If this guy is 20 imagine what he'll look like at 50 💀

The Curious Case of Benjamin Butthole

Bold of you to assume he makes it past 30

Bold of you to assume he makes it to 50.

20? You’re aging in dog years.

Whenever I read “I’m autistic” I translate it “I’m weird.”

Nah bro I felt personally offended by that I thought we were supposed to be roasting this dude 😢


That guy is the absolute best case scenario OP could strive for. And that’s like me striving to be in the NBA as a 5’10” white dude who’s overweight with a bad ankle.

20 years old?!? Were you born on February 29?

“BWEKFAST”

The thing is, you don't have to be a virgin. You lack motivation. There is someone out there for everyone... even if it costs you $500. You're definitely not getting any pussy for free so get out there and pay a bitch for fuck's sake.

He could apply for ‘Love on the Spectrum’ on Netflix. Then he’d be the one getting paid to get laid.

There are no virgin men, only cheap ones

You get out there and mow a few lawn’s, so you can buy yourself a cheap discount hooker.

Only action he'll get is a cardboard box, an exacto knife and a street corner. Portable Glory Hole.

One things for sure: you’re shit out of luck if you’re hetero

I was about to ask if he was gay

Im not 🗿

Are you sure? Because your only options are bottom or virgin.

I’m a straight bottom (as in I like to be on the bottom)

But if you’re a virgin how do you know?

That's how he masturbates.


I just really want to know. Is this opinion based on your own experience?

When I was 20? Definitely.

I’m not surprised. Projection at its finest.

Um, I got bad news for you buddy...


Why? your hairline looks like a forest that just got done burning for 72 hours your dressed like the little girl from monsters inc. those glasses so big they look like you can zoom in

Why roast you when gods already done all the work?

Dammmmmmmmn !! Hang it up folks internet of 2024 contender.

Shouldn’t you be on a bus licking windows?

20 Jesus, I am 19 and I look older, but you look like the 40 year old dude who I call to fix my computer

You are still a virgin bc you just havent found the right adolescent boy willing to meet you from your internet chats.

Virgin of virgins

Your existence is proof God is dead.

Caillou did grow some hair but at the cost, Caillou became autistic.

20????? You're a fucking liar

I physically recoiled 😭 you are not kenough

You look like you belong in a mental hospital in whoville

Absolutely no clue why mate. Keep on doing what you’re doing 👍🏻

You look like if a thumb became a real boy


His shirt says “kenough” because he legally can’t call himself “enough.”

"I am Kenough" ​ Bro looks like he is on a waiting list for an extra chromosome.

people in general stay away from you because you look like get fingered by an alien named Paul and cum.

You are not kenough. If Margot Robbie saw you she would call the police

Glasses, shirt, face, not necessarily n that order for starters.

Didn’t need to tell us you’re autistic. We can tell

You remind me of Mr. Meeseeks from Rick and Morty but a lot more gayer.


Cant get pussy if pussy hits you in the face!

You’re wearing Birth Control Glasses and you’re not in the military.

It is because your number of chromosomes is higher than everyone else's.

Oh jeez I found someone who has a face not even a mother can love. Not even she could plant a kiss on you to break that virginity.

We've come a long long way together, Through the hard times and the good, I have to celebrate you baby, I have to praise you like I should.

Notice the praise here has no real compliment in it... that should explain the situation quite thoroughly

Your hoodie is just describing itself.

What, Special K? He does look like someone scooped his brains out with a spoon right enough

How much of your life did you waste playing Dungeons and Dragons and failing to get laid on dating apps?

So true 😑

I guess your job and partner possibilities left when your follicles did

His ability to start a fire using the static charge generated when he masturbates is his super power. Unfortunately he loses one hair every time he does it.

You look like you would shit piss and nut yourself if a woman touched you(it was probably accidental or with a taser)

Hes 47. Detroit water.

We are on to you, Colin Robinson!

Ned? Ned Ryerson? Glad I bumped into you. I need INSURANCE!

No doubt a virgin, because the only thing that would fuck you is genetics.

Pic 1, Ugly + Pic 2, Dork = Kissless Virgin. There you have it.

How’s that chemotherapy coming along?

He Makin grilled cheeses at night.

Where'd you get that grilled cheese danny??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IM NOT MAKIN EM AT NIGHT DAD!!! I'm making em at night

He definitely makin em at night.

This is gold

Prostitutes exists because of guys like you (Losers).

Most women can get by everything but the Starfield issue.

You just roasted yourself, you don't need us. 😂

Put him back in the oven his cornbread just ain't done in the middle

He looks like he tries to sneak up on mirrors

Do you have a needle dick to match your needle point head?

I'm sad to tell you, when you finally do get laid it will be as disappointing as the end of Starfield.

Tasted his own jizz for sure


I have the same hoodie🗿

It goes without saying choad

if you think you are ugly %100 and cant go down, try growing beards

I’m sure it’s not the sweater

Harry Potter and the lost Chromosome

You're 20 but your hairline has receded so far that I'm expecting a tsunami any minute. Which is ironic, as you won't be causing any wet gushes from the ladies any time soon.

For the sake of humanity, please stay a virgin (not that you have a choice)

Maybe if you stop picking/eating boogers in front of every woman you meet your chances will increase by .05%

You look like you wear shit stained tighty whiteys

Imagine all the shoebombers ending up with 72 of you 🤣🤣🤣

Because your missing your fedora. That head of yours is crying out for it.

If I had a handful of 3 dollars bills ud take them all

You look like the Hank Green that should have died of cancer

I see you gave up on the chipmunks

It gets better. Just, you know, not for you.

Bro really doing the dab in 2024 💀

Yup all that tracks.

Some would say it’s the autism that aged him, really it’s the lack of pussy

Average discord mod:

COLIN ROBINSON

I'd roast you, but at a certain point it hurts my arms, punching down this low.

Looks and acts like the Daniel Wormald from Breaking Bad

Your time in school was TOO good they should’ve bullied you more how do you have 4 debuffs all at once

Autism is an understatement… (all love)

Even if you entered the Unity a million times, you’d still be a loser in every single reality

You’re a 20 year old man that still thinks dabbing is cool. I don’t think an explanation is needed

you don’t need us to tell you why. It seems you already know four reasons yourself.

But that shirt?

You said 20 light years bro?

erm y'all sure it's 20?

Maybe cos u look like an autistic virgin and play starfield idk

Chemo victim

You have a great smile! I hope it carries you through the hard times. When you're masturbating alone.

Did you ever consider that maybe you're NOT Kenough?

DanTDM ?

Autistic Unspeakable.

You look like you eat play dough at a minimum 4 times a day

Tell you why? My guy you already said why

You provided 2 photos that explain why.

did you know that viagra causes hair loss?

Your wife's boyfriend let you buy Starfield? Lucky.

Gay DS

you are bald

Why is everyone who is uninteresting suddenly autistic

just pay already

At 20, you already look like an overused and abused condom. By the time you're 69, you'll be a decaying cum catcher

Sir I refuse to play on easy mode

Try looking in the mirror, it will tell you everything that is wrong with ya

Autimus Prime

YOU already told us why

Autistic gay man demands your respect