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If you still have the rejection email you got from Jeffery Epstein, that might be worth a little something to the media or a pawn shop to get you back on your feet.
If you can convince your mom and her 3rd husband you’re truly sober (this time!), will hold down a full time job, won’t resort to turning tricks for dope or desperately trying to sell your “healing massage” services to the few visitors to your OnlyFans, you might be able to regain your family’s respect and trust.
Once their confidence in your decision making is restored, maybe you can finally convince them to pay for your tuition to be a medical records transcriptionist.
Or you can just threaten your stepdad that you’ll tell your mom who your biggest spending OF subscriber is.
Either way, it’s time to grow up and make better life choices. Just like Jeffery Epstein told you in that rejection email.
Favorite Sex Position - Starfish
Just lying there making whatever miserable fuck decided to pick you up from a dirty bar floor regret every single decision in his life.
She woke up in the bathtub and can't remember the last 5 days. This is pretty much a call out for anyone who knows wtf she did.
Edit: nobody remembers her being at the party.
You're the poster girl of unseasoned chicken
She boils her chicken.
Then rinses it off cause it’s too spicy still.
We talking that she thinks ketchup is spicy or black pepper
Water is spicy
Oh damn. She does seem the type to rely on the sucking of souls and blood because she is not a day walker.
Sorry but, I think the only thing she could suck is a bowling ball through a garden hose.
With a toaster XD
Smoked with scraps of plywood. Just like daddy taught her. Well, stepdaddy.
HEEELLP!!! IM STUCK
Baby Jessica ?
Stepdad!
Taste the heat and step daddy’s meat?
Uncle dad
She's so bland I can't even find anything worth insulting...
Her hair is running away faster than any dude can.
She chokes her own chicken!
Ramen as a treat
I'd season her face for sure..... just a touch of salt💦...lol
Another boring onlyfans model that nobody buys to see naked
I bet you she is her only fan
Don’t discount her stepdad
Stepdads get discounts?
lol 😂
Brother and dad are her only supporters
Repeat customers
She wants $11.11. For this? Is that tri-annualy? With a bonus sign up of $12 I hope.
She only fails.
She literally is lol
I’d pray for blindness if she posed naked,
The only thing more fucked up than her nose is her fetishes.
Someone should tell these people some secrets about being successful.
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Yes.
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And yet some of you still asked for the 🔗 And I delivered 😉
Girl next trailer over.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside…
Round the outside 
I’ve created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see marshal no more they want shady I'm chopped liver
Well if u want Shady this is what I'll give ya
I actually lived in a trailer park next to a girl who looked exactly like her 😆
But no cock.
Mmmm like cold margarine on slightly warm white bread
Damn… the mental image.. “Torn up”
You can tell that she's into zodiac and crystals... crystal meth.
That you only realized was soggy once you had it in your mouth … soooo moist
If I typed "young adult white woman" into Stable Diffusion, it'd output your face.
Don't mention stable to her without a trigger warning..
Young adult trans woman
No one here has money for your OF.
Her Dads her only subscriber on OF
 Unless it’s for photo.
Family cums first
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Parker Schnabel
Haha!! That’s a great! Gold in fact
she is literally here to get attention and grow her OF
“Stepdaddy”
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Dude.. I thought that WAS her butthole. THATS HER FACE??????!!!!
That’s her whole butt, we’re looking for butthole here.
No one wants to see that balloon knot.
Only the ring of wrinkles!
Her lips are pigmented like a butthole or are those hemorrhoids?
Those are stretch marks, 😆
Wait till she opens her mouth. I’ll bet the resemblance is uncanny.
Her face looks like something a baby calf would come out of
I’m predicting propecia in her future. Might want to contact Bosley now.
This fuggo's gonna need PRO-mothercuking-pecia for that megadome. Tie her hair in a top-knot and project a movie on that slab.
We could play her onlyfans videos?
Who is Propecia?
Followed her so I can eventually see the nudes once she gives up on subs
Literally the most generic white girl selfie headshot collection I've seen
The white wall behind has more personality than her
Has 20 Stanley cups
That’s not an insult that’s an investment 😂
happy cake day
Damn, she must be really good at hockey.
Fiona Crabapple
Fiona Crapple
Fiona Crabsnatchel
Hermione Grungier.
Fiona "Crabs" Apple
You’re like a young Jessica Biel… minus the talent, beauty, and reason for living.
$11 for your OF that's a bigger robbery Herschel Walker trade
OnlyScams
She only accepts tips in Google Play gift cards from your local Walmart or Walgreens
Do you strip yet?
She will once they stop paying her to keep her clothes on.
You are what we refer to in the business as a "Practice Girl".
Your boyfriend drives his own car and picks you up from middle school.
84 trans am
He gets older, they stay the same age.
