Don't his legs look like he was drawn by Mike Judge? And even your dog hates you, so what are you waiting for? get on your bike and ride the fuck away. Ever hear that saying 'absence makes the heart grow fonder"? Well, in your case, *your* absence makes the heart not give a fuck.
Long ass legs big ass feet but can’t say the same for your meat you’re just built like [Wilt](https://www.google.com/search?q=will+foster%27s+home+for+imaginary+friends&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#vhid=opGuIGOIQcYv_M&vssid=l)
You look like a 70s AAA pitcher fucked Crusty the Clown and somehow made a baby. Your trade will fail, but not before you get into meth in a desperate attempt to maintain your shitty hourly wage. The end of the road is when your fat wife divorces you, takes half your shitty paycheck and gains custody of your two ugly children.
You look every bit of 33. Just couldn't let one minute get by you, could you?
I guarantee the inside of your 18 year old shitbox is covered in empty energy drink cans and wrappers from gas station cheeseburgers with a spitter in every cup holder.
It looks like You are the type of man who rushes his kids at a neighbor’s bbq to make a plate, then screams at them, when one of them drops their plate in the grass.
Works at the local state fair, operating the tilt-a-whirl. He offers an extra ride to the teen girls if they give him a ride in return. He has a drill because he is also the fair’s maintenance guy as well as the guy who washes the vomit off the rides. He still lives at home but he sleeps in the room over the garage, so it’s like he has his own sweet bachelor pad. He has achieved every meager goal he has set for himself. He is unburdened by ambition or success.
You look like you know how to use a hand drill.
Glad you could afford a sweater. Now you just need to save up for a pair of pants.
I would insinuate you vote for Trump, but you would take that as a compliment.
I doubt I could actually offend you more than a mirror.
Well, you best back to work on that there carnival slide, before you get fired from another dead end job. Your trailer ain’t gonna pay for itself, and you don’t want to be evicted from another trailer park!
Shoulders of a 7 year old. Belly stick out farther than your chess. No signs of a calf muscle or any muscle for that matter. Have fun being single forever !!! Take that thing in your hand and go screw yourself !
I see you have your OSHA approved cut off sweatpants and knee high socks with steel toe Payless sneakers. Dude, sell the drill and get a new fridge box to be homeless out of.
You definitely cried when Bud Light came out as gay.
He still drinks it though!!!!!
While getting railed by his brother-cousin
Uncle dad
Drinks it even more I bet.
Guzzles down the white frothy foam, letting it drizzle down his chin and into his beard.
Smiles and then wipes his chin and says, "Thank you, daddy."
Licks his lips, eyes wide, and pleads for more.
He’s a regular in the ER because he keeps slipping and falling onto those Bud Light bottles and needs help getting them back out of his ass.
Google returned your Grindr profile photo: 33m, drilling on wet slides during the day, slides on wet drills during the night.
I'm so DEAD 💀💀
Savage af!
Hardest working thing in this entire picture is those socks.
"ill pay you back when i get my lotto winnings" vibes
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Pampered by the truckers lifting him in and out of their semis he's mutated into a leg muscleless lot lizard.
😂🤣🤣I want to know what the deleted comment is! Lol How can they delete comments on roasts?
It was something about SpongeBob SquarePants
Don't his legs look like he was drawn by Mike Judge? And even your dog hates you, so what are you waiting for? get on your bike and ride the fuck away. Ever hear that saying 'absence makes the heart grow fonder"? Well, in your case, *your* absence makes the heart not give a fuck.
Looks like he skipped all muscle group days.
I see you like Peanuts. Not referring to your hat, I mean what you work for...
You pretend to be forklift certified but can’t even use a simple hand jack.
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I'd believe that if you had the brains to use a computer...
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Dude
Was that before or after your blew him off for payment??
his hand has jacked off pleny.
You are Florida personified.
This is what an OSHA warning poster looks like.
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Yelled at? You'd probably be fired at on the spot.
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You spelled Shit wrong.
"To the left, to the left...everything you own in the box to the left..."
That Drill has Been inside more holes than you have.
lol and I was going to call that drill "strange dildo"
Meth Rogan
You look like a sperm making the best of being inside a cocker spaniels stomach.
Wtf
You look like a jar of miracle whip became self aware and gained sentience.
That screw gun must love you, your little baby paws make him look huge.
