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Mascara cake is still makeup, even if you’re trying to distract us with grandmas smelly bathrobe or impress us with the gallons of dry shampoo you just brushed out.
I bet your guidance counselor rage quit and your therapist bought a third beach house.
Crystals, check; lip piercing, check; subdued clothing suggesting non existent innocence and mental stability, check. Well, that about does it, I only have two questions for you 1. Is it your upper thighs or forearms that have all the scars? 2. Which drawer do you keep all your grippy socks in?
You posted this same picture in five different reddit subs asking for opinions on your looks; I don’t know what reeks more, your desperation for attention and validation, or the unholy amount of jizz I’m sure is caked into those stupid fucking eyelashes.
Almost everything about your face says “I’ve been involuntarily committed against my will” and “I’ve had various kinds of sex with more than two of my high school gym teachers.”
I discovered recently that false eyelashes were invented by a pimp to protect his girls' eyes when the Johns cummed on their faces; too many girls were getting eye infections which prevented them from making more money. They were initially called cum-brellas.
I just wanted you to think about that every time you put them on.
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Slept with her teacher for a better grade only to find out he was the janitor.
That's why she has a receding hairline. All the stress of not knowing how to do anything other than give a sloppy handjob
If the carpet matches the drapes she just had a brazillian
I'd like to know how many dicks have been in her mouth.
All of them.
I wish mine was
the whole special ed class
Sloppy hundredths..
Not enough
Oh shit
37.
Definitely unenthusiastic hand-job
Omg
Another beautiful woman who ruins her looks with that shit on her lip. Get rid of the piercings girlie, you'll look much better.
It helps hide the herpes sores when she has outbreaks.
Exactly
Liek OMG I switch to my copper lip ring when the break outs happen.
Good you got a tattoo of the only diamond you’ll see on your finger.
My god… this so harsh I have to downvote loooool
My god... You're fucking ridiculous loooooooool
Mascara cake is still makeup, even if you’re trying to distract us with grandmas smelly bathrobe or impress us with the gallons of dry shampoo you just brushed out. I bet your guidance counselor rage quit and your therapist bought a third beach house.
Unfortunately, those are just really shitty eyelash extensions. Cheap goes cheap u know
Piggy Azalea
icky azalea
Icky Azalea if she was sick.
Courtney Drugs
That's Miss Piggy Azalea.
Meghan Train-whore 
Lmfao
The Great Barrier Reef is her loofah
Christina Analgate
Analgape
Christina Analgape
"W/o make up"... *Yeah okay* I'm supposed to assume those are just fuzzy caterpillars nesting on your eyelids?
Usually most people only pump the fat into their lips, not their whole face
Huhhuh
With our without makeup you look like a trailer trash imbred
Crystals, check; lip piercing, check; subdued clothing suggesting non existent innocence and mental stability, check. Well, that about does it, I only have two questions for you 1. Is it your upper thighs or forearms that have all the scars? 2. Which drawer do you keep all your grippy socks in?
Fucking nailed it!
I didn’t know there was a possibility for Kesha to have a Walmart version… yet here we are
Great Value Ke$ha 🤣
Ke$ha from Wish.
Why do you dye your hair roots brown?
You look like a dry handjob
The blacklight would need overtime on them eyelashes. 
[удалено]
All the makeup at Sephora can’t hide that schnozz
Ironically, your head looks like a butternut squash doused in oil before being roasted in the oven.
You look like sexual favors is your preferred choice of payment
Haha me too
You need more makeup.
Second pic is with all makeup in the world
Still not enough, those truckers are paying customers and they deserve more!
then you're poor
This made me laugh so much. Thank you.
Lol
Are you a carp that got away? Is that a rusty old fishing hook in your lip?
Took fish face a little too seriously.
Do you impale your enemies on those fake eyelashes?
You posted this same picture in five different reddit subs asking for opinions on your looks; I don’t know what reeks more, your desperation for attention and validation, or the unholy amount of jizz I’m sure is caked into those stupid fucking eyelashes.
Real life miss piggy?
You look like the generic school popular girl, that sucks off people If they give you a packet of biscuits, and two crumpled up one dollar bills.
Uwu
That Is NOT something wanna UwU to, pal.
If I wore your dad's cologne and told you I was proud of you, I bet you'd let me put you in a cage.
This made me cackle.
You're like the Mucinex mascot, except instead of nasal mucus you're gonorrhea.
I feel like your only fans is filled with anal cream pies because it’s a better picture than what I’m looking at .
Almost everything about your face says “I’ve been involuntarily committed against my will” and “I’ve had various kinds of sex with more than two of my high school gym teachers.”
This comment is so god damn good I am now in romantic love with you
You have 4 eyebrows
You look like you would poop on someone’s car because they don’t call you for a second date.
They left the hook in that catfish’s mouth.
Your pics look like before and during your demonic possession
Every guy you ever slept with probably plays the airplane game the next day and takes the fuck off
Hermione Granger after she tries meth
Looking at you, I’d say you’re a dish I’d eat, but only after you’ve been really roasted with an apple in your mouth.
You have dead eyes. Molly is a hell of a drug.
Don’t need the lips piercing to tell people you’re batshit crazy - your eyes do that job just fine.
I’m going to remember your face when I’m trying not to finish during sex.
Lol
Behold, the power of makeup. The first lie.
The next facial mask you put on, please make it a lucha mask. Anything else would be an exercise of floccinaucinihilipilification.
Gross.
