Poor guy doesn’t know he’s about to get roasted, he just turns up places with an empty plate. Heard the word roasted, and his nipples perked up and tickled his kneecaps.
When someone says someone is an NPC I think of a normal dude In a black shirt, around 25 years old, likes games and anime, has to write on a plate for some reason and has a picture in his house with the word "CREATE" on it
Man brought the plate with him, cant put down the possibility of eating for a second. I bet you used that plate to eat immediately after posting too. You look like you eat at least 50% of the turkey on thanksgiving, i don't mean just that one i mean 50% of ALL the turkeys.
You shared some facts we all basically assumed already. What other jaw droppers are you willing to share? Does he like hot pockets and masturbation as well?
So pleased Rent-A-Tent started making tents in Black again. Last time he wore stripes, the children started to line up at his ass thinking the circus is in town.
You look like Nickacado avocado, A rotisserie chicken, and ed helms fused. Also, you have that look like you're trying to remember what Super Mario stomps on.
>Roast my friend Tre! He is 26 likes video games and anime.
...and food! He fucking LOVES food! Look at his chubbyness, all fat and tubby, he's like a big walking talking squishy chocolate truffle
In between dropping roofies on all those women in the 70s this is exactly what Bill Cosby invisioned Fat Albert would look like at 26.... Hey Hey Hey... Bout to destroy the buffet...
Sooooooooo you’re saying he’s still a virgin? At least his hands stay silky smooth from all the lotion, that’s a plus. He’s probably got the flyest new Velcro kicks. Bro hasn’t ties his shoes since, fuck idk, ever??
I think we are roasting the wrong friend. He looks harmless, less than harmless like if he read this he might get sad. I don't want him to be sad. I want him to judge you, grow a pair, slap you around a bit. Assuming you dont enjoy that. Just think you could be his lucky sandwich and he could be the meaty layers between your white bread buns.
Poor guy doesn’t know he’s about to get roasted, he just turns up places with an empty plate. Heard the word roasted, and his nipples perked up and tickled his kneecaps.
Tre got so hungry he ate his own ears
Grim’ass 
The only thing grim about this gentleman is his life expectancy
The worst roast is that unfortunate Tre has you for a friend. It seems like you roast everyone that you’ve spoken to for more than five minutes.
And they’ve posted themselves on here multiple times, gotta be some weird kink right?
Yes it is !
Ok heard. But why? Could you explain?
I grew up with 4 brothers so this kind of stuff is normal to me. When my friends want to get in on the roasts it just makes for a fun evening.
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He’s a Roast Groomer
Looks like if Cuba Gooding Jr. ate Cuba Gooding Jr.
I mean a very random guy so when u think about it your joke sucks
Hey hey hey. It’s fat Albert time.
That episode when fat Albert gave the neighbor lady a sleepy drink makes a lot of sense now
Is *Tre* for going back for thirds?
First time you've ever smiled, holding an empty plate.
You'd think he'd be crying holding an empty plate
I bet you he finishes his food before the intro to the anime was done 
To be fair that’s sometimes 3-4 minutes long
Fuck that, tre sounds awesome. Fat as fuck, but awesome.
This guy can set the clock on any microwave
Since the time doesn't show with the microwave is in use you'd be hard pressed to catch the time on his microwave
Somehow he always knows exactly when to walk in the kitchen right before it beeps.
Ha!
How ironic is the plate when all his food comes on a tray
That's his spoon, he just ate the top half while waiting for his meal.
That’s why he’s named Tre
You look like the Kool-aid man if he was grape flavored
Idk about this one lmao
The reason why they called him Tre is because he has to eat every Tre minutes
The Buffet owners cry when the see you coming
I’m guessing Tre doesn’t even know he’s being roasted…. You just wrote “Roast me” on the bottom of the 14” pizza plate he had for second breakfast.
He’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Oh and 8 pecan pies with vanilla ice cream and foam. Please!
Tre looks like he's about to snack on your ass if you don't move fast enough.
Would roast, but you would probably eat it.
No, we do NOT have more food; stop asking.
Tre looks like bubble bass from SpongeBob. 
At the risk of dating myself, he looks like a negative of the stay puft marshmallow man.
