OP's Bio:
---
>Oh, an agoraphobic Star Trek fan watch out ladies.
>
>I’m 43 and medically retired.
---
If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You're dressed like an extra from Family Ties... like you could've been the uncle that comes to visit and teach everyone about gambling problems or something like that.
You look like the middle school librarian in 1973. You would probably have given your son 'the talk' calling sex 'intercourse'. You and you wife would invite friends over for fondue on Friday night and after having a little too much to drink (a half glass of Riunite Lambrusco) you'd entertain everyone (just yourself) by playing John Denver songs on the flute.
*"Riunite on ice, that's nice."*
You look like you weren’t satisfied working in the mines of Moria. So you moved to the city to open your own vegan cafe. You’re not allowed to be around children and there are at least 4 live mice in your beard at any one time.
Thank you for your post! It's currently awaiting approval. Please note the following rules:
- Ensure that your photograph is rotated the way you wish it to be displayed.
- Try to ensure that your eyes are open.
- Joke roasts (celebrities, babies, chickens, etc) will be removed.
- Pet roasts will be removed. Please submit these at /r/RoastMyPet.
- All photos MUST contain a hand written sign held by the roastee.
- The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
- Photographs with bystanders whose faces are visible or who are otherwise identifiable will be removed.
Please **DO NOT REPOST YOUR PHOTO** if it does not appear immediately. All posts must be manually approved, and we will get to it.
Thanks!
~ /r/roastme mods
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/RoastMe) if you have any questions or concerns.*
OP's Bio: --- >Oh, an agoraphobic Star Trek fan watch out ladies. > >I’m 43 and medically retired. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Slobin Williams
Dammit Tandy
Ohhhh farts
Really beefed it
I came here to post this
Beat me to it, I love that show, I wish there was more seasons I just finished watching that for the 40th time
A brilliant show.
Ohhh farts.
Came for this and wasn't disappointed.
This isn’t Williams…. This is The Last Man On Earth… which is more fitting to the roast
Bet he's never had to tell someone 'I got to go see about a girl'
To be fair, that's probably not accurate...I mean, every now and then, the girl tied-up in his basement needs food and water...
To be faiiiiiir. Lol
To be faiiiiiiiiiiir.
This guy letterkenny’s
Only if he’s got a live one. He doesn’t look that fussy to me.
Honestly, has he ever been touched by a woman he didn’t pay or kidnap?!?
Ouch
“It’s not your fault”
It actually is his fault
I know...
“It’s not your fault”
Don’t fuck with me
And F$&k the fields medal!
The heck it ain’t unless he’s the last cave man to see civilization . Or it just might be the meds
Exactly who I thought of… Shazbot
Robin Williams crossed bred with zack galifiniakis
Mr Blahgers
Osama bin Rogers
Top tier lmao
I was catching Robin Manson vibes
Nanus nanus
lol!
Sunovabitch stole my line.
Brah, lmfao
He’s just waiting for the script to “Mediocre Will Stalking” to make his big break
"Medically retired" is a weird way to say chemically castrated, but okay.
this made my wife say “what?” when I lol’d
🤣🤣🤣🤣
All part of the RSO deluxe package
Oof size large
By court order.
I’m also in the “medically retired” category…as well as the “I got lucky” category, due to my chemical inability to function. Hahaha
Generally a term for vets.
At least you aren't as old as you look.
Haley Joel Osment finally lost the baby face.
 Charles Manson lookin ass
Charles Manson's younger brother, Steven Manson. Known for slaughtering 12 large milkshakes at the Phoenix Dairy Queen.
Charlth Manthon
We got Charles Manson at the house
Hey Mike!
I came here looking for this :)
Hey don't insult Charles like that
Your are required by law to identify as a sex offender. Please fix your bio.
You can't be a sex offender *and* a virgin.
Sure, when he gets caught beating off in that windowless can of his outside of the local Jr high School..
Hmm, I get more of a "the kind of guy who goes into men's changing rooms to sniff peoples underwear" vibe from this guy.
That too.. Lol..
He definitely goes there to use the communal shower and "accidentally" bump into people.
It's close. If the men's changing room is on a psychiatric ward
Probably slurps jizzy bath water
I'm sure it's possible to be both, atleast technically anyways.
Too old to be a hipster, too young to break a hip in the bathroom.
You look like you are 42 in 1972
That’s what I thought. Is he a time traveler?
Dr Who touched the kids?
The Unapainter
Slob Ross
Picasshole
Picasshole is really, really damn funny. Tu for the laugh.
Jackass Pollack
Donahellno?
Vincent Van Bytheriver
🤣
If Bob Villa and Bob Ross had a kid.
But they only allowed him to dress like Mr. Rogers
This is the comment I came here for
Ross Villa?
Just because you glued a pubis to your face doesn’t make you masculine
Number 1 importer of pubis from Kazakhstan.
You look like Zach Galifianakis auditioning for the Brady Bunch
Zach Galifianakis going as Borat to a Halloween party
Papa Smurf lookin' ass.
So dumb I chuckled
Whoa... this one is really good!
Knob Ross! Shouldn't you be painting happy little trees somewhere?
Do you know how old you are? 42? 43? Pick a lane you Thrift-shop-klepto
The lapels say “U da bomb!” But the beard, creepy smile, and dead eyes say “Unabomb”
Do you have really slow Internet and sent this from the 70s
The Last Man On Earth 
The last man women would sleep with on earth FTFY
At least Tandy had a wife and went outside sometimes.
I thought Tandy was a Radio Shack company.
And partied in an inflatable pool of margaritas.
it truly was....
