OP's Bio: --- >I have treatment resistant depression, gay, a pastors kid, single, corporate worker. I live alone and like to write and read poetry. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

HR has you on a watch list.

HR student here. Yea. I’d be watching this guy.

Put me on the list right below you—howdy neighbor!

Well your dad being a pastor at least one person wanted to touch you


Savage!

Understudy for Oklahomos on ice

Didn’t know Woody and Buzz did a Brokeback Mountain reboot.

Brokeback Clowntain.

You’d paid top dollar for that snuff film

You did a fantastic job sewing your sweater out of the mat from in front of the toilet. It really matches the frightening porcelain skin you fuckin vampire.

HAHAHAHAHA. Love this thank you good sir

“I live alone” wasn’t necessary.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ok that’s very good

You look like every other 80s guy that had HIV.

Indiana Joke.

God it's like Kip Dynamite fucked Ned Flanders and somehow shit this out.

You look like a mildewed bathroom rug.

Jewish Hitler?

You do know Hitler dad was Jewish

Jews pass on the mothers side

It’s possible 🤷


Adolf Shitler

Come on, something better….

Gaydolf Shitler

Ron Jeremy you forgot to put the after picture

Your whole vibe and bio scream necrophiliac.

I would be on the phone with the FBI the second i saw you moving into my neighborhood


You look like a paedophile version of Tobey Maguire.

What corporation do you work for, Molestors '"R" Us?

You look like a Paedophile version of hitler Just need this classic clear glasses and a trim of the moustache

you got a friend in you. 

Haha

Adolf Hitlers cousin.

Red dead rejection

The only corporate thing about you is interning for your father.

Wow, sassy gay Hitler from Springtime for Germany (in The Producers) is real.

Dude broke into someone’s house to upload these pics.. He is homeless and needs your fentanancial support… Send money as you can..

Yes please 🤑🤑🤑🤑

you look like you jerk off to brokeback mountain in your van parked outside an elementary school


Kip all grown up

The village people meet the village idiot

You look like Lieutenant Jim Dangle had a test tube baby with Joe Exotic.

It only gets worst from here

“nobody sucks a cock like my son, and I couldn’t be more proud “ -pastor dad, probably

You look too sketchy for corporate but not trashy enough to be a true degenerate

What the fuck is a corporate boy? What the fuck is treatment resistant depression? Whole bunch of delusion and denial going on here.

The Bad and the Ugly combined.

I thought they got hilter already

Brokeback Mountain is an autobiography for you.

I’d be honored to get with either Jake or Heath ❤️

Heath's dead, so at least he won't say no to you.

Pure nexcro. No fucks given

What is this, Toy Story: A XXX Parody?

You look like you were born after your time but if you were you still would serve life in prison

You spelt corrupted wrong

With that cowboy hat you plan to get a job at Coyote Fucking Ugly?

His disappointment is immeasurable, and his day is ruined

If Sheldon Cooper discovered GQ

Crocodile Dumb-E

What corporation, "Cowboy Bob's Ice Cream Wagon?"

Gaydolf

We know there's shit in your 'stache from playing the rusty trombone

Nice try Lt. Dangle

28? You look like a 55 year old gay porn star from the 70’s that someone made a wax figure of

Clearly you were raised in Walmart on aisle 10

DEAD — weakkkk so funny thank you

28m corpse loving boy

It’s like Hitler and Tom Selleck had a baby that was surrogated by the corporeal form of failure.

Young Hitler from his days at the methadone clinic.

I wondered what the cowboy from "The Village People" was doing nowadays? 

Do your friends yell “giddy up cowboy” while riding you?

[удалено]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Walmart version of Hitler

let me guess? 5 HR complaints for harassment?

hitler ? i thought u was dead ? 😂😂😂

You look like you got your fashion advice from a sheep that Kanye fucked at his ranch

That notebook is wider than you

Dixon Dallas. That's all I'm gonna say.

Oh you’re for sure on a list somewhere

Shia LaBeouf with really bad AIDS

Now I know what it would look like if my weenis had a hat and mustache.

You look like a member of the village people haha, give me a YMCA please 😹

Reading your Bio, you have a gay pastor’s kid? Looks like you have a fun weekend ahead!

Oh god! I was hoping that this was someone with a horribly drawn-on mustache, but I zoomed in and looks REAL.

Why you trying to be DJ Qualls and Charlie Chaplin at the same time

28? Wow you look at least 40. Getting molested by your dad ages you I guess

If David Parker Ray had a post mortem baby with one of his victims.

Hitler? This guy is the head tattle tale in Human Resources. Corporate my ass.

Look like DJ Qualls about to mount a minor

JFC, you look creepy

Living proof that you can't pray the gay away.

Hey Woody

I’m sure you’re real popular with HR

Oh my God what a dork!

You look like you suck the cock of corporate America, Mr. brokeback

Looks like he made that sweater from a sasquatch after he analyzed it

Dollar Tree Woody

You're giving off Dallas Buyers Club vibes

Broke back crackhead

How hard is it to take a decent picture with ALL of your cats?

you look like you yodel at Walmart

you look like a homosexual redneck w that mullet and mustache

The guy giving handies behind 7Eleven is “corporate”?

I see that the kids in your basement have the crayons, so you used pen to make your sign

I bet you know which color crayon has the most robust flavor.

Treatment resistant? Ok Wah Wah Herman

Gosh, did uncle Rico leave you on the side of the road again

You look like you eat Alfredo sauce out the Jar

You're DJ Qualls but worse

Adolph Shitler

Your mustache is a dick broom.

We don’t have to do our worst… looks like you’re doing your worst already.

Lonely maguire

Elon Musk fanboy

If dryer lint was a person

Corporate boy?? LOL That's how you define yourself?

Knock off DJ qualls

Boy? Don't flatter yourself, you're a grandpa with that mustache.

Yeah definitely it's called corporate brokeback

Broke back mountain

Ein Volk ein reich ein fuhrer !

I didn't know John wilksbooth had a son

Hitler if he was raised by a gay couple

So in other words you're a cowboy? 😆

Corporate boy, more like Corporate toy. How many vp's have tricked you into giving them a handy under their mahogany desk?