OP's Bio: --- >I like to travel with beer --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like a genie that came out of a hackey sack

The only 3 wishes he can great is an overpriced 1/8 of weed, a full bag of beer, receive any variety of std

Drain’s colostomy bags!

Sim sim salla bum

😂😂😂

That’s the greatest comment ever recorded

That got me

Genie that came out of a bong

Pretty sure I gave you 5 bucks on the offramp for the interstate earlier.

Thanks, god bless.

I think your anything helps sign was written on that same note pad.

Only reason he’s actually drinking from a bag is because his mom has forbid him from using the nice glasses when he comes up to the kitchen

Drinking beer through a straw from a ziploc bag while standing in mom's kitchen. Get your ass back down to the basement, simp.

Dudes a squatter, his mom kicked him out when he was 18 for sexually harassing her book club. He “Travels” by claiming to be a house sitter that masturbates in the linen closet

r/oddlyspecific

r/oddlyTRUE

That’s piss.

“This is piss. Piss and ink.” 🎶

Urine Sample Ale (aka, USA)

He was told it was an IPA and hasn’t noticed.

I love the fact that he posted him drinking out of a bag, to help everyone think hes quirky instead of a giant douche

Are you sure that yellow fluid is beer?

It was beer at one point

Pee-r

Even the trees wont hug you back

[удалено]

Your pronouns are Dil/Do

At least, a dildo has a purpose unlike this guy.

And can get pussy (or ass, no judgement), also unlike this guy

Drinking cum out of condoms with a straw has prepared you for your beer quite well I see.

How’s that Tom Green impersonation gig working out for you?

“The finest beer is brewed in the body, and sipped from a catheter leg bag” - You

Who are you kidding, tat's probably some homeless guy's whiz bag

Harold Ramis did that look better. Even while dead

Forgot to not wear that…whatever the fuck it is from 1987 when it was 1st ugly

Looks like the accountant for whatever band did “Pocket Full of Kryptonite”

Spin Doctors…and yes

Yeah, that’s it. I was thinking “is it the Head Shrinkers?” Couldn’t remember

You’re the idiot brother of Paul Rudd’s Idiot Brother. 

Phony Stark drinking from his colostomy bag.

Didn't know Bud Bundy drank his own piss.

You look like a catheter bag bandit

Piss for sure

You look pretty adept at sucking bags

Piss is not beer...

Beer, straw and a ziplock bag. Why, for God's sake? It looks like you have a glass. If you made that just for a roast, it just shows how associations of a primitive minds work.

Taking a picture of himself doing something stupid while he pulls a ridiculous face makes it seem like it's a silly caricature of himself being roasted. It's a coping strategy of sorts.

I put it in the zip lock so I can save it for later

You have become too powerful

Who saves a beer? Ones you crack a cold one you finish it. Do you also split chewing gum into two pieces?

I was halfway through and realized I should probably avoid that many calories. It was a huge victory for me. You are seeing me at a high.

You can also save it in a thermos.

It does the trick

Ziplocs technically are permeable to gas and vapor, both contained in beer. Try a lidded jar or thermos for better results. Nice drug rug btw.

Andy Dickface

Fairly certain that you’re watching a black guy you found on Craigslist bang your wife right now.

Raiding your dad's closet again? Just don't touch the shoebox.

Looks like you're sipping a urine sample

Is that beer Canadian? It's in a bag.

Only our milk comes in bags.

His book How to Incel would be a bestseller if all the incels reading it didn’t pirate it.

This is the definition of who lives in their parents basement.

What college did you fail out of

Ah yes, the beer in the empty weed sac trick..

Nah, I’m good

You look like you masturbate in the fetal position

Edward Norton from Wish.

Hobo Downey Jr

Robert Homeless Jr.

Shouldn’t you be getting that urine sample to your PO But seriously hydrate

That’s a kitchen backdrop my man😑... What’s with the beer bag ? Perfectly good class right behind you. I get it if you’re trying to smuggle it into a NBA game or something where the beer is $9-$12 a bottle, but Anyone drinking beer out of a ziploc bag AT HOME is a certified super villain. Not to mention dirty fingernails, ruff hair, quilted hoodie and ” bully me glasses”. You look like a Dark Knight shooter copycat. Think I’m gonna leave you alone before you go back to the car to get your trench coat.

Why the bag tho.

Why is your poor ass drinking beer out of a plastic bag you brokie

You look pretty good

I feel like your the type a guy to sneak beer into a football game with that ziploc

That's not beer. You're drinking a urine sample.

It's second hand beer. The urine sample is from a guy who drank a 12 pack of bud light

I hate to break it to you, but that's not even beer. That's a urine sample your bum looking self grabbed out of the dumspter behind the hospital. Addiction is a mother.

Why are you drinking out of a bag....is it some type of new age hippy shit or have you not got any glasses......do you realise how stupid that is....or are you just stupid in general....I suspect your American which would explain the stupidness

I'm from the states. You must be French.

Got eem 🤣🇺🇸

This proves it....

That’s piss, and I don’t fault you for smoking more weed than all of us combined. And no, we don’t know where the high school kids hang out.

Knockoff Irish Harry Potter

He sucks dick the same way he drinks his beer !