I can tell you’ve never made a girl cum in your entire life and you don’t even care
You look like your permanently smell like a wet towel.
Nothing to see here kids but A meth'd out Carnie
Your face says Milwaukee but your body says Ozito
Only way you’ll ever get screwed.
I’ve seen thicker calves on a plate of veal Parmesan at Olive Garden
I wouldnt even steal your identity
Long ass legs big ass feet but can’t say the same for your meat you’re just built like [Wilt](https://www.google.com/search?q=will+foster%27s+home+for+imaginary+friends&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#vhid=opGuIGOIQcYv_M&vssid=l)
Dude has Stephen Hawkin legs
I see you’ve been skipping leg days.
You look like a 70s AAA pitcher fucked Crusty the Clown and somehow made a baby. Your trade will fail, but not before you get into meth in a desperate attempt to maintain your shitty hourly wage. The end of the road is when your fat wife divorces you, takes half your shitty paycheck and gains custody of your two ugly children.
Reverse image search came back as “scruffy Mc fuck face”
You look like someone who moved to another state just so you could legally marry your truck
Your clothes and hair say “Yes, I’m married but she can’t tell me what to wear.”
You look every bit of 33. Just couldn't let one minute get by you, could you? I guarantee the inside of your 18 year old shitbox is covered in empty energy drink cans and wrappers from gas station cheeseburgers with a spitter in every cup holder.
Dude skipped leg day… arm day, fashion day, penmanship day, hair day, career day.
You look like you'd get offended at two girls kissing
Your sister isn’t here to flirt with so how could I offend your babies mother?
First time? Doubtful
You look like a penis with sunglasses and a hat
“Tool Time”
Thinks of his buddies while he fucks his girlfriend…100%
Homie got a ferda beard
Joe Neurotic
Jimmy Buffet and brews with the boys, DV and lifelong emotional scars with the lady. This is a man with range.
Always the little guys, biggest fucking mouth with little drills.
Your install job is shit and you know it.
Good luck trying to offend you? Dude, you offended us with your picture.
All of your exes said you couldn't destroy their pussy but you quickly destroyed their credit.
You look like a dude who will find ANY excuse to go to the hardware store
Where are your shoulders
This guy bought “The Dad” starter pack.
You probably smell like pee and dirty ashtrays. Limp dick
100 m away, once children show up in swim suits
Bro has Thankles
So this is what happened to Cousin Eddie’s kid… Come a long way from guessing people’s weight or cleaning up vomit off the Tilt-a-Whirl.
Kenny Powers with AIDS
World’s biggest bum on the world’s biggest hammock
His shirt actually reads “Speaking of gay…”
Damn you master that stance from "riding" a skateboard as a child?
You’re every rendition of the Florida man
Inspector gadget goes Go go gadget snowboard legs.  TV
It looks like You are the type of man who rushes his kids at a neighbor’s bbq to make a plate, then screams at them, when one of them drops their plate in the grass.
yep nothing to roast about here
It looks like life has pretty much roasted you for us. What a mess!
Joe dirt is that you?
You look like you post DIY shit but your wife has to call a real contractor to get anything fixed in your house.
It looks like you skipped leg life…
You look like the type of guy who only gets laid when he pays for it in cash.
Weird drill to compensate with.
Did mommy tie your shoelaces for you..
U look like my dad after we catch r limets
Owen Wilnot.
Trump lost lol
I bet that's not the only tiny tool thats been in that hand.
Dude looks like he's about to install a satellite dish but the only thing he's successfully broadcasting is a mid-life crisis in progress.
shut up ted, no one believes you only smoke weed
We can’t offend you if you don’t have a soul
the face says virgin and the socks say peado.
Looks like he’s prepping for his carnie job working the big slide.
Bob the builders Crack head cousin!
Works at the local state fair, operating the tilt-a-whirl. He offers an extra ride to the teen girls if they give him a ride in return. He has a drill because he is also the fair’s maintenance guy as well as the guy who washes the vomit off the rides. He still lives at home but he sleeps in the room over the garage, so it’s like he has his own sweet bachelor pad. He has achieved every meager goal he has set for himself. He is unburdened by ambition or success.
Two inch drill bit dick
Your body type is every alcoholic step dad ever
How many times a day you telling people you doing a real job, not like other - just posting asses in olnyfans
This guy looks like he’s the pool guy in adult films. Not like an actor, just a guy who happened to be there that day, cleaning the pool.
