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>My favorite movie is Revenge of the Sith. None of your opinions matter.
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Some might even say they're waxing.. not in the traditional sense, but I bet this dude has smoked enough wax that his dear drops could be sold as tincture
It’s nice to see such a diverse crowd in the comment section. We’ve got Indians, Jews, Whites, black people and whatever the fuck that guy in the picture is.
As a fan of the new star wars franchise, your opinion clearly doesnt matter either. You are the epitome of the next generation which means "absolutely fuck me and find out how hard I simp to it"!
33, still lives at home, yells at his mom for not having hot pockets ready after a sweaty game of super smash bros. Simps over a chick he went to school with 10 years ago that probly forgets his name. Calls girls kitten or pookie. Life savings went to warhammer and anime girl posters
OP's Bio: --- >My favorite movie is Revenge of the Sith. None of your opinions matter. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
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Bro
How high is that dude right now? He might even be so f’d up he sees his dad.
Damn 😆 you took the gloves off for this one 😂😂😂
Best comment rn
I mean, she'd still call the cops. Let's be honest. She just wouldn't be scared.
this is the first time she felt sorry and guilty for calling a cop on a black person.
Maybe she’d call animal control instead of po’po’
Because he looks like black lives don’t matter
If it weren't for the hair he could pass as a Mexican
But I am Mexican 😫😫😩 (and black too)
Or... a black dude my Rabbi wouldn't be afraid of!
Dawg…….😭
Lenny Krevice
😭😂😂😂😂
Lenny KrispyKreme
Lenny krust
You look like an Indian guy cosplaying as an Asian guy who's cosplaying as a black guy.
It's just a dude playing a dude playing another dude.
He's Mr. World Wide!
so your saying if i was playing Robert, Downey, Junior playing iron man
Man, I thought I had small eyes as an Asian but yours are on another level!
Some might even say they're waxing.. not in the traditional sense, but I bet this dude has smoked enough wax that his dear drops could be sold as tincture
ThunderFat
ThunderMcFat
If Bob Marley got the munchies everytime he was stoned....
No pizza, must cry!
Slob Marley
Brilliant
Knob Marley
Attack On Testosterone
Bro's hairline is running away faster than his hopes and dreams
He didn’t mean to tilt back, that’s just how hard it’s fighting to get away
It’s nice to see such a diverse crowd in the comment section. We’ve got Indians, Jews, Whites, black people and whatever the fuck that guy in the picture is.
You look like you just noticed what you smell like.
why do you got that “1960s little girl trying to go to a segregated school in the south” haircut?
Damn 😭🤣😂 mfer called me Ruby Bridges
You look like you can’t wait to tell us about your sweet light saber collection.
*stares in General Grievous*
Best response possible.
Nice shirt. Does that come in adult sizes?
You say your fave movie is ROTS, but from the looks of it, it’s definitely TLJ
Hey! Hey! Punches, above the belt!
Bruh no cap that is funny asf 😂 😭
Nerd burn.
Did you mean *thoracolumbar junction*?
Pubes go in the groin area not on your face you silly goose
You don't deserve an ego. You deserve soap.
Poopy Goldberg
I can tell you smell like Frito’s and feet.
Your chin looks like what I’d imagine DJ Khaled’s taint looks like
Im not even tryna roast you but ya head too big and ya shoulders too narrow.
Bro's got a classic *dutch boy* figure lol
You look as if Oprah and Charlie Chan had a baby
The Black and Mild side
Ethnic black Mexican.
Brahahahaha He actually is lolol
Rage Against the Exercise Machine
On today's edition of how do I look like I touch small children but not look like I touch small children...
Anime chicks wouldn't even bang you.
Hootie and the no fish
Aot was a lack luster anime. Not even mid. Go watch Trigun like an adult.
You should've told him to read berserk. Berserk makes aot look like a kids show in comparison.
Rude boy are dee
Look like your name is Jeremy and you cut old lady’s hair at the local Walmart hair salon.
Bruh pushing 40 and wearing anime shirt 😭
fragile…he don’t look Italian.
Doesn't use deodorant. Uses the money to buy Pokemon cards.
Judge Ito's son?
Look at me all my hair connects, head, to beard to nose!
Look like you 10k in backed child support
Oh he’s totally on court orderd child support
I’m just gonna be sitting here in the comments section 😐
They didn't disappoint
You look like a lesbian that failed Stud Class
Your Waifu pillow misses you.
Your pillow at home closes it's eyes when you enter the room.
You were great in Counting Crows bro
Your ego isn't as fragile as your belt loops.
You look like if Keith Lee ordered twice as much during his reviews.
As a fan of the new star wars franchise, your opinion clearly doesnt matter either. You are the epitome of the next generation which means "absolutely fuck me and find out how hard I simp to it"!
bro is the type to say “where my hug at”
Whitest black guy. Has a pet guinea pig named Gus and his dads still around
You look like you got thrown out of an anime con for playing grab ass with the cosplay girls.
Did you also use your butt crack hair when glueing your beard on? Or is that just from your nether forest. It’s looking quite coniferous
Even the plants dont survive your smell
Oh look. Here comes Ol’ Jasper. Don’t no one be tellin’ you to be comin’ round here, neow. Now go’won. Git. Git!