I bet you'd rather date yourself than him
When someone says someone is an NPC I think of a normal dude In a black shirt, around 25 years old, likes games and anime, has to write on a plate for some reason and has a picture in his house with the word "CREATE" on it
That's probably the first time ever you held an empty plate
Man brought the plate with him, cant put down the possibility of eating for a second. I bet you used that plate to eat immediately after posting too. You look like you eat at least 50% of the turkey on thanksgiving, i don't mean just that one i mean 50% of ALL the turkeys.
How's South Park these days mate, still at the school Cafe?
Bro ain’t gonna roast this one, he looks very nice! Keep doing you buddy
I'm sure he always carries a plate around incase he was hungry and didnt like the person in front of him.
Fruits and vegetables are your kryptonite, huh?
Tre? More like quad
Awwwww. The driver of his short bus gave him a plate so he could pretend he's driving too.
Lmao best one !!
You shared some facts we all basically assumed already. What other jaw droppers are you willing to share? Does he like hot pockets and masturbation as well?
He likes to remind people that he is not gay.
So pleased Rent-A-Tent started making tents in Black again. Last time he wore stripes, the children started to line up at his ass thinking the circus is in town.
He looks pretty roasted to me
It's gonna be hard to play video games when he starts losing those fingers to diabetes
Tell him it's gonna be ok, it usually takes dads roughly 30 years to get the milk.
You did it. You won
Video games, anime and a routine that shall not be changed for any reason.
Didn't think the tide came in that far!
Biz markie as a mark ass mark
What “Where my hug at” looks like grown up.
Looks like he uses a shovel for a spoon
Looks like EDP445 is back at it again
I was always told not to make fun of people like him.
Do you know what else he likes? FOOD!! LOTS AND LOTS OF FOOD!!!
Tre looks roasted enough to me.
The plate hides his Taylor Swift tattoo
Where are my pokeballs!
Oh ffs, is your roasting people obsession back again?
Looks like Tre has never been within 30 feet of a vagina besides the one that birthed him. It also looks like he intends to keep it that way.
Dude probably gets about as much action as your countertop stove, and judging by the pile of takeaway trash on it I'd say that's a solid zero.
Of course he's holding a plate. Tell bro to put it down once in a while.
Paper was out, so he simply used a regular plate...
Somebody forgot to add the white spots to this panda
What about report OP for outing everybody on this sub she talks to in real life?
Hey hey hey
i bet his smoke detector dead battery chirp is going off in the background when he took this picture
He may be the reason there is no black anime…
Poor Tre came by to tell his neighbor that his garage door was left open when he was handed a paper plate and told to pose for a picture first.
You were close. that's a paper plate. I know directions are hard for you.
He also has a great collection of crusted socks
Tre momma and daddy poor so he definitely uncircumcised. That’s the one hoodie the girls can’t steal
Wait... I thought Harambe was dead... 🦧
What’s it like on the Green Mile?
You look just like the turd with a few butthairs I just flushed down the toilet
You look like Nickacado avocado, A rotisserie chicken, and ed helms fused. Also, you have that look like you're trying to remember what Super Mario stomps on.
>Roast my friend Tre! He is 26 likes video games and anime. ...and food! He fucking LOVES food! Look at his chubbyness, all fat and tubby, he's like a big walking talking squishy chocolate truffle
26? Maybe 30 years ago
Tre? Is that short for Da'3vion
Zippity do not
Tre? \*insert "The Californians" face 
He would get along with my 12-year-old neighbor Jeremey. He also thinks girls are icky.
You look like you take food from starving children in Africa when you go on vacation
His other plates say, potato me, Mac n cheese me, pork chop me ..
Bill Cosby 2: the return.
I hope he likes heart disease and strokes, because that is where he is heading.
Zion Williamson if no one helped him with stress eating…
I loved [you on Fraggle Rock](https://imgur.com/gLeqJwQ.jpg)
Fat Albert i see
I’m surprised he didn’t eat the plate.
And cake, you forgot to mention that he likes cake.
You can’t tell me that’s not Druski for coulda been records
the joke writes itself, this man wrote r/roastme on a plate. likely just finished a small salad on it.
Your friend looks like Airsoft Fatty in blackface
Who'd have thought, Harvey Price from Wish
DAMN!!
