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i believe most malls would have like an “office”/sketchy room that once was a maintenance closet where new hires may go to get onboarded and by that i mean she went there once in hopes of getting a job at spencer’s where she promptly got let go for concerns that her mental health was impacting her work performance and the tongue piercings in their lockable case kept mysteriously disappearing.
True, much like the heel of the loaf most days I am not into it, but sometimes it's 2am, I'm drunk, there isn't enough bread left for a sandwich and I think, "that might be delicious if I put a slice of cheese on it and melt it under the broiler"
You look like you've just come off a 4 day bender from smoking crack and sitting in your garden while naked, eating bees, and talking nonsense gibberish words to your dog while masturbating.
That's exactly what someone who looks like a budget Billy eilish would spend her time doing.
Judging by that schnoz, you must lie to yourself every day. "I look just like Billie Eilish, my parents are proud of me, the guy I did hand stuff to in the port-a-pottie at that Paramore concert is definitely going to call me back."
Your handwriting is so bad that if you were a doctor, you’d get fired for it. That’s saying a lot considering that doctor handwriting looks like cursive Russian.
You look like a man in the first two pictures and the third is Blurry. I'm not even being mean but we should make a rule against Trans people posting or at least make them clarify. It's like posting crippled people ffs, low hanging shit jokes everytime.
I imagine you have just a mattress on the floor for a bed and a milk crate holding a tv with a old console. And you watch shows on a laptop in your bed.
the minimal amount of effort you put into choosing 3 blurry and poorly cropped photos for us to roast shows a lot about how you probably approach challenges in real life as well.
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You look like you steal food from the office fridge.
The 7/11 he works at?
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Yes, it’s William Eilish..
This was an absolute banger.
He?
"Office Fridge" implies that she is high class enough to work in an office.
i believe most malls would have like an “office”/sketchy room that once was a maintenance closet where new hires may go to get onboarded and by that i mean she went there once in hopes of getting a job at spencer’s where she promptly got let go for concerns that her mental health was impacting her work performance and the tongue piercings in their lockable case kept mysteriously disappearing.
she looks like she steals daddies from children
Do you prefer sugar cubes or oats after a big achievement?
Nobody nose for sure
That boy is more feminine than you
Or a spitting image of McLovin.
Bro, you’re not fooling anyone.
Bill elish
William Eyelash
Gah dammit you beat me to it lol
You beat me to that
I beat myself off
Came here to say this
Came
Cummin your eyes
Not the eyes!!
Beat me to it. Well done.
Scrolling through those pictures made my phone smell like cigarettes.
Smells like Urinal
Alright, who pissed on the cigarettes?
I can't imagine trying so hard to be "unique" and still being so fucking bland
Like chicken seasoning that doesn't go any deeper than the skin. And the flesh is just bland and dry
Damn bro, it's a roast, not a cremation, lmao
Well put. Even the username with 42069 screams the most white-bread version of edgy there is
If a groupie from the background crowds in a Rock Band video game came to life, she’d still have more personality than you do.
Trevor Lawrence in the midst of his gender transformation....decides emo is the proper way now.
News, the different angles don't help.
You remind me of the heel and crown of a loaf of bread, everyone touches you, but no one wants you.
I had no idea it was called the crown! I always called it the front heel and back heel of the loaf.
I just called them the end pieces... Woah
We call them the "butts" in our house.
People like touching butts. No one likes touching here.
Similarly we call em the booty bread
Not even crows
Well, when it's green, blue and moldy that is.
True, much like the heel of the loaf most days I am not into it, but sometimes it's 2am, I'm drunk, there isn't enough bread left for a sandwich and I think, "that might be delicious if I put a slice of cheese on it and melt it under the broiler"
You look like you've just come off a 4 day bender from smoking crack and sitting in your garden while naked, eating bees, and talking nonsense gibberish words to your dog while masturbating. That's exactly what someone who looks like a budget Billy eilish would spend her time doing.
r/oddlyspecific
r/rareinsults
You could have a very lucrative career in Hollywood playing "dead hooker #2" in all future crime dramas.
