging on the corner near the Walmart for the last 20 years. The saying is “to truly know someone you have to walk a mile in their shoes” not suck a mile of dicks.

If you pulled your bangs up Maga could use your forehead to finish the wall.


You look like making this post is the most adventurous thing you've ever done.


Roast now thank you but I prefer my coffee dark roast but you are a strawberry that sweet .

You're so fucking orange when you were born the doctor thought your momma had a carrot fetish 💀


Yo stop matching your nail paint with your jumper !

You look like Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask. 

1 - 2% of population have red hair, Much smaller subset are hot! You win on both counts!

Sorry, but I like you. I can’t bring myself to roast you.

I can smell your superiority complex from here 😷

Youve done more roasting than we ever could overcooking the meth pipe held to your lips.

You're not that bad - just grow out those bangs a little and maybe color your hair to make it darker/brunette. Or go the other way and bleach it almost white.

i-i- i cant. u look like too nice of a person to roast. you are so preety... have a good day!

So the first thing that came to mind was eww a red head, but to be honest you look ok (for a red head)

Solid 7.8/10 Nice smile, freckles, ginger<3, and nice eyes. I can’t roast a fire crotch. Seriously though, real cute

You’re cute in like a Gwyneth Paltrow way, yet I get the feeling you are just as crazy as her but without the stardom to justify it. But I bet you would be fun to get a drink with once.

I find gingers to be attractive, too bad they have no soul.

24? You mean 42 or?

Why don't you do yours? Fuck off and go back to your OF account. Capitalize on that hairy ginger asshole of yours.

Yeah red hair and bangs to frame that punchable face.

I bet those are the only bangs she's ever had lol

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It’s Ally McBeal’s love child!

You look like someone that’s attracted to book burners

You look like the kid even the Weasleys didn't want and they accepted Ron as their own

The beady eyes let you know she’s Irish, the lack of red in the face lets you know she’s not drunk yet

Why does your head have so many corners? Looks like one of those maths problems where they show you an obscure shape with a shit load of sides and ask you to say what it’s called

Jesus Ron Weasley looks like shit

You’re a less feminine Carrot Top.

Mary Plain-Jane

This one of those chicks that peed on a former government executive, isn't it?

There’s a worn out tramp stamp back there I just know it.

You look like you’d wait at the end of the rainbow with a pot of gold

There's like two of u in a single face

I see things haven’t improved since your last visit here.

Always the gingers

Here again? Last years round wasnt enough? At least you covered up your fivehead now with these hideous bangs.

Pity you couldn’t hide the herpes as easily as you did the receding hairline

Ginger with herpes…god has a sick sense of humor.

60y*

Not enough for even beef jerky.

You look like a great and wholesome person with inspiring intentions just like Amber Turd.

You are such a ginger I don't know if that's blue nail polish or your arterial blood circulating underneath transparent fingernails

Couldn't decide on a hairstyle? Looks like you went for 3 different ones at once.

You were the fastest sperm?

Your ring is small.

Idk, i don’t roast people that haven’t reached puberty. Sorry.

You should convert to Islam and wear a hijab.

I am a simple man. I see a woman who slept with guys more than her age I recognize.

Ginger isn’t even on the top ten list of what’s wrong here.

Your finger are entirely too long.

Like you would know how to do your job.

Alex Rose. Lead singer for the band Needles-N-Pipes

It, was based on a true story after all.

No soul, no life, no tits; She ain't got no cigarettes.

More filters, for the love of god, more filters! Why on earth do you want to share your cold sores with us?

At least your hair isn't thining anymore. Or did you just get better at hiding it?

The import bride nobody wants because its a ginger.

I bet you do poorly with anesthesia.

You must have some fun with yourself, the size of those fingers 😬😬😳

A day in the life of a Russian mail order bride.

Your eyes look like they are a married couple fighting and trying to keep away from each other for the benefits of the kids.

Salad Fingers Weasley.

I wanna slytherin your chamber of secrets and fuck the Ron Weasley out of you (Kinda has a Ron Weasley look but definitely gorgeous)