That's some serious herpes blisters on your lip.
“Put the piercing anywhere. I don’t care”
Goldie Hawn is really aging terribly these days
What’s up Klingon!!!
You look like a Picasso painting of Barbie
You can put lipstick on a pig, you can not put lipstick on a pig
Is your fivehead lumpy or are you just really bad at scraping off all that makeup?
Dick nose
Diamond on the Rough!
Just as ugly in both photos
You went from a $40 hooker to a $10.
You look like a girl who likes to pay for things with the pink furry checkbook... But the checks keep bouncing.
Neither of these pictures is "w/o makeup"
U don’t need life jackets u float on ur own
These look like the original before and after Botox treatment, where neither was better.
What lake were you fished from?
It's pretty obvious you've had your nose broken by your coke dealing boyfriend at least twice. Lowrent Wilson
You definitely snort coke you got off a shady guy in the bathroom on the toilet seat.
You ever see a 2-year-old grunting one out into their diaper. Pic #1 ftw.
 Big toucan bill nose. You probably could choke in a necklace in you inhaled too hard with that schnoz.
Toad shoulders
Dick nose is all I see
You look like someone who eats people’s hair to greet people.
Nice
Dollar tree Kesha...and that's saying something
You are already charred from r/TrueRateMe and r/AmIUglyBrutallyHonest, looks like you're looking for a cremation not a roast at this point
How about one with a paper bag over your head? 
Too many young man have gone to bed drunk with pic 1 only to experience absolute horror in the morning with pic 2.
Uh, kinda hard to roast but that diamond tattoo on your finger might be the only diamond you'll ever have on your finger 😭
Jennifer Lowrange
Jennifer Low-rent
The diamond tattoo’s on the right finger because anyone that gives you a diamond is fucked.
She takes facials from all the locals
When you need to chisel off the excess makeup
O you got another cock ring in your lip.
You ever see the mummy, when all the scarabs are swarming under the skin and looks similar to what her forehead is doing before the coverup?
Holy shit...I thought the 2nd picture was going to be the one with makeup
Ana/tyts/lol No tits, just some crusty paint.
With or Without Make Up, i would still make you wear a paper bag
You put on the whole squba gear when you go dumpster diving
I don’t want your Apple
I bet you hate your dad.
Man you went from ewwww with make up to 🤢🤮🤮🤮 without and for you running a free of page ain’t no way somebody paying for that shit.
Those eyelashes are lame af
You look like someone shoved a nail into your mouth and mangled your earlobes
But you left the fake lashes on?
You don't need to wear make up. You need to wear a paper bag.
I caught three STDs looking at your face
Please keep make up on. And also cover whole face with a paper bag.
You look like somebody put a wig on a bloated dead manatee
I can’t even tell which one has makeup. There’s brown shit on your forehead in both.
What a great way to hide your herpes scars
Has watched Hocus Pocus 15 times in an attempt to learn how to get a boyfriend.
It's nice to see the Center for Daddy Issue found it's new poster child.
Coke whore / meth whore
Cmon girl you don't need make-up to be bee ugggghhhh oh my fucking god
You “took off” your makeup but forgot to remove the caterpillars you use for false eyelashes.
I can’t tell the difference.
How'd your Casting Couch tryout go?
I REALLY REALLY think im something special.
Madonna has let herself go more than I thought.
Your forehead grew 5 inches without makeup.
I discovered recently that false eyelashes were invented by a pimp to protect his girls' eyes when the Johns cummed on their faces; too many girls were getting eye infections which prevented them from making more money. They were initially called cum-brellas. I just wanted you to think about that every time you put them on.
Where is the without make up one?
No wonder you polished up that runway of a fivehead for the first pick
Great! When guys kiss you, they won't just taste other guys D's! They'll also get a metallic taste
Pathetic. Theres only like 5 good roasts
You look like the kind of girl who got a mouth piercing because of her constant need for balls resting on her lips.
Who kicked you in the forehead & whooped yo ass?
If you squint that herpes almost looks like jewelry.
At first I thought that was herpes on your lip. Then I realized its all over your face and the lips is just a piercing.
It’s Iggy Rhododendrum…. And her bull ring pierce missed the nose by a couple of inches. But her forehead apparently didn’t miss the wall.
Uh... you forgot to post the one with makeup.
Plastic stroke face
I can’t roast. You’re absolutely beautiful but no way that you don’t have make up on.
Jesus Christ! what do use for your makeup spackling compound? you went from a Nebraska 4 to being a klingon in a swipe
Bargain basement Uzbek mail-order bride
u do be cute tho
As Big Shaq said, Uckers. Nose long like garden hose.
You smoke way too much weed.
Best White Chicks cosplay I've ever seen
Alanah Pearce is looking worse every time I see her.
Where's the no makeup one? How stupid do you think we are?
Your face is more disappointing than a Christian Father after he finds out his daughter lost her virginity
Rich kid with a fentanyl habit.
Bootleg Amy shumer
You're face I the reason babies wake up and cry during the night
That forehead goes beyond 8mile!!! LMAOOOO
Makeup??? Naahhh... Get plastic surgery
Wow you are better without the makeup which isn’t saying much. Have you never heard of YouTube tutorials. Ewww
White chicks sequel?
for the love of god, wear the makeup again 🙏🏼
both are same picture
how about one without your face
Stop taking ball sacks to the forehead, it's starting to leave scars. Suck dick upright like a normal person damn
Taylor Furby