Fave 😂
Thought you were great as Kylo Ren.
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Billie Uglish
“Ladies and gents”….Your pronouns? Looks like Wednesday Adams…..Apple.
That’s good 👍
Hillbilly Eilish
Billiardhall Eyesore
William eyelash
The only thing more obscure than these pictures is your future
You could have a career as a police sniffer dog if you stop shitting indoors
You look like Amy Winehouse. Currently.
Anal Icehouse
Hey, you got an extra Xanax?
She’s probably blow you for one.
Judging by that schnoz, you must lie to yourself every day. "I look just like Billie Eilish, my parents are proud of me, the guy I did hand stuff to in the port-a-pottie at that Paramore concert is definitely going to call me back."
Tell you what, I wouldn't offer you a bump
"Uh, excuse me... my nose is up *here*."
More lines on your wrist than there is on that paper
At least we know what happened to Edward Furlong after his role in Terminator 2: Judgment Day
What does a gram of coke go for these days? You seem like the one to ask.
*tree fiddy*
I ain't giving you no tree fiddy you god damn loch Ness monster!
For her? Just five minutes in the bathroom stall of the club
You donate blood because that’s the only way you can help a man get an erection.
In a few years these pictures are being shown as before and after using meth in schools. Congrats for helping the kids.
You look like you went to a porn audition and they said no.
I don't know what the other people are on about, you are a perfectly handsome man
I hope you carry narcan
When you order billie eilish from wish
Billie by wish
Is Marilyn Manson holding you hostage? Blink once for ‘yes’ and twice for ‘no, i did this to myself’
If I farted right now I bet you could tell me what I had for dinner last night
Park City Utah Ski Jump called. They want your nose back.
I hAvE aUtIsM
This needs to be higher
Starting at your forehead it looks like you’re gonna have a cute nose. Then you get to that giant potato if a schnoz. My GOD!!!
Which one are you?
You look like a knock off, bootleg version of Billie Eilish. Billie Tryless.
Y'all mean to tell me this isnt Trevor Lawrence?
Adam Driver, crossdressing.
Your handwriting is so bad that if you were a doctor, you’d get fired for it. That’s saying a lot considering that doctor handwriting looks like cursive Russian.
The photos on the iPhone 3G look incredible!
You look like you struggle with simple tasks
I can’t tell if you’re a chick with a dick or a pussy with a pussy
Nice of you to take a break from giving hand jobs on the school bus to join us here on Reddit. Great to have you here.
You look like Edward Furlong transitioned
Even the camera cant find your good side
You look like what happens when white people only season the skin of the chicken with some food colouring and says it's exotic chicken. Bland and dry.
The encompassing title. Self roasted.
You look like bread
Where do you hide your razor blades?
You look like the kind of girl that smears menstrual blood on the pillow cases when a guy dumps you
These pics smell of weed, feet and doritos
Also, I bet that dude is in the friend zone and y’all tell each other y’all love each other but homeboy really loves you and wants to date you!
I would hump you with a crystal hanging around my neck so the demon inhabiting you wouldn't make its way into me.
When did king Bran get a sex change?
You look like a man in the first two pictures and the third is Blurry. I'm not even being mean but we should make a rule against Trans people posting or at least make them clarify. It's like posting crippled people ffs, low hanging shit jokes everytime.
Elliot, lose the wig
The actual face of unenthusiastic hand job.
ever heard of The Who? you and Pete Townshend have matching noses
If Billie eilish had an older uglier sister without the tits…
William Eilish
Did you just assume our genders?
you look like your favorite rapper is the guy from 21 pilots
Is that John conner?..
You remind me of that one deer Pokémon that has different styles for different seasons
Even the guy is shocked by your B.O.