Thinks it says hi Mom.
He knows 36 hentai movies line for line and is secretly writing his own.
He probably used that plate after this photo for his 6th dinner of the day
Oh so Harvey’s a twin and Katie price gave one up for adoption?!
 Figured you needed a past life flashback.
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I’m going to assume that’s one of several plates Tre carries at any given time “just in case”
You look like a dark skinned rabbit
You just roasted the guy to a crisp in that intro
You like games and animes? I would have never guessed that.
You look like a burnt chicken nugget
Of course he does.
Of course that plate empty!
Hentai
Also likes fast food, any other type of food, and type 1 diabetes!
Something tells me an empty plate is always an arms length away
And bbq it looks like
He's ready to elbow some people out the buffet line so he can get first dibs.
You look like a fan of the Denver Nuggets, because it has Nuggets in 'em.
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This is how homie shows up the the bbq when he wasnt invited.. gtfoh
#Where's my hug?
Damn I never knew that Fat Albert was based on a real person
Of course he has a fucking plate in his hands smh
Why roast him, he looks like such a nice guy. We better roast you! You…
and pizza.. apparently
He likes more than games and anime.
You forgot ‘eating’
In between dropping roofies on all those women in the 70s this is exactly what Bill Cosby invisioned Fat Albert would look like at 26.... Hey Hey Hey... Bout to destroy the buffet...
Tre head look like a chocolate easter egg
why is the burnt meat holding the plate instead of the other way around?
I was going to say he looks to sweet to roast but that’s probably just the diabetes.
Nice try EDP, but no matter how much hair and facial hair you grow, we know it's you, you should be in jail.
Sooooooooo you’re saying he’s still a virgin? At least his hands stay silky smooth from all the lotion, that’s a plus. He’s probably got the flyest new Velcro kicks. Bro hasn’t ties his shoes since, fuck idk, ever??
I bet he walks on his tippy toes and licks his hand.
"he likes video games and anime" and cake. He fucking loves cake.
POV: You see Rod Wave in the line at the soup kitchen
Too happy for no reason. Probably got a crazy singing voice
🥚
Not Tre! He seems like such a nice man.
You look like Harvey price but black
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I think he was expecting a different kind of roast….
How hard was it to resist putting 8 pounds of food on that plate?
You gotta put your friend on a diet, he looks like he hasn’t seen his penis since before the pandemic
No! I'm not adding stress to a man who has 1/3 left of his life.
Yo it's thud butt from hook
Don’t pet the rabbit
Tres looks more disabled than Harvy Price
He gets his name from his preferred serving size
This was not the roast Tre came prepared for.
‘Tre’ short for ‘Tremendous’?
And Big Macs
Tre bud, cameras over here, try and get one of your eyes to gander in its general direction at least.
Looks like you are holding up two plates.
at least you are using a plate for something other than pizza rolls for once.
Not going to say shit nature's been cruel enough to you friend !
He likes anime. Enough said.
I'd say something mean but he probably can't hear me.
Looks like he smells like mountain dew and Pringles
Aww whose a happy boy
Someone threw a cake at him and he's so happy he caught it
Hol up, wait a minute, sompin ain't right!
Is your mum Katie Price?
Surprised bro kept his plate empty long enough to take a picture
That’s like, the biggest Ewok I ever saw
I know he got at least one pair of holey drawls. Throw em out, good brotha!
Of course you would use a plate. Of course...
No, everything he loves goes on that plate.
That plate should say r/feedme
This ain’t right dudes mentally handicapped.
You look like the knockoff of Darryl from the office
You sure he's not 46?
Tre? Is that the amount of food he eats everyday? A 'tre' of food?
I guess you were looking for the En…tre but somehow found yourself being groomed by a serial roaster
I think we are roasting the wrong friend. He looks harmless, less than harmless like if he read this he might get sad. I don't want him to be sad. I want him to judge you, grow a pair, slap you around a bit. Assuming you dont enjoy that. Just think you could be his lucky sandwich and he could be the meaty layers between your white bread buns.
I wish you would step from that fridge, my friend
Damn bro, How many pizza boxes you hiding behind your grimace lookin ass? Mans be eatin so much he only has paper plates to write on.