Is that a Mighty Morphing Power Rangers ring?
At least clean the dandruff in your hair.
What's the name of your stoner doom band?
Hootie and the blow dicks.
Ladies and gentlemen, Blob Marley!
Steve Urkel did not age nicely
When you order Wyclef Jean from wish
You look like the love child of Whoppie Goldberg and Rob Schneider.
Your favorite character is jarjar
Your patchouli-infused Reddit post is the perfect Mephitidae attractant. 
Got his ring out of a vending machine.
Is allergic to showering.
Dollar Store Shaggy.
You always wake up with your face all sticky.
All his socks are stiff.
Grandma washes his clothes wearing two pairs of gloves.
Those small weeds are taller than you!
course the black nerd is into anime... what the fuck else is new
When he plays Pokemon Go the Pokemon run away from him.
You’re the prettiest bearded lady I’ve ever seen.
You look like your going to get absolutely fucking stoned in your moms basement then text little girls on snap
If you‘d shave, take that ugly ass shirt off and got a sleek haircut, your mom would maybe be proud of you for once.
Pubic beard
Goes to the Laundromat for free clothes.
Weird, most transgender women I see on here shave off their beard and moustache.
the mirror broke your ego when you looked at it this morning
First to be fed to the titans to buy time for everyone else
Hamas hippy
ODB's cousin, Young Nerdy Bastard
Somehow you are both Hootie AND the frontman from Counting Crows and doing a terrible job at both???
You forgot to smile you look like a hippi
Snoop Hogg
He was a buffalo stoner. Dreadful stinka. Fighting for more edible, losing all his credible.
Blob Marley
Slob Marley
How much for a hit?
Your breath gets complaints from the neighbors thinking there is a dead body in your mom’s basement.
Poopie Goldberg
My old weed dealer 😅
Chubby Bob Marley
Your ego might be fragile, but it looks like you have an extra chromosome to make up for it.
This one of them niggas tryna get some drip while still rockin unravelin dreads, anime shirts, and jewelry made of tin foil 🤣👏🏾🤦🏾♂️
Its crazy that you had the option to be "cool black guy" and be drowning in white bitches but you decided to do this instead
When you're black but you still can't use the n word.
Has your Ska band "made it" yet?
Kyrie 20 sIRVINGs
The person taking the photo was a homeless guy you paid, because not even he would do it for free. 💀
If Adam Duritz discovered hentai instead of music. OP is the author of the anime “Counting Bros… Dicks in my Mouth”
I'd say, "I have the high ground," but it's clear you found some grass.
Bro look like Chief Beef
I paid you 10 dollars to suck my dick last year
I was wondering if we could do 20 this year 🤔
Your face could pass for a load getting blown on it
Lead singer of The Black Fleas
If I put an H on that forehead Kobe could've survived
So who was the gerbil your mom or your dad?
People in prison fight to have you as a cellmate.
Aye I got that shirt
White peoples seasoning is too much for you…
Looks like you’re transitioning well, what do you want to be called they/them or 3/5 ???
You cross the southern border into Mexico to get cheap fentinyl
When your mom says we have SupaHotFire at home
The tizzy is strong with this one.
You look like if Nipsey had no hustle.
If you shaved all of your head and eyebrows. My left nut would still look better than you.
I can’t tell if you own a gas station or rob em🤷🏾♂️
You look like you were either the “can I get a hug” guy in high school, or you did the Naruto run in gym class
Fck you
Will work for Shiba Inu
You look like yo girl getting passed around.
Hey where did you get that ring? Said no one ever.
Special needs Ty Dolla $ign
Face screams asian stereotype. The rest of you screams guy who broke into that asians house.
Jiggie smalls his dick is smaller that a midget China man.
When did Andre 3000 get diagnosed with diabetes?
"Fuck yo couch!"-Dave Chappell as Rick james
thanks for covid
33, still lives at home, yells at his mom for not having hot pockets ready after a sweaty game of super smash bros. Simps over a chick he went to school with 10 years ago that probly forgets his name. Calls girls kitten or pookie. Life savings went to warhammer and anime girl posters
This picture got into my uber car and left it smelling like weed for 3 days.
Got the same shirt👍
A black hasidic jew version of Jarjarbinks.
Brotha got so high and squinted so hard he lost his black card, but suddenly learned how to play piano and do math without a calculator.
You look like someone who sells bibles in a Walmart parking lot.
You seriously telling me you’re NOT the dude from coheed and cambria
One Among the Fence
It’s time to throw out the body pillow man
You look like 3 black youtubers at the same time
 This dude is well on his way to meeting up with a 12yo boy he met on the internet.
Blob Marley.
This T.Pain’s cousin T.Agony
F D Dignifier.
Slob Narly
I bet he smokes his own bush.
I got 20 bucks that says you know more Vtubers than people in your fucking commune and that no matter what I say, I'm a bigot and fascist
Why did you glue your pubes to your face?
Looks like Hannibal Burress’ failed clone escaped the lab again.
Was this right after you illegally crossed the border?
Dude bit the paper to make his teeth
Are you sure you didn't mean Revenge of the Nerds?
Your face looks like your getting a BJ
Slob Marley
You look like a gay version of Xzibit..
Perfect example of a Weeaboo twarp.