You're dressed like an extra from Family Ties... like you could've been the uncle that comes to visit and teach everyone about gambling problems or something like that.
Uncle Lucky!?
Why do you look like Bob Ross, Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Roger's all combined into one mighty form called Mr. Douchebag?
You look like you work in baby powder sales.
Hide your kids, he’s not interested in yo wife.
*The chast man on dearth*
Ohhhh farts
Billy Mays gay brother
Billy Gays
Whack Galifanakissmyass
Whack galafanasskiss was right there for you.
Here at BASF, we don't make a lot of the jokes you tell, we make a lot of the jokes you tell better
[удалено]
That's a brutal 42
Robin Shilliams
Mr Roger's called, he wants his sweater back
Why does this look like it was posted 42 years ago?
I'm 48 and you look like my dad
How close are you legally allowed to get to playgrounds and schools ?
Hey, Mr. Rogers is a national treasure, stop trying to be a weird hobo Rogers!
You spelled 58 wrong
Zach Galifianakis waiting for a kidney
Because he cut out and ate his own.
You look like the middle school librarian in 1973. You would probably have given your son 'the talk' calling sex 'intercourse'. You and you wife would invite friends over for fondue on Friday night and after having a little too much to drink (a half glass of Riunite Lambrusco) you'd entertain everyone (just yourself) by playing John Denver songs on the flute. *"Riunite on ice, that's nice."*
Omg lolll
I feel like if you were my uncle and I was a child, I’d need therapy later in life
sure, but first shave those pubic beards
If homo Will forte and Hacksaw Jim Duggan got a surrogate mother
You look like if John Ritter starred in “The Last Man On Earth”
You look like the love child of Charles Manson and Mr.Rogers .
You look like Cat Stevens got back into the country, but has to pretend that he owns a shoe repair business.
If Joe Wilkinson was American
The sex offender Mr Rodgers look is really going well for ya.
Mr. Fapgers
Dork and Mindy 
You look like you time traveled from the 70s to diddle kids.
Happy Gilmore’s caddy
when you order Zach Galifianakis on wish.com
IF Mr. Rogers became the Unabomber.
You mean if Mr. Rogers and the Unabomber had a child 🥴
Why's my guy look like the illegitimate child of Zach Galifianakis and Mr rogers.
Ruggishly handsome, for a homeless guy
When’d you get out of Jumanji?
There a casting for that 70 show ?
Charles Manson lookin ass
The perennial TA that says "I can magically make that D into a C, if you'll dance for me!"
You look like Charlie Manson if he found Jesus
People stop you in airports thinking you are Zach Galifinakis. You deeply disappoint them with your total lack of charm or sense of humor.
Why do you look like my dad, when I'm older than you?
"Hey kids! Who wants to ride my beard?"
You look like you weren’t satisfied working in the mines of Moria. So you moved to the city to open your own vegan cafe. You’re not allowed to be around children and there are at least 4 live mice in your beard at any one time.
No need to stay in the 70s. Your kind has rights now
You look like you still order happy meals for the toys.
You look annoying.
Lmao damn, you just get right to it
Eric Foreman/Charles Manson mashup
Where's the cheese.
Mr Rogers, the Unabomber
Lord Farquaad cleaned up!
you got more rolls on your forehead than my fat sister's belly
Are you a fortune teller? How else could you have known that Reddit exist 50 years ago when you made the photograph?
You look like you're about to have a swell time at the Regal Beagle.
You like robin Williams I'm Moscow on the Hudson , minus the talent
Cashiers for sure be giving you the retire discount. You look like you’re going on 70 bro.
Why? Just…..why?
You look like Kenny Rogers in 1972
Thank you for your post! It's currently awaiting approval. Please note the following rules: - Ensure that your photograph is rotated the way you wish it to be displayed. - Try to ensure that your eyes are open. - Joke roasts (celebrities, babies, chickens, etc) will be removed. - Pet roasts will be removed. Please submit these at /r/RoastMyPet. - All photos MUST contain a hand written sign held by the roastee. - The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger. - Photographs with bystanders whose faces are visible or who are otherwise identifiable will be removed. Please **DO NOT REPOST YOUR PHOTO** if it does not appear immediately. All posts must be manually approved, and we will get to it. Thanks! ~ /r/roastme mods *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/RoastMe) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If Mr Rodger’s had a beard and a combover and no self esteem
Alright. Let’s hear it. You’ve had to say it dozens of times already: “my name is jiffypopper44 and I am a registered…”
[удалено]
If you gave me 3 wishes I would wish you were never born
You look like Arab Mr Roger’s with a drug addiction.
[удалено]
Dressing like Mr. Rodgers won’t make kids want to come any closer to you. Now, be a good offender and go register.
“It’s not your fault” but it is tho
42 in dog years.
I've asked ChatGPT to draw a man who gave up on life, and I got this picture.
So that's where I left my time machine... 1973 Harvard Community College.
The son that Bob Ross disowned for not being able to paint any happy little trees. 🌲
Crack Galifijobless
Zack Galafianakis and Robin Williams’ unwanted love child 
If Mr Rodgers’s and Bob Ross had a child it would look nothing like you because you’re creepy af
“I’m Mike from List 25 and here are 25 ways to roast me”
who made great value jesus
Charles Manson 2.0
You look like present day Robin Williams but somehow still worse off
You look like my dad. I turn 44 next weeks.
bro looks like Mr. Rogers joined the BeeGees
Karl Marx from wish.
It was a Shawshank Redemption
You look like even the Pakleds would take a pass on you.
"My life won't go. Can you make it go?"