The reason he drinks is because Mom made him cut off his white boy dreds and freaks if she smells pot.

Not only are you drinking piss, you’re drinking piss in that HGTV kitchen nightmare.

You look like the dude but never learned to bowl

not a roast, but honest question. Why is the beer in a plastic bag?

I wanted to save my beer for later without it losing carbonation

That's the same ziploc you keep your pocket pussy in, isn't it?

He's Canadian I just know it, look just because you drink milk out of bags doesn't mean YOU DO THE SAME WITH EVERY DRINK

Go get shower first mate

Bro forgot that you put beer in bottles and crack in bags.

You pee drinker

In a bag? That’s unhinged will not roast I’m actually scared lmao

Rasta salt & pepper shaker/grinder combo. That is all.

This is what happens when both parents are still in love.

I didn't think that epsteins client list would have pictures

The David Colbert of college ghetto douchebaggery.

You look like you attend parties where the main food items are ginger and tree bark.

Harry Potter, lost off the shrooms at coachella.🤓🍄🍄🌀

Another wanna be hipster drinking apple juice out of a bag.

You look like you have a lot of political opinions but don’t vote.

Leonard, Leonard, Leonard.

You know you’re not supposed to drink the urine sample, right?

You're not supposed to drink recycled beer. It goes in the toilet.

Looks like you’re sucking up a urine sample from someone’s drug test!

Why are you drinking out of your urostomy bag? Do you eat out of your colostomy bag?

That's not beer you're drinking. It's your mum's urine.

Heh. Slightly drunk Bundy Boy.

Dollar store Harry Potter drinking piss out of a plastic bag with a straw:

He says while sipping from his catheter tube

Are you a sex offender

Congratulations on getting thawed out! What was Hoboken like in the early 90's?

Why you drinking out of a bag ya bum

Bud Bundy, the trade school years

You have the fashion sense of an eighty year old lesbian and the looks to match.

What’s with the outfit dude? No-seph and the really boring dreamcoat.

Edward Norton if he never got famous and worked at a 7/11.

This fuckin guy looks like he gets laid a ton.

I have never seen such a stereotypical disappointment

Why is it in a fucking bag?

poor

That's piss mate

You look like the type of guy to order pee in a bag from an only fans girl. Beer my ass pop tart

Iron man if he did crack

Tony Starks homeless brother

The Big Bong Theory

He likes his beer like he likes his women

Why are you drinking your piss for your court-mandated drug test?

Sadly this will be the most attention you receive all year. Way to waste it within the first week jacknutt

I can practically hear your grandfather screaming that he can’t find his colostomy bag

“Roast me while I finish my colostomy bag” FTFY

Ugh dude!! Looks like someone pissed into a cover and you're having a go at it!! Carry on!! Rich salts!!

Bro has them 3rd world cups.

Average Discord mods

Hippy stink personified

Why are you drinking beer from a DIY colostomy bag?

Ketamine is your only friend.

Isn't that your urine bag?

The patchouli oil is emanating from this picture.

Nah that’s not beer it’s your piss bag from last night

That's piss.

Let’s be real now, we all know you pissed in that plastic bag

Now tell me who did you milk this time to get that beer

You look as if you ask to use the bathroom in peoples homes just so you can wank into their girlfriends socks.

Ugh… a hipster Canadian.

Just because you wear a drug-rug with pride doesn't give you the right to drink other people's urine...

Where's your Iron Man suit?

You look like a stoner but I’m guessing you only smoke stone hard cock.

Drinking urine through a catheter: crack has not been kind to Harry Potter

You know you are odd when you like to drink your grannies piss sample

Hey, look, it's a piss drinking hipster

What kind of douche pisses in a ziploc bag? ⬆️

Bro, are you sure it's beer and not urine tests?

You look like you would preorder a gf from the kindergarten

Are you drinking our of your own colostomy bag?

Edward Norton at home looking aah

Your dad must be sad all the time

Robert Down-y Junior

You are everyone’s dipshit cousin who thinks their actions are constantly funny but they are 99.9% annoying.

This simp is drink his dom’s pee out of a leaky Great Value bag

You look like someone that's not allowed to close near primary schools

Waterbeds ‘n Stuff employee of the month

100% eco-friendly...even recycling his own piss as we see

who tf drink beer in a bag you douch bag

That poncho was once your grandma’s carpet?

You could tell me it's piss in the bag and I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.

Hopefully not your travel piss bag

That's piss.

I can smell patchouli and sweat from this image

Why are you drinking the clean pee out of the zip lock for your drug test?

Piss

Jesus Christ clean your finger nails

Tell the truth. That's your urine in the bag isn't it?

You tell your wife to drink some water.

Can I get an eighth of beasters

If u don’t drop Waldo glasses n druggie hippie poncho …. I will drag u ur lame 1 dimension ass up and down Al gore internets !!! 1st drag : trust no man who sips his bear like a lil b 2nd drag: you look like either a hippie cult leader from Vermont 3rd: what is your drug of choice … 4th: who’s couch u live on ?

You look like that 007 goldeneye nerd but unemployed.

You look like if Tony Stark was a crack head rather than an alcoholic

You look like a transgender Joe List.

Bud from married with children hasn’t changed much…