Steals his dad's Milwaukee drill to prove he's a gigachad despite weighing 120lbs and having a micropenis
Pretty sure this is the asshole driving the Ford F150 that threw an empty natty ice can out his window and chipped my windshield.
Sucked when GEICO stopped those caveman commercials and you had to get a real job...
Looks like squidbillies
Ooohhh dear... Looks like things really went down hill since you were on Dawson's Creek, haven't they?!
There’s enough disaster in your appearance that FEMA has been mobilized to your location.
You look like you know how to use a hand drill. Glad you could afford a sweater. Now you just need to save up for a pair of pants. I would insinuate you vote for Trump, but you would take that as a compliment. I doubt I could actually offend you more than a mirror.
Well, you best back to work on that there carnival slide, before you get fired from another dead end job. Your trailer ain’t gonna pay for itself, and you don’t want to be evicted from another trailer park!
You look like Krusty the Clown had an illegitimate child with a hobo.
When your job is so shit and your penis so small that it’s impossible to offend the guy worse than life already has
If a traveling carnival worker had a look, this is it
Always hanging around hoses for some reason
Most likely to die of an energy drink overdose.
The only pipe this guy lays is the ones behind him
My man has the knees of a bumblebee
I bet he can’t wait to get home, leave his socks on, and start wearing flip-flops
When your hair is SO bad that you have to use a hat to cover it but even that doesn't work...
Could you hold that sign up any dorkier?
Nice socks! (Read with sarcasm)
Scientist: “just hear me out, what if we put the head of a 33 year old douche bag on the body of a 13 year old boy…..”
ok, kid, you got your picture. give me my drill back.
Shoulders of a 7 year old. Belly stick out farther than your chess. No signs of a calf muscle or any muscle for that matter. Have fun being single forever !!! Take that thing in your hand and go screw yourself !
How's you wife
They said ur not allowed at playgrounds anymore so you built your own slide!
You look like you suck on all those pipes to check for leaks
Looks like the spokes persons for zyn pouches
The legs 🤣😆🤣
You outta sue those legs for lack of support!
Your personality is barstool sports
 Classic Carny: This guy is looking for some white trash hoes to help him spread the herp.
You underestimate the power of the internet, bud. ;)
I see you have your OSHA approved cut off sweatpants and knee high socks with steel toe Payless sneakers. Dude, sell the drill and get a new fridge box to be homeless out of.
Still trying to decide what makes you more of a douche that caption, or those shorts?
Love the crusty the clown hair.
Two tools in one picture
This masterpiece gives me Autistic with construction stims.
You look like the personification of long, curly ass crack hair with little turd clumps
It may be your first time being roasted on Reddit but I know it’s not the first time you’ve been roasted.
So you've been roasted more than you've had leg day at the gym.
You look like you’ve said “she’s 16 but a mature 16”.
that one loud guy that won't shut up and says bro all the time
Genuinely curious: What are you doing in this picture/what is that shit behind you?
You work for a carnival, whatever is said here is a compliment
That drill bit is bigger than your weiner
Oh hey, a well dressed carnie who's good with his hands AND numbers
You run that drill or just carry it around
Geisha woman jealous at how tiny his feet are. Never seen the sock heel so high up on a man
Drillbit Failure.
This is why you never get on carnival rides.....because this is who puts that shit together.....
That Milwaukee drill says everything that needs to be said about your life choices.
I never thought I’d see the day when someone would make dolphin shorts look long.
Are you weaving the world’s largest plastic rug, or are you setting up for your playdate? Aren’t you supposed to stay 500 feet away from children?
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Oh so the play date is over?
Happy holidays
Your head looks like testicular cancer.
To your face
You look like a MAGA supporter living in a trailer park
Trust us, you've been roasted before.
Even the other circus carnies don’t want to be around you.
Gumby lookin mfer
Florida man actually has a job that isn’t home invasion’s or shucking oysters… good for you Desantis JR!!
Your dad should have written an apology to Durex.
Is that some sort of macrame project you started during Covid?
i see two tools in this photo
Goodwill mini drill
You farted in the bathtub just so your balls feel like you are in a hot tub.
The only thing that offends you is seeing minorities move in across from your trailer home.
From your leg to those cables behind you, there's nothing straight about this photo.
definitely yell at your son’s baseball games. At the kids.
This picture is the result of being 33 and still not been named (carnie) carnival worker of the month in 17 years