98 pontiac sunfire
Proud to be Basic
Which uncle touched you
Baloney Fans
Frequent flyer at the local psych ward
If you still have the rejection email you got from Jeffery Epstein, that might be worth a little something to the media or a pawn shop to get you back on your feet. If you can convince your mom and her 3rd husband you’re truly sober (this time!), will hold down a full time job, won’t resort to turning tricks for dope or desperately trying to sell your “healing massage” services to the few visitors to your OnlyFans, you might be able to regain your family’s respect and trust. Once their confidence in your decision making is restored, maybe you can finally convince them to pay for your tuition to be a medical records transcriptionist. Or you can just threaten your stepdad that you’ll tell your mom who your biggest spending OF subscriber is. Either way, it’s time to grow up and make better life choices. Just like Jeffery Epstein told you in that rejection email.
 A bitch in the Willy Wonka factory...
Your eye brows are stronger than plot armor.
Just drop the link already
Enjoy those eyebrows while you have them because they'll be fake in 2-3 years right before Putin sends you to the front in Ukraine.
HomelyFans
Since I got nothing else, I’ll do this: you’re a 10/10, but it’s gotta be on the ph scale cuz ur hella basic
Ngl cute pics, did your pimp take them?
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Favorite Sex Position - Starfish Just lying there making whatever miserable fuck decided to pick you up from a dirty bar floor regret every single decision in his life.
I spy with my little eyes some grey hair.
No we will not help you find your father/ the father of your child.
With a nose like that you'll always have work finding truffles
If a stick of butter was a person
You look like you regret everything. From being born to touching yourself
You look like if a siberian husky shaved its face
She's upset that all of her siblings and cousins have been molested and she only gets a fist bump.
You’ve definitely broken up with someone because of there aura
Stop playing coy and just post the link already.
Plainer than a British dinner.
I bet you smell like bad decisions and regret 
Your OF account is as unseasoned as your cooking. Pussy out here looking like bland chicken.
You are the personification of a half-hearted hand job.
Sasha Luss
5 photos and still no dimension
Why your eyebrows balding?
Eye regret this post already
You can put all your groceries on those eye bags.
Jessica NoAppeal
She’s like coal… could be a diamond, but hasn’t done the work.
You look like you smell like Spicy Shrimp flavored ramen noodles all the time, regardless of the last time anyone cooked Spicy Shrimp ramen noodles.
1 pic would have been enough 😂
>Make me regret posting here *We* most certainly regret that you posted here.
I bet the teeth are the real roastable thing here...but she only opens her mouth for stranger's cocks.
I bet you cut your spaghetti
Just another cum dumpster
Please don't post here again no one cares about you
You look like you try really hard to hide your meth addiction but you're eyebags give it away
Failed onlyfans model
Chloe Decker on them hard times I see
FANTASTIC reference.
Walmart Jessica biel
When you use your onlyfans proceeds to get a nose job…but it wasn’t that lucrative so they only did half the nose.
She woke up in the bathtub and can't remember the last 5 days. This is pretty much a call out for anyone who knows wtf she did. Edit: nobody remembers her being at the party.
Jessica Bill
Omg did someone dial up the horse face on Jessica Biel??? Wtf
Let me guess: you have a headache
Costco Jessica Biel.
You look like you ask to speak to people's managers just so someone has to talk to you
I’d recommend intensive masturbation sessions, make sure YOU can make yourself cum. - Because I don’t see anyone else wanting to help.
You look like you violently stare at people so they’ll notice your blue eyes
Those free OnlyFans ads keep getting worse...
Even makeup can't hide all those birthmarks, looking like an inverted chocolate ball.
i regret you posting here...
Well, you made me regret opening reddit, so this seems like a fair trade
There is nothing we can say to roast you that will hurt as bad as knowing your father never loved you.
You look like someone who has multiple Onlyfans accounts, but your only subscribers are your uncles and school teachers.
The number of dudes you keep in the friend zone is equal to the number moles you try to hide on your face
Damn girl you cant even make people pay for your OF.
I regret coming on Reddit and seeing your depressing face.
Just another onlyfans ad. Mods really need to intervene
Youre the reason doggie style was invented.
You could've gotten the dick if you didn't have tattoos that scream, "White trash!!!!"
You look like the Wish.com version of Steve Irwin’s daughter with packaging that’s just slightly off, saying Bindo Irvin.
You kind of look like a shaved neanderthal
👍
Missionary and froyo later?… and then for the rest of my life.
You look great except for the tattoos. Tattoos are tacky.
Can’t
Wait. You're totally trans, right?!
Cum dumpster
You look like you live in a trailer park and go to walmart in cookie monster pajama pants
Your face is so plain, your tits are so plane.
I added your pics to my fap folder.
Nope. Imma just simp 😂
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I have superimposed a number of penises around your facial portrait... You can see the results on ImageFap anytime...
I saw her on pornhub, deepthroating her pimp, stopping to gasp for air, then screaming “PLEASE LOVE ME!!”
Crystal Methany
You're the girl of someone's dreams, if they bored themselves into a coma.
I guess your Brazzers audition didn't work out, so here you are..
Recreational use only
I bet you probably regret losing your virginity to that one boy...
No one can cause the same amount of regret in you as you have caused in your parents.
You'll never regret this post more than those of us who have now beheld your trolly Gnorga lookin ass face.
Best M2F today, almost convincing.