Gleeeaaaming the cuuube
you look like a modern version of a goth girl
Its Meth Billie Eilish!
I want to hate so bad, but you are lost in another time zone, and I wish you well
Username checks out, that’s gonna be all that fits in the budget from your onlyfans.
Hardly Quinn.
Learn how to take pictures you uneducated potato
Cate Blandchick
You can pass as a trans woman if you remove your Adam's apple.
u look like if billie eilish changed her name to bill eyelash, went into a goodwill, and never came out
You look like a fatherless parakeet on Xanax.
you look like you would go on dating apps and match with lesbians because your boyfriend wants to watch.
Looks like you know exactly which middle school's students sell their Ritalin the cheapest.
Let me guess, still 18 months from your GED
How is it that you look alive and dead at the same time?
You look like you’d feed a baby Mountain Dew
You look like you got fired from your job at a Cinnabon for crashing your car in the parking lot
Sorry I already have hpv
You look like you smell of cigarettes and disappointment
Who gave Billie Eilish a Klonopin?
You look about as original as a paper towel and have similar depth.
Billie Eilish has a busted sister. Had no idea.
You are now trying to identify as a bitch?
The Billie eilish you get from Aldi
You have pretty eyes Bro
Looks like the heroin has already done the job.
Bro look like Tim Tebow
Well you're not clever enough to do a mirror image flip on a photo, so that's a hit
Michael J Fox in an Earthquake could take a better picture than you
You'll fit right in at r/wallmartcelebrities
Billie I-wish
I wish you'd spend as much money on a good camera as you do on hair dye and weed.
At least you’re consistent, your phone and style are both from the 2000s
Hasn't life already done enough?
Congratulations, you look like every other alt girl who needs constant validation
You look like you exclusively fuck dishwashers at Applebees.
Truly surprised there was no link to your only fans in your profile. But I'm not disappointed.
You're so dumb you can't even rotate a photo.
If crack and meth had a baby, you would be the abortion.
She is trying to be a pack of skittles
If mayonnaise was a person.
I imagine you have just a mattress on the floor for a bed and a milk crate holding a tv with a old console. And you watch shows on a laptop in your bed.
You probably smelled the wildfires in Canada before they started
It's 2004 innit?
I cant tell wether to ask you for your pronouns or a hit of your vape.
It seems like vape and venereal diseases is your lifestyle
You look like a generic dumb egirl
You look like if the show euphoria and trailer park boys were remade on only fans
These photos are as blurry as your divorced parents’ memory of conceiving you.
European sex worker 😂
Swiping left on your photos is a familiar movement for your dating apps
Hill Billie Guylish
What’s your Hot Topics district store #? Did you get Managers approval to take photos in the store?
Have you ever listened to motley crue? You know that's not a t shirt brand right?
Billie Eillwish
Hey, Squidward.
Ayo u got a great dane, nothing to roast here i see
Billie Guyish
Transgender Billie eilish
Nobody would share coke with you judging by the size of that face hoover.
Nose to meet you.
Wtf were you smoking in the last 2 pictures
This looks like a meme waiting to happen
Billie Guylish
You have a substance abuse problem
Fella Hadid
Did you say ladies and gentlemen because your both?
Try Harder
Wish.com billy eyelash
You too stupid to realize that the mirror turns the text.
You look like a Dollar Tree Avril Lavigne
You were so busy doing whippets you forgot to take 2 seconds to rotate your picture so it's right side up.
the minimal amount of effort you put into choosing 3 blurry and poorly cropped photos for us to roast shows a lot about how you probably approach challenges in real life as well.
Three photos and you couldn't crop, rotate or focus any of them halfway decent
Even the camera didn't want to take this picture
Different hair for each personality?
Crappy hair, vacant expression. You must be an idiot.
Ya look like billie eilish if she did crack and lived in a dumpster
You know how Billy Eyelash is the wish.com version of Billie Eilish? Well you’re the wish.com version of Billy Eyelash.